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I said it this dude has been possessed...

Val with boo.. I think this olosho will try to station herself at one bar.. Guys beware

I had this same crazy experience last December.. After taking monkey tail.. Spiced with extra local igbo(weed) i was taken to church that very day.. I confessed all my sins.. I wore my clothes 5 times without actually putting it on. Then i walked naked outside looking for where to bath i almost enter orita metta(junction).. Nah that time i remember that yoruba adage wey talk say if crase person enter junction e go remain permanent.. You just need to experience this feeling it can't be described with mere words.

Abeg this thing needs to hit front page.

Ki olorun ma sowa lowo enti a o sho ton sho wa mani ke... Just passing by

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Ladies are like shits, different types of shits we have
1. Sort after shit: The one wey be say you go toilet, you go think, push like person wey dey labour room and strategise for am but still you no go get am.
2. Spoit shit: You go spend money untop am, eat better food, and finally when you go shit, you discover it's not worth it, it stinks and mess up the toilet
3. Maga shit: You spend a lot, eat a lot, yet you still wont shit, you still end up thinking in the toilet. Please beware of this kind of shit, can cause 'jedi jedi'
4. Loyal shit: These kind of shits, even if you drink garri, you just go to the toilet, and they come out without any problem.
5. Problematic shit: You have to be alert if you are experiencing these kind of shits, they can disgrace you anytime anywhere, they can come out and show their true colour.
6. Smelly Shit: These kind of shit tell you the kind of shits they are even before going to toilet, this kind shit fit automatically give you job for interview, he dey change fly career and final destination. Your mess don give you full description of the shit
7. Mario Shit: The last on my list, these kin shit no pray for am if you get appointment, even if you get 1 tank of water use flush, when you think say he don go, he go just surface again for the wc, nah that time you go realise say you gas pump water again.. @Mcajebutter
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My name is usman azeez olamide, i'm a corps member currently serving in Birin-kebbi kebbi state, my nysc no NYSC/FUA/2016/084009,kb no KB/16A/1967, i was paid double allowance in the month of july, 2016 in which i was robbed on my way to kebbi from lagos then i lost some of the cash with me, my phone and my id card, on 16th August, 2016 i received a call from my parents at home that my state cordinator call them and threatened them that they will have cause to cry for my sake if i dont report to my station, i went to see him at the secretariat then he asked about the double allowance after explaining to him, he said i should return the overpay before 18th of aug or he will ensure he inflicts an intentional error on my bank account and i won't receive any allowance for 3months or more i explained to him that i don't have any hope of getting the money back except i'm being paid the next allowee then i return the cash in batches,i even asked for an account in which i can make the payments to, the he said he will receive it by hand, he then threatened not to allow me out of the state for any reason and ensure i don't get paid, he has made good his threat because i didn't receive any allowance for august and i also i'm insecure in the state(kebbi). What steps can i take because i'm currently left with nothing as i can't even travel. The state cordinator name is MR. E. Olusegun Olawale his phone numbers are 08037540048, 08050335895. You can reach me on 08062969252 or u.olamide@gmail.com..

Nah my sister be the secretary to the DG.. But the sauce is protected ..

pelhurmy:
Na wa 4 u oh

U don run kum here kum create thread on top wetin u copy from me!!!

see as you take fish me out.. I wan help you disseminate the info..

National Youth Service Corps - NYSC
POSTPONEMENT OF THE 2016 BATCH 'A' (STREAM II) ORIENTATION COURSE
The Management of the National Youth Service Corps is humble to announce to you that, the Orientation exercise of the 2016 Batch 'A' (Stream II) Orientation course which was earlier postponed today has been re-scheduled to commence on Monday June 20, 2016. We enjoin all Prospective Corps members to be at there respective orientation camp on the said date. Login to your dashboard to reprint your Call up letter.
All inconveniences are highly regretted, please.
Signed:
Management

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I have this girl i had a crush on, I got her number on Facebook because i love her dp's, she ignores my call whenever i call her giving flimsy excuses like 'am busy', 'let me call you back', 'give me one minute' e.t.c I got tired of calling her then i retired. But she flashed me today, and i was very happy just to call her back, then she started telling me stories of how the tortoise had an hunchback and no money with her and i should help her send cash into her account number.. Please what do you think should i send the cash or is she still trying to play me??

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