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AutosRe: Cityhood -Not for me.? by uzuz(op): 11:37pm On Dec 30, 2016
bizzle2:
You still owe me a heavily worded apology, miss sugar mummy
I hereby use this medium to tender this heavily worded APOLOGY to this birds of, l mean to you bizzle2. grin
AutosRe: Cityhood -Not for me.? by uzuz(op): 11:35pm On Dec 30, 2016
HazzanTazzan:
Chai...

I wish everyone was like me ...
I saw a cute Nissan Altima on jiji website while I was looking buy my first car after making some cash from Fiverr works...
I called the guy, headed straight to Lagos ... Got a friend who gave me his mechanic ...
We went to inspect and I made the guy drive me down to Abeokuta in the car ...
Lodged him in a hotel and the next morning, I took him to the bank to pay him....

That's how to buy a car
grin
Everyone can't be like you Alimi...
AutosRe: My Unfortunate Dealing With the fraudulent FortuneVal by uzuz(f): 11:31pm On Dec 30, 2016
HazzanTazzan:
Yeeeeeeparipa...

Who sabi me for here like this?
grin grin grin
AutosRe: Cityhood -Not for me.? by uzuz(op): 10:12pm On Dec 30, 2016
[quote author=leksymaxy post=52405071][/quote]Which was why the modification happened.. undecided

I also helped make bold his "opening statement" grin grin
AutosRe: Cityhood -Not for me.? by uzuz(op): 10:02pm On Dec 30, 2016
seyola:
Expecting d below response from Citihood;
My fellow nairalanders, don't mind Madam Uzuz, she is not being truthful. Infact, she is ritualist. The guy she called her brother is her boyfriend. She even confided in me dat I shouldn't let her husband know dat she bought car for her boyfriend. The guy in question wanted to outplay her(her sugar mummy). He asked me to transfer certain amount of money to him dat he will help me talk to Madam Uzuz and d whole matter will die naturally.
On a serious note, dis guy Dada should be arrested as soon as possible
let me help you make people understand - a first read for someone who do not read through from your "stand" will actually attribute me to what you are talking about.
AutosRe: Cityhood -Not for me.? by uzuz(op): 9:55pm On Dec 30, 2016
seyola:
Expecting d below response from Citihood;
My fellow nairalanders, don't mind Madam Uzuz, she is not being truthful. Infact, she is ritualist. The guy she called her brother is her boyfriend. She even confided in me dat I shouldn't let her husband know dat she bought car for her boyfriend. The guy in question wanted to outplay her(her sugar mummy). He asked me to transfer certain amount of money to him dat he will help me talk to Madam Uzuz and d whole matter will die naturally.
On a serious note, dis guy Dada should be arrested as soon as possible
modifying my response after getting level headed and reading through again.....

Seyola grin


kingreign:
Hmmm. Na wa o
You have seen my "sugar son" l believe..


bizzle2:
Lol, spot on
miracle4:
grin grin grin grin
Birds of same feather
AutosRe: My Unfortunate Dealing With the fraudulent FortuneVal by uzuz(f): 9:47pm On Dec 30, 2016
HazzanTazzan:
Wow... This is interesting ...
I hope this OP (anichizara) has eyes and now knows the reason why Uzuz isn't giving any information on here...
@uzuz, I greet you and applaud your brilliant IQ in handling this situation at least to make sure the guys pays you your money...

Mr OP shld use his brain to get the necessary details cos I believe that Uzuz won't divulge informations abt this scammer (fortuneVal) until she gets out all her own funds ...
Alimi
Alimi
Alimi
AutosRe: Cityhood -Not for me.? by uzuz(op): 10:02am On Dec 30, 2016
the beautiful 'photo material'

AutosRe: Cityhood -Not for me.? by uzuz(op): 10:01am On Dec 30, 2016
The vehicle is beautiful as a 'photo material'

AutosRe: Cityhood -Not for me.? by uzuz(op): 9:50am On Dec 30, 2016
FINAL PART

l made cityhood aware that the vehicle is of no use to me, my brother hates it; the vehicle is the exact way it came to us. It has not been touched in anyway; not been registered... I would like to have less the expenses incurred; the principal amount (which is 2m) back.

He only called to apologise and asked for my forgiveness - (l think he has mastered the art of asking for forgiveness) as it should make everything OK, afterall he has said sorry and everyone should move on.
Since this vehicle was shipped in supposedly by HIM and there being no third party, it should not have to be any problems with him refunding me and taking the vehicle back.

He is yet to say anything to me, He has asked me to forgive him and because l said that l forgave his ignorance; everything is ok.

So, let me use this medium to make cityhood aware that the vehicle is still in the exact condition you brought it down to us, never been used or registered. You can still refund me and take it.
Take, sell and refund have dealt with me in the past especially from a past experience with fortuneval, so l rather prefer refund(even if it is 90%) and collect...

