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Cholls:do u knw me? |
datguru:tanx dear! |
A son and his father were walking on the mountains. Suddenly, his son falls, hurts himself and screams : “AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!” To his surprise, he hears the voice repeating, somewhere in the mountain : “AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Curious, he yells : “Who are you ?” He receives the answer : “Who are you ?” Angered at the response, he screams : “Coward !” He receives the answer : “Coward !” He looks to his father and asks : “What ’s going on ?” The father smiles and says : “My son, pay attention.” And then he screams to the mountain : “I admire you! The voice answers : “I admire you!” Again the man screams : “You are a champion!” The voice answers : “You are a champion!” The boy is surprised, but does not understand. Then the father explains : “People call this ECHO, but really this is LIFE. It gives you back everything you say or do. Our life is simply a reflection of our actions. If you want more love in the world, create more love in your heart. If you want more competence in your team, improve your competence. This relationship applies to everything, in all aspects of life; Life will give you back everything you have given to it.” |
I need God's wisdom!! |
Christmas is celebrated in many countries around the world. Despite the mode of celebration, the dates and the traditions vary, the spirit remains the same everywhere. Learn about funny Christmas Traditions in different countries. 1. In Italy there is a woman named La Befana(a nice old lady who looks like a bit of a witch) instead of Santa. Just as with Santa, La Befana usually enters through the chimney and gives presents and treats to the kids. 2. The Christmas pickleis a Christmas tradition in the United States. A decoration in the shape of a pickle is hidden on a Christmas tree and the children try to find it. The finder will have an extra present from Santa or good luck for the next year. 3. In Sweden, the Yule Goat is one of the oldest Christmas Traditions. The Yule Goat was originally said to be an ugly creature that frightened children, and demanded gifts at Christmas. Later its role shifted towards becoming the giver of Christmas gifts. 4. Icelanders believe in elves, trolls, fairies, and other magical creatures. Christmas in Icelandis not possible without a visit from theYuletide Lads. Over the 13 nights, children place a shoe in their bedroom window. Each night a different Yuletide Lad leaves sweets or gifts for kids. It’s fun because each Yuletide Lad has a different personality. 5.Norwegians believe that Christmas Eve coincides with the arrival of evil spirits and witches. Witches are known to ride brooms, so norwegianshide all the broomsbefore Christmas. 6.SantaCon in New York City. To celebrate the holiday season, New Yorkers get together dressed as Santas, Elves, and other christmas characters. 7.The Pooper is probably the weirdest and funniest Christmas Tradition. In the principality of Catalonia, it has become popular to decorate the traditional nativity scene with El Caganer, also known as “the pooper.” While traditionally the ceramic figure was a farmer or shepherd, contemporary figures range in all different personalities. Prepare for the upcoming Christmas with |
Kano own worst! |
You peopl here don't even know federal roads and state roads.dont mistake state bad road to federal roads |
Naija! I skul in naija! |
God's knows best! |
God's know best! |
Google is ur friend! |
Nawa oo! They wont allow this man to focus! If not! What is.................? |
Nawa oo! They wont allow this man to focus! |
Hmmmm! |
That same blood!! |
Politics! |
Hi man! |
In naija! Before the actual election we already know the winner!! All this one na waste of time! |
Great indeed! |
Adyrin:tanx for the correction! Keypad error! |
Silent is the best answer.................... To a fool! |
Yes!! Bail is free, just pay for the accommodation! Lol |
Nigerian alwayz breaking record since GEJ becomes ........... |
Simple and peaceful lifestyle! |
Yesterday the owner of the most popular blog in Africa and Nigeria Linda ikeji posted on her blog saying there are people who keeps reporting her blog to Google for no sensible reason. WHY LINDA IKEJI'S BLOG WAS REMOVED The accusation was that she do copy some gist from American websites without their permission! Her blog is visited by almost all active nigerian internet users including celebs and politicians. She makes millions of naira on that blog every month. AML Archived Alleged Claims Against Linda Ikeji 1. Suga Belly v. Linda Ikeji (Alleged Copyright Infringement) 2. 9ice v. Linda Ikeji (Alleged co infringement) 3. Olamide v. Linda Ikeji (Alleged Defamation) 4. RMD v. Linda Ikeji (Alleged Defamation) 5. Egor Efiok v. Linda Ikeji (Alleg Defamation) 6. Toke Makinwa (via Toni Payn Linda Ikeji (Alleged Defamation Misrepresentation) 7. Jim Iyke v. Linda Ikeji (Allege Defamation/ Misrepresentation) 8. Eva Alordiah v. Linda Ikeji (All Invasion of Privacy, Misrepresen 9. Flavour’s Alleged Girlfriend Oy Linda Ikeji 10. Susan Peters v. Linda Ikeji 11. Dencia v. Liz Garvy v. Linda Ikeji (invasion of privacy claim) 12. Yvonne Nelson v. Linda Ikeji (Alleged Defamation) 13. Elnathan John v. Linda Ikeji (Alleged copyright infringement Too bad! |
