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Crime / Re: Man's Ear Chopped Off In Abia While Separating A Fight At Birthday Party (Pics) by urbanidris(m): 3:31pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
wetin b chop off?
e still remain small na wetin b chop off?
e still remain small na 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Man's Ear Chopped Off In Abia While Separating A Fight At Birthday Party (Pics) by urbanidris(m): 3:31pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
wetin b chop off?
e still remain small na wetin b chop off?
e still remain small na |
Education / Re: ‘Such as’ and ‘like’: which is appropriate? by urbanidris(m): 7:30am On Feb 24, 2017 |
thank u, op 1 Like |
Education / Re: Coincidences In History That Will Leave You Scratching Your Head by urbanidris(m): 4:25pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
Gmajor:I think he was born 129 years after Napoleon was born, came into power 129years after Napoleon got power, invaded Russia after 129years Napoleon invaded wherever and was defeated 129years after Napoleon was defeated... stand to be corrected though. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Governor Aregbesola Exact Look-alike Spotted In Osogbo by urbanidris(m): 7:30pm On Jan 26, 2017 |
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Romance / Re: Who Blinks First, A Tale Of How 3 Girls Fought Over One Guy by urbanidris(m): 9:20pm On Jan 13, 2017 |
dem tall say anti sick, una still no care...checking his last time online...it states Jan 03...something don do d guy na |
Romance / Re: Who Blinks First, A Tale Of How 3 Girls Fought Over One Guy by urbanidris(m): 9:19pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
Boomboost:thumbs up bro...na small e remain for u to get talent O...na joke o |
Romance / Re: Who Blinks First, A Tale Of How 3 Girls Fought Over One Guy by urbanidris(m): 3:55pm On Dec 27, 2016 |
Education / Re: Abia State School Children Receive Free Made In Aba Shoes (photos) by urbanidris(m): 10:07am On Dec 21, 2016 |
wow...I'm a Yoruba and I don't care which state is successful as long as they earn it...long live Nigeria... love the shoes 100% 20 Likes |
Religion / Re: Hilarious Sign Board Of A Church In Ghana where they offer problems by urbanidris(m): 10:11pm On Jul 24, 2016 |
and just like my maths' teacher, they've got the problems... Oya buhari Goan help their 'solution' 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: 6 Nigerian Actresses Who Have Converted To Islam And Their Reason For Switching by urbanidris(m): 11:55am On Jul 22, 2016 |
Drienzia:The only reason you should be sceptical about your religion is Islam, it clearly talks about apostles of God especially Mary and Jesus because it doesn't benefit from whatever of this world...You talk like you know and understand everything in the Qur'an. If only you can talk about places where the Qur'an lay emphasis that Jesus is only a prophet and a messenger of God, then you are truly courageous but you won't talk about those sensitive parts because you would not want to lose followership in your religion. Islam, I and every other Muslim out there gain nothing from reverts to Islam and that is why you don't see many of Us preaching out there...The Bible also clearly states that many are called but few are chosen (if only you could think about this) because many people will be made fuel for the hell. Salam Alaykum! 2 Likes |
Sports / The Greatest Underdog Story Of All Time...leicester Are Champions by urbanidris(m): 10:35pm On May 02, 2016 |
Tottenham Hotspur's failure to defeat Chelsea at Stamford Bridge hands the title to the Foxes, completing what is surely sport's most dramatic story in history. The music starts; those horns, the strings and that guitar riff. The gun barrel sequence, thrilling cinema-goers since 1962, begins. The assassin tracks 007 across the screen in the familiar manner but the secret agent turns as only he can; he fires his gun and fresh blood trickles down in front of the camera lens... "The name's Vardy. Jamie Vardy." Unlikely? You bet. But still, according to the bookmakers, it's 10 times more likely that Vardy now moves to Hollywood to become the new James Bond than it was for Leicester City to win the Premier League title at the start of the season. Vardy, freshly crowned the Football Writers' Player of the Year, is currently available at odds of 500/1 to play the quintessential British action hero in the new franchise release. Leicester at the start of the season were 5000/1 to win the Premier League - by far, the longest odds offered on any winning team or individual in the history of professional sports. Earlier this season it was revealed that Adrian Butchart - the Hollywood screenwriter behind the Goal trilogy - wanted to make a movie about Vardy's rapid rise from part-time football to the Premier League where he scored in 11 consecutive games, marking