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abeg people, shark na salty-water fish, never will it survive in a fresh-water or mayb flood water.
nawa 4som ppl ooo.

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thank God for giving me a good teacher (Patience), becos she made me a good CHILDREN.

SMH...
so na this kind "burial beat" he left don-jazzy for
d'banj don fall hand be that.

"Mitshewwmmm"

That's d description of mine.

Idimu bus-stop is usually a beehive of activities particularly in
the evening. But notable in the area is a beer parlor where
people from different walks of life gather to ease off in
the cool of the evening.
However, at the weekend, an unprecedented crowd
gathered at the beer parlor,following an argument between
two men. One of them simply identified as Jamiu, was seen
trying to force a cup of liquor into a man’s mouth,with the
second man identified as Chidi, strenuously covering his
mouth and at the same time, using his hand to block Jamiu’s
hand.
Just then, a commercial motorcyclist stepped in to demand
what the matter was. And to the astonishment of all, Jamiu
alleged that Chidi attempted to poison him through his drink.
He further explained to the inquisitive crowd that he left his
drink uncovered in the care of Chidi to ease himself.
But upon his arrival, one of the bar men reportedly
whispered to him that he saw when his friend, Chidi was
administering some substance into his drink.
An eye witness told Crime Alert that, “ when Jamiu got to
his seat, he exchanged his glass with Chidi’s and jokingly
asked him to drink the content. But Chidi refused, saying he
was not used to drinking from other people’s glass. At that
point, Jamiu raised alarm and alleged that Chidi wanted to
poison him.”
Policemen from Idimu were invited and both men taken to the
station where 26 -year-old Chidi, according to police
sources, admitted to have put some substance into his
friend’s drink but maintained that the substance was not
meant to kill him.
When Crime Alert visited Idimu division, the case was said to
have been charged to Ejigbo Magistrate court from where
Chidi was granted bail by the presiding Magistrate, Mrs. M. B.
Folami, in the sum of N100,000 with two sureties in like
sum. He was however, remanded at the Kirikiri prison pending
when he would fulfill the bail conditions, with the case
adjourned to August 29, 2012.

auwal87: Google for an answer, but it is KANU not Kano.
Wikipedia says he was born in Owerri.

Some said he has traced his ancestral home to Okija.

Some of my friends from Anambra State has been bragging for sometime now that Nigeria's most decorated footballer: Nwankwo Kano (Papilo) is from Okija in Anambra state.
Please Nairalanders help me throw more light on this...

