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Religion / Re: Beware, Athiesm Can Lead You To Kill Yourself by Urahara3: 11:10pm On Nov 29, 2016
ambassagod:

you know as e dey be if he comes around.


I swear grin. Kingebuka and winner tag team

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Religion / Re: Beware, Athiesm Can Lead You To Kill Yourself by Urahara3: 10:46pm On Nov 29, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:


Winner01 even did that long time ago but they have leant nothing

https://www.nairaland.com/3246389/atheism-bold-representative-futility-hopelessness

Where is winner sef cheesy
Literature / Re: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by Urahara3: 3:03pm On Nov 29, 2016
generalbush:
Chika my trusted babe is now pregnant. How did it happen, I kept on asking myself.

“How do girls even get pregnant”? I asked chibuzor,

“Me no sabi oo” he replied while laughing.

I went to ask her if it is true, but she said it is a lie. I tried pestering her to know the truth, but she kept on denying. I knew she was lying because I always know when someone lies to me. After few days of asking her, she finally opened up to me.

“It was Onyeka” She said with a sad face

“Who the hell is Onyeka”? I asked with a bitter face

“The elder brother to Sorom that is dark and long” She said

‘So you were always sleeping with him, and allowed him to enter you thing. Why did you allow him”? I asked with a very angry face

“She was doing it better than you do, and his own was sweet too. Infact, his prick long and big than your own. So I was liking it pass your own” She said with mixed emotion

“Wow, now get out of my house before I close my eyes and open it” I shouted

She was still trying to explain, before I pushed and dragged her outta the copound. I felt so bad, but there was nothing I could do about it.

David was a friend I have known since child immemorial; we attended most schools together just that we were never close enough. His family just moved into our neighborhood and we became close enough. So most times during this holiday period, I always visit him. He is about 3 years older than I am, but he respects me for reasons I don’t know about. After my meeting with Chika, I got angry and went to his house to explain to him the insult that Chika gave to me about not knowing how to fvck.

“How far David” I shouted as I entered their house

“Come backyard” He shouted

I quickly ran to the backyard and we started to talk.

“Chika don get belle ooo, and she say na me cause am” I said to him

“But you never reach to give girl belle na, what happened” He asked while laughing

‘She said I don’t know how to do, that was why she went and met another guy” I said being a little shy

“Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha” David gave out a loud laugh

“You don fvck up” He shouted

“How”? I asked with a low voice

“Make I see your prick” He said while laughing

“You want to eat it or what”? I asked while laughing

“I wan see the size” He said while laughing

I pulled down my boxers with my short, and brought it out for him.

“Jesus” He shouted

“What”? I asked confused

“E big pass your age na. E even big pass my own” He shouted.

“So why she come dey complain say she no feel am”? He asked

‘That girl be witch” I said while laughing

We talked at length; and being an expert at sex like he claimed he gave me some tips.

“If you dey fvck girl and she never cry, just know you haven’t started anything” He said bodly

“Cry”? I asked surprised

“I thought it was supposed to be sweet”? I asked while laughing

“Who deceive you”? He asked disappointed

“Nobody, just asking” I said

“Make person no deceive you, that cry is the sweetness” He said with Authority

“After you fvck girl and she cry well well, anyday she remember that cry, she go come back make you fvck am again” He said

While he finished, he went inside, brought out a book and showed me the list of girls he had on his timetable. I was surprised that someone was beating my records seriously.

“Everyday, if I dey in the mood, I always have a girl to fvck” He said while boasting

“Chineke” I shouted “How you dey do am”? I asked with curiosity

‘Just sabi fvck, that’s all” He said. "You have the material, just know how to use it well" He said too.

David was only good at speaking good english, whenever it came to something bad. He can't construct a simple statement without errors, but when it was time to describe every part of a woman's body, he sounded like a white man. lol.

“You fit teach me”? I asked with all humility

“Your punishment na say, you will bring the girl and I will show you ontop of the girl” He said

“No problems” I said; “When you go get chance”? I asked him again

“You will give me two days, make I refresh before I start work again. You know say I don almost go retirement” He said while laughing.

