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Romance › Re: We Sexed On Our First Date, Hope I'm Not Cheap? by valirex: 11:17am On Oct 25, 2017
jerryunit48:
No wonder your pvssy is wide you give it out so easy
Lol, very funny
But don't mind this guy am sure he is joking.

You aren't cheap he won't see it that way if he loves you.

By the way aren't you scared of HIV ?
Crime › Re: Hoodlums Tied By Security Men In The East (Photos) by valirex: 11:04am On Oct 25, 2017
Douglaufuoma:
human right activist but the person they rob deserve it, those they have stolen and raped before deserve. may armed robbers visit you and people come to their rescue
I support you jare, some people support injustice in the name being civilized
Family › Re: "Where Is Your Mother?": Nigerian Mom Asks White Lady In Bikini On The Street by valirex: 10:51am On Oct 25, 2017
Newboss:
These backward people have carried their nonsense overseas? undecided angry

I wonder what she will do when she sees 2 men kissing passionately. angry angry
Don't compare that homosexuality
Culture › Re: Oba Of Benin, Ewuare, His Wives And Children In Cute Family Photo by valirex: 1:10pm On Oct 24, 2017
Rockyrocky:
I don't care, you and Ewure are idiots. You will be better dead than alive who cares what you think.
Who gives a fvck if you care.

Culture › Re: Oba Of Benin, Ewuare, His Wives And Children In Cute Family Photo by valirex: 12:41pm On Oct 24, 2017
Rockyrocky:
Haha, all sycophants are poor, Ewure sycophants are even poorer. We are not in the same category.
Bragger, you forgot you just agreed that you brag.
you are lost monkey boy.
Tell me how you want the transportation of your monkey mom to her monkey son, air or by sea?
Culture › Re: Oba Of Benin, Ewuare, His Wives And Children In Cute Family Photo by valirex: 12:39pm On Oct 24, 2017
Rockyrocky:
Haha like Ewure is making you and your miserable parents wail in poverty?
Ouch I really hit a soft spot on him he just added my parents to the topic, you make no sense.
from the Oba to my parents?
Nigga you are lost and pointless.
You still haven't told me how you want the transportation of your monkey mother?
Culture › Re: Oba Of Benin, Ewuare, His Wives And Children In Cute Family Photo by valirex: 12:36pm On Oct 24, 2017
Rockyrocky:
Haha! He never dreams of having a house, even bingos with good masters have FYI
Monkey boy, stop bragging.
or should I ship you your mother at the zoo.
I understand you are poor and just trying to catch a little fame here, I will pay the bills for the transportation of your monkey mother.
How do you want it, Air or by sea?
Culture › Re: Oba Of Benin, Ewuare, His Wives And Children In Cute Family Photo by valirex: 12:33pm On Oct 24, 2017
Rockyrocky:
Mumu, am here to make you cry for your miserable life. Not a spelling competition. If I want competition in anything I will engage with humans not a bingo.
wait are you trying to tell me you are already crying, better get a bucket cos am gonna make you cry out every liquid in you

Culture › Re: Oba Of Benin, Ewuare, His Wives And Children In Cute Family Photo by valirex: 12:28pm On Oct 24, 2017
Rockyrocky:
Mumu, poor fool, phone is not achievement if I want the latest smart phone I will make a call and they will ship it to my house. I doubt if you even have address in the land of the living. Bingo
Monkey boy stop bragging

ship it to your house, lol not only shipping to your house they will teleport it to you.
bastard monkey boy
Culture › Re: Oba Of Benin, Ewuare, His Wives And Children In Cute Family Photo by valirex: 12:27pm On Oct 24, 2017
Rockyrocky:
Noble man? Mumu idiot your brain has been washed at the dirty palace shrine, only hopeless slave envy spiritually doomed set of people destined for abyss.