In the United States, while the minimum wage is $1,257
(N191, 667), a US lawmaker earns $15,080 (N2.3m) per
month. In the United Kingdom, a lawmaker earns
$8,686(N1.3m) monthly while the gross national minimum
wage is $1,883 (N283, 333) per month. Also, Nigerian
lawmakers earn higher than their counterparts in
Sweden. With a monthly pay of $7,707 (N1.2m), a
lawmaker in Sweden will need to work for over 12 years
to equal what a Nigerian senator earn per annum.
The president of the United States takes home an anual
salary of $400,000 (N64.156,0m), including a
$50,000 expense allowance making the president the
highest paid public servant in the US. The $400,000
includes everything and $350,000 out of it is taxable.
Selected States (salary per annum)
The prime minister of the United Kingdom……USD
226,627.00
French president………………………………….. USD 318,072.00
South African president…………………………..USD 296,112.00
German chancelor………………………………….USD 296,112.00
The Prime Minister of Belgium…………………..USD 174,804.00
President of the Republic of Korea……………..USD
136,669.00
President of Russia…………………………………USD 122,652.00
Prime Minister Portugal……………………………USD 129,730.00
Prime Minister Namibia……………………………USD 115,155.00
President of Angola………………………………..USD 60,000.00
President Argentina………………………………..USD 55,139.00
Prime Minister Ukraine…………………………….USD 61,254.00
President Zimbabwe……………………………….USD 18,000.00
President of People’s republic of China………..USD
10,633.00
President Liberia……………………………………USD 90,000.00
Prime Minister Spain ……………………………..USD 102,960.00
Prime Minister Namibia…………………………..USD 115,155.00
President Namibia…………………………………USD 164,506.00
President of Colombia …………………………..USD 120,685.00
Prime Minister of the Netherlands……………..USD
190,740.00
Prime Minister Ireland……………………………USD 264,000.00
Prime Minister Denmark…………………………USD 264,533.00
President Mexico………………………………….USD 328,839.00
USD 328,839.00 ………………………………….USD 427,886.00
President Austria………………………………….USD 422,231.00
President of the European Council…………….USD
508,916.00
NIGERIAN SENATORS
Basic Salary (BS) = N2,484,245.50
Hardship Allowanc: 50% of Basic Salary =
N1,242,122.75
Constituency allowance: 200% of BS =
N4,968,509.00
Furniture Allowance: 300% of BS = N7,452,736.50
Newspaper allowance: 50% = N1,242,122.70
Wardrobe allowance: 25% = N621,061.37
Recess Allowance: 10% = N248,424.55
Accommodation: 200% = N4,968,509.00
Utilities: 30% = N828,081.83
Domestic Staff: 35% = N863,184.12
Entertainment: 30% = N828,081.83
Personal Assistance: 25% = N621,061.37
Vehicle Maintenance Allowance: 75% = N1,863,184.12
Leave Allowance : 10% = N248,424.55
One off payments (Severance gratuity): 300% =
N7,452,736.50
Motor Vehicle Allowance: 400% of BS =
N9,936,982.00
Total per month = N29, 479, 749.00
A senator’s anual salary = over N182 million
multiply by 109 senators (don’t forget the House of rep,
ministers, ambassadors, …)
In addition to the regular and legitimate salaries and
allowances of over N17 million ($113,333) and N14.99
million ($99,933) which senators and reps were
collecting yearly and the irregular allowance of
estacodes, duty tours etc, they were also collecting
over N192m ($1.28m) and N140m ($0.93m) respectively
in illicit quarterly allocation which is not provided for by
RMAFC.
Effectively, a Nigerian senator was taking home at least
$1.40m ($1.28m quarterly allocations + $0.113m regular
salaries and allowances) as against the $0.174m an
American senator takes home hence a Nigeria senator
earns at least 8 times as much as an American senator
and more than 3 times the American president.
Whereas a Senator in the U.S earns N21, 146,000, the
same as a member of the House of Representatives; a
UK Member of Parliament earn £64,766 (N14,
896,180)
In other words, a Federal Legislator in Nigeria is paid more
than double what a Member of British Parliament earns
per annum.
Senate President David Mark alone takes N250 million
quarterly or N83.33 million per month. Senate Deputy
President Ike Ekweremadu gets N150 million per quarter
or N50 million a month.
Mark and Ekweremadu earns in 4 months, six times what
the UK Prime Minister earns in a year. David Cameron
goes home with £190,000 per anum (N43, 700,000)
In a newspaper news article entitled ‘An Assembly for
looting’ written by Musikilu Mojeed with Elor Nkereuwem,
the authors rightly claimed that each of the 360
members of the House of Representatives were getting
N35 million in cash money in quarterly allocation while
each of the 109 Senators pockets N48 million each.
These allocations have however been slashed by 20%
to N27 million ($180,000) and N38 million ($253,333)
respectively due to the 20% reduction requested by the
late president.

Mtshewwwmmm... Una dey craze.

bin gbagbo: yeah, it once happened to me too, i was in bed with my landlady and this unfortunate incident happened. i shit all over the place




nonsense!!

thats ur opinion dude.

This story is embarrassing but funny though.
it happened that i visited a friend in another town, after hanging out with him, i decied to leave for my town.
i used a public transport for the journey. After about one hour into the journey and thirty minutes to my destination, i started hearing some funny noise in my tommy.
Before i could say Jack Robinson, am already pressed.
I decided to hold it cos am almost home. the worst part is that the closer i get to my house, the more am pressed.
About, 500m to my house, i couldnt hold it any more and most of the shit leaked out of my anus. It dripped down my boxers and into my jeans.

my question now is;
has anyone ever had such experience of shitting in his/her pants?