a new record. Vardy's journey might well deserve to be chronicled but the collective Leicester City story has overtaken their striker's one and surely deserves the Hollywood treatment. It's Rocky, it's Seabiscuit, it's Cool Runnings if only the Jamaican bobsled team had actually won the gold medal at the 1988 Winter Olympics. Things like this, you don't expect to happen in real life. And when they do, you laud them. You exhalt the participants who defied not only seemingly insurmountable odds but all sporting logic. You do something about it so people forever more will know about it. Let’s say it again; 5000/1. Kim Kardashian is currently available at 2000/1 to become the next president of the United States. League seasons don't generally end with a bang and that sometimes serves to deaden the sensation of incoming title winners. It's not a criticism to say that a league campaign lacks something of the buzzer-beating drama of play-offs or cup finals, merely an observation. Sergio Aguero's injury time goal against Queens Park Rangers in 2012 to win the title for Manchester City is as dramatic as it could possibly get. There are 38 matches - that's a long old slog - and as such there is usually plenty of time to become accustomed to one team or another being crowned the league champions. Most people felt when Tottenham Hotspur failed to beat West Bromwich Albion last Monday night that the Fat Lady sang. The 1-1 draw at White Hart Lane left Leicester seven points clear with only nine to play for. Throw in the fact that Spurs had to go to Chelsea and win - a result beyond their capabilities since 1990 - and Leicester's title win felt as close to inevitable as could be. They didn't beat Manchester United at Old Trafford to clinch the title for themselves but they left the sodden Manchester turf with the air of champions nonetheless. They were clapped off by the thousands of United fans who stuck around to the final whistle. Their fans sang long and forcefully into the evening - "Now you're gonna believe us, we're gonna win the league." And they have. Down the final stretch, teams have come unstuck before. "The choke". Most famously, Newcastle botched their title bid in 1996 when it appeared to all and sundry they would win it. Leicester went top on matchday 23 and every week since they were expected to falter. But they haven't looked back. There was a wobble over Christmas and the New Year. Now they'll go back to where they belong, it was reasoned. The natural order would be restored. Well, it was, but to a contrary extent. They re-emerged from their slump to win away at Spurs. Oh, what a vital win that looks like now. Since beating Stoke on January 23, Leicester have lost only one match - to Arsenal on February 14 - a game which many predicted would signal the beginning of the end. Arsenal, with their proud dressing room selfies, looked to have the momentum. Leicester, though, have won seven of 10 matches since then and have drawn the other three. Champions' form. We have had the chance, then, to grow used to the once implausible idea of Leicester City becoming champions. Their titlle chances moved through all stages from impossible to unlikely, from improbable to inevitable. Claudio Ranieri remarked earlier in the season that 40 points and survival was the objective. How many league-winning managers have had to say that? There's keeping expectations in check and there's presiding over the greatest sporting outsider story of all time. So, let's take a minute to appreciate what we are seeing. Here we are after 36 matches of the 2015-16 English Premier League season congratulating Leicester City for winning the title. It is the richest prize in football contested by some of the highest-paying sports teams on the planet. It is a closed shop won by only five different teams since 1992. Only one of those could be classed as an outsider - Blackburn Rovers in 1995. For the most part, it's been a case of let the richest team win. Not now. Of course, the stars aligned for Leicester in the sense that the big teams couldn't summon the consistency or the courage to do it this year. That takes nothing away from Leicester's unique achievements. Let's recap. Leicester City were only promoted in 2014 and still feature many of the same players who came up from the Championship. Wes Morgan, Riyad Mahrez and Vardy are just three; all were voted into the PFA Premier League team of the season. Mahrez, meanwhile, is the players' Player of the Year while Vardy, of course, took the Writers' award. Leicester City, who miraculously escaped relegation last term having won seven of the last nine matches, are now champions. Leicester City, who as recently as 2009 were in the third tier, are kings of all 92 English league clubs. Leicester City fans, who rallied to keep the club alive as recently as 2002 when it fell into administration with debts of £30m, are now planning their Champions