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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 28th April 2022 by utenwuson: 9:42pm On Apr 28, 2022
CR7 should find his way yo bayern since lewa is going... With a playing team, cr7 will bang not less than 50 goals....
How he plays as a striker for a midfield of mctominay and matic with Bruno who gives every ball to the opponent and still scores over 22 goals so far should be a course to study.... Omo, cr7 is the greatest footballer ever in history of mankind....

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Crime / Re: We Were Kidnapped By Southerners In Delta, Handed Over To Fulani For Ransom Nego by utenwuson: 8:02am On Apr 24, 2022
Gten:
I barely escaped this kidnapper's on the 18th of April, 2022.
I was on my way to Lokoja from Anyigba where the state university is situated, just before Ochadamu junction, a gang of about 8 jumped out of the bush and started shooting. I was fortunate that 2 cars were ahead of me. Another set of about 3 came out of the bush just ahead of me but behind the second car, this one's had cutlasses, I quickly engaged the break and brought the car to an abrupt stop. The kidnapper's focused on the first car which gave me time to reverse to a safe distance and turn for the next village.
They operated freely for about 1hr 45 minutes before soldiers came to clear the road.
The kidnapper's had indigenes and fulani members.
I am truly grateful to God for saving me and my family.
I was informed that one of them was arrested. Look at the wicked fool.
the rest has been killed....
As at yesterday, the last among them was caught, they re igalas and few fulani

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Celebrities / Re: Caroline Danjuma: Linda Ikeji Was Part Of The Reasons My Marriage Failed by utenwuson: 8:44pm On Apr 22, 2022
She's saying the truth

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (4 - 0) On 19th April 2022 by utenwuson: 8:53pm On Apr 19, 2022
Do these set of player listen to the coach?

Ronaldo should NEVER play with these set of players ever again.... The mediocre is too much, funny enough, they re well way more paid than these Liverpool players..... No be juju be that?

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Politics / Re: Troops Neutralise IPOB/ESN’s Gang Leader & 25 Others at Orlu by utenwuson: 5:49am On Apr 19, 2022
Nice one army.... Kiiiii all of them.

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Politics / Re: Presidential Pardon: Morale Low In Handling High-profiled Cases – EFCC, ICPC Pro by utenwuson: 5:38am On Apr 18, 2022
Buhari is a very corrupt person.....

He has successfully destroyed every sector, from bad economy to bizarre insecurity to unemployment, bad roads, education... This man is a bad omen...

Bread that use to be 200 is now 600, Kings oil 10 litres I normally supplies schools cooperatives for 5400 is now 15850....

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of This by utenwuson: 11:42am On Apr 17, 2022
rickpat:
this is funny though..

look bro,that thing might be something very sensitive to that girl either from past experience or even her parents...you don't joke with such....some people joke with abusive words for example 'mad man,you be mumu o, you be crase etc'..me I don't take that at all...some people see it as getting close with their partner...it doesn't work for me...so back to your question..your girl may not like that at all...but she would have discussed it with you or maybe she just used it as an opportunity to break up with you...so bro..give her time...if she does not come around...move on...LEARN YOUR LESSON...SOME PEOPLE TAKE EVERYTHING LITERALLY..LEARN TO JOKE WISELY AND WITH MATURITY...using abusive words as joke doesn't show you're are free with your partner..there are a million ways to joke with the right words. .good luck
you de mad....
Politics / Re: 2023: Osinbajo ‘A Pawn On The Chessboard’ – Seye Oladejo by utenwuson: 10:00am On Apr 12, 2022
As if pawns don't checkmates

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Real Madrid UCL (1 - 3) On 6th April 2022 by utenwuson: 9:37pm On Apr 06, 2022
With Benzema, Madrid will even bear that same barca 3 nil..... Benzema is the best presently in the world
Politics / Re: 2023: Yahaya Bello Officially Declares To Run For President by utenwuson: 2:59pm On Apr 02, 2022
Yahaya Bello coming is sacrosanct.... If you think insecurity is our problem and you re not thinking gyb, you re wrong.

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Family / Re: His Wife Doesn't Appreciate House-keeping Allowance Of N50,000. by utenwuson: 9:33pm On Mar 21, 2022
Go to market oga, buy food stuffs, you have frigde, cook stew with cow head and store, do white okro n keep, buy provisions and all, don't give her a Dime, tell her you want to see how the 50k isn't enough, that's why you want to manage the house for some month and and see if there's a need to add.
Romance / Re: Man Bought ₦125M Duplex In Lekki For His 19-Year-Old Side Chick by utenwuson: 7:06pm On Mar 16, 2022
Alexxx2000:
If I was that client of yours, I will sue you. How will you bring up such information to the public? He paid you to render a service for him and now, you have. Then stop ranting about his personal life.
you no gada sense for this mata, if you sue him, it will escalate the mats and your wife will divorce you, scatter your home or even kiii you
Health / Re: Nursing Mother Loses Her 3-Month-Old Baby At A Crèche by utenwuson: 7:01am On Mar 07, 2022
Three month baby in school already?

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Education / Re: How Can Someone Who Lost His First School Leaving Certificate Get It Back? by utenwuson: 9:33pm On Mar 04, 2022
vikgreen01:


Hello good evening bro.. this really cracked me up… I’m just in a messy situation of presenting a fslc for an application nd it dawn on me that the school I attended has folded up… i have always didn’t bother as people refers to pry certificate as irrelevant…. I have read thread tired nd the opts they giving seems I will b dealing with heaps of difficulties….. Can I get some help from mom pls…
chat me up on 07038343473, its a simple stuff
Career / Re: How To Manage Your Salary Wisely by utenwuson: 12:30pm On Mar 03, 2022
Mammangaddafi:
who dash you 200k?...una go just dey lie up and down
lol.... Very funny, 200k, do you know me?
Career / Re: How To Manage Your Salary Wisely by utenwuson: 12:54pm On Mar 02, 2022
Salary these days is just to feed us.... 200k for whole 30 days is bizarre.....

