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derbykol:
Man City is beatable

Tah, keep quiet who ask u

EmekaBlue have shifted from Madrid to Man city

Carry on

Na small small wahala de start

Chelsea fan una no go lyk calm down

Anything is possible as far as football is concerned, so guys stop this blabbing, and watch how ruthless city will dump u guys

9ja no get future

Remember diz post guyz

Reme[color=#990000][/color]mber diz post guyz

Oga u kum nah

I swear

[b][/b] real madrid are known for their superiority in the champions league.

In the past few years real Madrid have many teams in the champions league, leading them to unbreakable 13 time ucl title

city all d way!! mahrez na slow poison
guy abeg continue with ur Grace matter, ah wan laugh small

really interesting, i really wanna see d end of this story, wen will u release the next story.

i will advice u to continue,
we gatya back

[quote author=Therock5555 post=101113338]Book Two...

Chapter 1....
You Returned With A Broken Leg? Seriously!!!

By the middle of January, Grace hadn't resumed yet. I covered for her because she claimed her folks had missed her and weren't going to allow her come until the last week of January. Little did I know that she was having the time of her life. Our calls were still frequent still but she was always on the road, either she was going to one state for a function or another for pure visit.

One evening she called, she was crying. I was non chalant at first until she informed me that she got involved in an accident. I weak. I was already expecting her that weekend. She had been bragging on the phone that she'll use pussy and destroy me. In my mind, I was like, How?

I thought her injuries were minor, after a week I was already asking her to come back. Lo and behold, when she called me that evening that she was in town, I hurriedly ran there, going to get some coochie love as per loyal boyfriend wey i be.
She was lying on the bed when I walked in, I immediately dived untop of her, I noticed the horror look on her face when she saw me diving, she was trying to form the words 'No' but since I wasn't a super human or had powers to control or reverse time, I landed on top of her with a thud. The scream was priceless..... I had double-dislocated her knee. (According to hér, she, claim the knee cap was half broken.)

So that's how I became a Herbal doctor. Grace had gone to a hospital to visit an Aunt. She went out to get groceries and got ran over by a motorcycle. She was admitted next to the person she went to visit in minutes. She suffered a broken knee cap and a sprained elbow.

Due to her strong head and obligations in my town, she had to cut the hospital charade short and come back. She intended going back every weekend for more treatment which I wasn't comfortable with. The same knee cap that I dived like Oliver Khan upon.

Even though I had a busy schedule, I had to be in her house every morning and evening, even during school days. I'll cook for her, bathe her and spend minutes, massaging her knee. I could see the worries on her face because her doctor informed her that she might never fully recover. She'll keep yapping about how she doesn't want to be using crutches for life or walking with a dent on her walking style.

I kept getting into trouble with HM because she felt that I was coming late intentionally and Grace was using a minor injury to avoid school. HM gave Grace two days to appear in school or face an expulsion which would mean forfeiting the TP project. I wasn't happy with the whole ordeal but an order was an order.

The next morning, I had to go to Grace's place extra early, cooked, bath and dressed her for school. Then she had a special Bike man so she called him to her house. I carried her to the bike, packed her crutches as we left for school.

HM was standing outside the school gate when we both alighted from the bike, as soon as she saw Grace being carried down by me and given crutches, she instantly asked Grace to go back home and rest, while I was to drop her and come back to school. Grace politely hopped pass her and went to her class. She was clearly struggling but determined to continue her day. Throughout that week, Grace kept coming but I did all the teaching until HM replaced her with Swem. To say Grace was displeased was an understatement, she would have agreed for another staff to take her place except Swem. Swem was the opposite, she was clearly elated to be in the same class with her 'presido'.

Grace would hop from her class and come to spy my class through the window. During break I'll have to be in her class before five minutes else she'll sulk all day long. Within two weeks, I was drained already, despite being slightly immobile, she still kept tight tabs on man pikin. I had to press down all my babes except Jenny who had become her favorite bestie, Jenny would run all cooking stuffs when I was in school.

Since Grace had an unlimited access to funds, they'll bake all day long, cook food that could feed their whole compound, the other tenants would just come back from their various lectures and assemble in Grace's room with their plates, Jenny would serve them all. In minutes they'll be cooking again.

It's said that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. So while my stomach was always filled up with two much food, my eyes were on Jenny, like excuse me, I'm a man jare, I hadn't bang for weeks and my balls weighed a ton. I was trying to get closer to Jenny but she kept rebuffing my advances, the steady presence of Ada and Victor. I usually shamelessly flirted in front of them whenever Grace went out.

