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Omotola passed out of primary school in 1987 while she was born in 1978 which means she was 9 years old when she finished primary school in 1987. who is deceiving who?

I came across her over the weekend at Oniru Beach.

Artery :The study of paintings
Bacteria :Back door of the cafeteria
Barium:What u do with dead patients
Bowels :A E I O U
Caesarean Section:A suburb in Rome
Cat scan:A search for kitty
D & C :Where Washington is
Dilate:To live longer
Enema :Not your friend
Fester:Quicker
Genital :Not a Jew
Impotent:Distinguished and well known
Labour pain :Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff:Doctor’s walking stick
Morbid :Higher offer
Nitrates:Cheaper than day rates
Out Patient :A person who’s fainted
Pelvis:A friend of Elvis
Post Operative:A letter courier
Seizure :The roman Emperor
Terminal illness:when u get sick at the airport
Tumor:Another couple
Urine :The opposite of "you’re out"

lol

write this on a sheet of paper

370HSSV 0773H

then turn the paper upside down and read. If u can get it, Scroll Down to get the Result.

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Hello As*hole

I am Ibo and i will not support the Idea. Who was he? and for why?  What are his contributions to our beloved country Nigeria except leading over 4 million Nigerians their early grave.

its a Lie. follow the link below to get the real details

http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2010/02/13/snake-with-a-human-head-found-in-malaysia/

                              
                                           
                          
                                                 
                                                 


                                                  
                                                                            
                                                            
                                                                             
                                                               


                                                                                                
                                                                                                 
                                                                                                
                                                                                                            
                                                                                        


                                                                  
                                                                                                                
                                                                                       
                                                                                                          
                                                                               


                                        
                                                                         
                                                     
                                                                      
                                         


                                             
                                                       
                                                       
                                                                     
                                                     

Confirmed!

BREAKING NEWS:

London riot gets to Old Trafford. Wenger, Fabregas, Van Persie, Vermaelen, Wilshere, Walcott, Sagna and Arshavin caught looting Man U trophies!

BREAKING NEWS:

London riot gets to Old Trafford. Wenger, Van Persie, Vermaelen, Wilshere, Walcott, Sagna and Arshavin caught looting Man U trophies!

Thanks Bro!

TWO GUYS WERE ALMOST THROUGH WITH A JOURNEY HOME.THEY CAME ACROSS AN EATERY WITH A SIGN POST THAT SAYS

" EAT NOW, YOUR GRAND CHILDREN PAY THE BILL"

THEY WENT IN TO EAT SINCE THEY WERE VERY HUNGRY. THEY ATE TILL THEY WERE FILLED BECAUSE THEY KNEW THEY WERE

NOT TO PAY. SURPRISINGLY AS THEY FINISHED THE MEAL, THE WAITRESS CAME UP WITH A VERY HUGE BILL. THEY WERE SO

SURPRISED AND SHOUTED WHY?. THE WAITRESS ANSWERED AND SAID THIS WAS YOUR GRAND FATHER'S

BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God help us o.

This is terrible

Thank

A guy on a DATE in an X6 BMW wit a Naija babe, the following ensued,

GUY: I hid something from u.

GIRL: What is that my love.

Guy: Am already MARRIED wit 3 kids.

GIRL: Hiss, Ɣ☺u scared me, I thought u wanted to say the BMW is not yours,

A guy on a DATE in an X6 BMW wit a Naija babe, the following ensued,

GUY: I hid something from u.

GIRL: What is that my love

Guy: Am already MARRIED

GIRL: Hiss, Ɣ☺u scared me, I thought u wanted to say the BMW is not yours,

nice one. lol

Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!"

"What did you do?" the other nuns asked.

"Well, of course I threw them in the trash," she replied.

The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!"

"Oh my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked.

"I poked holes in all of them in put them back!" she replied.

The third nun fainted.

Bleep Al Qaeda we have Boko Haram

Hin get anything wen no dey old for ur eye

A very rich lady got very angry at her calabar maid. After a long list of stinging remarks about her shortcomings as a cook and housekeeper, she dismissed the maid.

The Calabar maid, couldn't allow such abuse to go unanswered. "Your husband considers me a better housekeeper and cook than you, Madam. He has told me himself."

The rich Naughty Woman just scowled and said nothing. "And furthermore," the angry girl continued, "I am better in bed than you!"

"And I suppose my husband told you that, too?"

" Yes, Madam," said the maid. " But not Only your Husband, the driver, the gardener, the gate man, the dry cleaner, your Accountant, and Mr. Ayo our neighbor all  told me that!"

This guy keeps falling asleep in church and his wife’s getting sick of it. She decides she'll bring a pin to church with her and poke him when he starts falling asleep.

They're in church the next Sunday and he starts falling asleep right as the preacher’s saying, "And the Lord God created the heavens and the earth." His wife pokes him and he jumps up yelling "HALLELUIAH!!" The preacher, looking startled, says "very good, very good."

A little while later he starts falling asleep again as the preacher’s saying, "and the lord parted the red sea for Moses". His wife pokes him and he jumps up yelling, "PRAISE THE LORD!!" The preacher exclaims, "Very good, very good!"

A little while later he falls asleep again just as the preacher says, "And what did Eve say to Adam after they had their second child?" His wife pokes him again and he jumps up yelling, "STICK THAT THING IN ME AGAIN AND I'M GONNA BREAK IT OFF!"

Old Jokesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Bleep Hollywood we have Nollywood.

Bleep Blackberry we have 2go

Cut the damn head off