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PoliticsRe: . by uzeba(m): 1:48pm On Jan 11, 2015
Life is too short to waste tym!!
PoliticsRe: Military Repel Boko Haram Attacks In Damaturu by uzeba(m): 8:48pm On Jan 10, 2015
God is ur muscle!!
PoliticsRe: Attack On PDP Campaign Vehicles At Bauchi Road, Jos by uzeba(m): 8:39pm On Jan 10, 2015
When they dont even knows who will win the election!!
What if PDP win!!
Then they will ...........!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Breaking:Suicide Bomber Kills Twenty In Maiduguri Chicken Market by uzeba(m): 8:22pm On Jan 10, 2015
It will surely end dis year!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Baga Escapee Narrates Ordeal by uzeba(m): 8:16pm On Jan 10, 2015
Nawa oo!! What of those that can't escape!!
Only God can help us!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Photos:meet 75 Year Old Woman Who Dresses Like A Teenager by uzeba(m): 8:10pm On Jan 10, 2015
Maybe she no play when she small !!
PoliticsRe: Febuary 14 Election: We Never Plan To Spoil Valentine's Day For You - INEC by uzeba(m): 1:20am On Jan 10, 2015
Who is talking of valentine when tension may be on air then!!

Isn't from calm heart love cometh?
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Were In Her Shoes,what Will You Do by uzeba(m): 1:16am On Jan 10, 2015
I will advice her to visit TB JOSHUA!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: These Facts Will Make Some Women Cranky by uzeba(m): 1:06am On Jan 10, 2015
I have alwayz shown my respect to women!
RomanceRe: BUSTED !!! The New Face Of Runs-girls: A Must-read For Every Guy. by uzeba(m): 1:02am On Jan 10, 2015
Dude! A maga is alwayz a maga!!
Some guyz after reading this will still fall for the same trap!!



Tanx man!
#noted![color=#000099][/color]
PoliticsRe: Broom Sellers Laud APC For Staging Rally In Bayelsa by uzeba(m): 12:45am On Jan 10, 2015
Corruption free Nigeria begins with me and u!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Photos Of Norwegian Prison Where Inmates Live Like Kings by uzeba(m): 12:41am On Jan 10, 2015
No wonder people commit intentionally!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Thread For Nairaland Teens. by uzeba(m): 12:25am On Jan 10, 2015
Just observing!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: How We Shower During Harmattan.. Lol by uzeba(m): 12:21am On Jan 10, 2015
U suppose to ask first if some people take their bath?