I finally got my chance one weekend when Grace traveled for her therapy section. Jenny was cooking as usual for the whole compound while I lazied around flipping through channels, she was putting on wrapper as she went in and out of the room. One time I noticed that no bra straps were showing on her shoulders which meant she was braless. Dirty ideas began to float through my head. The Chinese movie I was watching started looking like telletubbies.

I set the movie on record when I couldn't hold it anymore and went to where Grace kept her condoms, I slide one into my shorts pocket and tip toed to the kitchen, I stood watching as she stirred the Egushi soup on the gas cooker. She was humming a song as I sneaked behind her.

As soon as my arms wrap around her, she squealed and tried to turn but my grip was too solid. I immediately began kissing her neck. Of course that was her weakest weak point.

"Stop nah, Pe...." She was already running her fingers through my hair while wiggling her bum on my crotch.

Someone knocked on the door. We paused and listened. Another knock. Then a loud voice of a hungry tenant asking if 'food neva done'.

Before Jenny would respond, I screamed back, "remain 10 minutes". The disgruntled fool went back clinking his plate on the wall as he left.

My grip all this while hadn't left Jenny. I knew I had limited time, it was a matter of time before others came, Ada or Victor would easily enter if they were at the door. So I quickly loosed Jenny's wrapper, she was already clearing the sink when she turned and saw the look of erotica desires in my eyes, it was no use arguing or trying to talk her way out of the situation she found herself in, she just let things be.

I tore the condom in record time. Jenny laughed when she noticed what I was doing.
"You came prepared abi? Yeye boy."

Her soft moan plugged the air as I started drilling her pussy like crude oil was outlined in it's manual. Three minutes every where don burst o. She was not satisfied. I wasn't expecting her to be. That was the game plan, she'll be soo Hot that she wouldn't want to go home that day. Which equates to an all night romp for me. Isn't that a Win-Win?

I was learning how to cook Egushi soup minutes later when Victor walked into the kitchen, he bursted into immediate laughter and winked at me. We all knew that he knew but who cares, he better not snitch, there was too much to lose. One, I could fuvk his own relationship with Ada also. Two, we were buddies and he knew my game paroles. I never told him about Jenny, even though he deciphered some facts but we were to water tight to drop a real cue for him. Well then he knew all his suspicions were true.

---------------++++++++++++++-------------
Grace arrival didn't stop anything, Jenny and I still found out ways to fuvk codely. Grace's leg wasn't getting better either which worried her alot, she started getting depressed and pulling away from everyone. As a 'caring' boyfriend, I was always there for her..... and Jenny..... and some minor side chicks....

Fortunately, my mum came back to town for a couple of weeks. I laid on my bed that night after mumsy came back. I was reminiscencing about Grace's condition. I thought about my mum too, she was the best bone doctor I've ever met. Infact mumsy is a full blown doctor that never made it to Medical school, Her brothers felt school of Education was the best option back then for her but her love for science never left.

My grand dad was a herbal healer so being the only female in the family, my mom was always with her dad, learning everything she knew till date, she has never tried learning anything from the medicine line till date but doctors and owners of Pharmacists always refer hardened cases to her especially matters involving bones. Unfortunately she turned down most long term works and she rarely charge folks she treat. (Be like say na the spirit wey I get wey I sabi do work for people for pennies. Smh)

I had faith that mumsy could handle Grace's case but how to connect both of them was a problem. The next morning, I started by telling her about a female colleague of mine who broke her knee cap and have been struggling with it since. I left the impression that the girl was helpless and her handicap situation was making me do two times my usual work in school. Mumsy bought my lamba and asked to see Grace that evening.

When I informed Grace, she was skeptical at first, she claimed her therapist said she shouldn't allow any other third party to touch her knee. I kept assuring her to give mumsy a trial, by the way, it was free, safe for the items she was to buy.

By evening, she was seated nervously in my sitting room. I warned her to shut up about our relationship. My siblings were aware so they kept their mouth shut too. Grace and Mumsy soon warmed up to each other. My mother began the massage.

Quietly I left the room and went outside. I knew how cringing this sections tend to be. Grace was soon shedding bucket loads of tears as she tried to free herself from my mom's iron grip. Next thing Grace began screaming for her boyfriend to come hold her. Mumsy was confused and was asking where the boyfriend was. Grace immediately choked as realized the precarious situation she was in. Nevertheless, she never stopped screaming for her boyfriend to come safe her.

Amazingly, within ten days, Grace was walking without crutches again. It was a long battle from both her parents and doctors but she stuck with my mum till she got better. Her mum even called mine to thank her.

Within a month after her arrival, Grace was chasing me around the house. Her love for me grew exponentially. We were about copulating for the first time since she came back. I went to her bag to get condoms. She insisted that I brought the bag down. I reluctantly did. She asked me to pour all the condoms on the bed. Then she began counting it.

