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RomanceRe: Whats Your Star Sign ? Check In To See Your Match. by uzumakis: 1:06pm On Apr 10, 2015
shumuel:
Something Like that cheesy
I see then that makes you king of constellation Lol.. I so assume you good with Tarot cards so you could read me my fortune?
RomanceRe: Whats Your Star Sign ? Check In To See Your Match. by uzumakis: 1:02pm On Apr 10, 2015
Missyetty:
I am a virgo and am not boring when it comes to romance unless am not attracted to that individual or the chemistry is not there.
really! so you do kiss him in public and buy him cards abi?
RomanceRe: Guys, What Are You Gonna Do To This Girl If She Is Your Fiancee by uzumakis: 12:17am On Apr 10, 2015
Tallesty1:
Nah Guessing Game Bah?


I will be like.

"Babe Guess what"?

She: "What"?

"It is over"
you lose totally jawe
RomanceRe: RELATIONSHIP: THE GAME of TRUST. by uzumakis: 12:15am On Apr 10, 2015
Trust is when I tell you am tired of the relationship and you trust am doing what's right for us both..
RomanceRe: Whats Your Star Sign ? Check In To See Your Match. by uzumakis: 12:11am On Apr 10, 2015
PunkyOh:
Wordsmiths is part of our trade wink We're air signs for a reason. Communication & twisting words around to favour one's argument is an air sign specialty.
you forgot to add stubborn and being rebellious too .. I like water bearers they just make me less boring and drained lol...
continue cheesy
RomanceRe: Whats Your Star Sign ? Check In To See Your Match. by uzumakis: 12:03am On Apr 10, 2015
shumuel:
Nope its part of Astrology on its own but it explain Zodiac perfectly, only a master at Zodiac would see it so, all the different part of Astrology is connected one way or the other and explain eachother perfectly, only Masters would know this
OK I see your point.. then you most be a master right?
RomanceRe: Whats Your Star Sign ? Check In To See Your Match. by uzumakis: 11:58pm On Apr 09, 2015
PunkyOh:
Lol, if you say so. You do know that the "water" the water bearer is carrying & pouring to the earth is knowledge, right? Now you tell me what is humanity/human without knowledge? Things like computers & technology are also ruled by the sign of Aquarius. What is the world without electricity, computers etc? Y'all need us more than we need you cheesy Without Aquarius the world would still be smashing stones together to make fire lol
this girl stubborn gan cheesy ... We need you water bearers, same way we need all them others cheesy.
see the way you twist em favour your type kai
RomanceRe: Whats Your Star Sign ? Check In To See Your Match. by uzumakis: 11:54pm On Apr 09, 2015
shumuel:
Astrology i said not Zodiac, there are hundreds of Astrology you know, ranging from Chinese, Fruits, Sunchart, Numerology, Job, Egypt, e.t.c i Know them all and Temperament is one
sorry I thought I read zodiac.. no mind me but still you know temperament doesn't equate zodiac sha...?
RomanceRe: Whats Your Star Sign ? Check In To See Your Match. by uzumakis: 11:41pm On Apr 09, 2015
PunkyOh:
LOL, and what about that water "thingy" ? Doesn't change that Aquarius is the only fully formed man of the zodiac. The oga at the top of goats, sheep, crabs & other things of the zodiac cheesy
madam I know you won't give in easily is typical for your type cheesy .
see Aquarius equal water bearer.. be it shown by a drawing of a grown man pouring out water from a water jar or otherwise.. water bearer is what you are cheesy cheesy . those oga when u talk all nah either goat, sheep, crabs etc as their archetype...
RomanceRe: Whats Your Star Sign ? Check In To See Your Match. by uzumakis: 11:33pm On Apr 09, 2015
zodiac could be use to accurately tells one temperament though other factors play decisive role too...
for temperament being another form of zodiac! hell no!**
RomanceRe: Whats Your Star Sign ? Check In To See Your Match. by uzumakis: 11:27pm On Apr 09, 2015
PunkyOh:
Aquarius is the humanitarian of the zodiac for one. Enough said.