League trips. Leicester City, who hadn't finished in the top two since 1929, have won the bloody league. And Ranieri, sacked by Greece for losing to the Faroe Islands in his last job prior to this one, is the man who oversaw it all. Fans at the King Power Stadium on Saturday will rise to salute their Premier League champions in their final home game of the season against Everton. Leicester supporters will not have to bite their nails or worry how Spurs will do against Southampton a day later. The job's done, the pressure's off. They can sit back, relax and enjoy the show. And in a couple years' time they can relive the story all over again when it makes it onto the silver screen. m.goal.com/x/en-ng/news/4071/premier-league/2016/05/02/23046992/the-greatest-underdog-story-of-all-time-leicester-are-bloody
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Pets / Re: Monkey Grabs A Girl's Clothe In The Zoo - Photo by urbanidris(m): 3:31pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
the monkey wanted to expose her "real face'...fake girl runs!!! |
Sports / Brown Ideye Wins Greek League Title With Olympiacos by urbanidris(m): 7:54pm On Apr 18, 2016 |
The 27-year-old Nigerian helped the Legend win the Greek title for the 43rd time in their 91-year history after victory over AEL Kalloni FC. Nigerian international Brown Ideye was on parade for Olympiacos on Sunday as they defeated AEL Kalloni FC 5-0 to emerge champions of the Greek league for the 43rd time ever. Goals from David Torrijos, Konstantinos Fortounis, Pajtim Kasami, Omar Elabdellaoui and Ideye were all Marco Silva’s men needed to get past Nikos Karageorgiou’s outfit a the Georgios Karaiskakis Stadium, Piraeus. The Legend finished 27 points ahead of runners-up AEK Athens, with the Nigerian scoring 10 goals in 24 appearances. “A big thank you to all who have supported us through this journey. We are champions,” Ideye tweeted. Great and emotional day for me. The last time I felt this way was at AFCON 2013. So Excited! 1st league win in my career. Winning the league seals an automatic spot in the UEFA Champions League next season, with the runners-up playing the qualifying round. http://m.goal.com/x/en-ng/news/4110/nigerians-abroad/2016/04/18/22528522/brown-ideye-wins-greek-league-title-with-olympiacos
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Education / Simple Ways To Show Courtesy by urbanidris(m): 11:34am On Apr 18, 2016 |
SIMPLE WAYS TO SHOW COURTESY. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 1. Don't break up with someone over text messages. 2. In case you miss a call, drop a message as soon as possible if you're unable to call. 3. Pay back borrowed money as soon as possible no matter how little the amount is. Don't assume that they don't need it and never make them ask you for it. 4. Turn the volume down when you're watching a video, playing music or playing a game on your phone in a public place or better yet, use headphones. 5. Don't press your phone or use headphones when someone is having a conversation with you. Unplug the headsets from your ears even if nothing is playing and give them your undivided attention. 6. When using someone else's phone or computer, Don't go through their stuff without permission. 7. Always leave the last piece (of meat) for the person who bought it unless they insist they won't eat it. 8. Don't use speaker phone to have a two person conversation unless your hand are unable to hold the phone. 9. When someone else cooks for you, offer to help clean the kitchen 10. If you stay the night at someone's house, make the bed or fold the blankets when you leave. 11. Don't let your arguments escalate in public. Find someplace else to continue arguing where others won't feel uncomfortable or interested. 12. If you ask your friends for help with some house work, feed them as payment. 13. When someone buys you food or coffee, try to return the favour within a week (if you can) 14. When you borrow someone's car, fill up the tank as a way of saying 'thank you.' 15. Don't smoke when someone around is Feeling uncomfortable. (so wrong) 16. Make sure you don't forget to return that book you borrowed. 17. When someone gives you a gift, no matter how small it is or the way it was presented, even if it wasn't up to your Expectation, Just say 'Thank You'. 18. When you have someone older than you who's friendly and makes himself free with you, Speak to them with respect. 19. Don't Feel too big to be corrected or reject good advice because you feel it's your life... Life is a ring...The next blow can come anytime. *Feel free to add yours or share, at least, as a simple way of showing courtesy for others to learn... DON'T STOP LEARNING! #Copied #lalasticlala add urs 2 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / 'watch Where You Stand' By 2face (hilarious) by urbanidris(m): 1:17am On Jan 09, 2016 |
Abeg, check well a around you before you stand o.
