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Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Abbeycity4(f): 10:23am On Sep 24, 2009 |
ur tin of milk |
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Ben13: 10:25am On Sep 24, 2009 |
yeah your Tin milk |
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by romsky: 10:55am On Sep 24, 2009 |
xpired milk |
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Abbeycity4(f): 11:01am On Sep 24, 2009 |
u mean Ben's |
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by romsky: 11:10am On Sep 24, 2009 |
ben milk don turn beggars watery kunu |
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Abbeycity4(f): 11:18am On Sep 24, 2009 |
u can say dat again |
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Baxilexi(m): 11:38am On Sep 24, 2009 |
i'd rather not |
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by sylve11: 11:44am On Sep 24, 2009 |
sharap and continue walking in the shadow of lies! |
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by akym(m): 12:33pm On Sep 24, 2009 |
Is that a command or an incantation. |
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by sylve11: 12:37pm On Sep 24, 2009 |
now i dey suspect person |
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Baxilexi(m): 12:45pm On Sep 24, 2009 |
mechonu! anofia!! |
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by akym(m): 12:51pm On Sep 24, 2009 |
sylve11:So , name name name name ,name of person. Baxilexi: Who bi ur mate 4 here .Get out b4 i open my eyes. |
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by sylve11: 12:56pm On Sep 24, 2009 |
akym: i beg remind him o |
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by romsky: 1:00pm On Sep 24, 2009 |
see arugbo |
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by sylve11: 1:04pm On Sep 24, 2009 |
kai! |
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by kabola2009(m): 1:38pm On Sep 24, 2009 |
you dey chase goat? |
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by sylve11: 1:42pm On Sep 24, 2009 |
u nor be goat? |
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by dani1luv: 2:03pm On Sep 24, 2009 |
sylve nor b dis goat we tie 4 ya bakyard |
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by romsky: 2:26pm On Sep 24, 2009 |
goat wey una tie with chicken rope |
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by dani1luv: 2:49pm On Sep 24, 2009 |
Atleast we tie the goat |
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Baxilexi(m): 3:08pm On Sep 24, 2009 |
i been think say na una pet. akym, caution!!! |
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Abbeycity4(f): 3:14pm On Sep 24, 2009 |
no i dnt av goat as pet jor! |
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by uzebu: 3:18pm On Sep 24, 2009 |
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him." The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair |
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by sylve11: 3:22pm On Sep 24, 2009 |
dani1luv: Dani, u treat me bad o |
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Abbeycity4(f): 3:23pm On Sep 24, 2009 |
can sm1 tell m wat's going on? |
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by dani1luv: 3:49pm On Sep 24, 2009 |
sylve11:wetin i bin do you |
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by sylve11: 4:15pm On Sep 24, 2009 |
wen dem banned me, u lock up and even sey make i unban myself. e good for ur own view? |
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Ben13: 4:22pm On Sep 24, 2009 |
abeg clear enter gutter |
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by alimat2(f): 4:40pm On Sep 24, 2009 |
i one die ooooooo |
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by sylve11: 4:51pm On Sep 24, 2009 |
Ben-10: na sense u nor get, abi na wetin dey worry u? |
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by bydot1(m): 4:56pm On Sep 24, 2009 |
dem don finally release u frm sewen's prison, anywaiz, welcome back |
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Ben13: 4:56pm On Sep 24, 2009 |
the guy steal from mama's pot |
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