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SportsLionel Messi Debut Freekick Goal For Inter Miami In MLS America|all Angles - Vid by Uptownerd(op): 4:40am On Jul 23, 2023
Witness history in the making as soccer legend Lionel Messi makes his highly anticipated debut for Inter Miami in the MLS! In this unforgettable match, Messi showcases his unparalleled skill and finesse with a breathtaking free-kick goal that leaves fans around the world in awe.

This YouTube video offers you an exclusive and up-close look at every angle of Messi's remarkable free-kick goal. From the initial setup to the moment the ball gracefully sails into the net, you'll be captivated by the sheer brilliance of this soccer maestro.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FkrNy8uWTg

FamilyRe: How To Handle Close Betrayal From Close Family Members [like A BOSS] by Uptownerd: 4:06pm On Jul 18, 2023
Betrayal
PropertiesRe: Distress Sale: Sumec Firman Generator Set SPG3000E2 With 2.5 KW(Sold) by Uptownerd(op): 12:54pm On Jul 16, 2023
Good afternoon.

Still available.
Music/RadioRe: You Can Only Listen To One Of This Musicians For The Rest Of Your Life by Uptownerd(op): 11:57am On Jul 15, 2023
grin
wahalawahala:
Mj or Fela
PropertiesDistress Sale: Sumec Firman Generator Set SPG3000E2 With 2.5 KW(Sold) by Uptownerd(op):
The Sumec Firman Generator Set SPG3000E2 is a compact and dependable power generator designed to provide efficient electricity generation. With a power output of 2.5 kilowatts (kW) and a power factor of 1.0, this generator set offers sufficient capacity to meet the electrical needs of small to medium-sized applications.

Built with durability in mind, the SPG3000E2 is equipped with a reliable engine that ensures consistent performance and extended operational life. It incorporates advanced technology to deliver stable and clean power, making it suitable for powering sensitive electronic devices and appliances without the risk of damage.

Featuring a user-friendly control panel, the generator set allows for easy monitoring and operation. It offers multiple outlets, including AC sockets, to accommodate various devices and equipment simultaneously. Additionally, it includes built-in safety features such as automatic voltage regulation (AVR) and overload protection, ensuring reliable and safe operation.

The SPG3000E2 is designed with portability in mind, featuring sturdy wheels and a handle for easy maneuverability. This makes it suitable for both stationary and mobile applications, such as camping trips, outdoor events, small construction sites, and as a backup power source during emergencies.

Price: 92,000 (slightly negotiable).
Location: Aba
Status: Fairly used.
Phone number: 08102492741

Music/RadioYou Can Only Listen To One Of This Musicians For The Rest Of Your Life by Uptownerd(op): 3:51pm On Jul 14, 2023
Who will you choose?

Eminem
Michael Jackson
Abba
Fela Kuti

RomanceHell Is Empty And All The Devil's Are Here (part 2) - Pics by Uptownerd(op): 3:12pm On Jul 10, 2023
Another friendly family entertainment?

Music/RadioMickeyrova's "We Just Want To Roll" A New National Anthem? by Uptownerd(op): 4:55pm On Jul 09, 2023
https://naijatastic.com/track/7061/we-just-want-to-roll


"We Just Want to Roll" is a high-energy hip-hop anthem that embodies relentless determination. This rap track encapsulates the unwavering pursuit of success, emphasizing the refusal to settle for anything less. Get ready to groove and embrace the unstoppable journey towards greatness.

Foreign Affairs95% Of USA Citizens Vote For Impeachment Of President Joe Biden In New Poll by Uptownerd(op): 6:45pm On Jul 07, 2023
What do you think?

PoliticsObi: Tinubu Finally Admits He Is A Drug Lord At Supreme Court Hearing Today by Uptownerd(op): 7:08pm On Jul 05, 2023
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During the ongoing presidential election dispute, Senator Opeyemi Bamidele, who is testifying as a witness for President Bola Tinubu, has made a significant admission. He acknowledged that the $460,000 that President Tinubu forfeited to the United States originated from a narcotics business and was involved in money laundering activities.

In his evidence-in-Chief, Senator Bamidele insisted that the $460, 000 forfeiture order against the President by an American Court was in respect of a civil matter that cannot take the place of criminal charges.