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Celebrities / Re: Davido Calls Out Babymama, Loving Daughter and Dele Momodu In Osinachi remix by urbanidris(m): 12:46am On Jan 09, 2016 |
My mama #osinachi |
Celebrities / Re: Davido Dressed As A Mobile Policeman & Carrying An AK47 Rifle On Set Of Officer by urbanidris(m): 12:44am On Jan 09, 2016 |
Looking for another baby mama would be more effective as a Nigerian police...#obo 1 Like |
Celebrities / Falz Shares Throw Back Pic Of His Dad And Kutis by urbanidris(m): 12:39am On Jan 09, 2016 |
Came across this on instagram. Lalasticlala the wicked mod
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Politics / Re: Ajimobi Leads Team In Conducting Cleanup Exercise Across Oyo State -pics by urbanidris(m): 8:49am On Jan 05, 2016 |
no be person wey belleful dey clean?...make u pay workers' salaries joor..we dey h...#paytheworkers[quote author=phantonce post=41668911] The city of brown roof and rusted gold. gold dey rust? 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Mali: FIFA U-17 World Cup Final (2 - 0) On 8th November, 2015 by urbanidris(m): 12:51am On Nov 09, 2015 |
mikron:let's wait and see bro! |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Mali: FIFA U-17 World Cup Final (2 - 0) On 8th November, 2015 by urbanidris(m): 12:33am On Nov 09, 2015 |
mikron:the Mali keeper will win it cos he has kept 4 clean sheets against udoh's present 3... |
Family / Re: Photos: This Lady Is Looking For Her Father by urbanidris(m): 11:49am On Oct 26, 2015 |
Result of 'abeg na, give me 1 chance'... 3 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Caption This Pics!!! by urbanidris(m): 11:36pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
I saw this on Facebook and it got me rolling in the floor!... what do you think about it?
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Jokes Etc / Caption This Pics! by urbanidris(m): 11:30pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
I saw this on Facebook and it got me rolling in the floor!... what do you think about it?
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Jokes Etc / Re: Top Ten Nigerian Good 'worst' Hits Songs Of 2014! by urbanidris(m): 11:00pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
Most of the people I've asked have mixed reactions as well. They really' can't say. Ogaranya has a good meaning; A rich person or something like that. Some things are just wrong with part of the lyrics and Davido once again rubbished his own brand on this one. Check it out; Intro (Davido) "A le le le le le le le le le le On the beat is Del'B... Its Davido,Kcee Big Boy, E-money" Now, even though there is a funny way they keep repeating Ogaranya, I really don't have a problem with the Chorus which goes thus; "Everybody wanting to be a big ogaranya,Nobodywant to sit down dey look ogaranya,Everybody wanting to be a big ogaranya,Nobodywant to sit down dey look ogaranya, My God dey bless me, ogaranya No be my fault o, ogaranya Believing e no do o, ogaranya,Imaya heyyy... Everybody like ogaranya, Mama and papa e like ogaranya, The ladies like ogaranya, That's why them dey love me" However, the next statement is what I really don't get... "The place is so cold, e dey follow, Dey for body like logo".. (which place is he talking about? Which place is so cold?) Davido made it worse at the verse 2 as his contribution does not relate at all. He sang.. "Girl I want you to know, The way you see no be so.., E get as the thing dey go, So baby you take am slow(Asin??) Shey na now you dey notice,(notice wetin) Abi u think I be novice, You know say I know say you get it, Money dey(I thought Davido is supposed to be the Ogaranya and not the girl?), Oya make we blow things"(now that is a Boko Haram alert. Beware guys.) 1. Body by Black Magic ft Banky W The song has now been edited. 