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i wud like to see Obasanjo in Suit.

On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight, Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says to his co-pilot, "What would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and a blow-job from a stewardess." All the passengers hear it. As a stewardess immediately begins to run toward the cockpit to tell the pilot of his slip-up, one of the passengers stops her and says "Don’t forget the coffee!"

A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Nnamdi, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Mr. Nnamdi had the largest private part he had ever seen! “ I’m sorry Mr. Nnamdi,” the mortician commented, “I can’t allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part.
It must be saved for posterity.” So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home “I have something to show you won ’t believe,” he said to his wife, opening his briefcase. “My God!” the wife exclaimed,
“ Mr. Nnamdi is dead!”