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Crime / Re: Man's Ear Chopped Off In Abia While Separating A Fight At Birthday Party (Pics) by urbanidris(m): 3:31pm On Mar 22, 2017
wetin b chop off? e still remain small na crywetin b chop off? e still remain small na

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Crime / Re: Man's Ear Chopped Off In Abia While Separating A Fight At Birthday Party (Pics) by urbanidris(m): 3:31pm On Mar 22, 2017
wetin b chop off? e still remain small na crywetin b chop off? e still remain small na
Education / Re: ‘Such as’ and ‘like’: which is appropriate? by urbanidris(m): 7:30am On Feb 24, 2017
thank u, op

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Education / Re: Coincidences In History That Will Leave You Scratching Your Head by urbanidris(m): 4:25pm On Feb 11, 2017
Gmajor:

this makes no sense.
so he was born on the same year, came into power, invaded Russia and was defeated all in the same year?
I think he was born 129 years after Napoleon was born, came into power 129years after Napoleon got power, invaded Russia after 129years Napoleon invaded wherever and was defeated 129years after Napoleon was defeated... stand to be corrected though.

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Politics / Re: Governor Aregbesola Exact Look-alike Spotted In Osogbo by urbanidris(m): 7:30pm On Jan 26, 2017
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Romance / Re: Who Blinks First, A Tale Of How 3 Girls Fought Over One Guy by urbanidris(m): 9:20pm On Jan 13, 2017
dem tall say anti sick, una still no care...checking his last time online...it states Jan 03...something don do d guy na
Romance / Re: Who Blinks First, A Tale Of How 3 Girls Fought Over One Guy by urbanidris(m): 9:19pm On Jan 10, 2017
Boomboost:
cheesy Make I continu?

Anti-story, make I no spoil the story o. Come gimme last episode before I unfollow.
thumbs up bro...na small e remain for u to get talent O...na joke o
Romance / Re: Who Blinks First, A Tale Of How 3 Girls Fought Over One Guy by urbanidris(m): 3:55pm On Dec 27, 2016
AntiToke:
I think that moniker doesn't equate I am the said TOKE.
AntiToke:
What are you thinking sir.
AntiToke:
cheesy Maybe I'm, maybe I'm not cheesy
Thanks anyway.
na Antitoke dey update us...Antispexish still dey rest after the storm
Education / Re: Abia State School Children Receive Free Made In Aba Shoes (photos) by urbanidris(m): 10:07am On Dec 21, 2016
wow...I'm a Yoruba and I don't care which state is successful as long as they earn it...long live Nigeria...

love the shoes 100%

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Religion / Re: Hilarious Sign Board Of A Church In Ghana where they offer problems by urbanidris(m): 10:11pm On Jul 24, 2016
and just like my maths' teacher, they've got the problems...
Oya buhari Goan help their 'solution'

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Celebrities / Re: 6 Nigerian Actresses Who Have Converted To Islam And Their Reason For Switching by urbanidris(m): 11:55am On Jul 22, 2016
Drienzia:
We ain't bothered. Because even Koran stated that "if you find anything confusing here, you can ask those who read the bible. The truth is already revealing that"


Jesus was the only person that performed miracles in the koran. Muhammad was busy leading his followers to various wars, till he died.

The only woman mentioned in the koran is Marian"mary(the mother of jesus)
Koran said she went to heaven with her physical body. Meaning the assumption of the blessed virgin is written in the koran.

You people should come down from your high horses let me educate you about the koran you studied and didn't understand since you were kids.

Lots of Muslims converts to Christianity on daily basis, so cut the crap!!!

Koran said Muhammad is dead. And won't rise again.
Same koran said Jesus is the word of God.
And koran said God created the world through the word(Jesus).
They er just confused being. Surely they need our prayers...