During cross-examination by Mr Obi's lawyers, the most significant moment of Mr Bamidele's testimony arose when he openly admitted that Mr Tinubu had indeed forfeited a sum exceeding $460,000 in proceeds from illicit drug activities. This legal matter took place in the United States during the 1990s, when Mr Tinubu resided in Chicago. Despite this forfeiture capturing widespread attention in the media leading up to the presidential election on February 25, the politician had chosen not to address the issue for several years.

Livy Uzoukwu, a seasoned attorney representing Mr Obi, inquired whether Mr Bamidele was aware of the connection between the forfeiture and drug trafficking, to which he unequivocally responded in the affirmative.

SportsRe: FC Barcelona Go Woke, Post LGBT+ Colours Behind Famous Club Emblem by Uptownerd(op): 10:58pm On Jun 28, 2023
superCleanworks:
this can't be real. must be a joke
It's not.
SportsFC Barcelona Go Woke, Post LGBT+ Colours Behind Famous Club Emblem by Uptownerd(op): 12:43pm On Jun 28, 2023
It seems Spanish heavyweight club, FC Barcelona have gone full woke.

The club took to their Twitter handle to express their support for the LGBTQ+ community and posted a picture of Barca's famous crest doned in Blaugrana colours.

EducationHare And The Tortoise: Rabbit Reveals Why He Lost Race by Uptownerd(op): 4:31pm On Jun 25, 2023
Hare and the Tortoise: Rabbit reveals why he lost race

Once upon a time, there existed an age-old tale of the nimble hare and the steady tortoise. However, rarely did anyone pause to consider the rabbit's perspective and the reasons behind his actions. Curiosity led me to seek out the hare and listen to his account of the race.

"Yes, I am the very rabbit who suffered defeat," he began. "Allow me to shed light on the circumstances. Contrary to popular belief, I did not succumb to sluggishness or complacency. As I hopped over bushes, I found myself far ahead, with the tortoise nowhere in sight. Seizing the opportunity, I decided to take a momentary respite and catch my breath beneath the cooling shade of a majestic banyan tree."

While resting, a gentle murmur reached my ears, beckoning me to explore its source. It was the sound of flowing water. Intrigued, I contemplated venturing towards it, enticed by the prospect of quenching my thirst and indulging in a refreshing swim.

Upon reaching the water's edge, my gaze fell upon an elderly man, his visage adorned with a wisened, silver beard, deeply immersed in meditation upon a weathered rock. Slowly, his eyes fluttered open, and a knowing smile graced his countenance.

"Who might you be?" he inquired, his voice laced with tranquility.

"I am a hare," I replied. "Engaged in a race to prove my swiftness."

"Why?" he gently probed.

"To demonstrate to all denizens of the jungle that I reign as the epitome of speed," I asserted.

"And why do you strive for such validation?" he pressed further.

"In hopes of acquiring a medal, bestowing upon me status, which, in turn, brings forth wealth and sustenance..." I trailed off.

"There is an abundance of nourishment available already," he motioned toward the verdant forest in the distance, teeming with fruit-laden trees and lush foliage. "Behold the myriad of sustenance, plentiful and within reach."

"Additionally," I continued, "I yearn for respect. I desire to etch my name in the annals of history as the world's fastest hare."

"Pray tell, can you recite the name of the swiftest deer, the mightiest elephant, or the strongest lion that roamed these lands a thousand years ago?"

"No," I admitted, realizing the futility of my quest.

"Today, you were challenged by a tortoise," he elucidated softly. "Tomorrow, it might be a snake, and the day after, a cheetah. Will you race ceaselessly, expending your life's essence, merely to prove your status as the fastest?"

"Hmm, I had not given it much contemplation. I do not wish to spend my days engaged in perpetual races, tirelessly striving to maintain my title," I mused.

"And what is it that you truly desire?" he inquired, his eyes reflecting profound wisdom.

"I yearn to bask in tranquility, to immerse myself in the cool embrace of that serene pond, to relish the simple joys offered by nature," I confessed.

"Then, my dear hare, do just that. Today you are here, but tomorrow you shall depart. Embrace the blissful moments life offers," he advised, his voice a gentle breeze.

Inspired by his words, I leaped into the crystal-clear river, closing my eyes to the world. Moments later, a group of adorable ducklings approached, their curiosity piqued by the recently concluded race.

