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Romance / Re: My Crush Refused Visiting Me by valyzubxx(m): 8:09pm On Aug 01, 2015
If she doesn't visit you, why don't you do the visiting? You must have heard of the sayings about Muhammed and the mountain...
Car Talk / Re: Camry 2003 Or Corolla 2003-which Is Better? by valyzubxx(m): 11:40am On Jul 28, 2015
What's the maintenance and the reliability of Mazda products in Naija? I'm seriously thinking of shipping my CX-9 into Naija.
Romance / Re: MNET Cancels Big Brother Africa by valyzubxx(m): 7:49pm On Jul 26, 2015
*Dancing sekem*. Good radiance to bad rubbish

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Politics / Re: Is This Appropriate Dressing For A Governor's Wife by valyzubxx(m): 5:03pm On Jul 24, 2015
That's her selling point now! Op, what's your selling point? undecided undecided
Romance / Re: How I Intentionally Played A Fast Game On A Lady by valyzubxx(m): 3:59pm On Jul 24, 2015
Only you nah badt guys. A bottle of orijin + a plate of nkwobi for you biko!! grin grin

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Romance / Re: HOW DO I STAY IN A RELATIONSHIP WITHOUT INTIMACY??? by valyzubxx(m): 8:30am On Jul 21, 2015
TheresaPete:
[s] Relationships are not all about sex. I want you to know that. Just think about valuable she is to you. The world we are now are making the bad things look good in the site of men. Do not please the flesh. Be yourself and be the best friend she's ever had and things will work out fine. Check out my blog on relationship matters, Teresasam's bloga
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If you want a r/ship without intimacy then you shouldn't be in a relationship in the first place... How can you be suffering and smiling? undecided

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Romance / Re: The Power of Make Up ( Photo) by valyzubxx(m): 5:00pm On Jul 08, 2015
it's no longer makeup, it is called maskup
Romance / Re: Things To Do If Your Parent's Don't Approve Of Your Relationship by valyzubxx(m): 8:09pm On Jul 07, 2015
It's as simple as ABC, just get the bae pregnant tongue tongue
Celebrities / Re: Why I Can't Shave Off My Beard - Pete Edochie by valyzubxx(m): 1:42pm On Jun 27, 2015
Pete Edochie is not the best actor in Nigeria...


























He's the best Africa has ever produced.
Celebrities / Re: Street Style: Rita Dominic Steps Out Looking Hot In Denim Trousers by valyzubxx(m): 1:19pm On Jun 27, 2015
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Romance / Re: How To Surprise Ur Wife To Be & Spice Up Ur Wedding. by valyzubxx(m): 8:32am On Jun 24, 2015
SBA
Romance / Re: Who Are The Girls Dating? by valyzubxx(m): 8:08am On Jun 24, 2015
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Romance / Re: My Female Boss Drop A Condom In My Pocket In Her Office, What Could She Mean? by valyzubxx(m): 12:22pm On Jun 16, 2015
It means she has pocketed your destiny cheesy grin

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Politics / Re: Buhari Reacts To Emergence Of Speaker, Senate President by valyzubxx(m): 7:14pm On Jun 09, 2015
[s]
Godmann:
Buhari is smart. I don't see how he will not deal with Saraki. He is pretending to play by the rule. With same rule, Saraki will surely go in.

Let watch.
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Another member of Asiwaju People's Congress

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Romance / Re: Rules Of Bedroom Golf by valyzubxx(m): 7:06pm On Apr 26, 2015
These are just simple rules of the game cheesy cheesy
Romance / Rules Of Bedroom Golf by valyzubxx(m): 9:46pm On Apr 25, 2015
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play.
2. Play must be permitted by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.
4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.
5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.
6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is completed. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again.
7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to well-formed bunkers.
8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played, or are currently playing, to the owner of the course being played. Angry course owners have been known to damage players' equipment for this reason.
9. Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own protection.
10. Players should ensure that the match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else playing on what they considered to be a private course.
11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternative means of play when this is the case.
12. The course owner is responsible for manicuring and pruning any bush around the hole to allow for improved viewing of alignment with, and approach to the hole.
13. Players are advised to obtain the course owner's permission before attempting to play the back nine.
14. Slow play is encouraged. However, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the course owner's request.
15. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.
Autos / Re: Very Neat Tokunbo Highlander 2005@2.7M(08096577304) by valyzubxx(m): 5:08pm On Apr 04, 2015
This is 2001 [i]model
Romance / Re: What Is The Best Reply To A Girl That Tells You You're Cute? by valyzubxx(m): 4:18pm On Apr 03, 2015
How about ' I know, that's what everyone tells me' cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Men: What Do You Prefer She Wears To Bed? by valyzubxx(m): 10:28am On Mar 30, 2015
Even if she wears bagco sack or rain coat.... what will, be will be undecided undecided
Romance / Re: She Never Replies Nor Call Back... by valyzubxx(m): 12:45pm On Mar 18, 2015
As hard as it may sound... SHE'S NOT JUST INTO YOU
Romance / Re: Why Are Guys So Jealous? by valyzubxx(m): 11:32am On Feb 01, 2015
lipsrsealed
Celebrities / Re: Court Summons Pasted On D’banj’s House (Photos) by valyzubxx(m): 11:49am On Jan 23, 2015
So how does this affect the re-election of GEJ come February 2015 undecided undecided?

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Romance / Re: What Is The Word For "Love" In Your Language? by valyzubxx(m): 7:33am On Jan 20, 2015
Любовь
Romance / Re: How Do I Find A Girlfriend? by valyzubxx(m): 2:57pm On Jan 18, 2015
Op be like cheesy cheesy

Politics / Re: Crowd At Buhari’s Campaign Rally In Enugu (Photos) by valyzubxx(m): 6:25pm On Jan 10, 2015
Some people are just bent on taking us back to the days of
"My pellow naigerians...."
"Za pederal refoblic op naigeria..."
"Za local gwamman..." Etc

I have never seen any school built in his name.
* I have never seen any borehole constructed by him.
* There is no record of any scholarship
awarded by him or for him nor through him.

* I have never seen him use his popularity to canvass for any charitable work nor any humanitarian
effort, not even at the height of the polio scourge where other
purposeful and prominent leaders lead the campaign for immunization.

* No single text book has been donated to any school either by him, for him or through him. Little wonder he sentenced a seasoned professor to 100 yrs imprisonment- shame.

* Asides from doing nothing, he has not improved himself
since his exit from office.

* No book written, no memoirs, no lectures,
nothing. Little wonder he sentenced a seasoned professor to 100 yrs imprisonment- shame.

* The only thing of note he can point to are his numerous interviews on the BBC Hausa station.

* He never champion for a university in his state nor has he ever been involved in any kind of programme to better the lives of the Almajiris in Daura.
* His entire existence has not lead to any meaningful development in Daura, yet they say he can change Nigeria.

Doesn't charity begin at home again?

* No wonder he was referred to as being ''perpetually unelectable''.
* He is not a patron to any organization, group or association.
* No professional body in Nigeria has ever invited him for their lecture, convention or gala night.
* The only time any known form, body or human assemblage ever chose him to do
anything for them was when the Boko Haram terrorist sect nominated him as their spoke person in the proposed talks with the Fed. Govt. He recently joined twitter becourse of elections.

At 72 what does he have to offer?
I need change, we all need change but Gen Buhari isn't the answer!
Buhari presidential ambition, na big slap on Naija Youths.

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