Peace!!!
The only reason you should be sceptical about your religion is Islam, it clearly talks about apostles of God especially Mary and Jesus because it doesn't benefit from whatever of this world...You talk like you know and understand everything in the Qur'an. If only you can talk about places where the Qur'an lay emphasis that Jesus is only a prophet and a messenger of God, then you are truly courageous but you won't talk about those sensitive parts because you would not want to lose followership in your religion. Islam, I and every other Muslim out there gain nothing from reverts to Islam and that is why you don't see many of Us preaching out there...The Bible also clearly states that many are called but few are chosen (if only you could think about this) because many people will be made fuel for the hell.
Salam Alaykum!

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Sports / The Greatest Underdog Story Of All Time...leicester Are Champions by urbanidris(m): 10:35pm On May 02, 2016
Tottenham Hotspur's failure to defeat Chelsea at Stamford
Bridge hands the title to the Foxes, completing what is surely
sport's most dramatic story in history. The music starts; those
horns, the strings and that guitar riff. The gun barrel
sequence, thrilling cinema-goers since 1962, begins. The
assassin tracks 007 across the screen in the familiar manner
but the secret agent turns as only he can; he fires his gun and
fresh blood trickles down in front of the camera lens...
"The name's Vardy. Jamie Vardy."
Unlikely? You bet. But still, according to the bookmakers, it's
10 times more likely that Vardy now moves to Hollywood to
become the new James Bond than it was for Leicester City
to win the Premier League title at the start of the season.
Vardy, freshly crowned the Football Writers' Player of the
Year, is currently available at odds of 500/1 to play the
quintessential British action hero in the new franchise
release. Leicester at the start of the season were 5000/1 to
win the Premier League - by far, the longest odds offered on
any winning team or individual in the history of professional
sports.
Earlier this season it was revealed that Adrian Butchart - the
Hollywood screenwriter behind the Goal trilogy - wanted to
make a movie about Vardy's rapid rise from part-time
football to the Premier League where he scored in 11
consecutive games, marking a new record.
Vardy's journey might well deserve to be chronicled but the
collective Leicester City story has overtaken their striker's
one and surely deserves the Hollywood treatment. It's Rocky,
it's Seabiscuit, it's Cool Runnings if only the Jamaican
bobsled team had actually won the gold medal at the 1988
Winter Olympics.
Things like this, you don't expect to happen in real life. And
when they do, you laud them. You exhalt the participants who defied not only seemingly insurmountable odds but all
sporting logic. You do something about it so people forever
more will know about it.
Let’s say it again; 5000/1. Kim Kardashian is currently
available at 2000/1 to become the next president of the
United States.
League seasons don't generally end with a bang and that
sometimes serves to deaden the sensation of incoming title
winners. It's not a criticism to say that a league campaign
lacks something of the buzzer-beating drama of play-offs or
cup finals, merely an observation. Sergio Aguero's injury time
goal against Queens Park Rangers in 2012 to win the title for
Manchester City is as dramatic as it could possibly get.
There are 38 matches - that's a long old slog - and as such
there is usually plenty of time to become accustomed to one
team or another being crowned the league champions. Most
people felt when Tottenham Hotspur failed to beat West
Bromwich Albion last Monday night that the Fat Lady sang.
The 1-1 draw at White Hart Lane left Leicester seven points
clear with only nine to play for. Throw in the fact that Spurs
had to go to Chelsea and win - a result beyond their
capabilities since 1990 - and Leicester's title win felt as close
to inevitable as could be.
