Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,155,873 members, 7,828,111 topics. Date: Wednesday, 15 May 2024 at 01:02 AM

Uzebu's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Uzebu's Profile / Uzebu's Posts

(1) (of 1 pages)

Politics / Re: Sss Stops Aondoakaa From Travelling Abroad by uzebu: 4:23pm On Apr 12, 2010
ur name denotes ur personality.u're still in shock from the human right abuse we have suffered since the days of IBB.we re yet to have democracy wat we ve is "demonstration of craze" so human right do not operate in this system. or can u xplain the rational of a sitting minster applying for 50mill.? to do wat? he was trying to escape the long arm of the law like he did for IBORI & CO.
Politics / Federal Executive Council Dissolved; Efcc, Inec Next by uzebu: 10:45pm On Mar 17, 2010
Acting President, Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan has dissolved the Federal Executive Council. Saharareporters had reported a few days ago that federal ministers, perhaps sensing such a development, had been removing personal effects from their respective offices since last week. Mr. Jonathan may have opted for the total dissolution of the cabinet, put in place in 2007 by ailing Nigeria leader, Umaru Yar'Adua, as a means of asserting his control of the council.

Saharareporters sources said Yar'Adua's so-called "recovery" is slow and difficult. Not only is his physical frame bent completely, but contrary to the propaganda disseminated by his hopeful cronies, he remains unable to speak or walk.

Jonathan is said to have announced the dissolution at the end of today's meeting. His approach meant that while everyone walked in as a Minister, they all walked out unemployed. Today's development may have been particularly painful for the former Attorney-General of the Federation and Minister of Justice, Michael Aondoakaa, who was attending his first meeting as Minister of Special Duties following his return from vacation.

No replacements for the Ministers have been announced,and none may happen until two weeks, as Mr. Jonathan will have to go through Senate approval of his nominees, but a source told Saharareporters that over 500 politicians seeking political appointments have taken over Abuja's major five-star hotels to lobby or be lobbied for.

Political analysts told Saharareporters that it is easy enough to dissolve the cabinet, but Jonathan may face an uphill task to reconstitute it, especially as threats continue to emanate from lawmakers, who are polarized along regional lines, about cooperating with Jonathan.

Jonathan's next targets, given what he has said since assuming office, are likely to be the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission and the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), the leaderships of which are expected to be changed.

While Maurice Iwu, who heads the electoral body, may be sacked by Jonathan, he would not have the authority, if the recommendations of the new electoral law are adopted, to unilaterally appoint his successor. Those recommendations provide for INEC to be unbundled into different bodies, and for the judiciary to advertise the leaderships, and narrow down the candidates.
Jokes Etc / Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by uzebu: 3:18pm On Sep 24, 2009
smiley wink cheesy grin cool tongue



Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a
question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In
a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney
called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly
woman to the stand.

He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you
know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr.
Williams. I've known you since you were a young
boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment
to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you
manipulate people and talk about them behind their
backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't
the brains to realize you never will amount to
anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I
know you."

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to
do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs.
Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"

She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr.
Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy,
bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't
build a normal relationship with anyone and his law
practice is one of the worst in the entire state.
Not to mention he cheated on his wife with
three different women. One of them was your wife.
Yes, I know him."

The defense attorney almost died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the
bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either
of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send
you both to the electric chair
Jokes Etc / Hahahaha by uzebu: 6:15pm On Sep 14, 2009
In these very hard times a little laugh can
relieve a lot of tensions. Pls. laugh with me on
this short story

Read on

GRANDMA IN COURT

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a
question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In
a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney
called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly
woman to the stand.

He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you
know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr.
Williams. I've known you since you were a young
boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment
to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you
manipulate people and talk about them behind their
backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't
the brains to realize you never will amount to
anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I
know you."

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to
do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs.
Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"

She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr.
Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy,
bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't
build a normal relationship with anyone and his law
practice is one of the worst in the entire state.
Not to mention he cheated on his wife with
three different women. One of them was your wife.
Yes, I know him."

