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Education › Re: Thousands Dump The Bible After Learning This Powerful Secret by Uptownerd(op): 5:57am On Aug 27, 2024
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brodalikeme:
Well done @newrecruit, @juniormafia, you’re showing the typical footsteps of pawn on the path to the slaughter. The ambitions that drives you won’t stop until you rest in peace.

Even the mafia will tell you power under control and to show restrain is wisdom.

Well done I will say again.
Romance › "I Had Sex With Everybody I Wanted To Now It’s Time To Get Married" - Girl by Uptownerd(op): 6:07pm On Aug 26, 2024
A girl took to her social media page to this revelation. What do you think guys?

Education › Re: Thousands Dump The Bible After Learning This Powerful Secret by Uptownerd(op): 11:44am On Aug 26, 2024
terrezo2002:
Mafians eventually die like nobody.
Everybody dies like Nobody!
Education › Re: Thousands Dump The Bible After Learning This Powerful Secret by Uptownerd(op): 11:43am On Aug 26, 2024
Major7:
Try that openly with the Quran and receive your instant judgment. I pray God forgive your trespasses
Bees don't waste their time explaining to flies why honey is better than shït.
Education › Re: Thousands Dump The Bible After Learning This Powerful Secret by Uptownerd(op): 7:30am On Aug 26, 2024
safarifarms:
And you had to mention the Bible just to draw attention to your nonsense ideas?
Sure.

It's called marketing.
Education › Re: Thousands Dump The Bible After Learning This Powerful Secret by Uptownerd(op): 8:43pm On Aug 25, 2024
✅Becoming a Shark: The Drug Lords Creed – Masterminds of the Abyss

They are the shadows, looming over every life they touch and every dream they sell. They have crafted a creed written not in words, but in the glories of twisted fates.

This is not a tale for the faint-hearted or the morally pure. This is a brutal, unfiltered look into the abyss where humanity’s darkest instincts reign supreme.

Here, mercy is a sin, and compassion is a death sentence. This is the creed of those who have forsaken everything else to become gods of their own creation, ruling over empires built on the bones of the damned.

Creed #1: Power Is the Only Currency

Forget money. In this world, power is the currency that buys loyalty, fear, and respect. Money is just a tool, a means to an end. It can be lost, stolen, or destroyed.

But power? True power? It’s intangible, unbreakable, and everlasting. It is the invisible hand that bends men to your will, the whisper that turns brother against brother, and the force that drives nations to their knees.

Power isn’t something you hold—it’s something you become. And once you’ve tasted it, nothing else will ever satisfy you.

Creed #2: Loyalty Is a Lie

Loyalty is a myth perpetuated by fools and romanticized by the weak. In the abyss, there are no friends, only alliances.

These alliances are forged in the fires of mutual benefit and convenience. But make no mistake—every ally is a potential enemy, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. The drug lord knows this truth and lives by it.

Trust is a weakness, an opening in the armor that can be exploited by those who know where to look. Betray before you are betrayed—that’s the code of the abyss.
Read Becoming a Shark: The Drug Lords Creed – Masterminds of the Abyss

Education › Thousands Dump The Bible After Learning This Powerful Secret by Uptownerd(op): 8:36pm On Aug 25, 2024
Becoming a Shark: Mafia Boss Secret

To rise as a Mafia boss is to embrace a path where morality is a weakness, and power is everything. Here, you don’t just survive; you dominate, you conquer, and you become the stuff of legends—or nightmares.

This isn’t about playing by the rules. It’s about rewriting them in blood and might

Rule #1: Power Is Your God

Everything you do must be in service to your power. The Mafia isn’t a democracy; it’s a dictatorship.

Your word is law, and dissent is crushed ruthlessly. Every interaction is a power play, every relationship a transaction. Family, friends, and loyalty are all conditional—based on the extent to which they serve your power.

Rule #2: Fear Is Your Greatest Ally

Respect is earned through fear, not love. Love is fickle, but fear is reliable.