They didn't beat Manchester United at Old Trafford to clinch
the title for themselves but they left the sodden Manchester
turf with the air of champions nonetheless. They were
clapped off by the thousands of United fans who stuck
around to the final whistle. Their fans sang long and forcefully
into the evening - "Now you're gonna believe us, we're gonna
win the league." And they have.
Down the final stretch, teams have come unstuck before.
"The choke". Most famously, Newcastle botched their title bid in 1996 when it appeared to all and sundry they would win it.
Leicester went top on matchday 23 and every week since
they were expected to falter. But they haven't looked back.
There was a wobble over Christmas and the New Year. Now
they'll go back to where they belong, it was reasoned. The
natural order would be restored. Well, it was, but to a
contrary extent. They re-emerged from their slump to win
away at Spurs. Oh, what a vital win that looks like now.
Since beating Stoke on January 23, Leicester have lost only
one match - to Arsenal on February 14 - a game which many
predicted would signal the beginning of the end. Arsenal, with their proud dressing room selfies, looked to have the
momentum. Leicester, though, have won seven of 10
matches since then and have drawn the other three.
Champions' form.
We have had the chance, then, to grow used to the once
implausible idea of Leicester City becoming champions. Their titlle chances moved through all stages from impossible to unlikely, from improbable to inevitable.
Claudio Ranieri remarked earlier in the season that 40 points
and survival was the objective. How many league-winning
managers have had to say that? There's keeping expectations in check and there's presiding over the greatest sporting
outsider story of all time.
So, let's take a minute to appreciate what we are seeing.
Here we are after 36 matches of the 2015-16 English Premier
League season congratulating Leicester City for winning the
title. It is the richest prize in football contested by some of
the highest-paying sports teams on the planet. It is a closed
shop won by only five different teams since 1992. Only one of those could be classed as an outsider - Blackburn Rovers in 1995.
For the most part, it's been a case of let the richest team win.
Not now. Of course, the stars aligned for Leicester in the
sense that the big teams couldn't summon the consistency or the courage to do it this year. That takes nothing away from Leicester's unique achievements.
Let's recap.
Leicester City were only promoted in 2014 and still feature
many of the same players who came up from the
Championship. Wes Morgan, Riyad Mahrez and Vardy are just three; all were voted into the PFA Premier League team of the season. Mahrez, meanwhile, is the players' Player of the Year while Vardy, of course, took the Writers' award.
Leicester City, who miraculously escaped relegation last term having won seven of the last nine matches, are now
champions. Leicester City, who as recently as 2009 were in
the third tier, are kings of all 92 English league clubs.
Leicester City fans, who rallied to keep the club alive as
recently as 2002 when it fell into administration with debts of
£30m, are now planning their Champions League trips.
Leicester City, who hadn't finished in the top two since 1929,
have won the bloody league. And Ranieri, sacked by Greece
for losing to the Faroe Islands in his last job prior to this one,
is the man who oversaw it all.
Fans at the King Power Stadium on Saturday will rise to
salute their Premier League champions in their final home
game of the season against Everton. Leicester supporters
will not have to bite their nails or worry how Spurs will do
against Southampton a day later. The job's done, the
pressure's off.
They can sit back, relax and enjoy the show. And in a couple
years' time they can relive the story all over again when it
makes it onto the silver screen.
m.goal.com/x/en-ng/news/4071/premier-league/2016/05/02/23046992/the-greatest-underdog-story-of-all-time-leicester-are-bloody

