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I hv even 4gotten dat , nigeria has something dey national I'd card

Akpos was toasting a girl. After everything the girl asked him, "Are you in school and what course are you studying because I can't date an Illiterate o?. Akpos lied to her, and said "Yes I am in school and I'm studying food science". 2weeks later, the girl saw Akpos washing plates in a local restaurant. *Shocked*Gosh what are U doing here? Akpos smiled and said, . . . . . . . . . "AM DOING MY I.T" Lolz one word for akpos?

WHO LIE PASS
GUY: BABE WHAT PHONE IS THIS
GIRL: WELL IS THE NEW BOLD20
GUY: BOLD20 DEY?
GIRL: YES
GUY: HOW MUCH? GIRL: BOUGHT IT N300K
GUY: WTF WHAT CAN IT DO
GIRL: IT DOESNT GO OFF...IT HAS
NO BATTERY...IT DOESNT NEED A
SIM CARD TO BROWSE..IT CHARGES
THROUGH SOLAR... WBU..
WHICH PHONE DO U USE
GUY: (I CANT FALL MY HANDS SO
I HAD TO LIE TOO) WELL I'M
USING...SAMSUNGGALAXY AIT STV
NOKIA APPLES WINDOWS IPHONE30
GIRL: WAT WHICH CAN FONE B
DAT?...HOW MUCH?
GUY: JUST 500K
GIRL: BABE ARE U SERIOUS? WHAT CAN IT DO?
GUY: HMMM...IT CAN DO ALOT OF
THE
PHONE BROWSES ON ITS OWN IT
HAS
FRIDGE..BEDROOMND PARLOUR INSIDE...NO NEED 4 CHARGING...THE
ONE I LOVE MOST IS DAT..IT HELPS
ME
DO ALL D HOUSE CHORES AND IF M
IN D
PARLOUR WATCHING A MOVIE AND D
PHONE IS IN MY BEDROOM...IF IT
STARTS
TO RING D PHONE WILL WALK FROM
THE
ROOM TO D PARLOUR SHOUTING MY NAME
SAYING ...I DEY RING OH...
I'M RINGING...
GIRL: CHAi guy U CAN LIE
GUY: NO BE U START AM? #‎lol‬

[/i][i][b][/b][color=#990000][/color]We tank God no lyf ws lost but drivers u guys should ride on a low speed

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how do we stop all dis killing