See who is screaming frustration, don't expose yourself here you are the frustrated idiot. Only the poor fight the battle of the rich and influential like you are doing because they feel so inferior and dejected hence they try to make themselves relevant by attaching themselves to something that looks like success. You can't get it you are so backward thinking. You are a caveman ,success have eluded you cause your dead brain don't know anyway to get it other than praising those stealing from you

Yea I brag. Am not given rice to eat by one compound 18th century polygamous old fool I I'm an independent man and think for myself. If were you I will go to him and ask for your brain back that they have sacrificed to the gods so you can have a life again.
Lol monkey boy knows he brags.
The fact my ancestors dealt with your monkey ancestors doesn't mean you should remain a monkey, like I said sell one of your kidneys so as have enough funds to buy a smart phone or computer they will help you auto correct your illiteracy
Culture › Re: Oba Of Benin, Ewuare, His Wives And Children In Cute Family Photo by valirex: 12:16pm On Oct 24, 2017
Rockyrocky:
Haha! You are the dr. You should be doing the spell check with your traditional Ewure university degree. Bingo
Learn to spell you monkey boy, You claim to be on a higher level so represent it.
Culture › Re: Oba Of Benin, Ewuare, His Wives And Children In Cute Family Photo by valirex: 12:10pm On Oct 24, 2017
Rockyrocky:
Your god is driving a car made by white men with the money he stole from the land . The same white men you are not kissing their ass. Ewure kisses white mens[/] ass and you kiss his ass you are way bellow me suckers.
There is nothing like [b]mens

Sell one of your kidneys so you can get enough funds to buy a smart phone or computer they will help you auto correct you illiteracy

Culture › Re: Oba Of Benin, Ewuare, His Wives And Children In Cute Family Photo by valirex: 12:06pm On Oct 24, 2017
Rockyrocky:
Your god is driving a car made by white men with the money he stole from the land . The same white men you are not kissing their ass. Ewure kisses white mens ass and you kiss his ass you are way bellow me suckers.
White man's slave, go steal our own money. Poverty stricken bastard.
illegal immigrant look here, go and find shelter by kissing white men ass.
You make no sense.
The fact your king kiss owhite men's ass doesn't mean the rest Nigerian Kings do that

bastard monkey boy look for bananas

Culture › Re: Oba Of Benin, Ewuare, His Wives And Children In Cute Family Photo by valirex: 12:00pm On Oct 24, 2017
Rockyrocky:
You are still alive ? Your day wasted worshiping a man with one dick and many wives, what a waste of oxygen hopefully they will start making people pay for the air they breath so that lazy unscrupulous elements like you will get a job and pay their bills.
Buried fool, I am alive you think where I come from we die like your short span monkey mother ?
Culture › Re: Oba Of Benin, Ewuare, His Wives And Children In Cute Family Photo by valirex: 11:46am On Oct 24, 2017
Rockyrocky:
Why should I prove anything to a faceless caveman like you, all I have to do is to wait for Nepa to seize your power and put you out of your misery, be ready to buy fuel for your off the grid I pass my neighbor. And don't forget to go and fetch some water, oh make sure you have kerosene to cook else you will starve and when you close from your slave job at your ancestors palace don't die in the heat infested bus that will take you home.

Me and you no de for the same category that's all you need to know. For all I know you are a faceless jellyfish on a faceless forum go and hang already
Look at this ape, you have a face?
lol, you are a bastard. I am better than you in all ramifications.
See this illegal immigrant, you better hide from the police when your white master sends you on errands lest you will be deported like the ape that you are.

Take a look at your mother below better go save her lest she spends the rest of her life in the zoo where you guys belong:

Culture › Re: Oba Of Benin, Ewuare, His Wives And Children In Cute Family Photo by valirex: 11:31am On Oct 24, 2017
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Culture › Re: Oba Of Benin, Ewuare, His Wives And Children In Cute Family Photo by valirex: 11:27am On Oct 24, 2017
Rockyrocky:
Noble man? Mumu idiot your brain has been washed at the dirty palace shrine, only hopeless slave envy spiritually doomed set of people destined for abyss.