As for me! I run on vapourize steam!!
I mean very hot!!
PoliticsRe: We Have Failed Nigeria – President Jonathan <premium times> by uzeba(m): 12:13am On Jan 10, 2015
New script everyday!!
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Prostitutes To Declare Three Days Of Free S3x If Buhari Wins by uzeba(m): 12:02am On Jan 10, 2015
Freedom of speech have turned to another thing entirely!!
PoliticsRe: It’s ​turn Of ​south-east​​ To Produce Nigeria’s President After 2019 – Okorocha by uzeba(m): 11:20pm On Jan 09, 2015
Finish one first!!
ComputersRe: You Can’t Block Mark Zuckerberg On Facebook by uzeba(m): 1:30pm On Jan 03, 2015
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an
argument when you realize you’re wrong.
PhonesRe: 6 Things You Should Know Before Buying A Mobile Phone by uzeba(m): 10:50pm On Jan 02, 2015
who said i dont nid enemies,ok lemme ask u.in whose presence would almighty God prepare my table?..
Nairaland GeneralRe: New Year Countdown Thread (tracking The New Year As It Arrives Around The World) by uzeba(m): 1:12am On Jan 01, 2015
SuperMartins:
Bros..happy neq yr grin
same to u gee!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: New Year Countdown Thread (tracking The New Year As It Arrives Around The World) by uzeba(m): 1:10am On Jan 01, 2015
Adaobi12:
. nice resolution hon. happy new year
same to u dear!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: New Year Countdown Thread (tracking The New Year As It Arrives Around The World) by uzeba(m): 9:30pm On Dec 31, 2014
Adaobi12:
. asi. you must pay me oh.* holds him on banana boxer.* you must pay me oh.......
ada! If is u!! I wont mind spendin my last kobo on u!! #seriously!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Five (5) Things Indian Movies Taught Us!! by uzeba(op):
lol
Nairaland GeneralFive (5) Things Indian Movies Taught Us!! by uzeba(op): 4:15pm On Dec 31, 2014
5 things Indian movies taught us are:
1.Atleast one of the identical twins
born is evil..!!
2.While defusing a bomb,don't
worry which wire to cut,you will
always choose the right one!!
3.A hero will show no pain while
getting beaten up but will show
pain when a womanis trying to
clean his wound..!!
4.A police can solve a case only
when he is suspended from duty..!!
5.(Best of all)If you decide to start
dancing onstreet,everyone you meet
will know the step..!!smileywink
TV/MoviesRe: Five (5) Things Indian Movies Taught Us!! by uzeba(op): 4:06pm On Dec 31, 2014
Mutuwa:
The bad buy will always stumble on a weapon during a final fight with the protagonist,use it to either kill his mom,sis or girl friend tied to a post,thereby vexing the latter to give him a finishing move (mugambo) most especially.
lol!! Exactly!!
TV/MoviesFive (5) Things Indian Movies Taught Us!! by uzeba(op): 1:14pm On Dec 31, 2014
Are :
1.Atleast one of the identical twins
born is evil..!!
2.While defusing a bomb,don't
worry which wire to cut,you will
always choose the right one!!
3.A hero will show no pain while
getting beaten up but will show
pain when a womanis trying to
clean his wound..!!
4.A police can solve a case only
when he is suspended from duty..!!
5.(Best of all)If you decide to start
dancing onstreet,everyone you meet
will know the step..!!smileywink
TV/MoviesFive (5) Things Indian Movies Taught Us!! by uzeba(op): 1:05pm On Dec 31, 2014
Are listed below!
1.Atleast one of the identical twins
born is evil..!!
2.While defusing a bomb,don't
worry which wire to cut,you will
always choose the right one!!
3.A hero will show no pain while
getting beaten up but will show
pain when a womanis trying to
clean his wound..!!
4.A police can solve a case only
when he is suspended from duty..!!
5.(Best of all)If you decide to start
dancing onstreet,everyone you meet
will know the step..!!smileywink
Nairaland GeneralRe: New Year Countdown Thread (tracking The New Year As It Arrives Around The World) by uzeba(m): 12:59pm On Dec 31, 2014
"I have decided not to focus on my past again so, If I owe you
money I am sorry" ‪#‎ forget‬it#
RomanceRe: Nairalanders With The Most Handsome Faces by uzeba(m): 10:28pm On Dec 18, 2014
Ur list ko!
ComputersRe: Used White Aspire One Mini Computer For Sale 25k..slightly Negotiatble. by uzeba(m): 10:25am On Dec 16, 2014
Even at 22000! I would still buy it!! But i stay in kano!! I need mini laptop badly!! Whatapp! 08188763313
CelebritiesRe: Stella Damasus Confirms Daniel Adenimokun As Her Man, Denies 'Stealing' Him. by uzeba(m): 10:13am On Dec 16, 2014
Sometimes, I tink am dating MTN! I go 2 bed wit a
txt & wake up wit a txt msg. It's either they're
calling me or begging me 2 subscribe 2 one tin or d
other.
CelebritiesRe: Davido And Wizkid Reconcile, Party Together In Lagos. [photos] by uzeba(m): 9:52pm On Dec 15, 2014
Cholls:
my brother Joel Osteen tongue
hw do u mean?

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