₦airaland Forum

bussieboi:
I dey here they battle for igwe
U just stroll enta carry am
Lailai
Am too pained to let t go

don't worry! I will compensate u with a reasonable position!

bussieboi:
This same cutestcuty ya giving crown has a Scandal underground

She's not clean

With the help of Sahara reporters we would expose all of u

if u like blow whistle from now till tomorrow!

nothing go happen!
my boys are everywhere!

bussieboi:
We shall see

Wen weeping and gnashing of teeth during this tenure starts

U all shall regret crowning this fraud as king

hahaha (*how king go dey laugh lyk dis sef*).
why are u murmuring? just move on

let's join hands and move this ministry to the permanent site!

bussieboi:
Partners in crim Kuje prison for u all

we are under the same political party!
meaning sey immunity cover us!

cutestcuty84:
Congratulations baby...May ur reign be smooth....
This ur kingship came as a surprise though,I never imagined it.

thanks dear!
don't b surprise oooo! because, there's nothing God can't do!

Gentlelord:
Eledumare by your Grace I was able to pilot this page for the past 100pages and now am now xyz.
I salute all the xyz's and Chiefs in this ilya, thanks for your unalloyed support
To Queen Christly99 thanks for being by my side, your unending love and support made this jigsaw easier.

Greetings to High Chief Chumaster xyz, High Chief Knacker xyz , High Chief Cutestcuty84 xyz
and to our new King A.B Uzeba may your reign know Peace and if possible lead us to a new king that will then lead us to camp.

I bembemstically gyrate salutations to bussieboi bashnigga mustack segunk1 chriswazo mrletsgo mandibeauty sparkle4u phunkposh angelswt habby03 ceasarx et al may you all walk and never stumble.

To all PCM and ex CM who contributed to the success to this platform, you guys are woggedly karid.

All Hail the King Uzeba

During my reign over 95% saw their name in the Nysc Senate and of which over 90% successfully registered, even if persons like myself are yet to successfully make payments and in turn print out the GREEN CARD. I believe all this will be done in the era of the new King.

3 GBOZA for NYSC 2017 BATCH A

(( ( GBOZA ) ))
(( ( (( ( GBOZA ) )) ) ))
( (( ( (( ( (( ( (( GBOOOZAAAAA )) ) )) ) )) ) ))

thank you very much!
My first task is to thank my predecessor and friend Gentlelord for his 100pages of service to batch 17a.

jtwest:
His Royal imperial Majesty in his Highness
May your reign be less stressful for pcms meanwhile my one cent.......

Amen n much thanks!!
honorable member!

Phunkyposh:
congrats Uzeba,

thanks dear!

knacker:
So Uzeba is our New king
Issorait

King Uzeba
May ur reign lead us to camp

Pls get us ur queen
Elders do d needful
Gentlelord handover ur crown pls

Cc Gentlelord bussieboi bashnigga mustack segunk1 chriswazo mrletsgo cutestcuty christly99 mandibeauty
sparkle4u phunkposh angelswt habby03 ceasarx et al

nice one!

Having fulfilled this constitutional duty,
"I begin my reign with profound emotion at the honour of accepting the Crown, aware of the responsibility it entails and with the greatest hope for the future of batch 17a"

cutestcuty you've always been there!
thanks everyone!
#dictatorship!

Willokafor:
I learnt you are a trouble maker so i am not surprise your are the one replying.

lol!
nice observation!
but I make trouble by stating the obvious fact!


please don't b angry oo!
na one thing bring all of us here ooo!
and trouble no follow!
#onelove!

Willokafor:
Some of you that has nothing to inform and educate us with. Shld pls quite from been here rather than posting nonsense.

hey! you! what information have u given us here!

if u don't know where we started from!
then type responsibly!

#must u abuse before passing a message?
ah don't just understand some people!

bussieboi:
Hi

hello!
wazup page 400!
am d landlord here!

399..........

Emcee6:
Nice share bro

welcome boss!

Gmajor:
Guys, I'm done with the registration.
what and what do I need in preparation for camp?