It was 12 short, I was looking at the ceiling as she counted. Then she started accusing me of cheating on her. I wasn't in the mood for bullshit, okay I was actually in the mood for bullshit because I flipped the table at once on her without remorse.

"Are you asking me of stealing your condoms? Or cheating on you?" I barked at her.

She tried to counter but I was too smart. I started the pity party, reminding her that I was with her all through her ordeal and my payback was an accusation. She weak. Began to apologize and shiiiit. I practically walked out by 11pm that night.

I didn't go far though, I simply pose in one corner and called Victor. When he came out, I explained things to him. He knocked on her door and went in, after five minutes, he came back and asked me to go back in.

Grace immediately knelt when she saw me, begging profusely, I swiftly swept her off to bed and began pressing breast. As I wan enter, I remember say I never strap on, naso I

jeez diz gurl, she no de tire??

diz diaz sef na mortal or evil spirit de diz guy body, een de lock players lyk mad!! see dat tackle een give kain 4 efl final 'worldclass' tackle b dat

it will b anoda English final, and City will lift their first champions league title, quote me

no myn dah mungo pack ;

before thunder locate una dia, make una make mai City win ucl, infat to una don kill mai joy

delzbaba:
Desires of the flesh can make a queen sleep with her slave,this thing can only be controlled with a strong mind.

ah swear

gals � no de diz forum, aha

Fynestboi:
*zooms in with my bugatti*

As the topic denotes. This will serve as a continuation and remodification of this thread.


https://www.nairaland.com/967122/romance-sections-off-topic-chat

The thread was actually so useful, and to some extent it reduced derailers from destructing posters' thread, and I feel bringing it back with a modification which is, instead of Romance section only we are making it, for the whole Nairalander.

The last time someone commented on that thread was October 11 2015.


So come in, let the off topic discussion begin... No dulling..

gurls no de diz forum??����

lucky999:
after we had sex that day she went back home. I was very happy but I said to myself she is a nice girl.
i called her in the night we talked and she told me that I can't leave her, I'm now for her, that sounds funny, I laughed and asked her if that's what she think. she told me that I promised myself I must have sex with her, to make matter worst she said when she asked me if I love her I said in my mind she must be silly to ask me that question in that time.
honestly fear entered my body, I told her she should stop saying those things, she thinks she can scare me right? I asked her if she can tell me what I'm doing right now that I will believe she is a Gost. she smiled and said I'm sitting on the couch talking to her, wearing only a boxer.
oh my God! I shouted, my body began to sweat. I asked her again who are you, she said she told me earlier that she is a Gost. i asked her again where she lived, she said her home is not necessary for me to know.
she said even if I cheated on her she will know.
ah babe I didn't ask you to be my girlfriend, why will you be concerned if I'm with another girl, she said the moment I opened my mouth to say I love her that was the time we started dating.
after the call I was planning on what to do. I was confused and surprised, I couldn't believe her, but the things she do shows she may be a Gost, I said to myself.



still typing.....

who send u

lucky999:
after we had sex that day she went back home. I was very happy but I said to myself she is a nice girl.
i called her in the night we talked and she told me that I can't leave her, I'm now for her, that sounds funny, I laughed and asked her if that's what she think. she told me that I promised myself I must have sex with her, to make matter worst she said when she asked me if I love her I said in my mind she must be silly to ask me that question in that time.
honestly fear entered my body, I told her she should stop saying those things, she thinks she can scare me right? I asked her if she can tell me what I'm doing right now that I will believe she is a Gost. she smiled and said I'm sitting on the couch talking to her, wearing only a boxer.
oh my God! I shouted, my body began to sweat. I asked her again who are you, she said she told me earlier that she is a Gost. i asked her again where she lived, she said her home is not necessary for me to know.
she said even if I cheated on her she will know.
ah babe I didn't ask you to be my girlfriend, why will you be concerned if I'm with another girl, she said the moment I opened my mouth to say I love her that was the time we started dating.
after the call I was planning on what to do. I was confused and surprised, I couldn't believe her, but the things she do shows she may be a Gost, I said to myself.



still typing.....

who send u

tosik:
title of the movie pls??

beautiful gost

tosik:
title of the movie pls??

beautiful gost

all of u guys wer de kwarf arsenal, mention ur team make we compare their achievement

u didn't get wat he said �

[quote author=Bola146 post=98235367] I can marry some I'm older than like 3 years.

But I would prefer to marry any guy from 25 - 30 yrs outside this site than these underage kids her
e on nairaland . [/quo

i don't think so [quote author=Bola146 post=98235367] I can marry some I'm older than like 3 years.

But I would prefer to marry any guy from 25 - 30 yrs outside this site than these underage kids her
e on nairaland . [/quo

i don't think so