Pets / Re: Monkey Grabs A Girl's Clothe In The Zoo - Photo by urbanidris(m): 3:31pm On Apr 29, 2016
the monkey wanted to expose her "real face'...fake girl runs!!!
Sports / Brown Ideye Wins Greek League Title With Olympiacos by urbanidris(m): 7:54pm On Apr 18, 2016
The 27-year-old Nigerian helped the Legend win the Greek
title for the 43rd time in their 91-year history after victory
over AEL Kalloni FC.
Nigerian international Brown Ideye was on parade for Olympiacos on Sunday as they defeated AEL Kalloni FC 5-0
to emerge champions of the Greek league for the 43rd time
ever. Goals from David Torrijos, Konstantinos Fortounis, Pajtim Kasami, Omar Elabdellaoui and Ideye were all Marco Silva’s men needed to get past Nikos Karageorgiou’s outfit a the Georgios Karaiskakis Stadium, Piraeus.
The Legend finished 27 points ahead of runners-up AEK Athens, with the Nigerian scoring 10 goals in 24 appearances.
“A big thank you to all who have supported us through this
journey. We are champions,” Ideye tweeted. Great and emotional day for me. The last time I felt this way
was at AFCON 2013. So Excited! 1st league win in my career.
Winning the league seals an automatic spot in the UEFA
Champions League next season, with the runners-up playing
the qualifying round.
http://m.goal.com/x/en-ng/news/4110/nigerians-abroad/2016/04/18/22528522/brown-ideye-wins-greek-league-title-with-olympiacos

