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Jobs/Vacancies / Strategy Marketer Needed In Sao Travels And Tours. by upjosbet: 4:23am On Aug 29, 2018
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Female & Male Strategy marketer employment at SAO TRAVELS & TOURS LTD. QUALIFICATION:-

MINIMUM OF OND

QUALITIES:-

1. FLUENCY IN ENGLISH
2. ABILITY TO MULTI TASK
3. ABILITY TO WORK WITHOUT SUPERVISION OR LESS SUPERVISION
4. POSSES POSITIVE MARKETING SKILLS
5. HONESTY, PASSION & RESOURCEFULNESS

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Note:- MUST BE BASED IN IBADAN /ENVIRONS
Jobs/Vacancies / Female Marketer Needed In A Travel Agency In Ibadan by upjosbet: 9:15am On Aug 15, 2018
Female marketer needed in a travel agency in Ibadan.

Qualification:- minimum of Diploma in any Discipline.

Applications from Ibadan residents alone

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Investment / What Business Can I Do With #500,000 Naira And Yield Good Results For Me Monthly by upjosbet: 6:56pm On Aug 02, 2018
Hello house, I need professional advice : -



One of My junior brother runs a farm...
And he has someone who want to invest 500k naira in his business, but he doesn't want the money to go into the poultry biz..he want another way , in which the money will yield results, *SIR/MA WHAT BUSINESS IDEA CAN HE VENTURE INTO?*
realistic ideas please
Family / Re: House Help Abuse: Why Some Nigerian Wives Won't Make Heaven by upjosbet: 6:04pm On May 26, 2018
People who gave birth without plans to care for them needs to be dealt with too...

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Business / What Lucrative Business Can I Start With 500k by upjosbet: 5:45pm On Jun 04, 2017
Please I need professional advice, I want lucrative, easy to run business I can start with 500,000 I mean a business that could start yielding quick returns in 3months. Please no insults, matured and serious advices please.
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Romance / Re: Please Help On Masturbation by upjosbet: 6:55am On May 05, 2017
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Marioplus:
I get lots of questions on masturbation most especially from ladies -yes, ladies masturbate a lot, especially virgins. Guys also masturbate. There is no debate on that. I’m not here to argue about who masturbates most, I need to deal with a serious issue.

Sexual urge for virgins is strong. What makes it stronger is the novelty, newness, the mystery and the hear-says about sex.

Masturbation is handling/rubbing/squeezing your genitals consistently to achieve orgasm. Ladies may stroke their female-core while guys rub, massage or caress their sexual-organ. I decided to give explicit explanation because some ask me what masturbation is. Some ladies especially non-virgins use candles, banana, small bottles, sticks, dildos or whatever represents a male sexual organ and do solo sex (having sex by yourself).

From teenage upward, you will have a strong desire for sex. It’s a sure sign you are normal and capable of having and enjoying sex in marriage. In your 20s it will be stronger and intense! You may wake up feeling sexually aroused and your sexual organ will stand erect for some minutes for no single reason in the world or you become sexually aroused on seeing a curvy lady! You may start noticing shapes and curves and you have to shake your head several times to keep the image off. You may get sexually aroused on watching a romantic movie and discharge something. You check up and discover you are wet. All these are normal, you haven’t committed any sin.

So what then do you do when you get hot and Hot? Have sex? I know you know my answer and some singles will never be caught dead sleeping around, so what do they do? They masturbate! They give themselves release and personal pleasure through solo sex while claiming ‘virginity’ at the same time. Masturbation is completely wrong and not the way out. Let me explain:

1. Masturbation is not done in isolation. It is done with the IMAGE of SOMEONE in mind. It can be a lover, an EX, a celebrity, a married person, a crush, someone you like but incapable of having. You imagine having sex with them while masturbating. That is MENTAL FORNICATION

2. For ladies, while inserting all manner of objects, you may mistakenly deflower yourself and also introduce infection into your genitals and womb. It will be very difficult to convince your future partner that you never had sex with man except objects during your solo sex.

3. You kill your ability to enjoy sex in future. Millions of women don’t enjoy sex in marriage which leads to sexual frustration, adultery, lesbianism and feminism. If you are used to getting orgasm by yourself, you won’t be able to get it from your husband. If you are used to objects in your private part, you won’t have feelings for your husband’s sexual-organ. You will always think of something harder, bigger, longer, larger and completely unrealistic! Women who complain their husbands’ sexual organ is too small didn’t marry as virgins. They must have been promiscuous as singles by masturbation or having several sexual partners.

