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My God, How is this News naa

Nairaland running out of ideas, how is this news??

of course , why not..
I have a friend who plays for 3 different churches and is paid handsomely, its his career and job, he doesn't do any other thing.
How ever if its voluntary then you might not actually expect pay, but if its your job u have to get paid..

ClassRep001:
Just negodu this stupid old man with a failed career in music, the fashion world and showbiz business forming Nas on Instagram.

You can't diss Mocheeda but you can have sex with one Kingtblackhoc hoe.

Ruggedman I shame for you.
Your mother would be highly disappointed in you.

It's no longer going from one of your colleague wife or the other.

You now reduced your esteem by stalking all the local Instagram hoes on IG, is this how sex starved you are man?

If anybody should be fighting for the rights of Nigerians it shouldn't be coming from someone with a questionable attitude.

Bleep off please!

are u sure this is not MO CHEDA.
u Neva can tell, its a faceless forum after all..

but Harry Kane scored winning goal and moses no score, who dribble help??

Rubbish, How many die from Fulani herdsmen, Boko Haram, etc every year??
Cigarette is legal, whoever dies from smoking knew d risk before smoking, this is not supposed to be News.
WHO should focus their attention on more important things please..

How about 'human meat' ...they do eat that in some part of Nigeria now.. abi I lie??

Jfrankination:
2118846448 Zenith bank abeq.. anyone should help even if nah 5h make i use chop abeq

Aunty Kemi's son

and they can't even make d starter automatic, u still have to match to start like other bikes.

Mowunmiaf:
Some guys are very good when it comes to lies to get a woman’s attention. Some of these lies are unimaginable and when such lies are told to you, it becomes almost impossible not to fall for it. Like for real, some guys are just blessed with sweet tongues. When they want any lady, they go through any length and say anything possible to make her feel comfy.
Now, this does not mean women don’t lie, as a matter of fact, some women are smooth when it comes to lies. It’s just to point out some obvious or not so obvious unimaginable lies guys tell to get a lady.

1. I haven’t felt this way about any girl before: you give me brand new feelings always. Hmmmmm, such a big lie. They probably use the line for every lady they meet. They only say this to make you feel special, it is not always true in most cases.

2. I’m a Virgin: This one is even hilarious because it’s not something you can easily test the possibilities. So when guys say this, the next thing for you to do is smile. It’s all part of the lies.

3. I’ve prayed about you before we met: hmmmm wehdone sir! At this point, you begin to wonder if he is a pastor or so. Toast if you want to, which one is you have prayed about me before we met.

4. I earn big, I have a well furnished apartment: most times, guys that brag about their income actually have nothing to offer, like do you really have to advertise yourself to get a lady? Well, it’s because some ladies are easily moved by material possessions anyways.

5. I don’t even want sex before marriage: says the man that just slept with several women even after talking to you on phone. ‘’baby since that is what you want, then no sex till marriage’’, say yes and you begin to hear different stuffs entirely.

all these would still not stop guys from telling it nor ladies from believing it, so it's pointless..

apostle Na LEFTIE

marvelli:
if you say so

Lol, just kidding

marvelli:
Guys still say that? I havent heard that in a long time.

U must be fUgly then...

McBrooklyn:
And Boys own na "let's go inside"...


If you know, you know...

More like 'Lock the Door'.

Which one is Bobrisky in the Pictures?

INI Edo own dey like Night gown.. Toke killed it for me..

is dat rosary on her cleavage?

DOUBLEWAHALA:
the main fact is. do u understand what the person is saying .

I taya ohh

I think its throat cancer, , Just Cut your Head Off before it further Infect ur Body,..

thank me later!!

lazy youth !!! stop looking for free data...







Just kidding dear. d next poster should know what to do..

lazy people don't need jobs.i

lazy people don't need jobs.

Freewt:
You asked for 10k and your dad told you he will give you in the morning before he
leaves for work, this is after he has thoroughly scrutinised what you needed the
money for,all the questions he asked is already making you angry.
Through out the night the man couldn't sleep because he was thinking of how to
give you his last 10k.
Morning came and he called you into the room to give you 9k instead of 10k and
you squeezed your face in discontent and reluctantly said thank you after
complaining its not complete.
Your mum after seeing this will not say anything but will meet you in your room
where your dad isn't and give you 2k from her own money and say "don't mind him,
use this one to complete it" smile from nowhere will enclave your face, you quickly
go to facebook and whatsapp to write "i have the best mum in the world, i love my
mum".
Now your dad had gone out again with just 1k in his pocket home and abroad to
top up fuel or use as transport to work.
He will never let you see this because he is a MAN.
Always try to appreciate your Dad for no reason because you won't know how your
life would have turned out without a fatherly figure in it..
Dads are priceless too o!...

lovely piece, I remembered in 2008 when I needed a laptop, and told my dad, this exact scenario played out ,
my dad gave me 80000 and mum added 25000 to complete it, and I did what u stated above which right now I feel so bad about it, we really need to start appreciating our dads...

INDUSTRIALFAN:
ah ah... But you concur say if e bad well well Na him better pass na

Oga mind u , dat sentence wey jenifa make na for English no be pidgin, so na English blunder not pidgin.

hammer6F:
HE IS ALREADY A SENATOR.
ANAMBRA WILL GIVE HIM DAT ONE, BUT AS FOR GOV, WE WANT SOLUDO/BIANCA OJUKWU.
GOV AND VICE. AFTER THAT WE WANT BIANCA OJUKWU OR STELLA ODUAH AS GOV.
ANAMBRA IS RIPE FOR A FEMALE GOV.
WE NEED TO CARRY OUR WOMEN ALONG.
cc , Amarabae, Ngozi123, Point B, Afam4eva,

Bianka and Oddua belong to za kitchen and za oza room not politics.

Do women actually become fairer as they age in d b4 pictures terryG was fair and d mother was dark.. now d mother is fair and terryG is dark.. why
Am just saying..

hiroz:
cortouis is a cow. two of the three goals he should have saved.
MESSSSSSIIII!!!

Go enter post na..

Lighthouseman:
The news is incomplete.
From what an eye witness who is a driver told me, the woman whose vehicle was brushed and blocked the road, then,a convoy of about 4 construction vehicles were heading down, saw the holdup, brake failed, rammed into all the people gathered there and the vehicle that had previously been dented, their owners ND onlookers, then, Shirley they were on it, the Pepsi vehicle, lost its brake, rammed into a mass transit bus again. In total, according to the driver, about 20 people died excluding those who would die in the hospital. The injured he said we're rushed to the national hospital. The number of dead is actually from the first accident not the subsequent once. It's govt official figure.

OK now I get it, this is a better report than d one d op gave.

bujebudanu1:
Its true oga .i have been waiting to see d news since yesterday

don't mind these lying bloggers..

Vince77:
Not sure you have been in an accident scene before.

I know exactly what it looks like, datz how I know dis one z a fake..

Am I the only one thinking those Pictures don't correlate
am seeing a Pepsi trailer, two bikes and a company Truck, all on different locations..
Fake as$ news...

Neimar:
which cup? u think say teams wen dy quarters dy play make city or Bayern catch dix Madrid team

na so una talk b4 PSG match, Make we hear word Abeg.