Basildvalour:
If person don blush wen I never even begin dey yarn, nah wetin I wan talk again to use skemp am finish nah.


Uniquexty, make we just enter room make I whisper am enter your ear. I no want all these guys to copy my scoping nah. Oya, I dey wait

lolx... This one na pre-blush. Your yarn go determine the deepness and colour of the main blush. Abeg do am here. When i don already waka for this heel reach stage you come dey suggest room. Biko, the audience is waiting...

Basildvalour:
For waffi wey me crib dey eh, me nova kpef am say dem dey call skemping woo before nah. Abeg, woo no be pijin nah.


OP abeg make you help me set the gramma wella because e dey tear conscience. Oya make una kpomkpi


Uniquexty, nah u I wan crush...no be so I mean am o. I mean say nah u be my woo

I'm blushing down to my toes. #Gracefully walks to the spotlight. Let the wooing begin

AskProf:


The OP I feel is this "friend" in question. He feels that by buying her stuff like La Casera, taking her to some eateries, even, a new Injoo Hot Fire qualifies him for the grand prize.

But, no!

Our girl has other things in mind which might include, but not limited to a higher bidder.

Exactly. Ladies, we have a mind of our own. I actually laughed with her, reading that. The proposee is so immature. Still hiding behind a friend. Impersonation....

Raymie:
How do yhu know that the sex is good? Are yhu the middle leg? Or does he do yhu as well? Friends of NLers have really suffered.

Lmho

AskProf:


How do you know the sex is good or, are you hiding something from us?

Exactly what i had in mind. So after every action, the friend (in quote) returns with tales. You see why the girl laughed. Immaturity

Lovely gown

Serene environment

This lady was my friend in school ooo. A devoted Christian. P.S.F will miss her so.much. She was our fellowship treasurer. Speaks very well. Her dress sense was always admired. Very creative and always smiling. The sweetest of her two sisters. Since her death, i'v started seeing life differently. No time to waste hating anybody. A dedicated life to Christ is the best. We have limited time to fulfil our destines, make gud use of it. Oluchi, despite how short her time on earth was, she was an inspiration. Rest in Peace mama

Beets ke? This is Nairaland not Dollarland biko

This is somehow oo

Blackett:
Idiots shouldn't be allowed to create threads.

Hmmm

This thing serious ooo

blessedqueen:

And u be woman oh

I no carry water for mouth talk am o

Hmmmm... the table is gradually turning. Guess who's sitting at the cute end of the table?? ....after God, fear women

udonmeanit... So since the bird has learnt to fly without perching, the hunter too has learnt to shoot without missing. I'm giving it up for the guys... you people are topping your games

Extom:
She even looks like a cat.

Exactly

Lmtao

There's no justification whatsoever.

Sometimes or most times, its not always about the Money.

Qualer:


There are things I need to find out from you, if you are up to it though!

ohk

kaboninc:


So small that we are someone connected through a complex web that just happens to exist.

So I know someone who knows someone who knows yet another one and who knows you.

That's how small it is.

Ok

kaboninc:


Lool. The face is not clear.

Viewing with my phone.

This world is a small one.

Tell me how small it is

kaboninc:


Yeah.

Contemplating on taking a position...

Looks like someone I know though.

Know from where?

kaboninc:




So is that you on your dp?

Is there a bounty on my head? That's me

kaboninc:


You're not receiving applications yet you opened your window?

Haba....

Love is everywhere oh. Even on nairaland!

As if you've forgotten that narural fresh air comes in through the windows. And stop putting ideas into his head. Maybe he has a message from the Lord

kaboninc:


Am not going to hurry joor.

Am not just ready yet.

Somethings just need to be in place.

Otherwise, I would have applied to you!

You wish... We are not receiving applications. No vacancy yet

kaboninc:


No dear.

Just that you claim that it took about a month or so.

Well, the most important thing is for you to move on, and on time.

Cheers.

Ohkkk

kaboninc:


Serious

No time oh.

I thought time had taken care of people like you. Swthrt, the rest of the world have moved on. You need to hurry

Qualer:


Hello, can we talk?

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Cally14:


Awwww...It is well dear. I know how it feels, have been there before.
Stay Strong and don't stop praying, God never fails! Keep your hope in him alive, He is the Great Comforter! He will comfort you.

Tnx luv