See who is screaming frustration, don't expose yourself here you are the frustrated idiot. Only the poor fight the battle of the rich and influential like you are doing because they feel so inferior and dejected hence they try to make themselves relevant by attaching themselves to something that looks like success. You can't get it you are so backward thinking. You are a caveman ,success have eluded you cause your dead brain don't know anyway to get it other than praising those stealing from you

Yea I brag. Am not given rice to eat by one compound 18th century polygamous old fool I I'm an independent man and think for myself. If were you I will go to him and ask for your brain back that they have sacrificed to the gods so you can have a life again.
see this compound idiot with no background, do you think before you type, everything you type are what you do, for example saying that Only the poor fight the battle of the rich and influential like you are doing because they feel so inferior and dejected hence they try to make themselves relevant by attaching themselves to something that looks like success you came online and started insulting some one that has no business with you, acting exactly like the monkey that you.
You mother should have aborted you like I typed before, you are a wasted fetus. You are a bastard. A fool of no consequential value, an epitome of disgrace to your mother. no wonder you don't know your father. Your entire family is a disgrace to the animal world where your mother got you from. Look here you white man's slave you said you have a job what are you doing by this time of the day, yeah that's true I forgot we are in a different time zone. fvck asshole liar. prove it you are not in Nigeria.
Bastard
Culture › Re: Oba Of Benin, Ewuare, His Wives And Children In Cute Family Photo by valirex: 8:56am On Oct 24, 2017
odigbosky:
Most pple dont know that assuming the British did not form Nigeria, we Edos would have a nation of ours where the Oba would reign supreme. it would have been an absolute monarchy or something close to what we have in maybe Thailand or Japan before the end of WWII. Call me a slave of the Oba, i am so proud of it. The Oba is in our lives here, we have tried leaving without him once and it was sour for us. Republicanism isn't our thing here. He has tried leaving without us once and it was sour too. When we tell pple that our lives and that of the throne is synchronized they think we are lying...The Oba is in our music, in our greeting, in our prayers, in our ceremonies...He is King of all Edo state and we will continue to hold him in high esteem. The reason why he is one of the most respected Monarch in this country is because of the way we carry him here. We carry him above the Nigeria and other matters. I don't know how we got to be like that but if you are in Benin and you want to be beaten easily....just get into an argument with a Benin Man over the Oba....trust me even police no go talk for ur matter.....God bless all Edo pple.....God bless the Oba of Benin.
Tell this monkey he doesn't know.
How the Muslims in the North reverence Mohammed, that's how we reverence the Oba.


Oba gha to kpere ise
Culture › Re: Oba Of Benin, Ewuare, His Wives And Children In Cute Family Photo by valirex: 6:19am On Oct 24, 2017
Rockyrocky:
Dr mumu. We are not on the same time zone, abi ewure did not tell the world is not flat. What a waste of oxygen you are.
You brag a lot, you have nothing. Poverty is written all over that's why you are trying to take your fustration on a king?

You have failed. You have bitten more than you chew. Read your stupidity how many times has your monkey mother ever told you the shape of the earth, or I forgot she is as uneducated as you are. How much more a prestigious king will have time to walk in the streets educating people. The fact your poverty monkey king does it doesn't mean a real king will do it.

monkey boy g and pluck enough bananas B4 the sun is out. Idiot illiterate monkey like you getting jealous of a noble man.
Like I typed earlier go into the streets and protest
Culture › Re: Oba Of Benin, Ewuare, His Wives And Children In Cute Family Photo by valirex: 6:05am On Oct 24, 2017
Rockyrocky:
Haha. Are you scared that ewure will soon use you for sacrifice to his ancestors? You don't have a choice. Slaves are meant to die a miserable dead. Prepare to die.
Look at this hilarious fool, they say those that have a skeleton in their cupboard are usually the first to point accusing fingers, but monkey boy don't be scared Oba Ewuare doesn't human ritual so you and your bastard monkey family are safe.
monkey boy, the way you are accusing him of human ritual only shows that you are a ritualist who is scared of karma but don't worry karma is coming your way, your white master is gonna use you for that.