The defense attorney almost died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the
bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either
of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send
you both to the electric chair
smiley
Politics / Secret Plot Uncovered: Hausa/fulani Plot Take Over Of Banks From Yoruba/igbo by uzebu: 2:55pm On Sep 09, 2009
The Hausa Fulani establishment, the Hausa Fulani politicians, the Hausa Fulani business class, and the Hausa Fulani royalty are all very angry with former President Olusegun Obasanjo. They are so consumed with rage such that if they had opportunity to kill him, they would do so without hesitation. They detest him as one detests the odious fart of a dying patient!

Obasanjo’s offence bothering on sin is that with his eyes open, he allowed Soludo to kill the sacred cow of the North, that is the Bank of the North. It is gratuitous ingratitude that Obasanjo should treat the North the way he did after the North put him in power at a time he was flatly rejected by his own people.

It will be recalled that the Bank of the North which hitherto served as the public milk provider for the northern establishment had always been saved by Northerners in Government including Shagari, Babangida, Abacha amongst others. It was because the bank was so strategic to the economic interest of the North that all great people of the Zone had always risen as one man to save it from collapsing.

Obasanjo was aware of this fact and yet encouraged Soludo to nail the coffin of their cherished treasure! Obasanjo knew that the Bank of the North was the life wire of that region, and yet allowed it to die.

To show the extent of the North’s anger against Obasanjo, one should listen to what a prominent senator by the name Kabiru Gaya who was Governor of Kano state between 1991 and 1993 said on the floor of the senate: “Soludo and those who gave him the hatchet job killed the only two banks we had in the entire northern region; Bank of the North and Intercity Bank. But the last word has not been heard. Soludo and his pay masters shall pay dearly for this.” He said this on February 9, 2009

But it was not only the senator that has poured vituperations on Obasanjo and the Yoruba and the Yoruba and Igbo nations over the collapse of Bank of the North and the call to arms for vengeance.

Another prominent Northern leader, in fact the Managing Director of the Unity Bank, a bank now standing in for the defunct Bank of the North expressed greater anger and a call to the Northern sensibilities to punish the South:

“This economic and banking reform initiated by Obasanjo was a mere ruse. The main agenda was to drag the Hausa/Fulani back a thousand years. He pulled us back and advanced the cause of the Yoruba and Igbo. Ninety-four percent of all the banks in Nigeria are in the hands of the Yoruba and Igbo. The Yoruba nation is not as large as we are, and in population, they are not in any way near us. And yet they control over 60% of all the major industries in the land. This same Yoruba people control over 44% of commercial banks and they virtually dominate the insurance industry. And they own the three largest sea ports: Apapa, Tin Can Island and Roro Port.” These were the words of Mallam Falalu Bello, Managing Director Unity Bank, spoken on March 6, 2008

Malam Falalu Bello did not stop at that. He went further: All the crises plaguing the North like religious riots and fanaticism, arson, murder, upheavals and communal clashes, will not abate until we deal with the Yoruba domination of the economic and financial sector. There can never be peace in Nigeria as long as the economy and financial muscle of this nation remain lopsided [in favour of Yoruba and Igbo]. And it was in order to correct this imbalance that we prevailed on President Yar’Adua to sack Soludo. It is in order to stop the Yoruba’s domination of the economy and to foster peace in Nigeria that Sanusi Lamido Sanusi was appointed Governor of Central Bank of Nigeria.” This is the crucial reason why five leading banks are in serious trouble, and the matter will not go away unless and until the Hausa/Fulani achieve their agenda.

What do the Hausa/Fulani really want? What is their agenda? They want to drive the Yoruba out of the control of the finance and economic sector and replace them with the Hausa/Fulani, or get the Federal Government which they [the Hausa/Fulani] control to take over and thus allow their [Hausa /Fulani] free access to the national treasury. But the Yoruba are not surprised at the antics of both Sanusi and the EFCC, because they are acting out a script already known to the Yoruba.