I quickly greeted him and went back home, thinking of who will be my specimen like my Chemistry Aunty always say, for this my practical. The first day was up and yet no sign of any girl. Chika is pregnant, and nobody to help arrange a girl for me. While I was thinking, I remembered Chioma, She can do the job, I said to myself.

I quickly went to Chioma’s house and saw her with just a wrapper tied over her body; I tickled her from behind before grabbing her waist. We kissed for a period of time before I told her if she will be available this evening, that I wanted to show her something in a friend’s house.

“I am scared” she said with a bitter face

“Why”? I asked

“I am not really in the mood” She said

“But we are not doing anything na” I said while laughing

“Close mouth joor, that’s what you always say. Before I know, you are already ontop of me” She said while we both burst into laughter.

After much discussions and explanations, she finally agreed to follow me to David’s house. She wasn’t free because of house work, but I told her the techniques to use so that she can use church practice as an example to leave home.
That evening, she waited for me at the appointed junction, while I came around and took her to David’s house. He waited for me outside, while I initiated the process. After a while, he came in and joined the experiment.

“Will he also do” chioma asked me

“Yes, he just wants to show me something” I said

“But you didn’t tell me na, It is not good what you are doing to me o…” She said with a sad face

“Don’t worry na, is it not just sex”? I asked bluntly

“Is anybody killing you”? I said with a fake angry face

She finally agreed and David took over leadership. To be frank with you, it wasn’t a sight to behold. He treated her like she owed him up to a year salary. I couldn’t bear the sight and the noise Chioma was making was getting much. David had to close her mouth with his hand and continued hitting her like it was a serious battle. [b]The sweat on his body could bath two young children and one adult. [/b]Chioma cried and kept crying.
But I noticed something, no matter how hard Chioma was crying, she was still holding tight unto David’s body. I was trying to figure out the reason behind that. She would cry and cry and start kissing David, and I was still imagining what kind of fake cry was that. After a while, she started shaking like a demon was coming out of her body and that was when David added much pressure to what he was doing before he himself started shouting a bit too. After a while, he stopped and Chioma hugged him so tight and they slept on the bed.
I was on the seat, looking like a lost mad man.

“What happened and why the shouting before they stopped”? I asked myself within

I could see how Chioma hugged him so tight even after the sex and they were playing some little love play. I quickly alerted her attention out of anger and told her that it was time to go. I dragged her out of the house and took her towards my house

“Did you enjoy it” I asked with anger

“No” she replied

“You stupid lair” I called her

“For the last time, did you enjoy it”? I asked her with a hard looking face

“Small” She replied

“Never go the house again. If you do, I will sing to your Mother what happened in that house the other day. You understand”? I asked her

“Yes Love, I won’t again” She replied

“Good” I said before we went our various destinations.

David never told me what happened to both of them that they kept shouting, but I wasn’t so eager to know. One thing I learnt was, you fvck them like they owe you money! angry


The bolded tho grin grin grin grin lmaoooooo
Literature / Re: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by Urahara3: 1:29pm On Nov 29, 2016
BiafraBushBoy:
Sorry for the delay in updating, work and things embarassed

Chapter 6

“What”? The voice replied

“Nothing; what’s your name”? I asked

“Iyke: You can call me that” He replied.

“You are now a big boy oo” He continued…

“Do you know me before”? I asked looking startled

“I am your cousin, and I came down here for schooling. So I will be staying with you people here” He responded.

“Hope you won’t be like the other Aunty that left” I asked

“What did she do”? He asked

“Don’t worry sha” I responded and dashed off to our room.

I became roommates to Bro Iyke and believe me; I was always hearing what he referred to as senior gist. One night came; I just had to explain to bro iyke everything that happened between me and Aunty Uche. He listened and was also at the same time shocked and perplexed as to the revelations I gave to him.

“So you have started fvcking”? He shouted

“What is fvck”? I questioned

“All the actions you had with Aunty Uche are called Fvcking! She didn’t tell you”? He questioned

“No she didn’t” I replied humbly.