#MonkeyBoy
#SonOfBitch
#BornBastard
Culture › Re: Oba Of Benin, Ewuare, His Wives And Children In Cute Family Photo by valirex: 11:31pm On Oct 23, 2017
Rockyrocky:
Haha! Are you hungry yet? You are malnourished and it's affecting your brain did ewure use your brain for sacrifice to his useless ancestors, I think so you are brainless hypnotized palace fool.
Look at this monkey from the family of ritualist you think everyone is like your bastard family that are ritualist. You make no sense you aren't hitting any point. Bastard son of a bitch
Your mother should have aborted you the very moment she knew she was pregnant. If only she knew she would produce a white man's slave. It's a pity she wasted so much on you and you still ended up as a white man's slave.
Monkey boy look here you a bastard from a family of apes, Hunters even dread you guys cos of your monkey pox, the Earth you die on is an abomination because of your monkey pox/Ebola
#MonkeyBoy
#WhiteMan'sSlave
#BornBastard
Family › Re: I Beat My Wife. What Would You Have Done Differently In My Situation? by valirex: 11:24pm On Oct 23, 2017
wrongchoice:
COURTSHIP DAYS AND MY HATRED FOR WOMEN BEATERS
During our courtship days I have always reiterated my stand on men that do beat their wife. I was of the opinion that they are not lesser than a beast.
She is very quiet, she hardly finishes her words, and she was full of smile that my grandma named her “smiling smiling girl”. My family members were thanking God for me because of her gentle nature. She doesn’t have friends, she goes to church regularly. I went for her because I have seen a lot of unhappy homes and by all means I wanted to avoid such situation. Before her, I had seen many girls that I love and they equally love me too. I leave them immediately I see a sign of anger in them. So, I told her that all I wanted in my life was happiness and I will make sure I keep the home together and going smoothly in as much that happens.
She has her trust issues which I thought they were necessary and not out of control (that was my greatest mistake), but aggressiveness and hatred ,I never had that thought a bit. She didn’t even look it.

MY FIRST SHOCKER
After the introduction, she was eager for the wedding despite the fact that I hardly got employed in a small firm barely a year. We fixed the date and arrangements were going.
3 days before the wedding , I told my wife to-be that one of my friends promised to bring event ;ushers for our wedding just to add glamour to the day, she didn’t allow me to finish when she started shouting on top of her voice and with this kind of never seen before aggressiveness. I never saw such red eyes before in 2 years of our courtship and over 6 years as friends. She said my friends and I were bringing oloshos to sleep with for bash eve which I never even plan to have. Her argument wasn’t a concern but I never see her reacted that way. I cried and I knew I was in for a big trouble.

THE REAL SHOW


Fast forward to after wedding. To my surprise, before any argument she would hit me, sometimes slap just less than 2 months in the marriage. I discovered she has the strength of 3 men. We are talking about a lady that never misses any church program as a youth and when we moved to our new area , she became more popular than myself in the church. This went on for a while coupled with terrible issues that I would be taken one after the other.

THE DAY OF LESSON
There was this afternoon that an argument ensue base on (what I will share latter) , she took out knife, I collected it from her, she brought out fork I collected it from her, she resulted to my belt and she started beating me with it ,I didn’t even struggle with her just like before. She took her shoe hitting it on my head ,I didn’t even move, I wasn’t even angry self. She bite me on my shoulder and thumb which nearly had that finger off if not for quick medical attention. At this point a question flashed through my mind, “would this be how my live would be going?”. This woman may even ask me to lay flat to receive some lashes if I didn’t make attempt to stop her. I concluded that I have to do something. Then without any iota of anger in me. I raised my hand up and gave her 2 thunderous slaps across her face. She opened her mouth for complete 5 minutes she couldn’t close it. I knew she would be thinking she has over stepped her boundary. She started shouting that I have killed her and all sorts. People that never had me speak in that street for good one year I stayed their plus close to a year she has spent with me were aghast. Since that day many things changed for the worse. Though she stopped hitting me after that, except sometimes when she would push me against the wall and i get some bruises.
I later travelled home and my siblings were asking me if my hands were tied to my back while a woman was inflicting all these injuries on my body. They saw both the fresh ones and the old bruises. It was a very big issue that families, church members had to intervene. I can tell you since that day things had never remain the same again. It was the beginning of trouble and unhappy home.

My question is this? If you were in my position what would you have done differently?


you can check the previous post here
https://www.nairaland.com/4126638/how-wife-been-terrorizing-me
Take pictures of those cuts/injuries as proof then file for a divorce
Culture › Re: Oba Of Benin, Ewuare, His Wives And Children In Cute Family Photo by valirex: 10:57pm On Oct 23, 2017
Rockyrocky:
Honorable slave ! The chains and shackles around you are spiritual, I can hear the chiming from a million mile away, What a waste. Your life as animal is worse than a dog
White man's slave you still call me a slave? LOL
Slave boy go and cleanup your master's shoes and don't forget to clean up your master's dog's cage