But how did it all start? It is wrong and mischievous to say that it was Obafemi Awolowo [1971-1972] or Olusegun obasanjo [1976-1977] who laid the foundation of the Yoruba’s prominence in the finance and economic sector.

As far back as 1892 when Europeans established the African Banking Corporation, they chose Lagos as their headquarters. And while majority of staffers were Europeans, they still had local employees. And these employees were almost ALL Yoruba. Not a single person from the North of the Niger.

In 1894, a shipping magnate by the name of Alfred Lewis Jones, a European, together with a few friends bought the African Banking Corporation and changed its name to Bank of British West Africa. And that was the first bank in Nigeria, based of course in Lagos. They changed the name to Bank of West Africa in 1957, and in 1965 to Standard Bank of West Africa. In 1969 they changed the name to Standard Bank of Nigeria. And in 1979, they changed its name to the current name of First Bank of Nigeria

As mentioned earlier, Europeans were the majority staffers with sprinkles of Yoruba people. But as the bank grew and expanded, and based in Lagos, so the Yoruba staffers grew and expanded, naturally.

In 1917, the British colonialist government decided to establish their own bank, and so founded the Colonial Bank which was bought in 1925 by the Barclays Bank of London and changed its name to Barclays Bank of West Africa. And in 1969 changed the name to Barclays Bank of Nigeria. And it was changed to Union Bank of Nigeria in 1990.

As with the story of the African banking Corporation, the Colonial Bank was based in Lagos, and the Yoruba employees grew with the fortunes of the bank. No employee was from the North. And that fact has nothing to do with the Yoruba nation.

Bank of British and French founded in 1948 followed the same pattern. BBF later became United Bank for Africa [UBA]. Another French interest founded International Bank for West Africa [IBWA] which metamorphosed to Afribank

So between 1894 and 1930, the Yoruba filled these banks to the brim, employed purely on merit by their owners. 1930 is critical to our discourse. That year, a prominent Yoruba Nigerian son by the name Herbert Macaulay, invited two friends and founded the first indigenous Nigerian bank by the name of Industrial and Commercial Bank. This was a wholly Yoruba bank, even though the bank was shortlived.

But in 1933, another set of prominent Yoruba sons namely; Dr Akinola Maja, T. Adebayo Doherty and H.A. Subair founded the National Bank of Nigeria.

Twelve years later, another set of enterprising Yoruba sons namely M.A. Okupe and A.A. Alade founded the Agbonmagbe Bank. Agbonmagbe Bank metamorphosed to Wema Bank.

Thus between 1900 and 1945 there were only four banks, namely First Bank, National Bank, union Bank and Wema bank. Euoropeans owned two, the Yoruba nation owned two. It was from these four banks that other banks sprang.

When Chief Nnamdi Azikiwe returned from his sojourn overseas, he settled in Lagos where he originally grew up. He spoke fluent Yoruba, bought a business in Tinubu Square area. He had friends amongst the owners of National Bank and even teamed up with them before founding Tinubu Bank in 1946. He changed the name to African Continental Bank, the first indigenous bank established by an Igbo.

But in the whole of the North, it was 30 years after the Yoruba established banks that some Lebanese based in Kano approached Sir Ahmadu Bello and with his government established Bank of the North in 1960. At that time the bank had to rely heavily on Yoruba expertise for its staffing and managerial operations.

This story, and this history is what the present crop of Hausa/Fulani leaders are very ignorant of and are scheming desperately to edge out the Yoruba from the banking industry. The Yoruba are therefore well equipped to deal with whatever machinations Sanusi may have up his sleeves. And if a bathroom wants to turn itself into a big lake, the house owner and the whole world shall see [and of course checkmate its disastrous ambition]

abasaheed@yahoo.ca This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it Texts only: 0807 777 5030

1 Like

(1) (of 1 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 43
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.