“Was she shouting when you were fvcking her”? He asked inquisitively

“Not much, because she said that mine is still small” I replied confused

“Let me see your Deek” He asked

“What is Deek”? I asked more confused this time around

“Your rod” He replied

“I don’t have a rod” I replied slowly

“Stop behaving like a small boy. For you to have fvcked such a big girl like that makes you a man” he said

“Now listen, that thing that you used to fvck sense into Aunty Uche is called a Deek or Rod! Understand”? He asked

“Wow… Yes I understand” I replied quietly, almost mumbling the words

“When last did you fvck”? He continued asking

“Emm… since she left” I answered

“That is almost a month” He shouted

“Now listen…” as he drew me closer,

“Never go a week or two without digging or fvcking a girl! You grab”? He asked

“Yes… but what if I don’t see a girl to fvck” I asked confused

“Now look around this estate, can you count the amount of girls”? He asked

“No…” I replied

“You know why”? He asked again

“Because there are so many of them” I answered confidently.

“That’s my boy” I shouted midly

“Now, with my help and yours, you will fvck as many pvssies as possible” He said

“What’s pvssy” I asked with keen interest

“It is that sweet hole where your deek enters” He replied

“Clear”? He shouted

“Clear” I replied.

As I went to bed that night, it seemed like another spirit took possession of my brain. I only visualized Aunty Uche’s pvssy as bro Iyke called it, and wished she was here so that I could show her what I have learnt. The night was long as I waited for the news Daddy said he was going to tell in the morning.
After the devotion period in the morning, daddy said we were gonna travel to Lagos for the summer break with Bro iyke. I felt bad because I had already made plans with bro Iyke on how to hunt for the “Big” girls in our estate. I didn’t argue much because Mary and Steph all wanted the trip.

Few days later we were en-route Lagos. Nothing much happened during our Journey and I also didn’t remember much because I slept almost all through the journey. We reached Lagos around Past 6, and we boarded a bus to Maryland, from where we took a Taxi to our house at Ikeja. We were welcomed by a girl, couldn’t see her face well because it was already night. After much question and answer from my Uncle and Aunty, we were ushered to our room.

They had two Girls and a Boy, so Mary and Steph slept with the girls, while I and Bro Iyke slept with the Boy. When we woke up that morning, we observed the morning devotion before we dashed various ways.
The first girl Oge was two years older than I am, Deborah was way younger likewise David the last boy. Immediately I saw Oge in the morning, I fell in love with her. I went straight to Bro Iyke to tell him how I felt about Oge.

“She is your sister ooo” Bro Iyke shouted

“But she doesn’t stay in our house na” I asked

“Yeap, because she is your cousin” He said

“Don’t think of it at all” He said while leaving my presence.

I knew this was going to be a hard nut to crack because my inspiration was gone; but nevertheless, I promised to put up a good fight. Every day was a nightmare; from seeing her in just panties to seeing her enter the bathroom and maintaining body contact, I decided to take the bull by the horn.

Most days during our play period, we always play hide and seek; and trust me, I manipulate my way to always live with Oge. We would hide in various places before someone discovers us, that’s how the game was played.

“Your breast is big” I dropped my first line while we were hiding inside the wardrobe

“But your sister own is bigger” She replied, “I always see you look at my breast” She said

“Yes, because I am just thinking of how soft it is” I said, smiling

She smiled

“Can I touch it”? I added

“Yes, but they might catch us ooo” She said afraid

“Don’t worry, they won’t” I replied like a boss

She gave herself to me in the wardrobe, and I felt how tender her breast was. Truth was that she was even feeling it more than I pressing it. I continued pressing and was about extending my hands down the pvssy area when I heard footsteps approaching and we rearranged back. We were happily caught while it became our own turn to chase others.

Days passed and our intimacy became closer. Most times during the afternoon siesta, anyone can sleep anywhere. She mostly slept in the visitor’s room and I always timed her while I watch out for intruders.

One faithful afternoon, while she slept, and most of the other children followed Bro iyke to the mall, I quietly sneaked into the visitor’s room and gently lay beside her. I extended my hand towards her breast region and started feeling it. This continued without any objection till I heard a voice.

“Won’t they catch us”? She said with a sleepy voice.

“No, they have all gone out” I replied

“Ok na” She said while adjusting very well for me to come closer

I quickly raised her skirt and saw her white panties. I didn’t hesitate to eliminate the obstacle and right in my front was the pvssy of my beautiful cousin.