Grief and sorrow enveloped yesterday Umuakuru village in Emekuku, Owerri North Local Government Area of Imo State following the mysterious death of nine members of a family whose bodies were discovered in their rooms early hours of the day. The family had buried their 98-year-old mother, Mrs Felicia Njoku on Saturday, July 7 in their country home.

The deceased include Mr. Pascal Njoku, his wife Juliana and their five children, Ebere (first daughter), Ifunanya (second daughter), Chibueze (son) Jackline (third daughter) and Uchechi (last daughter). Others, who also died along with the Njokus, were Mr. Njoku’s sister, Christina Uba (nee Njoku) and her friend Catherine who accompanied her to the burial. A family relation who pleaded anonymity told Daily Sun that with the burial of their mother over and attendant funeral activities completed, the embattled family retired to bed late in the night but could not wake up the following day.

However, fingers were being pointed at a member of the family whom the source said had earlier threatened to deal with the late Njoku and his family over a lingering family problem. Not prepared to take chances over the threat, Njoku’s wife, Juliana reportedly compelled him to relocate herself and their children for safety, but her advice was ignored. When Daily Sun visited the deceased’s residence, their corpses were yet to be taken to the mortuary as armed police and soldiers cordoned off the area to prevent possible breakdown of law and order as the youths from the area were sporting for action. An elderly man from the village told Daily Sun that the corpses would not be removed from the compound until certain rituals were performed to appease the gods of the land.

“We have never witnessed this kind of tragedy in our village. I am 90 years of age, this type of calamity had not happened before and something serious must be done to appease the gods.” Another source told Daily Sun that a pastor, who visited the family last Wednesday before the burial, suffered a spiritual attack and was unable to continue the prayer session. A woman, who narrated her ordeal to Daily Sun also, said a day to the burial she defeacated in her dress unknowingly and was rushed to the hospital. Suspicion of the victims’ death from fumes of generating set was dismissed by eyewitness, who said the family had none.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]You need to stop dating broke hoes. If you are going to meet someone online at least spend some time knowing them before MEETING them in person. Time usually diminish worthless niggas from your existence.[/quote]the gals in question, we neva meet, i only chat with them online still they request for airtime. it will b a diff case if we hv met.

Ranoscky: No need to crusify u, my broda. U made a valid point. Na d mentality of most naija gals today. Dem go dey form DIRTY big gal wey no get head. Common airtime 500 or 1000, dem no fit recharge for dier own phone. Dem go dey fyn awuf airtime, afta dem go dey claim independent gals. Nonsensical Nonsense!

guy, the thing tire me ooo

It has happen to me on several occassions.
Will meet a gal online (facebook, 2go, bbm, etc) after some days, she will ask for airtime.
Not that i hv said anything concerning my financial status, still most of them end up requesting for airtime.
I am putting this down not because I am stingy, but because it is degrading on her side.

Abeg drop ur comments and experience but dont crusify me,
na my mind i talk ooo.

These men have been together for as long as we can remember.
Do they know as at that time that they will one day be where they are today?

The car details;
Dark Grey Colour,
Alloyed Rims,
Leather Seat,
Power Stearing,
DVD/CD Player,
Remote Key Entry,
Automatic Transmission,
Petrol,
Factory Fitted Air-Condition.
Price; 2,100,000 Naira. (Negotiates)
Location; Lagos

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Going back the memory lane, we really spent more for less.
I can remeber making a minute call for 60 Naira back then in 2002/2003.
Bought my Nokia 1100 for 32,000 Naira.
MTN sim was 28,000 Naira.
We were charged by minutes and not by seconds.

Guys post ur comments and memories of those days.

dont 4get the days when call centers use pole and antenna 2get signals or when u need climb an upstair building or a tree in ur village when u are expecting or about to make a call.
sometimes, u hv to pay for calls u recieved in a call center.

kai, we try ooo.