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Aondoakaa Removed - Power Tussle in Abuja
Written by Saharareporters, New York
Wednesday, 10 February 2010 09:45



Removed: Michael Aondoakaa
Nigeria's controversial attorney general and minister of justice, Michael Aondoakaa, was removed from office by acting president Goodluck Jonathan; however, forces loyal to ailing president Yar'Adua mobilized against his removal and have possibilty caused the decision to be reversed. More information to follow.

THANK GOD.
MR.PRESIDENT PLS SACK AGF

The bride tells her husband, ‘Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?’
‘OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, ‘Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped.’
Turning on his side, he smiles. ‘Then we will have to re-imprison him.’
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, ‘Honey, the prisoner is out again!’
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, ‘Honey, the prisoner escaped again.’
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, ‘Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter their life-style.
‘If you'll just learn to cook,’’ he said, ‘‘we can fire the chef.’
‘Okay,’ she said. ‘And if you learn how to screw, we can fire the gardener.'

what about James ibori that stole about 5 TRILLION NAIRA? all 178 charges was dropped because he was the one that purchased yar'adua presidential form. all Nigerians are potential thieves. if i find myself in such position i will steal very well without any trace to me cos I'll look and sturdy the mistakes this guys made. abi nor be so?

good paying job,good accomodation,good credit check and a God fearing spouse.

we men we are very wickerd and selfish. why? because we preach "DO WHAT I SAY AND NOT WHAT I DO"
i dated more than 30 gals but i want to marry a virgin or a gal dat had a broken heart from only one guy.

so guy nor marry am ooooooooo.