I will be awaiting your response Oga hood.
AutosRe: Cityhood -Not for me.? by uzuz(op): 1:08am On Dec 30, 2016
Kjnwancaro:
Uzuz from your story it is safe to assume you're not an average Nigerian. Where I'm from women are treated like eggs, the moment they crack hell let loose. We've heard strories from many NLders falling victim of that bloke but no body has come out boldly to say they won the fight against his scam, can you make life more miserable for him to cough out your money?-- or you've already done that? Tell it all in concluding part
define an average Nigerian.. undecided
AutosRe: Cityhood -Not for me.? by uzuz(op): 1:07am On Dec 30, 2016
PART 2

December 2nd as early as 6am, I got a call stating that the vehicle have now arrived the destination; I called my brother with all the excitement in the world and told him to go to that junction and meet with someone to pick up something for me; I said please do not drive to the place - perhaps that gave it away but he went anyway. I was anxious on the other end of the phone awaiting a cheerful glow and all the shenanigans from an excited boy but it suddenly dawned on me that it was just sham!!

The mechanic who drove it all the way from Zaria is always quick to handover the keys and disappear; my brother started listing EVERYTHING THAT WAS WRONG WITH THE VEHICLE there and then. BTW, this vehicle is Tokunbo as stated

Too many warning lights on the dashboard
airbag issues
some parts in the vehicle held with cellotape
ac not working
my brother stated that the vehicle have been involved in an accident - perhaps the deal with the airbag, cityhood said that the bumpers were just resprayed and nothing at all, only resprayed due to container ish.
Cityhood adviced me to get a scanner operator to wipe off the warning lights; So I asked him why would I do such a thing to a vehicle that my brother is supposedly going to drive?
He then tried to say I should research google, airbag indicators is meant to be active for BMW, I told oga cityhood that I am a driver and as such, knows what a safety and warning light is and the difference between the both of them. This was all on the 2nd; I mentioned all these things to him and all he did was give me a smiley face. Hehe..

so I waited for some days as I am known to be VERY PATIENT and he did not say anything nor get back to me, so on the 11th I made him understand how I actually felt and then he started apologising which I have noticed that he is quite very good at. He tried to say "no matter what, there are many or little things a buyer will have to fix in a vehicle to their taste" Mechanical or electrical issues are not exactly something to be suited to taste now, is it? He was trying to exonerate himself for the mere fact that the vehicle was driven from the North to the East and then he now started questioning the mechanics in the east and their ability to work on a BMW - the question was; I have not bothered to get a mechanic nor touch the vehicle; feedback being given to him was based on what my brother who is not a mechanic was able to see. And then he said it is not a brand new car with two quotation marks which piss-ed me off.. He never disclosed any of the "hidden and glaring faults" of the vehicle which is worth nothing - nowhere at all what I paid for it.

TBC...
AutosRe: Cityhood -Not for me.? by uzuz(op):
PART 1

Hello house, the man in red 'G'

When l started this post having followed the reviews attributed to city-hood; l was hopeful that l will be among those who will shower high praises and all the bla bla bla... I am but rather unfortunate as the reverse IS the case.

I first had a chat with city-hood(who by the way is a smooth talker) on the 28th of November, I was not scared to give him the money or anything (like I said, too many POSITIVE reviews) I agreed on a price with him; paid on the 29th of November.
On the 30th, he tried to convince me of the need to put some security stuffs and all what not in the vehicle, all of which I politely rejected. I got my receipt/invoice later in the evening of the same day..

Fast forward to Dec 1 - The driver set off, all the way from Kaduna to the East.

OK, let us rewind to my aim of wanting to purchase this vehicle - A kinda surprise thing for my junior brother who have been an amazing guy cheesy Knowing how masculine he portrays himself to be and also for the fact that a recent purchase of a different vehicle kinda makes him "feminine" due to the make and built of the vehicle; I wanted to keep that for my feminine self and get this x3 for his masculine self...


TBC ......
AutosRe: Cityhood -Not for me.? by uzuz(op): 12:31pm On Dec 29, 2016
pacino26:
I thought the song was "Lady in red" when did you remix it na huh huh huh

Patiently waiting for your ojuelegba story.
Oga don sing a new one

musco4me:
Lols.
The lady DAT had affair with cityhood inside a BMW x3.
Lols grin cool
While you were driving... cheesy

aieromon:
We've been waiting sotey I've run out of popcorn.
Buy zobo

kingreign:
My share nko huh
GAZZUZZ:
Let us share, as we wait.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3554500_giphy_giff78492f0513c659e69dab2e47f567202
SMH
AutosRe: Cityhood -Not for me.? by uzuz(op): 9:44am On Dec 29, 2016
The 'man' that writes in red have contacted me to tell a story. l will be back soon...
HealthRe: The Woman Carrying Oxygen To Survive And The Crying Little Boy In New Photos by uzuz(f): 5:52pm On Dec 07, 2016
avicky:
My thoughts exactly. And here the woman is blind but she was on the steering. How can a blind woman drive.?