They questioned me about the purpose of the race and its significance. With a serene smile, I explained to them the futility of the race and my newfound perspective. I shared how I had realized the importance of cherishing the present moment and finding contentment within myself, rather than seeking external validation.

As I recounted my story to the attentive ducklings, a sense of liberation washed over me. I no longer felt bound by the constraints of competition and the relentless pursuit of recognition. Instead, I reveled in the simplicity of the natural world, embracing the gentle ripples of the water and the soothing caress of the breeze.

Deep down, I held a glimmer of hope that someday my tale would reach the ears of creatures far and wide, that they would come to understand the lessons I had learned. Perhaps, in sharing my story, I could inspire others to reflect upon their own pursuits, to find solace in the beauty of existence, and to let go of the incessant need to prove oneself.

As the sun began to set, casting a golden hue upon the horizon, I knew that the race had brought me an unexpected gift—a newfound appreciation for the simple joys of life and the freedom to choose my own path. Though I may have lost the race, I had gained something far more precious—my own liberation and the rediscovery of what truly mattered.

So, let the world remember me not as the fastest hare, but as the one who dared to slow down, to embrace the moment, and to find peace amidst the tranquil beauty of nature. And as my story spreads through the whispers of the wind and the tales shared among animals, may it inspire others to find their own sense of fulfillment and to savor the journey, not just the destination.

Foreign AffairsRe: Putin: Russian PMC Wagner Psyops Sends West Into Frenzy by Uptownerd(op): 3:08pm On Jun 25, 2023
huh

Foreign AffairsPutin: Russian PMC Wagner Psyops Sends West Into Frenzy by Uptownerd(op): 6:50am On Jun 25, 2023
🆘Russian Wagner Psyops sends West into Frenzy

⬛ Operations in Rostov and Moscow only a march for "justice" - Yevgeniy Prigozhin, PMC Wagner Chief.
⬛Wagner chief to leave for Belarus, case against him to be dropped: Kremlin.
⬛Wagner mutiny will not affect Ukraine assault plans: Kremlin
⬛Russia will not prosecute members of Wagner force: Kremlin

Foreign AffairsRe: African Leaders Prepare To Meet Putin After Zelensky Rules Out Talks by Uptownerd: 12:28pm On Jun 17, 2023
texazzpete:
No matter how many conspiracy theories you people post, it will never change the absolute, undisputed fact that the war started when Putin cowardly invaded a sovereign country after spending weeks denying an invasion was imminent.

It will also never change the fact that the Germans, Macron and Biden desperately tried to head off the war. From repeated trips or calls to Moscow to extracting assurances from Putin that an invasion wouldn’t happen.

One side started this war. I love Seeing you people vomit blood because the western countries are helping to arm Ukraine to resist their cowardly neighbor.
You have gotten it all wrong.
Foreign AffairsRe: African Leaders Prepare To Meet Putin After Zelensky Rules Out Talks by Uptownerd: 12:20pm On Jun 17, 2023
texazzpete:
Why is Zelensky ruling out talks?

Because he knows Russia isn’t serious. They currently occupy around 18% of Ukrainian territory and have tried to erase Ukrainian culture and heritage in the areas they control. Not excludin deportation and kidnapping of children.

Zelensky has one key condition for talks to progress. Russia needs to pull out of Ukraine, respecting their sovereignty. But Russia doesn’t want that, since the sole purpose of the invasion was to steal Ukrainian land, topple the government and create a puppet state there just like Belarus.

Instead, Russia wants to freeze the conflict as is while they desperately train their troops and try to replenish their depleted ammo and missile stocks.

Only a fool would trust Russia
He is not in charge. The people in charge already told him they will fight Russia to the last Ukrainian. Dude already has life assurance kept away for him for doing the bidding of the Western hegemonic neocons.
Foreign AffairsRe: African Leaders Prepare To Meet Putin After Zelensky Rules Out Talks by Uptownerd: 12:13pm On Jun 17, 2023
Fate leads the willing and drags along the reluctant.
RomanceRe: American Boys Asking Girl Out Vs Indian Men Asking Girl Out by Uptownerd(op): 2:24pm On May 27, 2023
grin
diogo23:
Useless Indian constituting nuisance on every social media
RomanceAmerican Boys Asking Girl Out Vs Indian Men Asking Girl Out by Uptownerd(op): 9:50am On May 27, 2023
grin