4. You will not have a good sex life as a man. You will experience pre-mature ejaculation and your wife won’t enjoy you leading to acute sexual frustration in marriage. You need self-control to fully enjoy sex and give your wife maximum sexual pleasure. A woman enjoys sex when the man can go on for at least 7 minutes before ejaculating. Because you are used to instant release from masturbation, you may not be able to go more than a minute before exploding leaving your wife completely unsatisfied and frustrated. She may close up, become frigid and stop having sex altogether which may lead to you having an affair, she having an affair or both of you having an affair. Self-control before marriage helps you enjoy sex to the maximum after wedlock. You are able to delay ejaculation, go on for a long time and have excellent orgasm while giving your wife pleasure too. That is why total virginity pays!

5. If you do not suffer premature ejaculation, you may have serious problem with delayed/ slow ejaculation. A situation where you get erection for several hours without ejaculation or orgasm. What is the benefit of sex without orgasm? Rough masturbation with your hands kills your ability to feel/enjoy sex with your wife. It is hell for a woman to be under a man who thrusts in for hours unable to ejaculate. How will the woman get pregnant? It’s the reason some women are seemingly “barren” and can’t talk to anybody out of embarrassment. Thrusting hard for so long leaves the woman sore, frustrated and hating sex altogether. You have so much to lose sexually when you masturbate. Abstaining from this degrading act helps you feel relaxed, confident, have normal sexual intercourse and enjoy the pleasures that come with sex IN MARRIAGE!

6. You start having sex in the dream with a known or unknown person (demonic entities otherwise known as spiritual spouse).

7. You feel drained, dirty, empty, useless and powerless after each act.

8. You start getting unsatisfied and begins to desire the real thing. You fantasize more about sex and start longing for the real act.

9. You get a warped view of the opposite sex. You see them as sexual objects and start having sex with anything in skirt or trousers -you become promiscuous.

10. You get damaged, hurt and broken.

11. You are at risk of hell fire!

These and more are the consequences of masturbation. They damage you and shatter you to pieces! What then should you do with your sexual urge? How do you handle the constant hunger for sex?
—-BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR OWN PERSONAL LORD AND SAVIOR
—-INVITE THE HOLY SPIRIT EVERY PASSING SECOND OF YOUR LIFE TO FILL YOUR SPIRIT, SOUL AND BODY WITH HIS OWN LIFE AND PRESENCE THEN WITH THE CONFIDENCE OF JESUS CHRIST INSIDE YOUR LIFE NOW AND THE POWER OF THE HOLY SPIRIT DRIVING EVERY DESIRE, THOUGHTS, DECISIONS, ACTIONS OF YOUR LIFE, YOU WILL DO THESE

1. DELETE all dirty pictures, pornography videos, sexually provocative e-books, pictures and hot, romantic movies/novels/magazines/clothes/objects in your phones/laptops/room-walls, in your room/bags/school-lockers with the CONFIDENT BELIEVE IN THE HOLY SPIRIT PRESENCE CUURENTLY IN YOUR LIFE NOW -they are powerful sexual triggers!

2. DISCONNECT your SELF from friends who say dirty, sexually provocative and immoral things/chats/text-messages AS A MATTER OF URGENCY BECAUSE THE HOLY SPIRIT COMMANDED YOU TO DO SO! Stop all sexy banters with friends (you are sexy/hot, am I not sexy/hot?, you are slaying e.t.c) and say only things that are pure, holy, needful and helpful {Phil.4:8}

3. Get busy with your life, education and career, there is more to life than sex.

4. Transmute your sexual energy: Channel your sexual energy into something great. I had a strong sex drive in the institution. I simply channeled them into my education making me the best student in my department from the second year. I was very excited and energetic. I BURNT the ENERGY on my STUDIES. I also started my ministry and was very committed as my fellowship BIBLE STUDY CO-ORDINATOR. If you don’t BURN that ENERGY, YOU will COMMIT FORNICATION/ADULTERY/LESBIANISM/HOMOSEXUALITY/INCEST/BESTIALITY.

5. Study THE WORD A LOT especially PSALM 119. When you are FILLED with THE WORD, you have NO SPACE for the devil and his demons in YOUR heart.

6. Pray and speak in TONGUES ALWAYS. THE HOLY SPIRIT SANCTIFIES YOUR WHOLE BEING {SPIRIT, SOUL & BODY} CONSISTENTLY THROUGH HIS LANGUAGE FLOWING FROM INSIDE YOU TO YOUR OUTSIDE

7. Make friends with GODLY people.

8. DELETE pornography and romantic movies.

9. Get busy in THE SERVICE OF JESUS CHRIST KINGDOM.

10. OPEN YOUR HEART TO JESUS CHRIST COMPLETELY thus “LORD JESUS CHRIST I GIVE YOU MY WHOLE BEING AND LIFE, USE ME FOR YOUR GLORY ‘ONLY’ THROUGH YOUR HOLY SPIRIT ACTIVELY LIVING INSIDE ME NOW AND ALWAYS IN JESUS MIGHTY NAME. AMEN.” HE will surely HELP you OUT.

