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rahazaqa:
Use of English = 48;Government = 44;Mathematics = 47;Economics = 54;Aggregate = 193

tanx man!

Pls help me check my bro own!!
56708419DG

If you snap with these modern digital cameras and
still look ugly,my brother/sister your ugliness is
peak milk,'cos it's in you!!!!
‪#‎ lol‬

Confidence is not ‘they will like me’. Confidence is ‘I’ll be fine if they don’t’ — things everyone should know

for bauchi now...
if u wan burn anybdy house...
jst carry Goodluck/ Sambo poster go paste for d house.
jst a clue as e dey hot...

I don tire for dis people!!

In politic ur 2day friend is ur 2moro enemy and vice versa!!

U knw smtin abt SWAG...
Itz SOMETHING WE AFRICANS GOT...

One spelling mistake can destroy a marriage!
A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word,
"I am having such a wonderful time!
Wish you were her !

Why everytin die!!

Your mouth isn't connected to your brain

kennygee:
We have heard you.

why u dey follow me like twitter!!? Like or leave!

Pikin wen use agbada take stat guy go talk wetin e go wear wen e old.
loose translation:Slow and steady wins the race

Confidence is not ‘they will like me’. Confidence is ‘I’ll be fine if they don’t’ — things everyone should know

Craze no hard to form,na the trekking be wahala
loose translation:Easier said than done

for bauchi now...
if u wan burn anybdy house...
jst carry Goodluck/ Sambo poster go paste for d house.
jst a clue as e dey hot...

One spelling mistake can destroy a marriage!
A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word,
"I am having such a wonderful time!
Wish you were her !

If People Can Use "LOL" Without Even
Laughing Surely They Use"I Love You" Without Even Loving You.Be Guided.

If People Can Use "LOL" Without Even
Laughing Surely They Use"I Love You" Without Even Loving You.Be Guided.

As I dressed up to go out this morning, I am once again reminded of how personal and private this race called life is.
I got into my car, drove out, and joined the road where other cars are already travelling on.
Lesson number 1: We don't all have the same entry point into life.
As I keep driving, I pass some other cars, while other cars would pass me.
Lesson number 2: We won't travel through life at the same speed because each car is built differently.
As I moved on, I catch myself trying to pursue another car in front of me, only to discover that, just as I am about to pass it, it turns off the road into another road.
Lesson number 3: We don't all have the same exit point.
We are all on this journey called life. We will enter at different points and exit at different points, but one thing is clear: we will all exit this road at one point in time or the other. It may be 10km run God has given you, or it could be 100km; what is important is that you run your race well.
Your car has sides view mirror and a rear-view mirror. You use both to see the sides and the back of your car respectively. Other cars will be behind you, while others may be beside you for a while.
But you know how dangerous it is to spend time looking at these mirrors; they will distract you. That is why your car has got a large windshield\screen in front of you. It gives you the biggest view of the potential in front of you and the resources you are yet to attain.
Don't spend precious time looking at your back to see those who are pursuing you, or looking at your side to see those who are trying to overtake you. Keep your eyes in front of you and stay true to your race.
When it is time to exit the road, you would know that you have run your race well and ended well.
I humbly pray God to bless you as you run this race called LIFE. Please stay focused and ask God to help you run this race the way He wants.
Have a great day!

Nawoo!!


When a mosquito lands on one's testicles one realises there's always a way to solve a problem without violence.

Hidden truth!!

An Igbo man had no child,no money,no home and a blind mother. He prayed to God, and God moved by his prayers,told him 2 make only 1 wish which will b granted! The Igbo man prayed thus: God,I want my mother to see my wife putting Diamond bangleson my children's hands in our new mansion! Then God said, Damn! I still have a lot to learn from these Igbo people.

Confidence is not ‘they will like me’. Confidence is ‘I’ll be fine if they don’t’ — things everyone should know

Confidence is not ‘they will like me’. Confidence is ‘I’ll be fine if they don’t’ — things everyone should know

Opolo eye no be open eye
loose translation: Having Big eyes doesn't make you civilised,lol

One spelling mistake can destroy a marriage!
A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word,
"I am having such a wonderful time!
Wish you were her !

No matter how hot your tempa be,e no fit boil beans.
loose translation:Calm down,your temper won't solve the problem

Wow!!

Craze no hard to form,na the trekking be wahala!!

There's no virgin in a maternity ward.
#if u knw wat i mean!