“Do you have a boyfriend”? I asked

“No, Daddy doesn’t even allow us talk to boys”,

“Even after school, we enter the car and come home” She said.

“Let me lick your vargeenia” I requested with boldness.

She kept silent, and I took that as an affirmation.

I quickly inserted my tongue and started licking it like I practiced with Aunty Uche and she cried like someone who was possessed by a demon. I continued for over 10 minutes diligently with my duty. I brought out my deek and asked her to lick it, but she rejected and I asked her to spread her legs so that I could enter. She was about spreading her legs, while I heard movements within the compound and we withdrew ASAP and changed base.

I was always waiting for another free day to come, but it never did. I made sure that every opportunity in our Hide and Seek game was utilized very well. In a situation I almost injured her with my finger while my hands were tinkling her blocked pvssy.

“Can we do that again” Oge asked while I was sleeping on the parlor sofa.

“There is a place we can go and hide and do it again” She said.

Oge lead me and I followed quietly behind. It was like a storehouse, and when we opened the door, Behold we saw… shocked shocked sad

To be continued smiley

naniawini smiley
ucnwafor


If na lyk this u take be when u dey small, how u go take be now grin grin

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Culture / Re: HAUSALAND: Teach Me Hausa by Urahara3: 12:29pm On Nov 29, 2016
How do I say " is the food ready "

"The food is ready "
Celebrities / Re: Rahama Sadau Stuns In New Photos by Urahara3: 12:18pm On Nov 29, 2016
Smellingmouth:


This comment made oga Sevn banned me for a week oo..lol


Are u fxxxxng serious cheesy grin shocked angry angry angry undecided


And I was being jocular when i said u would get banned .


This is serious angry

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Religion / Re: The Disturbing Condition Of Myopia Inherent In Christianity And Islam. by Urahara3: 11:19am On Nov 29, 2016
GrizzlyBear:
The adjective form of the noun Myopia is - Myopic.
Myopic means shortsighted. In the context of the premise of this thread, what I mean by myopic is the inability to see or reason beyond a limited or constrained scope.

Christians and muslims are not just myopic in their thinking, but also in their perception of their environment. Within this myopia, there is also a thread of selfishness that runs through it.

When one examines the beliefs of these people, one would notice that it's constrained to a limited radius. These people actually believe that the world and everything in it exists solely for the manifestation and fulfillment of their beliefs. They believe that everything that preceded the origin of their beliefs was designed to culminate in the birth and progress of their beliefs. In my opinion, this represents a huge problem. Because if anyone can reason this way, then I don't think such a person is intellectually competent to handle any position that requires reasoning.

Think about this. Christianity and Islam are roughly 2000 years old. Their mother religion, Judaism, is 6000 years old. The earth is over 4 billion years old. Biological species have existed since 3.5 billion years ago. Let's say humans didn't evolve from apes, okay. Let's just say the first humans miraculously originated from dust, since to religious people, this a more sensible and plausible explanation for our origin. Evidence from anthropology and paleontology suggests that modern humans have been existing for at least 60,000 years. But for the sake of most religious folks who believe that science is lying about this, let's say that modern humans have been existing for the past 10,000 years. No person with a functioning brain and a history textbook would argue against this.

Now, going by this agreed, needless hypothesis, it means that humans have been existing 4000 years or so before God decided to show himself to man. Now, this is the point where the myopia of religious people begins to unfold. Biological species have been existing for the past 3.5 billion years. This value shouldn't cause an argument. It's a scientific fact. If you deduct 6000 from 3.5 billion years, it wouldn't make much difference. It would still be a well over 3 billion years. Consider the amount of species that have existed throughout this time. Consider the genetic defects. Consider the deaths that have occurred. Consider the fact that 99% of every organism that ever existed throughout this time have gone extinct.

Religious people actually believe that all this happened so that it would pave a way for their religion to be established. Because when you think about it, life is like a domino. Everything that we are currently experiencing, was formed in a crucible of prior causes. So according to religious people, all the animals that died and all the pain they experienced was for the survival of a particular specie of that could be domesticated and sacrificed to a God, who surprisingly, liked the scent of their burning skin.