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Business / Re: Share Your Worst Banking Experience by utenwuson: 1:31pm On Feb 21, 2022
Me at UBA lokoja, wanted to withdraw money to travel, next thing my atm got trapped, I went into the bank and ask for my card, after 40 minutes they kept saying I should wait, when I told the customer service girl to give me my card which was visibly in her hand, she says she want to verify, I lost my cool and almost slapped her, I dragged all the three cards in her hands and slam her computer, the idiott manager ran out, I told her to resign, she says camera is there that I should calm down.... I insulted everyone in that bank

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Celebrities / Re: P-Square's Performance In Liberia: Massive Crowd (Video, Pictures) by utenwuson: 9:49pm On Feb 15, 2022
ntyce:
I'll advise the duo to relocate permanently to Liberia or Sierra Leone...

It's obvious they have more fans there
I swear..... They can only pull these kinda crowd in a free entry gate fee in a local country such as these you mentioned

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Celebrities / Re: P-Square's Performance In Liberia: Massive Crowd (Video, Pictures) by utenwuson: 9:48pm On Feb 15, 2022
They re wise, going by their tour in local country... Next should be Togo follow by congo

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Mercy Eke Brags As Her Fans Surprise Her With Val Gifts by utenwuson: 6:47am On Feb 15, 2022
Utowo
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Boards Private Jet, Eats Jollof Rice Onboard (video) by utenwuson: 3:44pm On Feb 14, 2022
Very funny guy.... Imoblie plane

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Celebrities / Re: Pregnant Seyi Shay Shares Baby Bump Photos (Video) by utenwuson: 8:53pm On Feb 12, 2022
I'm so happy for her..... Shame on tiwa
Politics / Re: TheEmefieleDisaster: Nigerians Call Out Emefiele On Twitter by utenwuson: 4:52am On Feb 12, 2022
How this man got his second tenure as cbn governor is still baffling....
I don't think he has done anything positive since he assume office, but the effontary to try to run for Presidency is an effontary to run maddd

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Family / Re: What Is Your Preferred Gender When It Comes To Having Children by utenwuson: 9:48pm On Feb 05, 2022
Boys only.... I'm a landlord in a student logde and I don't pray for a girl child from what I'm seeing

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Celebrities / Re: Man Complains About Hanks Anuku's 'Pitiable Living Condition' (Video) by utenwuson: 6:13pm On Feb 05, 2022
Dankovich1:


Greetings Mr Slawormiir
I want to correct an Impression of your Hard Niggar and Pussy Ass Niggar issues according to your own illustrations.

One playing a role he's good at during movie casting doesn't makes him/her look other wise. Then comes to life in reality that one smokes or do all kinds of drugs don't always make him/tough, I don see scenarios were all this Weed Lords from the hood were I grow up from in ABA,Abia State their bunk is called (Black Kingdom) poo on their pants when they are been caught by ordinary vigilante, only me go dey ask my guys that year weather na this one be the same guy wey dey form GALADIMA for the whole hood.

Same goes to niggars that appears to be decent and cool, but when you hear of their action in a public space where they are not well known to be cool, it will be worse than that of terrorist or a hired assassin.


So in summary of my talk is that being a real Niggar or Pussy Niggar is in built or by influence, not by what you take.
damn niggggar, damn
Celebrities / Re: Nigerians React To Obi Cubana’s First Son, Alex’s Grades In School (Photos) by utenwuson: 11:14am On Feb 05, 2022
He might be brilliant, he may just be average, but trust private primary and secondary school at your own peril..... Very funny things happening there....

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Celebrities / Re: MC Tagwaye Celebrates Tein Jack-rich As He Marks Birthday by utenwuson: 6:29pm On Jan 29, 2022
Happy birthday destiny Etiko boyfriend

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TV/Movies / Re: Kayowa Kayode Liberty Dupes Victims N1.6m (Photo, Video) by utenwuson: 3:15pm On Jan 24, 2022
How did he dupe you.... The story no Complete.

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Investment / Re: EFCC Docks Funmi Adenmosun For Alleged N26.6bn Investment Fraud In Lagos by utenwuson: 11:00pm On Jan 21, 2022
The next should be chimark group CEO.... He's defrauding so many people as we speak that they will get 20,30percent ROI monthly..... He's in Enugu.
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by utenwuson: 10:37pm On Jan 21, 2022
Good evening house, my wife is pregnant, let's say 7 to 8 weeks.... It's been hell for me, I pity her so much, she can't eat, drink and feels weak, anything she takes, she vomit even ordinary water or Lipton.... What can we do please.
I can't even go to work. I love my wife, seeing her in this condition is breaking me.

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Sports / Re: The Balon D'or Vs FIFA Best: Which Is A More Prestigious Soccer Award? by utenwuson: 3:34pm On Jan 19, 2022
Balon dor gat it's recognition when fifa merge with it, presentlg fifa the best is way better and command more cos its all the country coaches and captain that votes whereas, Balon dor votes are cast by journalists

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Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello Watches Super Eagles Win Against Sudan (Video) by utenwuson: 12:37pm On Jan 16, 2022
He will soon say they are asking hum to run.....

Yaya please run mad

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