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Christianity EtcRe: Christians, How Does It Feel When An Atheist Mocks You For Your Faith? by vanhelsing2099(m): 8:04am On Dec 08, 2013
Freedom of mocking
Christianity EtcRe: ARE CHRISTIANS SICK? Re; Nelson Mandela In Hell (an Atheist Response) by vanhelsing2099(m): 7:54am On Dec 08, 2013
CultureRe: Hoodlums Set Ogun Monarch's Palace On Fire. by vanhelsing2099(m): 11:48am On Dec 06, 2013
Are u guyz seeing what am seeing?















#TRIBAL_WAR














Sumhw for my East side niqqer VS my West side niqqer




Biggy vs 2pac
TV/MoviesRe: Who Is The Strongest 'Super Hero' So Far? by vanhelsing2099(m): 9:16am On Dec 05, 2013
NARUTO

GARA

The mask

Samurai X

Mighty THOR

KYLE XY

MERLIN

Villians = LORD SHISHIO, firelord ozai , joker, jen , lex ,
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Drowns In Lagos While Swimming To Win A Bet by vanhelsing2099(m): 6:28pm On Nov 26, 2013
king arizona: Who send amhuh

Just for how much, you lose ya Soul, vanity upon vanity

Even Micheal Phils of USA that won 7gold medals in swimming at Beljing Olympic can't play this kinda betting undecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecided
Micheal Phelps
king arizona: Who send amhuh

Just for how much, you lose ya Soul, vanity upon vanity

Even Micheal Phils of USA that won 7gold medals in swimming at Beljing Olympic can't play this kinda betting undecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecided
Micheal Phelps
king arizona: Who send amhuh

Just for how much, you lose ya Soul, vanity upon vanity

Even Micheal Phils of USA that won 7gold medals in swimming at Beljing Olympic can't play this kinda betting undecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecided
Micheal Phelps
CrimeRe: Nigerian Arrested For Strangling Italian Woman To Death. by vanhelsing2099(m): 4:50pm On Nov 24, 2013
Criminal face and bad egg
SportsRe: Kelechi Iheanacho Declared Missing by vanhelsing2099(m): 1:41pm On Nov 23, 2013
jhidey08: dis one na mumu o, do u want 2 teach me wot I knw. Do u knw anything abt football?? Go and ask ur elders who knw abt football transfers and cum back here 2 argue wit me. U're tlking abt an ideal situation, bt in dis case where d players av trusted dier agents, dey jst sign any paper dey c. Go and learn boy!
Wtf! Am on contract with bolton football club
Still a teenager bt many agent do come to me.
SportsRe: Kelechi Iheanacho Declared Missing by vanhelsing2099(m): 12:59pm On Nov 23, 2013
jhidey08: tel me hw it doesn't solve d problem? So nw dat d agent has ran away wit d boy wot else. Diz oyinbos r wise, dey'll jst scope d boy and sign contracts. I've seen things lyk dis b4, dey'll jst write d contract in either french or Portuguese, does d boy knw hw 2 read it? Does he knw hw much d contract he sign worth? Diz r d problems. I'm sure u don't av any idea wot contracts entails.
Man! Stop typing shit, tink b4 u type dat goddam kays

Portugese or french ,I dnt tink d boy a slowpoke lik you ....

Jst edit ur post man ,nutin lik french or portugese

AGent always use player prefer lang
GamingRe: Grand Theft Auto In Africa: Does It Promote Violence? by vanhelsing2099(m): 7:52pm On Nov 22, 2013
gboss4sure: It does in some sense, Sometimes i feel like driving against traffic like i do in GTA. Lots of times if i see someone messing up by the side of the road i feel like stopping and giving the person a hard blow to the face and when i see a police vehicle i feel like scratching them so that they would give me a hot chase like i do in GTA.

By the way when there is nothing to do for a day, try GTA you wont even know when 8:00PM will nack.

Warning: Don't play this game when your GF is around unless you want make she hate you for not listening to her. Is addictive and Sweet. With GTA there aint a boring moment
Lol,
Was playing GTA V 2day wen my love-vendor called, she said I should come online in d middle of gta(I told her ok n was like get d Bleep off,letme rock LA)

Now we're done
PoliticsRe: Anambra Election: Inec Citizens Contact Centre: Reporting Live by vanhelsing2099(m): 5:13pm On Nov 17, 2013
Jman06: I think you need to get some education about Nigerian politics and how it is played from independence. The igbos are not more tribalised than the yorubas or hausas. Why do you think more yorubas and hausas are in the Nigerian civil service than the Igbos? Do you think it's because they are more educated? No! The answer to that is tribalism. Even the Nigerian millitary had very few Igbo officers than Yorubas and Hausas until now that GEJ administration is giving us some sense of belonging. Man, if the Igbos are tribalised as alleged then it's because they have learnt from years of marginalization by Yoruba and Hausa master tribalists.
Am sorry for saying igbo's re tribalist, but everyday I checkd online its always yoruba vs igbo taunting eachother abt certain post or comment...

