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I jst got a mail from pushcv dat my interview has bn declined bcs my profile does nt match d job...Na me send dem make dem tempt me wit salary nd who tld dem i dnt hv d two yrs experience,wen i offerd d course in 200level nd 400level,pls is dat nt two yrs experience? Pushcv,shd find engineerin,oil nd gas jobs nd giv us,if nt am no longa findin dis tin funny

Abdulleeh:
Its ok. Caucasian, its high time you made the move. Pinkieblue is already falling. Btw, you guys shouldn't derail this thread.

no mind dem,i jst dey watch dem...i wonda weda na here dem wan toast,propose nd marry...pls guys dis is pushcv nt pushmarriage

Pinkieblue:
have u gotten any job offer ?

that guy stil dey stage 1 o,no mind am.if am lyin,lets ask him to produce his certificates

UNN postgraduate form is out

PLSHELEP:
I'm currently viewing the site and it's got about 8 interview postings being listed at the moment, with each having 30 slots. Highest salary is 6million naira per annum, lowest is 600k per annum. Most are business and secretary related, there's a web developer one and a quite weird security supervisor with a requirement of being part of the police force (no one has applied, there are 20 slots)... Slots have going fast for the personal assistant and secretary jobs but overall it's looking good.
I'm refreshing constantly to see when an engineering job would come along.

same here,am seein doz 8 interviews,cnt apply 4 any,dis is anoda laziness on pushcv's path,i tink dey usd screen d jobs to our chosen area,wetin concern me wit police man job wen am lukin 4 engineerin jobs,d whole process is jst scatterd

SomBaby:
@ Causacian or Blo jobber
You can never get me off your mind...can you?
You can't help me mentioning me in your posts psycho...please get well...you need serious help...From NNPCrecruitment thread to Push CV...looking for a job(your favorite of course...BLO JOB)!...I thought you have been told where to look for such...
Please and please do not bring your filth into this thread psycho....
NB...Your gossip brought me into this thread

Lol,who summoned ur spirit here..Guess ur best frnd,no mind d guy,but u no try o,u don expose d kind job whr d guy dey find...Nxt time say it codedly pls

Pinkieblue:
What exactly are u going to market ,
it better not be GNLD products
GNLD marketers be scamming people since 100BC

dey r into forex...Omo dis pushcv na video game,too much gamblin.Unda 10minutes d 20 slots don disappear 4 my clear eye...Naija na so una lyk moni Chei

Hmmm...Dis marketin job is vry temptin,alreadi lickin my hands nd countin d millions...Bt pushcv i nid related jobs...Pls hw lng doz it tak b4 a job offer expires,cos i cnt use my fone 2do,d online interview nd am afraid ppl wud rush d slots

Caucasian:
Haha ha ha hahaha ha ha ... ... she was disvirgined by a mechanical bull ..... hahaha hahahaha and then later died of mass hemorrhage. .. haha haha ha ha ha ha *still laughing seriously*

lyk seriously,r u ok? *checks temperature* 3500¤C...ur condition is beyond critical

Pinkieblue:
Coffee ? U dnt want 2 sleep s0 that u won't miss any action ba ?

Lol,i dnt wnt to miss one bit.d movie is gettin interestin

Abdulleeh:
Lol. The next thing you'll see is "pinkyblue, I just sent you a PM. I want to ask you for the address of pushcv head office in Anambra. Include your address too if you don't mind".

Lol,lets nt blame d guy,him don hunt job tire,sote na pinkyblue him don dey hunt.mayb she hs job to giv him,cos dat guy dey find all types of job...*sippin hot coffee nd watchin dem*

Abdulleeh:
Ok na. While am here hunting for job, Caucasian is busy hunting for babe. Issokay o. @pinkyblue, come to his rescue please

no mind d guy i dey watch am since,omo see scopes,na so dem dey start.nw he wan claim scofield,anoda toastin tactics.we r all hunters so let evry1 hunt wateva dey want

I wonda why some of u r failin stage 4,ova nd ova again,e be lyk say,una go giv me d contract...As una no sabi play video game..Me allow pushcv stress my little brain again,afta makin me retake d test dat time up to 4 times...Bt meanwhil am a 4 star general i neva see any interview o

Caucasian:
Ha ha ha ha ha ... no one is above mistake now ...hehehehe ..so u know babacha ?? But dat guy own no be mistake ooo..his own is genetic grammar problem
He cannot come here to read... he dun too mess up himself for nnpc thread. He dun go hide him face for somewhere. I really feel for him.. haha ..
You were born and brought up in lag ba ??

hehen...I wud tell babacha 4u,dnt wory wen trouble starts in dat thread again,i wud copy nd paste dis ur comment,dnt beg me o