NYSC ORIENTATION CAMP PREPARATION
Youths Obey the Clarion Call! May Almighty GOD
avail us.
MIND PREPARATION
You need to prepare your mind that you are
leaving home for a regimented life in the camp. Life in the camp is deliberately made stressful so as to
prepare you for any challenge that may confront
you outside the camp. You will not find it too
comfortable, it' s a camp and not your house! Just
be ready for anything....
ITEMS YOU WILL NEED 1. Very Important Ones
a. Statement of Result
b. School ID Card
c. Green card
d. Call-Up Letter (DO NOT laminate it please)
e. Passport photographs ( 10 pieces is Ok) NB: Get 5 photocopies each of items A,B, C,and D
above along with originals...
2. Important Ones ( For your Convenience)
a. Get Two, three, four or five white T-shirts and
shorts, because You will be given two sets in d camp,
but may not be enough for you in 3weeks. b. Two or three pairs of socks and a white rubber
tennis shoes or canvass.
c. Bathroom slippers and Dettol
d. A plastic bucket (You can buy it in the camp) and
a permanent marker.
e. Sponge and its case, bath-soap and detergent f. Bedsheet, towel and two pairs of casual wear,
(and a mosquitoe net if you feel like) Just have d
casual wears for Sundays and Fridays.
g. Waist bag (very very important for housing your
phones, ID Cards, Handkerchief, biros, etc)
h. Small-sized Torchlight/ Rechargeable lamp (small one please)
i. Cooler (not a party cooler please) cup and spoon.
Fork is not allowed
j. Ladies could add any other few conveniences. I
believe you understand me ...
k. Money! Money ! Money ! Hold good cash depending on how you spend...
GO EARLY!
Even if the camp is on your street, go early. If you
are posted to a far state, go the day before the
camp opens. They will allow you in. Going late will
make you go through registration stress!!!
SCREENING
It starts at the gate. They dont want u to bring in
prohibited items like iron, knive, heater, fork etc.
REGISTRATION
The first one is for hostel/ bedspace. Then the paper registrations proper. Make everything ready.
Look out
for information pasted on walls. Follow instructions
strictly...
YOUR KITS
During the registration, you will get your kits - shirts, shorts, etc. Use the marker to write your State
Code Number on them. You will be given a meal
ticket. Misplace it and forget about NYSC food ...
DURATION
You will be in the camp for 20 full days. The 21st
day is the day you will leave camp... THERE YOU GO!
Immediately you have your kits, only your T-shirt
and shorts with the tennis shoe are allowed on
you. No room for casual wears. Parade/ marching
training starts immediately. The soldiers will not
give you breathing space at all. You will have the first one that same Day
One...
YOUR MORNINGS
A small trumpet wakes you at 4:00am. Everybody
gathers at the Parade Ground at 5:00am. You have
your praise, worship and prayer the Christian and Muslim ways. Till the day breaks finally, breakfast
follows! After eating, you will be called out again
for the series of programmes lined up for you. Then
you have your lunch. Rest a little and you are out
again for evening parade. Then later your dinner.
This will repeat itself everyday perhaps except on Sunday...
SOLDIERS
Hmmm, Obey them pls. They can punish you. No
walking, its all jogging when they call u. Dont
prostrate or kneel down greeting a soldier. Do it the
soldier way. They could be friendly anyway. Be wise!!!
ALLOWEEE
Your first allowance will be given to you in the
camp cash. All other ones will be through the bank.
You will get Bicycle Allowance.
PHOTOGRAPHY Photographers are ready to snap you every minute.
Manage your cash...
NOW, YOU ARE ABOUT GOING OUT OF THE
CAMP YOUR POSTING
You will be posted from the camp to where you will
work. The place you work in is called your Place of Primary
Assignment (PPA). Hear this: most Corpers, I mean
about 90% of the Corpers will be posted to schools
(especially primary and secondary schools). Only
VERY FEW will be posted to the universities,
polytechnics,colleges, ministries and parastatals. Please! Don't lobby for your posting. Don't pay
ANYBODY for assistance. Pray rather than pay...
Receive the shocking or expected posting as you
receive
your letters with joy. It's a clarion call to service;
that's what we call it.... GOING OUT: TRANSPORTATION
When you get your Posting Letter, the first place to
go to is your PPA.
Please, when you leave the camp, 'home-sweet-
home' will be on your mind, having been used up
in the camp, but please, don't go home straight. Please! Very few of your employers (i.e. PPAs) will
send down vehicles to convey you from the camp
to their work places.. Commercial transporters will
likely be available at the gate too...
ACCOMMODATION
You don't know anybody in Gusau, Misau, Awka, Jalingo or Ekiti! Where will you sleep on the first
day? The Muslim Corpers' Association of Nigeria
(MCAN) and
Nigerian Christian Corpers Fellowship(NCCF) will
give you a TEMPORARY accommodation pending
the time you will HAVE TO GET YOURS. You could be lucky if your
employer gives you a room... Many of them don't
give Corpers accommodation anyway. So be
prepared to rent one at your cost. Your first
'allowee' which you received
in the camp is already going down!!! REGISTRATIONS
This is why you don't have to go home straight.
Your registration at the NYSC Office in the Local Govt
you will be posted to, is important. Failure to
complete it before going home is the beginning of a
Corper's cup of tea. You may begin to have problems with your subsequent monthly
allowances. Do all registrations first. Then you can
take permission to go home...
Corpers weeee !!! Dnt forget to send me recharge
card from ur Allawee. *wink*..
#copied!