How about you list the Virgo qualities that make you believe they're more human than other signs?
Hey 'water bearer' we not arguing, am not cut out for that cheesy , still I will like you to know this

RomanceRe: Whats Your Star Sign ? Check In To See Your Match. by uzumakis: 11:16pm On Apr 09, 2015
shumuel:
Oh thats what you mean.
Well yes they could be most times but this affect their females the most, their male are mostly bad guyscheesy, who could bring down friends of 5 at the same time.

The females weak spot is the Stomach or Navel area, why its so defficult to please they, i mean who would be play with that and leave the Boob.s and A.ss, and if you dont please a Virgo he/she gets hurt and pay you back in a Thousand fold, reasons why they are not so Romantic, they are just getting even. Pay back is their middle name
Virgo are Earth sign so doing stuff like hanging out and all you listed might come good as they natural could atone yet they never in one with all this, always seen outta crowd.
RomanceRe: Whats Your Star Sign ? Check In To See Your Match. by uzumakis: 11:09pm On Apr 09, 2015
PunkyOh:
Dude, I've been studying astrology for YEARS, so I know exactly what I'm talking about. Matter of fact, one Nairalander here & I belong to the same astrology forum. I know Astrology like the back of my hand.

Below is Aquarius.
I see you have interest for science..
remember I said archetype, pls highlight the human archetype of an Aqua*
RomanceRe: Whats Your Star Sign ? Check In To See Your Match. by uzumakis: 10:53pm On Apr 09, 2015
shumuel:
Nope Virgos are not boring, its just that they just don't roll with JUST anyone they are very selective, they get hurt easily and keeps their distance if hurt but fun to be with, the males would buy the whole Bar rounds without even knowing anyone just because he knows he has the cash to do so but the females...
they are boring in the nature of romance I mean... knowing completely they are loners who prefer them brain to visible pals.
RomanceRe: Whats Your Star Sign ? Check In To See Your Match. by uzumakis: 10:51pm On Apr 09, 2015
PunkyOh:
Virgo the only sign wearing a full human archetype? Aquarius is a full man, no animal parts unlike the rest of the signs. Gemini too, two youths.
check your zodiac signs again madam
RomanceRe: Whats Your Star Sign ? Check In To See Your Match. by uzumakis: 10:17pm On Apr 09, 2015
shumuel:
Mactuoyo
God Bless you, you just showed everyone why Cancerians are the Best Star Sign ever, we are Classified as the The Mother Sign while Leos are the Father Sign.

What you have Metioned is not just for July 11 but all Cancerians June 20/22 - July 20/22
mind you there's nothing like best zodiac sign Lol..... never knew Cancerian to be this cocky thought Scorpion's arehuh
RomanceRe: Whats Your Star Sign ? Check In To See Your Match. by uzumakis: 10:12pm On Apr 09, 2015
the most boring and the most intellectual sign Lol..
I envy them Virgo the only sign wearing a full human archetype, surely they are what humans are like the brain whos purpose is to serve humanity yet being the sidekick behind all...
some say they are the extreme gifted for they so clairvoyant but I say they dead boring and deeply introverted..
RomanceRe: She Is Six Weeks Pregnant But She Needs A Father To Claim The Child. by uzumakis: 10:14pm On Apr 05, 2015
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the funniest post ever cheesy
RomanceRe: Her sex addiction would blow your mind!!! by uzumakis: 7:45am On Mar 12, 2015
DarkAngel86:
Fake as in how? My account my picture or as a person? Then No, No, and HELL NO...
then why get bothered, beside we live in such a system were everyone doesn't care so....
its a faceless forum after all and anyone can decide how to act and what to say. just enjoy yourself as long as you want but don't go causing trouble cheesy

BTW you said you pix... lemme check if its.....hehehe
RomanceRe: Her sex addiction would blow your mind!!! by uzumakis: 7:32am On Mar 12, 2015
DarkAngel86:
I don't understand how I am being accused of being fake. I just registered and I get attacked.
easy.... Are you fake?
RomanceRe: Her sex addiction would blow your mind!!! by uzumakis: 7:23am On Mar 12, 2015
ZedX6:
ZedX is not as gullible as you are. I spot fake people as a hobby. It's as easy as breathing. How I choose to engage them is strictly my business. How about you quit acting judge and all so knowledgeable about what you obviously do not know, and mind your business.

I mean this in a friendly way.