Education / Simple Ways To Show Courtesy by urbanidris(m): 11:34am On Apr 18, 2016
SIMPLE WAYS TO SHOW COURTESY.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * *
1. Don't break up with someone over text
messages.
2. In case you miss a call, drop a message
as soon as possible if you're unable to call.
3. Pay back borrowed money as soon as
possible no matter how little the amount is.
Don't assume that they don't need it and
never make them ask you for it.
4. Turn the volume down when you're
watching a video, playing music or playing a
game on your phone in a public place or
better yet, use headphones.
5. Don't press your phone or use headphones
when someone is having a conversation with
you. Unplug the headsets from your ears
even if nothing is playing and give them your
undivided attention.
6. When using someone else's phone or
computer, Don't go through their stuff
without permission.
7. Always leave the last piece (of meat) for
the person who bought it unless they insist
they won't eat it.
8. Don't use speaker phone to have a two
person conversation unless your hand are
unable to hold the phone.
9. When someone else cooks for you, offer
to help clean the kitchen
10. If you stay the night at someone's
house, make the bed or fold the blankets
when you leave.
11. Don't let your arguments escalate in
public. Find someplace else to continue
arguing where others won't feel
uncomfortable or interested.
12. If you ask your friends for help with
some house work, feed them as payment.
13. When someone buys you food or coffee,
try to return the favour within a week (if you
can)
14. When you borrow someone's car, fill up
the tank as a way of saying 'thank you.'
15. Don't smoke when someone around is
Feeling uncomfortable. (so wrong)
16. Make sure you don't forget to return that
book you borrowed.
17. When someone gives you a gift, no
matter how small it is or the way it was
presented, even if it wasn't up to your
Expectation, Just say 'Thank You'.
18. When you have someone older than you
who's friendly and makes himself free with
you, Speak to them with respect.
19. Don't Feel too big to be corrected or
reject good advice because you feel it's your
life...
Life is a ring...The next blow can come
anytime.
*Feel free to add yours or share, at least, as
a simple way of showing courtesy for others
to learn...
DON'T STOP LEARNING!
#Copied
#lalasticlala add urs

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Celebrities / 'watch Where You Stand' By 2face (hilarious) by urbanidris(m): 1:17am On Jan 09, 2016
Abeg, check well a around you before you stand o.

Celebrities / Re: Davido Calls Out Babymama, Loving Daughter and Dele Momodu In Osinachi remix by urbanidris(m): 12:46am On Jan 09, 2016
My mama #osinachi
Celebrities / Re: Davido Dressed As A Mobile Policeman & Carrying An AK47 Rifle On Set Of Officer by urbanidris(m): 12:44am On Jan 09, 2016
Looking for another baby mama would be more effective as a Nigerian police...#obo

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Celebrities / Falz Shares Throw Back Pic Of His Dad And Kutis by urbanidris(m): 12:39am On Jan 09, 2016
Came across this on instagram.
Lalasticlala the wicked mod wink

Politics / Re: Ajimobi Leads Team In Conducting Cleanup Exercise Across Oyo State -pics by urbanidris(m): 8:49am On Jan 05, 2016
no be person wey belleful dey clean?...make u pay workers' salaries joor..we dey h...#paytheworkers[quote author=phantonce post=41668911]
The city of brown roof and rusted gold.
gold dey rust?