#SlaveBoy
#MonkeyBoy
#WhiteMan'sSlave
#BornBastard
Culture › Re: Oba Of Benin, Ewuare, His Wives And Children In Cute Family Photo by valirex: 10:42pm On Oct 23, 2017
Rockyrocky:
Ewure slave! You initially tagged yourself educated. I have been bringing the illiteracy in you all day . Your case is beyond animal comprehension. Humans can't even dare.
Look at this monkey boy, you are useless you are better off dead, You think you are educated? which educated man will call another person a wasted sperm?
monkey boy with monkey pox.
It's a honor to be Oba Ewuare's slave than you who's a white man's slave.
The white culture you are trying to adopt will not wash of your black colour. You still remain a negroid.
#WhiteMan'sSlave
#MonkeyBoy
#BornBastard
Culture › Re: Oba Of Benin, Ewuare, His Wives And Children In Cute Family Photo by valirex: 10:25pm On Oct 23, 2017
Rockyrocky:
I' m reading the mind of a mumu educated dr. On Nairaland today. And am having fun cause he's so worse than illiterate.
LOL . CAPITAL FOOL.
I remember you once typed that we aren't talking about education but hear you are.
Monkey boy, with no educational background. Empty barrel, what's your qualification?
Stupid monkey, I know you must have cried alot about how your monkey family members are being hunted, go and help them before you go extinct
Monkey boy
#BornBastard
Culture › Re: Oba Of Benin, Ewuare, His Wives And Children In Cute Family Photo by valirex: 9:59pm On Oct 23, 2017
Rockyrocky:
Dr mumu. We are not on the same time zone, abi ewure did not tell the world is not flat. What a waste of oxygen you are.
Have you ever seen a doctor who is a mumu?
Idiot instead of you to go back home to that Forest and develope it you are in another man's land enjoying the fruit of their labour.
Monkey boy go back home and and develope your Forest home
Forest masquerade
Culture › Re: Oba Of Benin, Ewuare, His Wives And Children In Cute Family Photo by valirex: 9:52pm On Oct 23, 2017
Rockyrocky:
Even if your generation were all slaves for ewure. You can do better. Slavery has been abolished .
Hunters are hunting your monkey family, and you can't do anything to help them, and you come here to advise others?

#BornBastard

Jobless Bastard aren't you going to work tomorrow? and you are still awake?

Bastard
Culture › Re: Oba Of Benin, Ewuare, His Wives And Children In Cute Family Photo by valirex: 9:46pm On Oct 23, 2017
Rockyrocky:
Ewure use # swear for you,
Ovie nee ooo grin grin grin grin grin grin grin tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue

Cry monkey boy
#Born bastard
Culture › Re: Oba Of Benin, Ewuare, His Wives And Children In Cute Family Photo by valirex: 9:45pm On Oct 23, 2017
Rockyrocky:
Bleep you Bleep your king don't care who the Bleep he is , the idiot don't put food on my table . It's unfortunate that he can't even feed you well. Bleep all the kings God drown the queen for all I care. Crab like you .
LOL you make no sense now. You wanna cry grin?

#MonkeyBoy
#BornBastard
Culture › Re: Oba Of Benin, Ewuare, His Wives And Children In Cute Family Photo by valirex: 9:38pm On Oct 23, 2017
Rockyrocky:
Sorry I know you don't have a job if not you will be resting after a long Monday, but I will tell your lord EWURE to increase your salary by 50 naira.
Born bastard you are probably resting, and you had the time to go online and tell lies about a King.
your monkey family on that tree will definitely need it.
You aren't even fit or worth even being in the royal zoo.

#FamilyOfMonkeys
#BornBastards
#JoblessBastard
Culture › Re: Oba Of Benin, Ewuare, His Wives And Children In Cute Family Photo by valirex: 9:23pm On Oct 23, 2017
Rockyrocky:
Haha! Prove you have a job? muumuu!
Village masquerade.
Like I typed earlier, Empty barrels make the largest noise

#BornBastard
Culture › Re: Oba Of Benin, Ewuare, His Wives And Children In Cute Family Photo by valirex: 9:20pm On Oct 23, 2017
Rockyrocky:
Haha! Prove you have a job? muumuu!
Village masquerade.
LOL, Forest masquerade. The best space on that tree will soon be exhausted. Better hurry up
#BornBastard

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