₦airaland Forum

@aus123
Thanks man ,i dnt understand.
When i posted a thread 4gabby she was very quick to say,I HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
Then i asked in real, or in Nairaland she said in real.Minutes latter she created nd posted a love letters thread2 crazykid a Nairalander.,I DID NOT COMPLAIN.
@gabby

Did u ask before i created ur thread?
Did u ever said u care a bit or a damm about me.
Did u ever give me a chance,or made me feel important?
Did u ever send me a love note or at least a kind ?
DID YOU EVER? DID YOU EVER?

@gabby
RE: Gabby
Adahna
No include me in this now, I have dumped Uyimen a long time ago.

What are those harsh talk about?
Oh! I c , pat is the issue right?
Come off that gabby she crossed ur parts in no way, just let her be.
Is about us.

@ gabby,
Talk to me what making you mad at me now!
What Gabby?what?

@Gabby, good to hear from you ,
Dont like the way you are sounding,have i offended you in any way?

No shakes

@tommy and aus ,go settle your problems outside. @Patwhizkid
What test are you talking about? Let of hear it.

Babe, you are a right princess you need a right prince, through the lonely days you can count on me. Soon i will row out your throne and put a crown on you.
You need someone that will stand tall by you and respect you wit all his heart.
GIRL YOU NEED SOMEONE LIKE ME.

Adahna, sorry too busy to talk wit you,take a bow.
Patwhizkid. Am fine ,how was ur night?

Oh yeah! I do .so whats up? Say a word and i will bring it to pass.
Give me a task and i will accomplish seven more for you.But
I have to sleep now,it has been a work filled night,i have a test on monday morning.

In search of diamond i found gold.
In search of red in found a priceless blue rose.
In search of Asian Queen. I found my Africa QUEEN.

An America man and a Nigerian man visited a spiritual priest to have their wishes granted.
After fulfilling all tasks,the priest gave them a very bitter liquid to drink, after which there first wish wud be granted.
The Nigerian drank and said i wish for dollars,immediately dollars fell on him.
The American drank the liquid ,because it was so bitter he forgot his wish and shouted Bullshit and Bull dumps fell on him.

Patwhizkid, you want me to open a new thread for you? Whats wrong wit this one? Ok, if you want it,fine i will open it now,but i need you to give me a topic to use for the new thread.
Give me some ideal,

I did a quick check on ur profile on my desktop,and i saw ur pic gabby and urs Patwhizkid.
You gals are cool.
Grabby is that truely you? You are beautiful,same wit you Patwhizkid you are cute.

Uyimen, i have 6 bfs already, i wanna make u no. 7, if u don't mind. And u are all gonna wed me @ d same tym, same church, same dress code & u will all bring vultures with tribal marks, 7 each.


get serious you are not a small girl,

Hmm. . . So finally your intention was for another reason. . . Typical


Gabby, dont understand, that.
what my intension? for what reson?

dont miss understand me ooooooo

Crazykid, jealousy you? Over what?
I beg go sleep.
Tommy ,sorry oh, is one of those things.take heart maybe she lost interest. Lol.
Gabby,how bros?

So, Patwhizkid wats up?
Nice to meet you,on a different platform now. So wats ur gist?
Hope you wil not start shouting like gabby ,''i have a bf''.

Gabby,aus, pls wait.
Just want you to help me ask Patwhizkid for a real identity .why
She wants to be a guy? I dont understand.

Crazykid, i suggest you print a copy of that love letter out and fix one on ur door post.
Remember its a loff letter and not a love letter,from a virtual loff. Lol, there is a difference.

Patwhizkid,we need to talk.

Gabby,ur bf is not in nairaland,i wonder what you called CRAZYKID in that ur love letter to him.
Patwhizkid,told me he is a guy, but now a young girl,
SHOCKING REVELATIONS FROM MY BEST FRIENDS.
What a day!
A painful one indeed.

So who are you now? Patwhizkid

I remember,the last time i asked you said you cant give it out,ur wife will not approve of it,i remember clearly about that.

Ok, fire on,wit the deal, am all ears.

Patwhizkid. Is he just a virtual friend to her? how serious do you think she is wit him?
I have a 2yrs practise programme in
Singapore probably starting next year. So i was excited to learn that she leaves in Malaysia. Am
Just tying to make a friend in advance.

Whats the deal? Spell it out.
But before you do,pls help me out here.i know you are smart.
Its about this gabby girl. Am tripping for her,do you think it will work?

Patwhizkid. Pls you have got to help me remember pls. Am sorry i forgot ,we talk a lot on NL and i cant remember a deal wit you.

Lol, easy crazykid, you have no hold on her yet.Grabby is a brilliant girl, she is still single and independent with a free will over her mind.
Her will belongs to her not you.

Gabby talk 2 me na

Patwhizkid what deal?

Passers-by usually stop by the side wall of Mr Obi's house to urinate,and the smell was so bad.Displeased by this ill act at has lingered on for so long now, he wrote the usual public notice, DO NOT URINATE HERE BY ORDER!
They urinate even more.
Then he got a brilliant idea, he rephrased the notice to read;
PLEASE HELP ME URINATE HERE, A NATIVE DOCTOR NEEDS SOME SAND SOAKED WITH HUMAN URINE.
That day his ordeal ended.