Everybady re claiming corrupt government yet dey cease to unite n fight d bad eggs in d upper tiers of d government
PoliticsRe: Anambra Election: Inec Citizens Contact Centre: Reporting Live by vanhelsing2099(m): 4:54pm On Nov 17, 2013
obinoral: brother of life how market there now? Abeg let them annouce the winner this tenson is too much.i love Ngige but if he loses today. I will personally congratulate the willy supporter.
Note: lets make nigeria bettter.
I site u man, but sum pple dat can't even recite nigeria national anthem not to talk of d pledge re d one causing confusion in my GREAT NIGERIA

#in unity we stand, divided we FALL

E.g look @espayol(cataluya) and spain upon deir misunderstanding, dey still love and adore eachother
PoliticsRe: Anambra Election: Inec Citizens Contact Centre: Reporting Live by vanhelsing2099(m): 4:45pm On Nov 17, 2013
holyvirgin: Abeg park well, what is this one saying?
You know nothing about Nigeria, and will never know so stop talking poo here. sad here is not a football field
I love history and law
What am I doing in dis site if not to get updated abt my motherland?...I kno more dan wat u ever fink
Either u believe me or not
Ask any foreigner abt nigeria,d 1st tin he/she gunna tell you wil be #cRime or corruption

I was fcuken taunted in school by sum red head bcuz am frm africa n most especially nigeria



Lagos,abuja and calabar re d state pple do talk abt here in nigeria as deir tourist destination


Nigeria will never fall even if u all tribalist want it to

#we re here to stay anybady dat want otherwise should kick d bucket


Moral lesson: learn from one of the p-square twin dat is marrying lola omotayo 2day

SAY NO TRIBALISM,RACISM and sEGREGaTION
PoliticsRe: Anambra Election: Inec Citizens Contact Centre: Reporting Live by vanhelsing2099(m): 4:40pm On Nov 17, 2013
holyvirgin: Abeg park well, what is this one saying?
You know nothing about Nigeria, and will never know so stop talking poo here. sad here is not a football field
I love history and law
What am I doing in dis site if not to get updated abt my motherland?...I kno more dan wat u ever fink
Either u believe me or not
Ask any foreigner abt nigeria,d 1st tin he/she gunna tell you wil be #cRime or corruption

I was fcuken taunted in school by sum red head bcuz am frm africa n most especially nigeria



Lagos,abuja and calabar re d state pple do talk abt here in nigeria as deir tourist destination


Nigeria will never fall even if u all tribalist want it to

#we re here to stay anybady dat want otherwise should kick d bucket
PoliticsRe: Anambra Election: Inec Citizens Contact Centre: Reporting Live by vanhelsing2099(m): 4:08pm On Nov 17, 2013
boniflex: I bet u are not an igbo atall
You are very right

I am not an igbo, yoruba or hausa
AM JUST A NIGERIAN



Keep tribalism for eternity and you will reap d reward of ur labour in hell...

Sum of u re suffering and still smilling ,n u don't even kno wat to eat 2nyte

NOTE- am player of Bolton wanderer football academy
PoliticsRe: Anambra Election: Inec Citizens Contact Centre: Reporting Live by vanhelsing2099(m): 3:41pm On Nov 17, 2013
boniflex: u should b ashamed of urself dat u posted this poo, btw igbos and whorobas who are more tribalitic, please u people should leave our peaful land for us
Niqqer, I am an igbo guy but not d typical one of d stone f*ckn age!


D best antidote for nigeria is to cancel "state of origin" accomodate d "place of birth(usa,uk,france etc)" in national I'd card..... We"re now in a modern age for christ sake.. Its only in dis nigeria dat pple go 2 church n mosque in millions weekly n yet deir crime rate is as high as mountain everest
PoliticsRe: Anambra Election: Inec Citizens Contact Centre: Reporting Live by vanhelsing2099(m): 3:16pm On Nov 17, 2013
The most racist and tribalist people re the igbo in nigeria.... With all waf am seeing on dis tribe ,d igbo's re meant to be in d stone ages...

I am a british nigerian, aint proud of dis pple...
My dad frm delta and mah mom frm lag.