'Sex' has been replaced with 'eh' but the rest of the lyrics is still as worse as the original. You can imagine my embarrasment the first time I heard this song on Channel O. You know how Naija artistes like to cover up sexual explicitness with slangs? This brazen artiste called Blackmagic didn't cover up anything. Lol. Though the song was released in December 2013, I feel it's as good as being a 2014 song and should be on this list to show you how bad the music industry has become and what your children are listening to. Here is a part of the song; "...So stop the fronting, Is what I told this girl,And her body oh oh, Just wanna get next to you, Just wanna have sex with you, I swear I want this girl and her body o o". You na never see anything, continue.. "1, 2, 3, Then begin 5, 4, I'm splitting a dozen like 3, 5, 4,I am already sky high, but I need to high more, And my dumb friend told me that I need high malt Ewo."... (Did you see what this guy is singing? Isn't he as dumb as his dumb friends? Show me your friends and I'll tell you who you are). See another one here... "Baby girl what's cooking in the kitchen, I love the way you smile, maybe we should start kissing, Listen 30 seconds, then she takes a bra missing, Turn into a small kitten, And after a while we start gripping, And after a while o she turns into a river, And then I start fishing into her hot body, I begin to start dipping, Her clothes just start missing". Hmm,Guys what more can I say? Behold, your favourite music in 2014.... Needless to say this:I'm currently listen to 'these' songs! 3 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Top Ten Nigerian Good 'worst' Hits Songs Of 2014! by urbanidris(m): 10:54pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
7. Dorobucci by Mavins All-stars This is probably the biggest hit of 2014. Don Jazzy is a great producer no doubt, but he and his artistes have a history of churning out garbage. Dorobucci is so meaningless some people began to doro-call it doro-occultic. Doro bloody. .Doro Doro doro do do doro....doro. Where I come from in Oyo state, Doro is that rubber device used in drawing up water from a well. Unfortunately,this is a country where an artiste will just wake up early in the morning and find out that PHCN has brought back power supply, then out of joy he'll dash straight to the studio to record a song about UP NEPA! He'll call that an inspiration. Even Don Jazzy himself is yet to come out straight about the meaning of Doro, because the truth is that it has no meaning. A lot of people are speaking well of the maturity of Davido's song because the boy knows well to pay for the services of professional songwriters. 6. Shoki by Lil Kesh I hated this song for a very long time, however I had no choice but to like it after people won't stop playing it everywhere I go. Even the NBC ban did absolutely nothing to stop people from rocking this song which had the artiste mostly screaming "Shoki Ahhh Shoki". Davido however disappointed me this time around for accepting to feature in this kind of song. He ended up chanting the rubbish shoki along with the YBNL crew in the remix. Hear him;"Oya show me shoki, shoki shoki, everybody shoki, shoki shoki, and the request say shoki, shoki shoki, everybody shoki, shoki shoki, oya show me shoki, shoki shoki, everybody shoki, shoki shoki, oya shoki, shoki shoki shoki, shoki shoki... i am looking for that shawty, with the baddest shoki, when everybody they shoki, abi you still dey look for johnny, but if you get case for body, the town will go make you the shawty,david please don't stop it, i wanna see you drop it now, for me now, on this ground oya daun." Those are the words our generation is digesting and we wonder why over 70% of candidates failed the last private WAEC and there is massive failure especially in English Language. By my rough count, there is a total of 200 "Shoki ahh Shoki" in this song! 5. Shake Body by Skales Need I talk much about this one? You sef check out part of the lyrics na... " Oya shake body, Oya move body,Make you ring alarm o, Oya shake body...Ah coupe decale ma,Sagasige, Akilibre,Faro de ma, Decale….decale,Krikata,Krikata,Krikata, Krikata,Krikata,Krikata, Krikata,Krikata,Pon pon, Somunto….somunto, Kalopere, Kalopere, Kalopere" Now, what's all that about 4. Murder by Seyi Shay ft Shaydee & Patoranking If you listen to this song, even though it featured Patoranking and Shaydee, all you will hear for most part of the song is "She say she wan murder, he