Fear keeps your enemies at bay and your subordinates in line. Never hesitate to make an example out of those who cross you. Respect is not just a tool—it’s a language. Speak it fluently.

Rule #3: Trust No One

Paranoia isn’t a disorder; it’s a survival instinct. The closer someone is, the sharper your knife should be.

Keep your enemies close, and your friends closer—because in this world, your friends are often your biggest threat. Always have leverage.
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Read more: Becoming a Shark: Mafia Boss Secret

Foreign Affairs › Re: Pictures From Donald Trump's Presidential Campaign In Arizona State by Uptownerd:
Na Cardi B and other celebrities, yet campaign ground is full
Politics › Re: Biafra: See The Reason Why Tinubu Will Not Release Nnamdi Kanu (with Proof) by Uptownerd(op): 7:03am On Aug 21, 2024
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PARADIZEPRIEST:
KANU dey cruise for high places grin
Politics › Biafra: See The Reason Why Tinubu Will Not Release Nnamdi Kanu (with Proof) by Uptownerd(op):

Sports › Re: Some Funny Perfect Timing Pictures In Football by Uptownerd: 7:28pm On Aug 20, 2024
Sirmwill:
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Damn!

Grab 'em by them a$$!
Sports › Re: Some Funny Perfect Timing Pictures In Football by Uptownerd: 7:27pm On Aug 20, 2024
Lol
Politics › Shocking Evidence Reveals Nigeria Is In Neocons Bondage With Proof by Uptownerd(op): 12:37pm On Aug 19, 2024
Discover shocking truth about the country as a top lawyer exposes how Neocons have ensnared Nigeria in an imperialist matrix.

This eye-opening video delves into the chilling grip these forces hold on the country, revealing how they have plunged Nigeria into bondage. Don't miss this crucial exposé on the hidden powers steering Nigeria's fate.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=483yXfv0bKM?si=kO34lJilp6YmA0XR
Politics › Re: Soldiers Intervene as Police Officers Manhandle a Protester (Video) by Uptownerd: 11:21am On Aug 07, 2024
Good acts like this show that Nigeria may yet be redeemed.
Romance › Re: White Girl Tells Nigerian Girls To "Reject Hook Up Culture" by Uptownerd(op): 5:07am On Aug 04, 2024
Creamypie:
She no need mention Nigeria girls b4 nah
🙌👌
Romance › White Girl Tells Nigerian Girls To "Reject Hook Up Culture" by Uptownerd(op): 7:03pm On Aug 03, 2024
Anna Lulis took to her X handle to admonish women globally to start thinking about settling down instead of going into hook up.

She advised women to "reject Hook up Culture" and find God.

Politics › Re: Nasarawa Youths Shun Hunger Protest by Uptownerd: 6:33pm On Aug 01, 2024
Stories that touch the heart ❤️
Family › California Passes Banning Schools From Telling Parents Of Child's Transgender ID by Uptownerd(op): 5:29am On Jul 18, 2024
California passes law AB1955, bans schools from telling parents of child's transgender identity


In a landmark decision, California Governor Gavin Newsom has signed into law Assembly Bill 1955 (AB1955), a piece of legislation that prohibits public schools from instituting policies requiring parental notification if a child identifies as transgender. This development has sparked a nationwide conversation on the balance between parental rights and the privacy and safety of transgender students.

The bill, championed by Assembly member Todd Gloria, aims to create a safe and supportive environment for transgender students, who often face significant challenges both at school and at home. Gloria emphasized that the legislation is designed to protect vulnerable students from potential harm, ensuring that their gender identity is their own to disclose.

"Many transgender students face rejection, violence, and other serious consequences if their identity is disclosed without their consent," said Gloria. "This law ensures that students can express their true selves at school without fear of being outed to their parents or guardians against their will."

USA pass law AB1955, bans schools from telling parents of child's transgender identity

Business › 5 Nigerian Fintech Platforms Offering Dollar Accounts by Uptownerd(op): 11:45am On Jul 16, 2024
In today's interconnected world, freelancers, remote workers, and online entrepreneurs across Nigeria are increasingly earning income in USD. However, navigating traditional banking systems for receiving and managing these foreign funds can be a frustrating maze of high fees and complex procedures.