Pinkieblue:
Dear lord Please save me from this PhD in job hunting, so that uyosolo can rejoice with me

Amen o,vry soon u wud get ur trophy.Nd we wud all rejoice...Haba u don try faa,na machine gun i dey hunt am for am

Adenirandorothy:
@PinkieBlue,I thought I saw you on NIS threat or am I mistaken?

na hunter she be nw,why shud u be suprisd?

i dnt undastnd all d rubbish on deir site...can som1 pls explain 2 me

Caucasian:
Owon mi ... aba di eh.. aba ke mor ?? mba ke lagos.
Afo mbok no mi numba fo

hmm...Caucasian,i hail u o,whr u go learn all dis ibibio?I den fine nd I dey abj,i wud pm u my numba

Folksyharry:
both of us graduated 2013 n finished serving Feb 2015. I don't want 2 giv his name bt dis should a little clue if we r in d same wet

i knw,dats my set,guess his name starts wit f,d guy dat stole somtin 4rm me,Lol.I rep WEOT

Folksyharry:
Portharcourt Refinery and Petrochemical company
We both graduated from Petroleum Training Institute.
they called him for test abt 2mnths 2 wen we were abt 2 pass out from NYSC and was given d job officially 2days ago.
but we don't know how they were able 2 get his info. maybe they got from his dept. he was really exceptional in school and studied an attractive course (Petroleum and Gas Processing Engineering)

hmm...Do i knw dis guys,u sound lik my set,nd i cn guess who u r talkin abt

My names plenty 4 d list o,i dnt knw wich of dem is mine,bt i suspect d one wit 4 stars..Abeg pushcv brng bck my dashboard.Dis video game self,una final bozz no dey end!!!

final 5000.... Is sortin nd blockin permitted?

i jst got a mail dat we shd retake stage 4,who wnts to go first?

Pprovost:
UNIBEN

tnks.i hrd dat b4,i wasnt sure...guess i hv to confirm directly 4rm d sch

nice thread...is dere any possibilities 4 doz wit hnd to do masters direct,nd wich of d schs?

Abdulleeh:
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Retake what? Like I like to

shoo! Pushcv dey smoke,retake wetin,afta makin me repeat d questions 3 times,abeg i dnt wnt to enta psychatric hospital...tnk God d video game is almost ova...i pray super mario wud find his princess

Fredoh:
Ok thanks boss! I appreciate, but I know some few ways to identify scammers generally, like they will ask u for money and some others favors and I even tried googling the so called NNPC human maager they wrote there and it wasn't showing anything, but I really don't know how to identify a real NNPC job advert! Could you help pls?

its a gradual process,dey wud surely as 4 moni as u go on...anytime an email ends wit yahoo.com or gmail.com raise ur eye brows,companies hv deir personal mail...also u knw d stages of evry recruitment process,its nt jst given freely...neva fall 2d maleficent prestigations of dis scammers

Fredoh:
brother, I will like us to talk one on one. I really when to COMFIRM come things from you. BBM: 2b806241 thanks!

I received a mail from a recruitment site about NNPC recruitment, on:http://www.jobspire.com.ng/job,vacancy,8366,1,graduates,NIGERIAN-NATIONAL-PETROLEUM-CORPORATION-FEDERAL-RECRUITMENT-2015,Abuja.html
But I'm doubting it, especially the part:Contact Human Resources Manager: Mr Oseni Abubarka  mohamed on 08145829343 for application process and directives for the recruitment form.Also address all Curriculum Vitae to (nnpc.nigeria44@yahoo.com)
I haven't called the number yet, cos I trust you Nairal
anders will give me an experienced directives. Thanks! I need comments from you guys pls is that how the NNPC recruit or is this a scam?

its a scam,run 4 ur life

hmm...i wish i had done stage 4 b4,i no lik all dis magomago o...push cv tak time or we wud write stage 4 d 3rd time

Caucasian:
What ? ? three against one ?? Well, i am more than equal to the task. But u sounded very funny with your AKWA IBOM accent. try something else.

mbok!!! yakmaiiii... Who release dis one 4rm cage...u nid to be tied up&beaten,to drive all doz evil spirits in u...so dat u wunt end up in 14yrs jail,bcs of d type of job u r lukin 4

Pinkieblue:
U left babacha,caucasian and sombaby over there n0w u are here, hahahahahaha, pushcv na adventure t0 wonder land.
Guess what ? Am stalking u

Lol...am nt safe again o*hides face*...na evrywhr i dey cause commotion

mrtidier:
urchbarbie, i guess you aced it. I trust you

sure...she finishd work...am so scared to do mine