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Mali: FIFA U-17 World Cup Final (2 - 0) On 8th November, 2015 by urbanidris(m): 12:51am On Nov 09, 2015
mikron:
he let in 2 prior to this match, now he has conceded 4.and we didn't concede in this final match so udoh wins it
let's wait and see bro!
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Mali: FIFA U-17 World Cup Final (2 - 0) On 8th November, 2015 by urbanidris(m): 12:33am On Nov 09, 2015
mikron:
People kept saying the Malian keeper will clinch d golden glove and I ask why? Who dash monkey banana? Our very own udoh will take it home Jare. Na indomie Mali go win no be only Golden glove
the Mali keeper will win it cos he has kept 4 clean sheets against udoh's present 3...
Family / Re: Photos: This Lady Is Looking For Her Father by urbanidris(m): 11:49am On Oct 26, 2015
Result of 'abeg na, give me 1 chance'... grin

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Jokes Etc / Caption This Pics!!! by urbanidris(m): 11:36pm On Oct 24, 2015
I saw this on Facebook and it got me rolling in the floor!... what do you think about it?

Jokes Etc / Caption This Pics! by urbanidris(m): 11:30pm On Oct 24, 2015
I saw this on Facebook and it got me rolling in the floor!... what do you think about it?

Jokes Etc / Re: Top Ten Nigerian Good 'worst' Hits Songs Of 2014! by urbanidris(m): 11:00pm On Dec 26, 2014
Most of the people I've asked
have mixed reactions as well. They really' can't say.
Ogaranya has a good meaning; A rich person or something
like that. Some things are just wrong with part of the lyrics
and Davido once again rubbished his own brand on this
one. Check it out;
Intro (Davido)
"A le le le le le le le le le le
On the beat is Del'B...
Its Davido,Kcee
Big Boy, E-money"
Now, even though there is a funny way they keep repeating
Ogaranya, I really don't have a problem with the Chorus
which goes thus;
"Everybody wanting to be a big ogaranya,Nobodywant to sit
down dey look ogaranya,Everybody wanting to be a big
ogaranya,Nobodywant to sit down dey look ogaranya, My
God dey bless me, ogaranya
No be my fault o, ogaranya
Believing e no do o, ogaranya,Imaya heyyy...
Everybody like ogaranya,
Mama and papa e like ogaranya, The ladies like ogaranya,
That's why them dey love me"
However, the next statement is what I really don't get...
"The place is so cold, e dey follow, Dey for body like logo"..
(which place is he talking about? Which place is so cold?)
Davido made it worse at the verse 2 as his contribution does
not relate at all. He sang..
"Girl I want you to know, The way you see no be so.., E get
as the thing dey go, So baby you take am slow(Asin??) Shey
na now you dey notice,(notice wetin) Abi u think I be
novice, You know say I know say you get it, Money dey(I
thought Davido is supposed to be the Ogaranya and not the
girl?), Oya make we blow things"(now that is a Boko Haram
alert. Beware guys.)
1. Body by Black Magic ft Banky W
The song has now been edited. 'Sex' has been replaced with
'eh' but the rest of the lyrics is still as worse as the original.
You can imagine my embarrasment the first time I heard
this song on Channel O. You know how Naija artistes like to
cover up sexual explicitness with slangs? This brazen artiste
called Blackmagic didn't cover up anything. Lol. Though the
song was released in December 2013, I feel it's as good as
being a 2014 song and should be on this list to show you
how bad the music industry has become and what your
children are listening to. Here is a part of the song;
"...So stop the fronting, Is what I told this girl,And her body
oh oh, Just wanna get next to you, Just wanna have sex with
you, I swear I want this girl and her body o o".
You na never see anything, continue..
"1, 2, 3, Then begin 5, 4, I'm splitting a dozen like 3, 5, 4,I am
already sky high, but I need to high more, And my dumb
friend told me that I need high malt Ewo."...
(Did you see what this guy is singing? Isn't he as dumb as his
dumb friends? Show me your friends and I'll tell you who
you are).
See another one here...
"Baby girl what's cooking in the kitchen, I love the way you
smile, maybe we should start kissing, Listen 30 seconds,
then she takes a bra missing, Turn into a small kitten, And
after a while we start gripping,
And after a while o she turns into a river, And then I start
fishing into her hot body, I begin to start dipping, Her
clothes just start missing".
Hmm,Guys what more can I say? Behold, your favourite
music in 2014....
Needless to say this:I'm currently listen to 'these' songs!