Here are the few reasons some men find it difficult to forgive a cheating wife(They are what I heard men say. I didn't author some of them) 1. EGO:-It certainly has alot to do with their ego being bruised. The thought that another man was able to sleep with Someone they believed they had "ownership" of breaks them to pieces as most of them think the women incapable of sex without emotions, meaning the woman loves another. Remember men are like a lioness that can kill most animals for its cubs but will not allow another animal to even play with its cubs. 2: GUILT:-If a woman cheats, the man will never forgive not only the woman but himself no matter whose fault it is. He feels he has failed as a man to protect and keep his own. 3: THEY CAN'T FORGET:-When a man is making love with his wife, it is a sacred rituals the way she moan shows that his sacrifice has been accepted. So if she makes love with another man he will be thinking the temple is no more sacred and when he make love to her and she moan, it will be disgusting cause it will be like that is the way she moaned for the other guy! 4: YOU HAVE LOST HER IF SHE CHEATS:-Female infidelity is often much more damaging to a marriage. Don’t get me wrong: Male cheating is definitely harmful. But when a woman fools around, it’s often the beginning of the end of the relationship. For men, cheating often tends to be opportunistic—they’re in the wrong place at the wrong time and the cheating doesn’t necessarily mean anything emotionally. In fact a man can sleep with a woman today and not remember her again but for a woman to have sex with you(in most cases)you must win her heart to win her body. 5. HE PAID YOUR PRICE:-I guess i gotta be blunt here. I know we call it marriage but I think women are being bought in a way. Don't kill me yet, let's analyze it. He buys engagement ring. Proposes to you, you accept then he decides to see your people. Your people accept him and give him a list containing heaven and earth. He agrees to pay, he pays for everything and when your parents feel they have collected enough, they hand you over to him. Then you automatically change your name(Change of ownership) which confirms that you are now his own. Do you agree? |
Dat u then! |
Below are seven of these "ideal types" of men that women are drawn to, and an explanation as to why these men are so appealing. But don't freak out or permanently alter your personality if you don't fit into any of these categories exactly — women will see right through that. Ideally, you should exude some traits from each of these different categories; in fact, you probably already do. With a quick perusal of the list below, you should be in much better shape to understand what women are looking for, and most importantly, to make sure that you fit the bill. 1.The Romantic Guy He believes in classic romance. He is constantly bringing her flowers and chocolate and lighting candles during dinner. He calls her often to let her know he is thinking about her and looks into her eyes and tells her how he feels. Why he is so irresistible: A woman loves to feel appreciated, and the romantic guy makes this happen. He uses romantic gestures to show her he is thinking about her. As an added bonus, she feels free to reciprocate and act on her own romantic tendencies. 2.The Confident Guy He is totally secure and sure of himself. He is assertive in public and gives off an aura of power and control (within reason of course, as the "cocky guy" is not on this list). In a relationship, he doesn't get jealous of other men; he doesn't feel threatened by his girlfriend's male friends or co-workers. Why he is so irresistible: Women are attracted to confident men. Consider this: If you think you are great, she will probably be influenced to think the same. The confident man doesn't seek approval from women, and this makes them want him even more. 3.The Artistic Guy The artistic guy is spontaneous and lives for the moment. Often, he will use his creativity to woo her, such as with a song he has written about her or a painting he has made for her. Why he is so irresistible: Every woman