say he wan murder, she say he wan do that thing ye" Do wetin? Murder who You be Oscar Pistorious? ... Now, checkout the lyrics of the Verse 2 of the song where Patoranking came in again.. "Stay close to me, baby girl come in here porn, Give other girls resist, them fit hate on, Member and you alone me rate hun, Even your friends them fit hate on, Fire burning, Girl I'll keep you coming,Say you no go running, Every time, girl you keep turning." That's Patoranking, Nigeria's best Reggae singer at the moment? SMH! 3. Shekini by Psquare There is a popular Yoruba proverb which says that when a child is due for maturity, he/she must put aside every childishness. After many years and despite their A-list status in the industry couple with their global experience, the Psquare duo are obviously not getting matured at all with the dissapointing inclusion of the track "Shekini" in their latest album. I won't speak too much, see the lyrics yourself. They started the song this way... "P-Square eh eh, Yahn ahn, (Allen [4x]), Yahn ahn" **who is Allen for crying out loud?** Then, they said "Lets go...Otu de, oya sare wa gba kekere, kerewawo, Atu ti de, oya burukutu make e sarabara owey, (Oya shekini ni ni ni ni [3x]),Oya shekina na na na na." (And what is "Burukutu" doing in there.) Folks, don't be fooled, the lyrics sounds like Yoruba but it's not correct Yoruba but a mumbo-jumbo! Another constant in the song is this verse; "I get power (ah), me I no dey bother, (ehn ehn) I no be footballer but I sabi budey Ronaldo," then they jump to this lyrics "Take it (slow),Take it (free), Alhaji (ehn ehn),Ehn ehn (listen),Take it (ahn), Take it (orijo),Alhaji (okay) Ehn ehn (hmm)". Who is this Alhaji? Well, maybe the Alhaji is supposed to drink the burukutu they mentioned above. 2. Ogaranya By Kcee ft Davido Now, I'm sorry KCee has to be in this list a second time. Personally, I'm kind of confused about him. Maybe his music is not that awkward. Maybe it's his gesticulations/ dance steps in his videos, costumes or tone of his singing voice or his general fashion sense that is awkward and give off an impression of his songs from that perspective. I'm yet to place a finger on what it is. Most of the people I've asked 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Top Ten Nigerian Good 'worst' Hits Songs Of 2014! by urbanidris(m): 10:46pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
First of all, I didn't make this list. I found it somewhere, it makes sense to me and I copied and pasted it here. And secondly, I give 'gbosa' to whoever did this...below are the worst Nigerian hit songs of 2014... Someone once told me that the type of music a society listens to is a reflection of that society; therefore the chaotic music that has in recent time rented the Nigerian airwaves is a pure reflection of the chaotic state the country is in. It looks like in the history of Nigerian music, 2014 has the highest rate of bad, garbage music being churned out. From watered down lyrics that do not correlate, to singing different songs on same beat, the state of the industry leaves much to be desired. Below are my top 10 picks of worst hit songs of the year 2014. You may or may not agree with me though. Some of you may also need to listen to these songs carefully to understand my points well. Continue... 10. Hakuna Mata by KCee This song is senseless from the word go! He started like this "Five star music, E money, Its Kcee labalo". What is 'KCee Lobalo'? Is 'Lobalo' French or Spanish? In another part of the song, he said "Cecilia bum bum, cecilia bum bum, Shebi na your bum bum, cecilia bum". I don't know what's with Cecilia's bum bum o.. Most part of the song also goes like this.."Oya whine ni ni whine ni ni Whine ni ni for me oh, Oya shake e ni, shake e ni, Shake e ni for me oh, Oya whine ni ni whine ni ni, Whine ni ni for me oh, Oya shake e ni shake e ni, Shake e ni for me oh". Somewhere, he said "Oya Jikere, baby"... As if that wasn't enough, he also repeats this severally; "Oya baby no wahala, If you need anything just hala, I be monkey you be banana.." Hellooo, did he just call himself a monkey... Then in the middle of these discordant lyrics, this monkey will jump to the lame chorus "Hakuna Matata, Hakuna mata, Baby No Wahala" repeatedly. 