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Jokes Etc / Re: Top Ten Nigerian Good 'worst' Hits Songs Of 2014! by urbanidris(m): 10:54pm On Dec 26, 2014
7. Dorobucci by Mavins All-stars
This is probably the biggest hit of 2014. Don Jazzy is a great
producer no doubt, but he and his artistes have a history of
churning out garbage. Dorobucci is so meaningless some
people began to doro-call it doro-occultic. Doro
bloody. .Doro
Doro doro do do doro....doro. Where I come from in Oyo
state, Doro is that rubber device used in drawing up water
from a well.
Unfortunately,this is a country where an artiste will just
wake up early in the morning and find out that PHCN has
brought back power supply, then out of joy he'll dash
straight to the studio to record a song about UP NEPA! He'll
call that an inspiration. Even Don Jazzy himself is yet to
come out straight about the meaning of Doro, because the
truth is that it has no meaning. A lot of people are speaking
well of the maturity of Davido's song because the boy knows
well to pay for the services of professional songwriters.
6. Shoki by Lil Kesh
I hated this song for a very long time, however I had no
choice but to like it after people won't stop playing it
everywhere I go. Even the NBC ban did absolutely nothing to
stop people from rocking this song which had the artiste
mostly screaming "Shoki Ahhh Shoki". Davido however
disappointed me this time around for accepting to feature in
this kind of song. He ended up chanting the rubbish shoki
along with the YBNL crew in the remix.
Hear him;"Oya show me shoki, shoki shoki, everybody shoki,
shoki shoki, and the request say shoki, shoki shoki,
everybody shoki, shoki shoki, oya show me shoki, shoki
shoki, everybody shoki, shoki shoki, oya shoki, shoki shoki
shoki, shoki shoki... i am looking for that shawty,
with the baddest shoki,
when everybody they shoki,
abi you still dey look for johnny, but if you get case for body,
the town will go make you the shawty,david please don't
stop it,
i wanna see you drop it now,
for me now, on this ground
oya daun."
Those are the words our generation is digesting and we
wonder why over 70% of candidates failed the last private
WAEC and there is massive failure especially in English
Language.
By my rough count, there is a total of 200 "Shoki ahh Shoki"
in this song!
5. Shake Body by Skales
Need I talk much about this one? You sef check out part of
the lyrics na...
" Oya shake body, Oya move body,Make you ring alarm o,
Oya shake body...Ah coupe decale ma,Sagasige,
Akilibre,Faro de ma, Decale….decale,Krikata,Krikata,Krikata,
Krikata,Krikata,Krikata,
Krikata,Krikata,Pon pon,
Somunto….somunto,
Kalopere, Kalopere, Kalopere"
Now, what's all that about
4. Murder by Seyi Shay ft Shaydee & Patoranking
If you listen to this song, even though it featured
Patoranking and Shaydee, all you will hear for most part of
the song is "She say she wan murder, he say he wan
murder, she say he wan do that thing ye" Do wetin? Murder
who You be Oscar Pistorious? ...
Now, checkout the lyrics of the Verse 2 of the song where
Patoranking came in again..
"Stay close to me, baby girl come in here porn, Give other
girls resist, them fit hate on, Member and you alone me rate
hun, Even your friends them fit hate on, Fire burning, Girl I'll
keep you coming,Say you no go running, Every time, girl you
keep turning."
That's Patoranking, Nigeria's best Reggae singer at the
moment? SMH!
3. Shekini by Psquare
There is a popular Yoruba proverb which says that when a
child is due for maturity, he/she must put aside every
childishness.
After many years and despite their A-list status in the
industry couple with their global experience, the Psquare
duo are obviously not getting matured at all with the
dissapointing inclusion of the track "Shekini" in their latest
album. I won't speak too much, see the lyrics yourself.
They started the song this way...
"P-Square eh eh, Yahn ahn, (Allen [4x]), Yahn ahn"
**who is Allen for crying out loud?**
Then, they said "Lets go...Otu de, oya sare wa gba kekere,
kerewawo, Atu ti de, oya burukutu make e sarabara owey,
(Oya shekini ni ni ni ni [3x]),Oya shekina na na na na." (And
what is "Burukutu" doing in there.)
Folks, don't be fooled, the lyrics sounds like Yoruba but it's
not correct Yoruba but a mumbo-jumbo!
Another constant in the song is this verse; "I get power (ah),
me I no dey bother, (ehn ehn)
I no be footballer but I sabi budey Ronaldo," then they jump
to this lyrics "Take it (slow),Take it (free),
Alhaji (ehn ehn),Ehn ehn (listen),Take it (ahn),
Take it (orijo),Alhaji (okay)
Ehn ehn (hmm)".
Who is this Alhaji? Well, maybe the Alhaji is supposed to
drink the burukutu they mentioned above.
2. Ogaranya By Kcee ft Davido
Now, I'm sorry KCee has to be in this list a second time.
Personally, I'm kind of confused about him. Maybe his
music is not that awkward. Maybe it's his gesticulations/
dance steps in his videos, costumes or tone of his singing
voice or his general fashion sense that is awkward and give
off an impression of his songs from that perspective. I'm yet
to place a finger on what it is. Most of the people I've asked