wants to feel unique and special. There is no better way to make her feel this way than to use her as your muse or your source of inspiration. She is intrigued by the artistic guy's creative mind and especially by the way he incorporates her into his art. Charismatic, rebellious, smart, and considerate men all get the girl 4.The Foreign Guy He comes from a faraway exotic country; he might have a cute accent or a unique way of seeing the world. His social customs and everyday behaviour can be a little quirky, but he always manages to come off as uniquely charming. Note that you don't have to actually be foreign to fit into this category. If you are well-travelled or speak many languages, you might be able to pull off the charm as well as any sweet-talking foreigner. Why he is so irresistible: Charisma, charisma and charisma. There's not much more I can say about this one; it's just that mysterious je ne sais quoi that is so alluring. Women often choose this kind of guy if they are curious about the world, but most of the appeal comes down to a fascination with dating someone from another culture 5.The Free Spirit Guy (aka the Bad Boy) The free spirit guy goes where the wind takes him — and the wind usually takes him on some kind of wacky adventure. He might ride a motorcycle, or he might skip work to take her on a last-minute road trip, but this guy doesn't worry too much about the consequences; he just sees where his own devices take him. Why he is so irresistible: Every woman wants a bit of a rebel (within reason, of course). She loves his carefree attitude and hopes that it will rub off on her too. The bad boy spirit adds an element of youthfulness to the relationship and she loves to try taming him — although she knows she'll never actually succeed. 6.The Intelligent/Witty Guy He instigates conversations that are intellectually stimulating and listens to what she has to say in response. He makes her laugh with his clever sense of humour and could make a conversation about Gordon Brown seem interesting. He can shoot the breeze with her for hours and it will never get boring. Why he is so irresistible: As time goes on, your hairline may recede and your buff body may soften, but if you can keep her interested, you've won half the battle. An intellectual connection is a big part of what sustains a relationship and if you can show her that you've got that, she'll be hooked pretty quickly. 7.The Considerate Guy He holds open her car door and pulls out her chair. He foots the bill for dinner and makes sure to offer her dessert. He always asks her out with reasonable notice and picks her up at her door. He is generally sensitive to how she is feeling and when she is ready to go home. Why he is so irresistible: Surprised? You probably think that nice, considerate guys never get the woman, but consider this: Once a woman has gone through her share of the bad guy, the rude guy and the not-calling-her-back guy, she will likely re- evaluate her priorities. It takes a bit of maturity on her part to realise this, but eventually most girls come around and realise that they want a guy who will treat them well in the long run. a word of caution Don't take any of these character types to the extreme or try to be someone you're not — it will be obvious. The key to success here is to keep in mind why women like the character traits outlined above and what kind of gestures they appreciate. Then, mix them up and see which of these traits and gestures you are most comfortable with. With just a little bit of effort, you'll be able to find more than a few irresistible qualities within yourself — and accordingly, she'll be easily wooed by your newfound individuality. Now isn't that worth your time? |
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Below are seven of these "ideal types" of men that women are drawn to, and an explanation as to why these men are so appealing. But don't freak out or permanently alter your personality if you don't fit into any of these categories exactly — women will see right through that. Ideally, you should exude some traits from each of these different categories; in fact, you probably already do. With a quick perusal of the list below, you should be in much better shape to understand what women are looking for, and most importantly, to make sure that you fit the bill. 1.The Romantic Guy He believes in classic romance. He is constantly bringing her flowers and chocolate and lighting candles during dinner. He calls her often to let her know he is thinking about her and looks into her eyes and tells her how he feels. Why he is so irresistible: A woman loves to feel appreciated, and the romantic guy makes this happen. He uses romantic gestures to show her he is thinking about her. As an added bonus, she feels free to reciprocate and act on her own romantic tendencies. 