Masturbation is wrong, bad, demonic, destructive and sinful. Avoid it and end it with speed if you are deeply involved in it. JESUS IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN HELP YOU. Call on him! God bless you.
JOIN A GENUINE FELLOWSHIP, GET COMMITTED TO JESUS CHRIST THEN EVERY OTHER THING FOLLOWS!!!

Pls chat me on whtsapp, u re re savior sent to me, I am just delivered from dis deadly act. 08111482811. Thanks
Career / Quality Assurance Dress Code For Men by upjosbet: 12:09pm On Apr 28, 2017
QUALITY ASSURANCE DRESS CODE FOR MEN*
Looking good is very important but how many men actually know what it takes to look good

*Here are 18 style rules every man should live by*

1. Your belt should match your shoes.

2. If you are wearing a black suit, wear black shoes.

3. If you are wearing gray, blue, tan or a combination thereof, please use brown shoes.

4. Get a haircut regularly. Don’t wait until everyone around you knows you need one.

5. Never go out without a wristwatch.

6- If you want a thinner and smart look, go for vertical-striped shirts.

7- You should have at least three suits in your wardrobe.

8- Your tie should cover your collar button down to your top trouser button. Anything longer or shorter makes you look awkward.

9- Have at least one pair of dress shoes.

10- Wear slippers only at home and the beach. Never leave your house with slippers.

11- If you want to use a tie, use it properly. Avoid wearing a tie with an untucked shirt or wearing a tucked shirt with a slightly loosened tie.

12- Never match blazers with dress trousers.

13- Do not leave your house with wrinkled clothes.

14- Match your belt to your belt loops. Don’t wear a thin dress belt with trousers that have big belt loops.

15- Always have an elegant pen with you. It helps you look sophisticated and ready.

16- Have lots of white shirts because white shirts make you look like a boss.

17- Wear simple t-shirts without a photo or write-up on it. They make you look simple but sophisticated.

18- Your trousers are too short if you can see your socks as you walk. Your trousers should end just at the top of your shoes.
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Brothers, take note of the above.

Madam, show these to your husband. Make him look trendy.

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Crime / Re: Yahoo Boy Defrauds US Lady Of $5,260 On Facebook (Photo) by upjosbet: 12:25am On Apr 28, 2017
THE GENERATION OF IBOSARE THEONES SPOILING THE IMAGEOF NIGERIA...SEE Igbo...WICKED SET OF SETBACK IDIOTS...WHY UNA LIKE WAYO AND JIBITI?

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Crime / Re: Photo Of The 16-Year-Old Boy Who Is In Jail In Delta State by upjosbet: 1:37pm On Apr 27, 2017
He was only used as a replacement for a major criminal not checking his age!!! Bleep NPF and thier counterparts...I renounce my identity as a Nigerian...
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Romance / Re: A Masturbating Husband Or A Cheating Husband.....ladies, Which Do You Prefer. by upjosbet: 6:03pm On Apr 25, 2017
Pls. Chat with me on whatsapp, +2348111482811. U may call me too, I'm in ibadan also. I like your picture a profile, my name is Opeyemi, I'm into poultry farming. And I will like to know/meet wit you for relationship/dating, what matters is love, understanding and maturity, all these will fetch you happiness and satisfaction which by God's grace, we can share! Sexually, if you woudlnt mind talking about it, I'm active, strong and passionate about it. Thanks
Romance / Would You Sleep With A Midget? by upjosbet: 3:41am On Apr 25, 2017
GENTLE MEN PLEASE BE HONEST WITH THIS QUESTION WOULD YOU AND WHAT WOULD YOU BE DOING WOW THANKS.

Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman In University Of Ibadan For 'Help From Above' (Photos) by upjosbet: 3:08am On Apr 25, 2017
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MAKA QUIET YOUR DIRTY MOUTH BIKO....
ARE NAIJAMEN OF GOD NOT SCAMMING CHURCH MEMBERS? WHAT ARE THEY SPENDING THE TITHES AND OFFERING ON?IS IT NOT TO BUY EXOTIC JEEPS? HOW MANY SCHOLARSHIP DO THEY AWARD AND HOW MANY LESS PRIVILEGED HAVE THEY HELPED OVER THE YEARS?

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Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman In University Of Ibadan For 'Help From Above' (Photos) by upjosbet: 3:05am On Apr 25, 2017
HE HAS A LOOK OF GUILT ALREADY....

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