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Jokes Etc / Top Ten Nigerian Good 'worst' Hits Songs Of 2014! by urbanidris(m): 10:46pm On Dec 26, 2014
First of all, I didn't make this list. I found it somewhere, it makes sense to me and I copied and pasted it here. And secondly, I give 'gbosa' to whoever did this...below are
the worst Nigerian hit songs of 2014...
Someone once told me that the type of music a society
listens to is a reflection of that society; therefore the
chaotic music that has in recent time rented the Nigerian
airwaves is a pure reflection of the chaotic state the
country is in. It looks like in the history of Nigerian music,
2014 has the highest rate of bad, garbage music being
churned out. From watered down lyrics that do not
correlate, to singing different songs on same beat, the
state of the industry leaves much to be desired. Below are
my top 10 picks of worst hit songs of the year 2014. You
may or may not agree with me though. Some of you may
also need to listen to these songs carefully to understand
my points well. Continue...
10. Hakuna Mata by KCee
This song is senseless from the word go!
He started like this "Five star music, E money, Its Kcee
labalo". What is 'KCee Lobalo'? Is 'Lobalo' French or Spanish?
In another part of the song, he said "Cecilia bum bum,
cecilia bum bum, Shebi na your bum bum, cecilia bum". I
don't know what's with Cecilia's bum bum o..
Most part of the song also goes like this.."Oya whine ni ni
whine ni ni Whine ni ni for me oh, Oya shake e ni, shake e
ni, Shake e ni for me oh, Oya whine ni ni whine ni ni, Whine
ni ni for me oh,
Oya shake e ni shake e ni,
Shake e ni for me oh".
Somewhere, he said "Oya Jikere, baby"...
As if that wasn't enough, he also repeats this severally;
"Oya baby no wahala, If you need anything just hala, I be
monkey you be banana.."
Hellooo, did he just call himself a monkey...
Then in the middle of these discordant lyrics, this monkey
will jump to the lame chorus "Hakuna Matata, Hakuna mata,
Baby No Wahala" repeatedly.
9. Story For The Gods By Olamide
Here is a song I wish would quickly go away. Beautiful
rhythm, but this song glorifies rape and abuse of women in
all its entirety. Story for the gods is all about getting loaded
with local aphrodisiac(Dongoyaro,Monkey Tail and Claro),
then going ahead to having a forceful carnal knowledge of a
lady. The phrase "Story for the gods" (means to refuse to
listen, deaf ears etc) Let's take a look...
CHORUS:
Mo ti mu dongoyaro, dongoyaro, dongoyaro And monkey
tail, monkey tail, monkey tail
Aro bami gbe claro, claro o, claro o(Olamide is saying that
he is high on those Aphrodisiac)
I want to do sina today, sina today(sina means fornication)
She said she cannot wait o(the girl wants to go home)
She said its getting late o(it's getting late)
She said she want to faint o
Ah, story for the gods(these last four lines needs no
explaining. Olamide refuses to listen to her plea)
Now she saying mo r'ogo(she says she is finished)
O ti kan mi l'apa o(he has broken my arms)
O ti kan mi l'eyin o(he has broken my back)
Story for the gods, the gods o( but Olamide would have none
of that!)
VERSE 1:
O my God insanity
See your back calamity
Girl I want to have it(ofcourse you know what he wants to
have)
Do I need your permit?(and he is invariably saying that he
doesn't need her permission to have it)
8. In my bed by Wizkid
It's been long established that this song by Wizkid is a total
rubbish, which like the others on this list parades lyrics and
verses that have no business whatsoever with one another.
The song na real Americana Wonder like he sang...
"Americana wonder,The way you whine your body Gimme
thunder, I go follow you bumper to bumper Girl, I go follow
you bumper to fender,"
(Na Wa o, your body gimme thunder, bumper to fender..
Issorait)...
But the most fraudulent part of the song is where Wizkid
continues to sing about wanting a girl's body in his bed, and
then suddenly switched to hailing names of some popular
figures. You'd have thought he was trying to invite them for
a Group Intimacy...
"I want your body sleeping in my bed e, I want your body
sleeping in my bed e, You got me going crazy, Oh girl I can't
explain it, Your body so insane, Oh girl I can't replace you."
Some of the names he called..Agbaje eleniyan,
Fashola eleniyan,Tinubueleniyan,Otedola eleniyan,
Baruwa eleniyan, Aliko eleniyan, Saraki eleniyan.
Then next is this part which always gives me stomach ache,
because I really don't know what 'serving a living God' has to
do with getting a girl's body in your bed and what blessing is
there to get..."...Oh blessing follow me everywhere I go, I'm
serving the living God,And everywhere I go, all my people
show me love,
Just tell me the reason gan"
Ok, so what's the reason gan sef? And on top of all dis
matter wey dey ground, wizkid believes that he is amazing.
Hear him.."Oh anytime, they hear my song They say I'm
amazing gan".
Well, it's truly amazing that a small boy like him can make so
much money and stardom with all that lyrical hogwash.
Issorait!

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Education / Ever Wondered Who The First Professor In The World Was? by urbanidris(m): 2:26am On Nov 30, 2014
It always comes to my mind whenever I hear the title 'professor'...who was the first professor?...who gave him(cos I'm pretty sure he was a male) the professorship? How can they(those that gave him) bestow the title on him since they were not professors themselves?...'questions for the gods' I would say...pls provide me answer(s), gods!


#lalasticlala, are you a professor?
Food / Re: Where Does The Word 'garri' Come From? by urbanidris(m): 8:14am On Jul 20, 2014
Dhulqarnain: Dnt really knw.I feel its frm Yoruba language...
dhulqarnain...1st time I'm seen someone using the name...I only read it in quran...nice name bro!
Food / Re: Where Does The Word 'garri' Come From? by urbanidris(m): 8:08am On Jul 20, 2014
experimentist: *modified*

I had a sleepless night making research jx for you @OP, it original word comes frm Chelsea, Gary Cahil.
OMG!...I can't just stop laffin...but Gary Cahill is younger than the age of garri...go more on your research bro!

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