EducationBreaking News! America's FDA Greenlights Neuralink's First Human Clinical Study by Uptownerd(op): 5:31am On May 26, 2023
🚨 Exciting News! America's FDA Greenlights Neuralink's First Human Clinical Study 🧠💻

In a groundbreaking development, the FDA has granted approval for Neuralink, the revolutionary brain-chip created by visionary entrepreneur Elon Musk, to initiate its first-in-human clinical trial. This extraordinary technology holds immense potential to empower individuals grappling with paralysis, offering them renewed independence by granting control over computers and mobile devices through their thoughts.

But that's not all! Neuralink's impact reaches far beyond assisting the paralyzed. It has the power to completely revolutionize the way we communicate, browse the web, and even enjoy movies. Imagine a future where tasks are easier, faster, and incredibly convenient.

Artificial Intelligence (A.I.) has been undergoing remarkable advancements, rapidly reshaping diverse industries. With Neuralink on the horizon, this technological surge is set to accelerate even further. Brace yourselves for an exciting new era of technology that will transform the way we live, work, and interact.

Source

SportsRe: Barcelona Holds Joint Victory Parade To Celebrate Men And Women's League Winners by Uptownerd:
FCB FOR LIFE!!!

Foreign AffairsRe: Why Does The USA Think It Can Stop China From Doing Anything? by Uptownerd(op): 11:54am On May 09, 2023
Cozbymaster97:
Is there any falsehood on what I said?

You are showing me written articles.
I’m talking about real life scenario.

Anything can be written and reality is different.
Tell me one Chinese independent technology that was made without western invention?
Papermaking, Compass, Gunpowder, and Printing.
Foreign AffairsRe: Why Does The USA Think It Can Stop China From Doing Anything? by Uptownerd(op): 8:56am On May 08, 2023
God1000:
China has really made a significant progress in technology and innovation, but they are certainly not on the same level with US
shocked
Foreign AffairsWhy Does The USA Think It Can Stop China From Doing Anything? by Uptownerd(op): 8:48am On May 08, 2023
⬛The USA blocked China from the International Space Station. So China built her own space station from scratch, the Tiangong.

⬛The USA blocked China from semiconductors. So China built her own semiconductor supply chain.

⬛The USA was shocked at China's 5G development. Despite sanctions, China remains the world leader in 5G. Soon, 6G is coming.

⬛The USA thought China could never catch up to its stealth technology. Welcome the J-20 Mighty Dragon.

⬛The USA thought China could never build a supercarrier. Welcome the Type 003 Fujian.

⬛The USA thought China could never have hypersonic missiles. Welcome the DF-17, DF-41, and YJ-21. (Where are the US hypersonic missiles?)

⬛ Right now, China is fast-tracking dedollarisation after becoming the biggest economy on earth 2years ago. Does the USA think they can stop this with their Taiwan and Ukraine shenanigans?

CrimeHell Is Empty And All The Devils Are Here. See What They Did To Child (graphics) by Uptownerd(op): 7:48pm On Apr 26, 2023
What is this?

Foreign AffairsRe: Tucker Carlson Fired From Fox News! by Uptownerd: 8:01pm On Apr 24, 2023
grin
FoodRe: What Kind Of Snake Is This? by Uptownerd: 1:57pm On Apr 20, 2023
La la la la la la la la

(In Shakira's voice)

cheesy

Christianity EtcAI Generated Photos Of The Pope Playing Basketball Are Now Going Viral Online � by Uptownerd(op): 9:29am On Apr 19, 2023
Generative AI photos of the Pope dwelling it out on the courts has gone viral.

SportsRe: Al-nassr Was Top Of The Table Before C. Ronaldo Joined, Now See Where They Are by Uptownerd(op): 1:30pm On Apr 10, 2023
FirstbornWds:
Were they on top or not? Now, he has done what he knows how to do best from his Juve days and dragged them further downwards.

😆
The post is in his/her face.🤐
SportsAl-nassr Was Top Of The Table Before C. Ronaldo Joined, Now See Where They Are by Uptownerd(op): 9:09am On Apr 10, 2023
Al-Nassr was in the top of the table before Cristiano Ronaldo joined them. And now they are 3 points behind Al-Ittihad.

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