2.The Confident Guy He is totally secure and sure of himself. He is assertive in public and gives off an aura of power and control (within reason of course, as the "cocky guy" is not on this list). In a relationship, he doesn't get jealous of other men; he doesn't feel threatened by his girlfriend's male friends or co-workers. Why he is so irresistible: Women are attracted to confident men. Consider this: If you think you are great, she will probably be influenced to think the same. The confident man doesn't seek approval from women, and this makes them want him even more. 3.The Artistic Guy The artistic guy is spontaneous and lives for the moment. Often, he will use his creativity to woo her, such as with a song he has written about her or a painting he has made for her. Why he is so irresistible: Every woman wants to feel unique and special. There is no better way to make her feel this way than to use her as your muse or your source of inspiration. She is intrigued by the artistic guy's creative mind and especially by the way he incorporates her into his art. Charismatic, rebellious, smart, and considerate men all get the girl 4.The Foreign Guy He comes from a faraway exotic country; he might have a cute accent or a unique way of seeing the world. His social customs and everyday behaviour can be a little quirky, but he always manages to come off as uniquely charming. Note that you don't have to actually be foreign to fit into this category. If you are well-travelled or speak many languages, you might be able to pull off the charm as well as any sweet-talking foreigner. Why he is so irresistible: Charisma, charisma and charisma. There's not much more I can say about this one; it's just that mysterious je ne sais quoi that is so alluring. Women often choose this kind of guy if they are curious about the world, but most of the appeal comes down to a fascination with dating someone from another culture 5.The Free Spirit Guy (aka the Bad Boy) The free spirit guy goes where the wind takes him — and the wind usually takes him on some kind of wacky adventure. He might ride a motorcycle, or he might skip work to take her on a last-minute road trip, but this guy doesn't worry too much about the consequences; he just sees where his own devices take him. Why he is so irresistible: Every woman wants a bit of a rebel (within reason, of course). She loves his carefree attitude and hopes that it will rub off on her too. The bad boy spirit adds an element of youthfulness to the relationship and she loves to try taming him — although she knows she'll never actually succeed. 6.The Intelligent/Witty Guy He instigates conversations that are intellectually stimulating and listens to what she has to say in response. He makes her laugh with his clever sense of humour and could make a conversation about Gordon Brown seem interesting. He can shoot the breeze with her for hours and it will never get boring. Why he is so irresistible: As time goes on, your hairline may recede and your buff body may soften, but if you can keep her interested, you've won half the battle. An intellectual connection is a big part of what sustains a relationship and if you can show her that you've got that, she'll be hooked pretty quickly. 7.The Considerate Guy He holds open her car door and pulls out her chair. He foots the bill for dinner and makes sure to offer her dessert. He always asks her out with reasonable notice and picks her up at her door. He is generally sensitive to how she is feeling and when she is ready to go home. Why he is so irresistible: Surprised? You probably think that nice, considerate guys never get the woman, but consider this: Once a woman has gone through her share of the bad guy, the rude guy and the not-calling-her-back guy, she will likely re- evaluate her priorities. It takes a bit of maturity on her part to realise this, but eventually most girls come around and realise that they want a guy who will treat them well in the long run. a word of caution Don't take any of these character types to the extreme or try to be someone you're not — it will be obvious. The key to success here is to keep in mind why women like the character traits outlined above and what kind of gestures they appreciate. Then, mix them up and see which of these traits and gestures you are most comfortable with. With just a little bit of effort, you'll be able to find more than a few irresistible qualities within yourself — and accordingly, she'll be easily wooed by your newfound individuality. Now isn't that worth your time? |
Too much wrong people!! |
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