Maybe she was at the passenger's seat. But I saw her close to a steering. It is well.
Ma, Kenyans and South Africans use RHD (Right Hand Drive)

Where exactly can you see steering wheel from the photo abeg??
HealthRe: The Woman Carrying Oxygen To Survive And The Crying Little Boy In New Photos by uzuz(f): 5:49pm On Dec 07, 2016
sheedy407:
Cant you see there is a key on that door?
Thats the drivers side
Are you kidding me? There is no key on the passenger's side? Are you freak-ing kidding me??
HealthRe: The Woman Carrying Oxygen To Survive And The Crying Little Boy In New Photos by uzuz(f): 3:50pm On Dec 07, 2016
sheedy407:
In as much that i appreciate this pictures,i observed somethings.....

1-- It was said that the woman carring oxygen cant see,how come she was on the drivers seat inside the car on the express?
2-- Do we now have camera men standing in traffic taking photos?

I dont want to say this was staged because i just expressed my views on the picture.
1, right hand drive oga....
2, just like you, many people have phones and "strangely" phones have camera!
AutosRe: My Unfortunate Dealing With the fraudulent FortuneVal by uzuz(f): 10:52pm On Dec 04, 2016
AND THAT IS IT!!

AutosRe: My Unfortunate Dealing With the fraudulent FortuneVal by uzuz(f): 10:51pm On Dec 04, 2016
I CHANGED MY PHONE AND HAVE LOST OLD CONVERSATIONS WITH THE FATHER

CONVERSATION WITH THE DAD!!

AutosRe: My Unfortunate Dealing With the fraudulent FortuneVal by uzuz(f): 10:43pm On Dec 04, 2016
last email from Emeka before I decided to get onto his dad

AutosRe: My Unfortunate Dealing With the fraudulent FortuneVal by uzuz(f): 10:42pm On Dec 04, 2016
continues

AutosRe: My Unfortunate Dealing With the fraudulent FortuneVal by uzuz(f): 10:37pm On Dec 04, 2016
I will not be saying too much or responding to anyone who tries to smear my name further. Just because not everyone bring their issues online does not mean there is no issue.

You guys want to laugh at the expense of others, make joke out of serious issues... If l had relayed my case here with him; how would any of you have helped me? How many people have you helped here? Than throw tantrums and call names... I tried to help him sell his car so he can repay me. Again, I need not explain my self anymore. I am going to share just a few messages and you guys might want to check the dates incase you think I made it up.

AutosRe: My Unfortunate Dealing With the fraudulent FortuneVal by uzuz(f): 10:31pm On Dec 04, 2016
adrusa:
This uzzuz and fortuneval are one and the same person in my opinion. Their advertised numbers are the same and they use similar lines in their advertisements. Lets grab uzzuz before he too disappears. Don't be fooled by his antics, including pretending being a female.
Its uzuz Oga and the name is Uzoma and l am female. Right from 2007 I registered on nairaland - I have been female.
AutosRe: Cityhood -Not for me.? by uzuz(op): 10:26pm On Dec 04, 2016
Raymie:
With or without raincoat?
princetom1:
What can a man say? Cityhood don pay ur bride price abi him score a male goal? Oh, tongue
musco4me:
well make the guy come clear himself too
aieromon:
What has he done? Has he scored a goal? My drink is getting hot oh
It all happened inside a BMW x3 - All the way from Kaduna to Enugu..
Nice Dude!!
Cityhood delivered!!!!
AutosRe: Cityhood -Not for me.? by uzuz(op): 10:45am On Dec 03, 2016
Hahahahahah... All these waiters sef..

cityhood has done it!
AutosRe: Cityhood -Not for me.? by uzuz(op): 10:27pm On Nov 29, 2016
GAZZUZZ:
she want to spill the beans cheesy
Some people.... who write in red, fear them!
AutosRe: Cityhood -Not for me.? by uzuz(op): 8:36pm On Nov 29, 2016
GAZZUZZ:
waiting to see also...
Me too...
AutosRe: Cityhood -Not for me.? by uzuz(op): 8:18pm On Nov 29, 2016
itunesgiftcard:
Lol no his Moses
Etinosajay:
And you're his John the Baptist?
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
AutosCityhood -Not for me.? by uzuz(op):
Cityhood is about to do Something Great... l am patiently waiting....




modified 30/12

It's a nay from me!!
AutosRe: 2014 Hyundai IX 35 Bought Brand New...4.6m by uzuz(f): 7:51pm On Nov 24, 2016
benjamytes:
Sharp
SOLD!! grin grin
Car TalkRe: BMW Inspection Expert Needed by uzuz(op): 7:50pm On Nov 24, 2016
Thanks everyone.

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