Cheers.
maybe am easily persuaded cheesy...... but still don't you think spotting and removing fakes and their like should be done by those paid moderators?
BTW if I did act a judge then am sorry not my intention but criticing me of interference**same can be said of you mate cheesy
RomanceRe: Her sex addiction would blow your mind!!! by uzumakis: 7:03am On Mar 12, 2015
though I do keep still and observe, 'Zedx' I do say you out of the line. you quoted the moniker rudely and d post following for was childish, Dax took it in with a swift but a friendly reply yet u again shout foul and still doing same. man quit dat act so not you...
Darkangel resorting to insult as calling someone fool doesnt sound mature..
make una apologise and call truce joor cheesy
RomanceRe: Why You Should Date A Girl Who Doesn’t Need To Wear Makeup To Feel Beautiful by uzumakis: 4:53pm On Mar 10, 2015
Xiadnat:
I hear you.....that's all I am on about too.

.....such double standards. Men don't know what they want either.
learn to speak sensibly you just make your being look dirty... being a feminist means you hate men right!! you such a douche .....
Phone/Internet MarketRe: We Buy & Pay Cash! by uzumakis: 10:48pm On Mar 05, 2015
I have Tecno f8 for sale
PhonesRe: Do You Want An Iphone 4? by uzumakis: 10:38pm On Feb 28, 2015
Opistorincos:
U go swap with s4??
where you dey?
RomanceRe: Would You Marry A Man Or Woman Knowing He/she Had A Baby In The Past? by uzumakis: 7:45pm On Feb 26, 2015
robosky02:
hahaha

abeg i wan hear the reason


aya start
let's just say I can't take and start believing that your car is mine, even if I do I will be deceiving myself so bad one can't deceive thy self for so long. So I assume why start what I can't finish if em no dey do me...
#you dig?
RomanceRe: Would You Marry A Man Or Woman Knowing He/she Had A Baby In The Past? by uzumakis: 4:47pm On Feb 26, 2015
robosky02:
real love overlooks ...........

can you give the reason you cant
real loves overlooks you say? lemme ask you will real love turn you from being a guy to being a gal?
stop those sentimental approach jawe**** real love brings you at of you and not chinedo out off balogun.

my reasons plenty oh you know go like to hear em oh******
RomanceRe: Would You Marry A Man Or Woman Knowing He/she Had A Baby In The Past? by uzumakis: 4:37pm On Feb 26, 2015
the part where the OP said the ' the lady decided to give tony a trial ' makes me laugh... so gals are like if they dating a guy is more a privilege to the guy lol.
that aside for me I can't marry a single parent, not saying others cant , but I can't for some reasons....

also all others saying the guy don't love her that's why hes acting the way he's acting, well I want to say loving someone don't mean you cant be yourself or hold still to your dreams and wants...# just saying
RomanceRe: My Experience With A Nairaland Babe by uzumakis: 3:07pm On Feb 23, 2015
jemimaa01:
hahahaahaha,if this is true,I would give up dinner to know who the girl isundecided....this your English would def make the dogs bark....no offeinse embarassed
now lemme derail a bit.....
I like your big nose***
RomanceRe: Help!! I Only See Him At Night by uzumakis: 9:11am On Feb 23, 2015
PrettyEmy:
We met on social network... The first time I saw him was 26th of december, and it was at night
He told me he is a doctor and have been to his house, he is really a doctor
We talked for 2weeks before we finally met
No date it seems from what you said. Also I could see you actually bought in to him because he do tell you his a doctor which you then confirm..... Let's just say you too are on equal foot meeting your sole purpose of the union.
RomanceRe: My Ex Fiancée Want Me Back For Wife But Am Married by uzumakis: 4:07pm On Feb 22, 2015
sweettease:
I was so upset, even though it's none of my business. I'm still trying to understand how she can term this scenario confusing, so much so that she is asking for advice.
don't bother understanding cause you will just stress yourself so..
Then again she might be trolling you know human can't be this disoriented.
RomanceRe: My Ex Fiancée Want Me Back For Wife But Am Married by uzumakis: 3:17pm On Feb 22, 2015
sweettease:
They has to be more to this, did you cheat on your husband with him? Are you pregnant for him? I still don't understand how this issue should get you confused to the point of seeking advice.
I guess you more upset by the OP than I am**

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