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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Undertaker001: 8:16pm On Aug 01, 2019
Menance:
I dedicate this award to my flends, fans and to the 2nd Niger Bridge.
I'm glad to come 7th in the 2000th page.
It's my 1st time stepping in to this place. I thanks you all
Menance to the Society

Samuel L Jackson
1993
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Undertaker001: 8:13pm On Aug 01, 2019
Dudeweedlmao:
Lol
buy airtel sim.. stop using Glo


is my own screen or am i first grin?
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Undertaker001: 8:12pm On Aug 01, 2019

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Undertaker001: 8:12pm On Aug 01, 2019
i must collect my own bar
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Undertaker001: 8:06pm On Aug 01, 2019
Innocentchild:
Page 2000, this is what we've been waiting for tongue cool
is innob.ets distributing money?
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Undertaker001: 6:54pm On Aug 01, 2019
observanc1:
even politically, he will be making same dumb decisions like his dead grandfather awolowo
if you don't keep shut ama kick your goofy ass and then ama take your ass to jail

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Undertaker001: 6:50pm On Aug 01, 2019
Twist biscuit (Digestive)
Romance / Re: For The Ladies by Undertaker001: 4:50pm On Aug 01, 2019
LilMissFavvy:
Pls my dear don't talk like an uneducated lady okay? I am talking about medical aspect here. Goggle what I said. I am not saying a man cannot father kids in old age, but medically, the earlier a man procreates, the better. The older he gets the lesser the quality of sperm. Go and study the risks/ health implications involved for the unborn child.
you are the uneducated one here...
don't try to deviate from the topic
Your ass must be seriously jealous of the amount of shiit that comes out of your mouth

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Undertaker001: 4:12pm On Aug 01, 2019
low budget air head sanaa Lathan

grin thank God you know you ain't got nothing upstairs..

biggie need to give this guys diary session timer...
Mercy can make a paragraph out of three words..

#spits

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Undertaker001: 3:43pm On Aug 01, 2019
Yale9:
Jeff is basically transferring eviction aggression on Frodd. Good thing Frodd always stands his ground, and that is a sweet thing..
what I see happening is something like this

Those old nigerians films where in a poor home.. the elder brother sacrifices going to the university so that the younger one can complete his schooling.. and then that younger brother becomes successful and starts being disrespectful plus even ridiculing the elder one.. calling him illiterate e.t.c

It could have been jeff on that HOH chair... he sacrificed it for frodd... and because of that sacrifice he's up for eviction.. and that same nigga he sacrificed the whole HOH week for can't even allow him sit on the chair for at least 10 minutes.. always throwing that HOH bullshit in his face...
Jeff deserves to be angry.. if na age self.. him senior Jeff well..
my Junior can't disrespect me like that in the midst of people and go scott free..

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Undertaker001: 2:00pm On Aug 01, 2019
forkadict:
I dont know if I am the only one here but I am not impressed with this idea of bringing in additional housemates four weeks into the game. It bestows an unnecessary edge to the new housemates. For instance what was that guy telling Khafi about her being in the house for herself and not for anybody else?

Are the new housemates coming to act out a script? If so whose? Theirs or Biggies? And they are coming in after fortifying their forces just like Tacha did before coming into the house. Mobilising them and putting them on red alert in the event they are up for eviction at any point in time? I see a deliberate effort by Biggie to frustrate Tacha in all this and to prove a point perhaps because of her supposed arrogance.

Let's even step back for a bit and ask the question 'Why is it necessary to introduce new housemates at this time?' Is it that the original housemates are not living up to their billing? If that be the case, then that is an indictment on the quality of DSTV's selection process. And if not, what then is or are the reason(s)?
forget all this long talk...
in Double wahala season it took almost three weeks (not so sure) for biggie to evict somebody..

but this year in the first week he evicted.. not just one person but two people... that should tell you this was on ground all along..

the housemates are too boring.. including your useless tacha... as if we subscribed our dstv to watch her arrogance..

let her have a taste of her medicine... madam celebrity

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Undertaker001: 1:30pm On Aug 01, 2019
i read on the tv straps that Joe gave khafi a hint about her relationship but she wasn't smart enough to decode it...

i didn't get the gist, who got it?
Romance / Re: To Our Dear "Alfa Meils" by Undertaker001: 11:51am On Aug 01, 2019
ebonyggurl:


That's the only thing you lot have in your heads-slut shaming. Re.tarded bunch of fvcktards.
how else do you hoes want it?

slut-glorifying?

no matter how much a lizard feeds.. it can never grow to become a crocodile..
you all are lazy hoes parading as girlfriends and must be treated as the hoes you are

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Romance / Re: Guys Pls Help A Brother... by Undertaker001: 6:57am On Aug 01, 2019
youngundertaker5@gmail.com
anyone mind sending me a copy?
Romance / Re: To Our Dear "Alfa Meils" by Undertaker001: 11:09pm On Jul 31, 2019
funmisticqueen:
Wow. I won't sink to your level of ignorance. ladies have no time for savages
if they are counting ladies in Nigeria.. you this handicapped fat hippopotamus think you'll be counted?

broke rat

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Romance / Re: To Our Dear "Alfa Meils" by Undertaker001: 10:18pm On Jul 31, 2019
MarjieJ98354:
what about this 80 yo How quickly has she expired? Btw which one looks older?

you nigerian leeches at 26 years of age are already looking like her grandmum..
all you do is sit your fat ass home.. sell pussy and get paid

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Romance / Re: To Our Dear "Alfa Meils" by Undertaker001: 10:15pm On Jul 31, 2019
funmisticqueen:
Thank you.
and you are the complete opposite...
I'd advise you to ask your mum to show you who your real father is...

the apple does not fall far from the tree..
glorified hoe
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Undertaker001: 7:57pm On Jul 31, 2019
ibkayee:
Troublemaker
sure sir

TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Undertaker001: 7:53pm On Jul 31, 2019
ibkayee:

Same
online dating..
through nairaland
just like pocohanta.s and Nihilist.snr
#runs outta thread

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Undertaker001: 7:41pm On Jul 31, 2019
codedguy1:
See as Diane just bend down dey do nothing grin

Gedoni introduce the guy like he was intimidated.