DogCynophile:
Who says I comment on every post?? Re u dat jobless that u find this section which is meant to educate and pass information boring?? Is this the joke section?? Le fe ro

I won't exchange words with u!


your comments and moniker have already told me who you are!

DogCynophile:
So they keep spreading false and fake rumours?? Anyway wasn't criticizing anyone, was just stating some stuffs observed

Sis! is not mandatory to comment on every post here! just ignore d ones u are not well with!

without all these forecasts! here will b somehow boring!
u yourself won't like it!

cutestcuty84:
yes boo,u?

ya dear! Ogun didn't appear in my first choice! then I picked: nasarawa Ogun Enugu Kaduna!
and you?

cutestcuty84 have u registered?

nasarawa Ogun Enugu Kaduna
please anyone with positive info about nasarawa, should please enlighten me!

nickishire:
This Batch A 2017 is even better compared to the last two batches. I have been able to register for about twenty people successfully today.

wow!
thanks for the cool reply!

this alone keep me going!

since I was born! I have never seen this type of registration in my life!
nawa oo!

cutestcuty84:
I have ooooo Sagamu camp loading... lols

sure dear! no tym.

wetin I dey rush for! mek I no go rush go make mistake now!!
na this one them dey call! d first shall b d last!

cutestcuty84:
boo,searched everywhere for you...Thank God you are safe.

me too dear!
u have always been on my mind!!
am very much cool!!
ah hope u have seen ur name on the list!!
if not ehh!! let me see ur reply first!

habbyy03:
yeah... the pairing has just been approved...

where should we start from baby?.... let me love you


make una come here oooo ... I'm in love again.....

Chriswazo, segunk1 bashnigga gentlelord christly99 uzeba mrletsgo

enjoy!
na ur tym!

but ah still dey think!!

when everybody dey reason on how to go about their online registration!

na d same time u dey fall....

baba beta stand up oo!
cos ah no fit shout!!

but based on logistics ehhh!
if we count how many times only u don fall in love here ehhh! nobody dey ur back oooo!!
as in! after u na still u!




no hard feelings!
#sarcastically

based on Almighty logistics!
I have seen my name!
when am about giving up!
I saw it clearly (second to the last person on the list).
u can imagine the relief...
my Oga segunk1!
am here full time! from now henceforth!
ah don tire for Ouse!

nice step !

Ken24:
ogun state, hmmm dat mk us 3 on dat path

nice one! we will explore there to the fullness!!

cutestcuty84:
your school is yet to paste the list?. Ours was pasted last week though..
don't worry ,it is well..Remember we are going to Ogun state together .lols

based on logistics!
Ogun state is still my first choice!

we will definitely meet there!

cutestcuty84:
Segunk1 my day one nigger...
where is mustack and uzeba?

babe! am just observing in guest mode!
and am waiting for my school to paste the list!
before I go know which way forward!

wazup?