Now let's leave the animals and come to humans. Bear in mind that for the sake of ignorance, we are using the 10000 year old hypothesis. Now imagine what the humans species had to pass through between the year 10000BCE and 6000BCE. Humans at that time were hunter gatherers, moving aimlessly from place to place. An important question has to be raised at this point. Where was God then? Why didn't he show himself to these people then? Why did he have to wait 4000 years to do this?

Now lets consider the lives of these early humans. They didn't have sophisticated weapons then. All they had were crude tools. Definitely a lot of them would have died and lost their children to wild animals and harsh weather conditions. Religious people believe that all this happened just to pave a way for the manifestation of their religion.

Fast forward 6000 years into the future. It's 4000BCE. God has already appeared to the Jews. But the religion is solely theirs. The creator of the universe decided to choose a particular branch of humanity to bestow his love and care, while ignoring the remaining sect of his creations. Christians and Muslims also don't see anything wrong with this. I don't even think that their thoughts have ever wandered towards this space of thinking. So while the whole world was wallowing in darkness, the creator of the universe decided to show his light only the jews. Wow. It had to take 4000 years before he'd establish his true intentions by sending his son Jesus to the earth to die, or in the Islamic system of belief, Mohammed to be divinely inspired to pen the quran.

Now just examine the above. Does this make any sense? Our universe is about 13.8 billion years old. God, the creator of the universe, decided to wait for 13.8 billion years before he'd reveal his true intentions for creating it. Then probably less than 2500 years later, going by the whole christ is coming soon mantra, he'd destroy it. Does this in any way make sense?

So the whole point of creating the world with all the suffering and death and banality and all large space of time in between, was for Jesus christ to come and take people to heaven 2000 and something years after manifesting billions of years after the creation of this world?

Consider the socio-political wars that preceded christianity and Islam. Consider the empires that had to fall. The changes that had to be made and the people that had to bare the brunt of these changes by death and suffering. Christians and Muslims actually believe that all this happened for their beliefs to be revealed to the whole of mankind. These people believe that the world revolves around their beliefs. Christians believe that soon the world will end, and they would be taken to heaven, because that's been the whole point all along.

If there is a scale for intellectual myopia, these people should rank highest on this scale.

Smh.










............religion , the quintessential ingredient for making an individual think like a mumu

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Celebrities / Re: Rahama Sadau Stuns In New Photos by Urahara3: 11:10am On Nov 29, 2016
Whytelyon:



I've been laughing since I read this from you grin


I swear grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Rahama Sadau Stuns In New Photos by Urahara3: 11:06am On Nov 29, 2016
[quote author=Smellingmouth post=51470283][/quote]


Oga smelling mouth , yaya aiki,

What did u do to warrant your ban shocked
Politics / Re: Why Niger Deltans Won't Subscribe To The Biafran Movement by Urahara3: 10:16am On Nov 29, 2016
playboy99:
yeah nice one but you would still come for bizness in nigeria n all d tins
you running away from can still happen so what the point,for me having biafra means you dont want anytin to do with d hausas or yorubas so i dont see y you still need to do business or have properties in nigeria


Why r u talking like this na undecided
Culture / Re: HAUSALAND: Teach Me Hausa by Urahara3: 11:28pm On Nov 28, 2016
Naijacitizen:
undecided undecided

Pls how do I say why are you frowning
Religion / Re: I Am An Atheist, A Proud One. by Urahara3: 11:22pm On Nov 28, 2016

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Religion / Re: I Am An Atheist, A Proud One. by Urahara3: 11:04pm On Nov 28, 2016
hopefulLandlord:


.....then the same Nairalander begged for money days later cheesy


Are u serious cheesy

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Religion / Re: I Am An Atheist, A Proud One. by Urahara3: 10:54pm On Nov 28, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
Never say never

Toh, u 2 go turn prophet na tongue
Religion / Re: I Am An Atheist, A Proud One. by Urahara3: 10:46pm On Nov 28, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
Hehehe... Bishop Urahara loading...

No mind am,this reminds me of that nairalander that placed a decree on otem to beg for bread after 30 days grin
Religion / Re: I Am An Atheist, A Proud One. by Urahara3: 10:33pm On Nov 28, 2016
naijadeyhia:
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2YRS

Looolz

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