Jackey no fit talk she just mellow grin
i feel like slapping her.. if i was Joe i for knock am..

him de close self
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Undertaker001: 7:37pm On Jul 31, 2019
Joe has the cockiness of our NL ub.unja
answers a question with another question grin
i like the dude

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Undertaker001: 7:28pm On Jul 31, 2019
Valto:
this joe is arrogant, look at the way he answers people
grin a male version of Tacha..
you guys should free him... no be una don kill elo already because he was quiet

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Undertaker001: 7:18pm On Jul 31, 2019
Diane says she feel bad. she couldn't even fake the smile anymore..

Joe asked why they were all moody... some group of HM didn't even move a leg when he entered

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Romance / Re: Women: The Greatest Calamity To Ever Befall Men!!! by Undertaker001: 7:16pm On Jul 31, 2019
Funmmyastic:



Haha,do you know me personaly?I'm single and don't depend on any stupid guy.I have my hopes and aspirations.I'm not desperate and frustrated as you are and I do not do anything to please stupid guys at my own detriment.So what's the of meaning of collecting money for pad bla bla bla.You can hate females cos nobody cares.For your information I'm still in my teens with my hopes and dreams high as a tower.So get the bleep out of my space!
who cares about you personally??

from what I've seen online.. you are a broke fustrated newspapers.. i already know too many leeches don't want no other one

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Romance / Re: Women: The Greatest Calamity To Ever Befall Men!!! by Undertaker001: 7:08pm On Jul 31, 2019
Temmywrites:


Well is that all you have in your stocked up skull filled with maggots... Nincompoop.. Did they teach u that or did you check the dictionary to check that? I'm sure you're suffering from elephantiasis of the brain that's why you cannot lift your thoughts and think well... I'm not surprised or puzzled or alarmed by your comment you this misogynistic fool... I'm sure everytime Your mother thinks about you, it brings tears to her eyes, disappointment child... I hope you grow up and have a life... Jobless fatso, scum bag with shit as filters all over his head... I'm sure your your village people followed you here..
I'll go and call brocklesner for you now... Fake undertaker oshi.. Ode buruku... I'm in my room.. Comman beat me... He he he he he....
H I P for the hip..for the hippopo

P O P for the hippopo..

T A M U S for the hippopotamus.. HIPPOPOTAMUS!!

Romance / Re: Women: The Greatest Calamity To Ever Befall Men!!! by Undertaker001: 6:55pm On Jul 31, 2019
Funmmyastic:


I hope you are not refering to me?
you and temmywrites
bunch of overweight slobbering sluggish stupid poachers..
you are a fat hippopotamus

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Romance / Re: Women: The Greatest Calamity To Ever Befall Men!!! by Undertaker001: 6:52pm On Jul 31, 2019
Funmmyastic:




Bashing ladies as usual.I don't waste my energy on Nl guys,they are wired to it.
which energy do you have?

Energy that can't fetch you pocket money and a little as sanitary pads...

depending on boys for money in a relationship like you are handicapped...

you don't have any energy and you aint any better than a mannequin

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Romance / Re: To Our Dear "Alfa Meils" by Undertaker001: 6:48pm On Jul 31, 2019
funmisticqueen:
Male Menopause is the reason men for women the age of their children. it is a way to escape the harsh reality that that are in a crisis, midlife crisis
are you alright?

were you expecting men to go for expired hoes like yourself who have less than 10 years of productivity?

you'll be just 30 years of age and be looking like a eniola badmus or teni makanaki.. why won't we go for fresh kill?

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Romance / Re: Women: The Greatest Calamity To Ever Befall Men!!! by Undertaker001: 6:45pm On Jul 31, 2019
Funmmyastic:


I gbadun you sis,louder!Women are doing big things around the world he is here ranting unserious fellow.
the same world that they spoilt with their own hands when they ate the fruit..

you fools are supposed to be doing more but your smelling asses are always waiting on men
Romance / Re: Women: The Greatest Calamity To Ever Befall Men!!! by Undertaker001: 6:42pm On Jul 31, 2019
tragic creatures.. very tragic..

except my mum... your mum and all motu around the world who have sense..

not like this modern day mannequins in human form..
who scream gender equality but don't want to day anything..

lazy morons

this two hippopotamus above me are perfect examples

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Undertaker001: 6:01pm On Jul 31, 2019
tbh front page get update pass this thread self...

na for there i bin see say Gedoni tell frodd say khafi na sex addict and it's getting tiring for him..

and omashola told venita that he loves her and would be very angry if she has a boyfriend
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Undertaker001: 5:42pm On Jul 31, 2019
Menance:
When Mike's fans hear "Jeff, sit you're safe"
3bear, Ia.mJ &....

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