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Una dull o... Wich primary sch una go self
D answa is E U r Teresa

Lmao....i was an innocent child i neva did any of dat...
Who remembers dis rhyme
Adidle didle, d cat and d fiddle D cat jump ova d moon, D little dog laugh ah ha To see such sport, And d dish ran away with d spoon


Hope i get am rit

Psychopath mood.... He is hungry for blood...he has bn watching too much Chinese films

EbonyX:
I stay in kuje, lanto road to be precise and didnt hear anything. Seeing the news here

It sounded like a close gun shot,i was wondering who shots gun by dat time.

Guess it also happened in nyanya, cos i cnt imagine doz in karu hearin d sound from Kuje..

God wud protect and keep us all in dis country

This r d known kids... Wat of d unknown ones dat whr given birth to by ugly girls or d ones in d village

Chei.... I wana be like 2baba

Who wud be my baby mama

Ugly girls dnt even tink abt it

Jst got an invite for d test and interview in Abuja... Pls wats d format for d test

I love this... Students need to be taught independence at an early stage, write wat u know nd leave d rest to God..
As for me i dnt nid to separate dem like dis to catch cheats...my students wud miss me, u cnt outsmart an old soldier

mubarak001:
Re u a PT1 alumnus?
Honetsly, I never knw weda Shlum don brk our hrt until news start to fly.

Yes i am,dnt wnt to reveal my identity so dat i dnt get kidnapped... Lets still be hopin

No. 3... I cnt take 5 cos hv bn huzzlin for job since my OND days...i cnt decipher why i dey pass written test, but dey fail online test well well

Hope dey wud Contact us lata

mubarak001:
didnt you recieve a system generated msg frm shlum that they dont have vacancy for the position you applied for and that if any come up, they will contact you?

Yes i received dat..bt my application in deir website was declined..guess u r frm my sch

ibksolar:
Just one person out of about 30 that made it to the interview stage has been given the offer letter so far.


He'd resume this weekend in France.

Wow,who was that and what of us dat our interviews where placed on hold

aiikay:
Perhaps I've done justice to the numerous requests here. The only 'recharge card' I would need from you is to forward same to the very more that will still request; and as well forwarding me any newer/different material in your possession!

Pls send it 2me uyobong2010@gmail.com

icebanks8:
Good evening friends, please I want to make enquiries on the PGD form...I'm a batch C corp member serving in kebbi state and to pass out on October 15th ( 2015 ), thou I graduated in a polytechnic from Institute of management and Technology Enugu, with an upper credit ( 3.32 ) in Civil Engineering.
Please I want to know the details:
* sale of form deadline
* cost of form
* assumed tuition fees
* and if they undertake screening test ( but truly, I don't like the test, it always skips my heart ).

Pls, any useful information, should contact me on 07033933581 or email: okoloudehcollins@yahoo.com

Deadline is 30th of October
11,000 for form 4000 for prospectus
150-168k
No screening test, but make sure your transcript gets dere on time

dozzynet:
Greetings to you bro. Pls i am interested in uniport pg study. Can i get your contact for some enquiry?

Google it... But hv sent u a PM

UNIPORT 2015/2016 Postgraduate admission forms are out.
Pls i need idea of d sch fees for pgd in Mechanical engineering and please when are we suppose to send our transcript

Am trying to guess where he got dat gene from, his mum or dad? All doz stealing una dey do, including stealin biro, pencil, ppls notebook nd handout, pants, giraffin, stealin meat from ur mother's pot, dere is alwys a payday... Remind urself how u stopped nd bliev he wud stop... Dnt be afraid

Pls hw much is d salary, i wnt to calculate my tithe

we must survive

Hmm.... Dis ppl self, why publish my story wen am stil alive... my broda am comin to join u vry soon in hell...dere is no diff wen u live in hell on earth,tho hell is hotter nd dere is no hope in hell...why som ppl r dere envyin ppl alive som ppl r envyin d dead...cos a dead man seems peaceful nd out of d sorrows of dis world...bt its whr ur soul goes d@ matters alot.
Som ppl r quick to judge cos dey dnt knw hw real depression feels, d world is so full of comparisons,quick 2call odas weak nd call demselves strong,humans passin comments wen dey dnt knw d true meaning of life...somtims life is nt abt money money money or pride,d world is full of vanities nd we wud all die someday weda we like it or nt...our parents nd society r nt helpin instead dey r Killin d more,it takes doz dat hv bn in d shoes d@ knw hw 2hlp odas,i wish i had met him b4 nw
D truth is dat suicide is nt an option its beta to bargain wit God to cut short ur life...it takes God to giv som1 true peace in dis world....bt wat of wen it seems God is nt listening.... Nd who cn he turn to? humans dat compare? I bliev life is tough nd it takes d tough to overcome,it takes faith nd hope in God to bliev tins wud get better someday,i wud neva stop goin on my knees 2pray 4d depressed til my knees hurt.... I jst wish we humans cn stop all diz our wickedness nd negativity tinkin we r helpin or advicin dem.....parents go nd study psychology nd stop destroyin ur child, God wud surely hold u accountable
Rest in peace bro,tho i knw suicide takes u straight to hell,its d soul dat matters nd am saying dis to even d livin

The fear of Sai baba,is the end of corruption

Pinkieblue:
You again.......

U again too...r u a monitoring spirit?
Am nt safe again, d enemies in my village r afta me,dem don follow me come Nnpc thread,dey want to take dis job 4rm me *crying and running *

Caucasian:
My dear I hope u have been reading comments on this thread? Can't u see that they are all bunch of funny people?

And don't mind pinkieblue oooooo she has joined them in comedy. Uyosolo thought her.

Nah me teach am? abi na u dey teach am calculus inside empty classroom

VivaDeAngelo:
Lol......Please bro remind me their job description again,I suddenly forgot.

Caucasian and pinkieblue job description
1.derailing the thread
2.acting romeo nd juliet abi married again
3.eatin free suya frm abdulleh nd nt payin
4.givin ppl false hope(especially pinkieblue)
5.looking for my attention

VivaDeAngelo:
Lol......Please bro remind me their job description again,I suddenly forgot.

Caucasian and pinkieblue job description
1.derailing the thread
2.acting romeo nd juliet abi married again
3.eatin free suya frm abdulleh nd nt payin
4.givin ppl false hope(especially pinkieblue)
5.looking for my attention


Feel free to add urs....

Pinkieblue:
Awwwwwwww....
Pls don't make me cry....

pls cry jare...Let me bring cup self,so dat u cn cry nd fill it...Afta all its only u nd caucasian pushcv gav job *hissing*

jst passing nd observing... no comments

Abdulleeh:

Is that how short Caucasian really is? Pinkie uyosolo is a tall guy. Please consider him

vry vry short,his head dey stop 4 my waist,dats why u neva see him standin to snap,alwys sittin on a chair,whr him leg no dey reach ground...

Consider who?When d pope marries,i wud marry

Abdulleeh:

Crazy dude. Where u enter go hide?

Lol...i went to my village,to scatter d love btw,caucusian and pinkieblue,cos i dnt wnt dem to born short ppl

They say a patient dog eats d fatest bone....be patient guys,hold on,pushcv hs somtin gud 4us...Jst relax,by d time my grand daughta borns pushcv wud hv given som1 a job
By d way,i saw wan man wearin corporate suit nd sellin suya,i wantd to shout Abdulleh.

Please can someone with HND, apply for masters directly