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Maybe whiskey dey romance d husband brain

durentdbiitch:
I didn't laugh or cry

so can you tell me the meaning of laugh crying then.. abi you wan dey finger my brain..

The wife found her husband sitting on the back
porch crying. "What's wrong?" she asked.
"Do you remember when we were dating and your
father told me that if I didn't marry you, he
would send me to prison for 20 years?" he said.
"Yes" she responded, "so what?" "I would have
gotten out of prison today!" he sobbed.

IG: @mcajebutter

... Are you sure the guy in question isn't married.. A guy that is well paid with a car.. Nah so person they take land him mr. right abi, you no reason am say behind a successful man is woman, nah already made food you wan chop, when you dey 300l wen 500l guys dey toast you nah so so yanga you dey do.. My advice for you is do anoda 1... .. shooku shooku eyes

Every Bae I banged was a hit, back to back from dija to Victoria kimani.. Iyalaya won Bleep anybody.. But I never blow.. @Mcajebutter

you don try reach then leave make me self con work small..

fullstreets:
Been working for 3 years now, sorry ehn.

[quote author=fullstreets post=41712230][/quote]You need the spiritual intervention of God this year becos two of us follow dey jobless

rheether:
Am sorry Usman Olamide, I was joking.

We are for the fun of it.. ,, I know

rheether:
I pity your condition.

nah 1 job be this one self Nah..except say u get the 1 u wan gimme

It was a very disastrous and okalamicious when Usman Olamide a.k.a @mcajebutter had to graduate out of futa, he was known as the most crasiest comedian of all time at FUTA.. Information now has it that he is now at Lagos.. NB: Beware..

The 1 on dread is Ycee while the guy on suit is MCajebota

RickRichards:
They look......well....different: they don't look fresh. I guess a few hours in a NYSC orientation camp can do that to anyone. Can't believe I actually spent 3 weeks there.

end time corpers

lax on stage, a nairalander with lax and mcajebota

Falz on stage, lil kesh with a niralander and kesh on stage

NYSC orientation camp party Lagos at iyana ipaja, was fun filled at top musicians came on stage to thrill their fans, the event was organised by naija FM, as we see likes of lax, lil kesh, JJC, Falz da bad guy, Mcajebota, ycee(jagaban) e.t.c

As far as Nigeria is concerned "Nothing dey happen", in 2face voice, endtime money launderers every where, maybe them wan buy jet for heaven who knows

How do we go about this year end of the year party/ award night , we will be needing sponsorship and also different opinions.. Lets keep the comments rolling.

You need to be in Nigeria i guess cos it works perfectly here...

This works for me 100percent, if it doesn't for you then maybe you should try going to wash your head 7times in ogboge river.. or so i think

Four easy steps
1. Hello sis i love the way you smile.. My name is Ajebota
2. I Hope we can be friends..
3. Can i give you my number, then you type it and you are like choi i just buy the sim o.. can i try the number to be sure i am correct... am sure the sharp guys can take it from here..@Mc ajebota

..you think him own sweet con test my own and my friends own.. .. between contact me if you want moi moi delivered to your doorstep..08062969252

Can sum1 pls help summarise all those issh.. can't sum1 learn from the way i summarise.. just saying

deramarks:
Very nice a big ass hole makin me hate him daily y won't ghanas insult us nigerians u just hung out wwit ur social medias pals In ghana hmm I dunno y am even talkin here itz not asif u will see it but just know dat uv decreased anoda score on ma side

y u con dey vex for the guy, unto say no be u him hangout wit..shooku shooku eyes

Can't forget the fun those days, you guys start yabbing and you are up next then you realise your friend just said what you are about to say...

- Your yatch be like room and palour
- Them send you make you go buy Chinese balm for aboki. you go dey fight Chinese
- your pric* long reach heaven nah father Christmas help you cut am
- them send my friend make him go buy family biscuit him go call all him family

add your let's keep it rolling.. @Mcajebo ;DCan't forget the fun those days, you guys start yabbing and you are up next then you realise your friend just said what you are about to say...

- Your yatch be like room and palour
- Them send you make you go buy Chinese balm for aboki. you go dey fight Chinese
- your pric* long reach heaven nah father Christmas help you cut am
- them send my friend make him go buy family biscuit him go call all him family

add your let's keep it rolling..

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