Thankfully, innovative fintech platforms are stepping in to bridge this gap. These platforms offer virtual USD accounts, providing a safe, convenient, and cost-effective solution for freelancers and businesses to manage their international finances.

Here are 5 top Nigerian fintech companies offering virtual USD account services in 2024:

Cleva (YC W24):
This rising star allows users to seamlessly open USD accounts and receive payments from international clients and platforms like Fiverr, Upwork, PayPal, and Payoneer.

Read more here:

https://www.jollofreads.com.ng/2024/07/16/5-nigerian-fintech-platforms-offering-dollar-accounts/

Foreign Affairs › Elon Musk Mocks CNN 'Bias Reporting' With Caesar Headline (Photo) by Uptownerd(op): 2:45pm On Jul 15, 2024
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Elon Musk mocked CNN by posting a meme featuring a breaking news banner that read, "Caesar injured in a group hug," alongside a recreated painting of Julius Caesar's assassination. Julius Caesar, the emperor of the Roman Empire until 49 BC, was murdered by his own ministers in the Roman Parliament.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Vice President Trump, President Putin Of Ukraine - Biden Goofs At NATO Summit by Uptownerd: 10:18am On Jul 12, 2024
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Sports › Re: Drake Loses $300,000 Bet After Argentina Beat Canada In Copa Semi-final by Uptownerd: 4:41pm On Jul 10, 2024
ObaKlaz:
Kendrick Lamar mentioned Drake's betting issues in Meet the Grahams.

Crazy thing is, BBL Drizzy loses his bets more than he wins.

If Drake places a bet on something, sell all you have and stake the money against him - he'd most likely lose.

And if he bets on you for any reason, start praying - your defeat is almost certain. They call it the Drake's Curse.

He doesn't have luck on his side when it comes to betting. He's a serial loser.

Plus, him no dey bet with sense most times. Na mumu-mumu bets him dey place.

You seriously think Argentina would lose to Canada??!
Drake bet on his home country.
Christianity Etc › Re: Blue Or Red Pill? Choose One Inside by Uptownerd(op): 8:55am On Jul 05, 2024
MrBrownJay1:
green pill= jesus, Spiderman and Harry Potter are all the same things... and religion is a scam orchestrated to brainwash people and turn them into gullible follow-follow sheep
Hahahahahah.

Oh there's the Green Pill🟢
Christianity Etc › Blue Or Red Pill? Choose One Inside by Uptownerd(op): 7:37pm On Jul 04, 2024
Blue Pill 🔵 = Jesus is coming.
Red Pill 🔴 = Jesus is not coming.

Music/Radio › Re: This Is What The Hip-hop Scene Looked Like In The Early 2000s� by Uptownerd(op): 6:26pm On Jun 28, 2024
cheesy cheesy
Lemino:
1 hundred 💯 true 🔥
Music/Radio › This Is What The Hip-hop Scene Looked Like In The Early 2000s� by Uptownerd(op): 9:06pm On Jun 22, 2024
True or false?

Travel › Re: Customs In Shock As Loads Of Live Crabs Found At Airport In The Bahamas(pictures by Uptownerd: 5:30pm On Jun 19, 2024
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This could be a distraction while the main thing is being smuggled in somehow through pre-approved means.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Naval Ships, Including Nuclear-powered Submarine, To Visit Cuba by Uptownerd: 4:17am On Jun 11, 2024
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100millionGoal:
A very old news of 7 days ago making it to Nairaland now.

This seun needs professional to handle this moderation of a thing and a strong team to verify news before posting.

Baba still thinks he's running a local blog
You don see wetin we dey see.
Food › Re: Residents Raise Concerns As Beans Price Soars In Lagos by Uptownerd:
If you are reading this, I want you to understand that Nigeria has been a failed country since 5yrs ago.

If you understand what this actually means, then what you do next is up to you.

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