9. Story For The Gods By Olamide Here is a song I wish would quickly go away. Beautiful rhythm, but this song glorifies rape and abuse of women in all its entirety. Story for the gods is all about getting loaded with local aphrodisiac(Dongoyaro,Monkey Tail and Claro), then going ahead to having a forceful carnal knowledge of a lady. The phrase "Story for the gods" (means to refuse to listen, deaf ears etc) Let's take a look... CHORUS: Mo ti mu dongoyaro, dongoyaro, dongoyaro And monkey tail, monkey tail, monkey tail Aro bami gbe claro, claro o, claro o(Olamide is saying that he is high on those Aphrodisiac) I want to do sina today, sina today(sina means fornication) She said she cannot wait o(the girl wants to go home) She said its getting late o(it's getting late) She said she want to faint o Ah, story for the gods(these last four lines needs no explaining. Olamide refuses to listen to her plea) Now she saying mo r'ogo(she says she is finished) O ti kan mi l'apa o(he has broken my arms) O ti kan mi l'eyin o(he has broken my back) Story for the gods, the gods o( but Olamide would have none of that!) VERSE 1: O my God insanity See your back calamity Girl I want to have it(ofcourse you know what he wants to have) Do I need your permit?(and he is invariably saying that he doesn't need her permission to have it) 8. In my bed by Wizkid It's been long established that this song by Wizkid is a total rubbish, which like the others on this list parades lyrics and verses that have no business whatsoever with one another. The song na real Americana Wonder like he sang... "Americana wonder,The way you whine your body Gimme thunder, I go follow you bumper to bumper Girl, I go follow you bumper to fender," (Na Wa o, your body gimme thunder, bumper to fender.. Issorait)... But the most fraudulent part of the song is where Wizkid continues to sing about wanting a girl's body in his bed, and then suddenly switched to hailing names of some popular figures. You'd have thought he was trying to invite them for a Group Intimacy... "I want your body sleeping in my bed e, I want your body sleeping in my bed e, You got me going crazy, Oh girl I can't explain it, Your body so insane, Oh girl I can't replace you." Some of the names he called..Agbaje eleniyan, Fashola eleniyan,Tinubueleniyan,Otedola eleniyan, Baruwa eleniyan, Aliko eleniyan, Saraki eleniyan. Then next is this part which always gives me stomach ache, because I really don't know what 'serving a living God' has to do with getting a girl's body in your bed and what blessing is there to get..."...Oh blessing follow me everywhere I go, I'm serving the living God,And everywhere I go, all my people show me love, Just tell me the reason gan" Ok, so what's the reason gan sef? And on top of all dis matter wey dey ground, wizkid believes that he is amazing. Hear him.."Oh anytime, they hear my song They say I'm amazing gan". Well, it's truly amazing that a small boy like him can make so much money and stardom with all that lyrical hogwash. Issorait! 1 Like |
Education / Ever Wondered Who The First Professor In The World Was? by urbanidris(m): 2:26am On Nov 30, 2014 |
It always comes to my mind whenever I hear the title 'professor'...who was the first professor?...who gave him(cos I'm pretty sure he was a male) the professorship? How can they(those that gave him) bestow the title on him since they were not professors themselves?...'questions for the gods' I would say...pls provide me answer(s), gods! #lalasticlala, are you a professor? |
Food / Re: Where Does The Word 'garri' Come From? by urbanidris(m): 8:14am On Jul 20, 2014 |
Dhulqarnain: Dnt really knw.I feel its frm Yoruba language...dhulqarnain...1st time I'm seen someone using the name...I only read it in quran...nice name bro! |
Food / Re: Where Does The Word 'garri' Come From? by urbanidris(m): 8:08am On Jul 20, 2014 |
experimentist: *modified*OMG!...I can't just stop laffin...but Gary Cahill is younger than the age of garri...go more on your research bro! 1 Like |
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