Once upon a time,nobody gave a Bleep
SportsRe: Iheanacho, Ezeh, Obasi And Baba With Nigerian U13 In 2010 (Pic) by vanhelsing2099(m): 2:31pm On Nov 14, 2013
Goodluck
PoliticsRe: Akpabio Deported Non-akwa Ibom Indigenes To Lagos by vanhelsing2099(m): 2:26pm On Nov 14, 2013
Littlehooper: I SWEAR,THE IGBO WILL SUFFER "DEPORTATION " MOST . IF OTHER STATES FOLLOW THE PRECEPT LAID DOWN BY FASHOLA N AKPABIO..
IGBO ARE SO USELESS, DARTING ABOUT IN EVERY STATE IN NIGERIA N POOR COUNTRIES IN AFRICA.....
IGBO N MONEY
IGBO N DEPORTATION
IGBO N (DIRTY ) JOB (PIRATING OF CD, SELLING ON EXPRESS ROAD, MONEY RITUAL )
Just imagine, in hackney pple dnt like rolling with black especially igbo like me but tanks to jah.... Me a british ...thanks 2mah sweet mum
PoliticsRe: Akpabio Deported Non-akwa Ibom Indigenes To Lagos by vanhelsing2099(m): 2:23pm On Nov 14, 2013
Who's akpabio or ababio?
Foreign AffairsHuman Skulls Found At Italian Home by vanhelsing2099(op): 1:39pm On Nov 10, 2013
More than 40
human skulls have
been found at the
Burundian home
of an Italian
expatriate,
Burundi police
say.
Giussepe Favaro was arrested last month after two
skulls were intercepted at the airport.
They were in a package being sent to Thailand, police
say.
Police have not disclosed any more details and the
BBC's Prime Ndikumagenge says people are curious
to know where the skulls came from and what they
were going to be used for.
There have been cases of human body parts being
used for ritual purposes, especially of people with
albinism in neighbouring Tanzania, but this would
not explain why the first skulls were allegedly being
sent to Thailand, our correspondent says.
Mr Favaro has lived in Burundi for several years.
Christianity EtcRe: I'm A Muslim And I Love Jesus! by vanhelsing2099(m): 1:17pm On Nov 10, 2013
Worst thing that ever happen to mankind is religion #asalam aleku


Here in hackney, nobody giv a Bleep abt religion
PoliticsRe: Oduah: Jonathan May Shun House Report by vanhelsing2099(m): 11:07am On Nov 10, 2013
topsyking: [/b]TAKE THE IBO OR IGBO OR WATEVA THEY ARE CALLED THEMSELVES OUT OF NIGERIA.. AND YOU SOLVE 90% OF OUR PROBLEM... THE ONLY GOOD ONES ARE THE DEAD ONES grin... THEY ARE BENT ON TAKING US BACK 100YRS... AND FOR THE NIGER DELTA. SEND THEM BACK WHERE THEY CRAWL OUT FROM THE SLUM... THEY AINT GOOD TO LEAD THE WHOLE COUNTRY... WE NEED A STRONG AND BOLD PRESIDENT LIKE OBJ.. SUPPORT A NORTHERN PRESIDENT 2015 TO MOVE OUR GREAT NATION OUT OF THIS SHIT JONATHAN HAS PUT US IN....HAPPY SUNDAY AND GOD BLESS[b]
Tribalism,segregation,racism


Only you with 3count offence. Dat 27years jail term in my country #new lagos
EducationRe: Five-year Jail Term For Exam Cheats Unfair — ICPC by vanhelsing2099(m): 10:52am On Nov 10, 2013
Whatees deesss rubbishees doinin on frontpageeeeee










Only d person dat want to kick d bucket shld quote and un-quote me
Nairaland GeneralRe: Latest Scammers Trick Used By East/south Africans by vanhelsing2099(op): 9:02pm On Nov 08, 2013
Aint new 2dis trash ... Bt happen to a neighbour who got dope by em



Am trying to help others dat dnt kno abt this... U neva can tell it might happen to ur relatives



Not only nigerians dat used dis format, many africa country re nw in d game
Nairaland GeneralLatest Scammers Trick Used By East/south Africans by vanhelsing2099(op): 3:46pm On Nov 08, 2013
Somebody sent me this message on my email

Dearest In Heart,
Thanks for your Immediate response to my e-mail, How are you doing today? hope fine and you are perfectly doing well in health. My name is Blessing Desmond , I am from Rwanda in Central Africa. 24years of old, 5ft 8inches tall, Single never married, Black hair and brown eyes.

I am presently living in senegal due to the Civil War fought in my country some years ago. My Father ( Dr Philip Desmond was the CHAIRMAN MANAGING DIRECTOR OF DESMOND & SONS INDUSTRIALS COMPANY IN THE CAPITAL CITY OF MY COUNTRY ( KIGALI ), Also the PERSONAL ADVISER to the former HEAD OF STATE, before the rebels attacked our house one early morning & kill him & my mother, With My younger sister.

It's only me that is alive because I wasn't arround when this happened, I was in the University where am schooling, am doing my first year in accountant, I then manage to abscond to following west african country (SENEGAL ) where am residing now in '' REFUGEE CAMP''
Due to the problematic situation which am passing through here In this camp. We are not eligible to go out from the camp unless we took permission.
Its just like one staying in the prison But I believe by Gods grace i will extricate here soon.

l don't have any relatives now whom l can go to all my relatives abscond in the middle of the war the only one l have now is Rev.Kevin Paul who is the pastor of the (Christ The Light Churches ) here in the camp he has been very nice to me since i came here but i am not living with him rather i am leaving in the women's hostel due to the camp have two hostels one for women & the other for men

The Pastors Tel number is (00221-774-857 -074) if you call tell him you want to speak with me, then he will send for me in the female hostel. As a refugee here i don't have any privilege to anything be it money or whatever because it is against the law of this country.I want to go back to my studies because i only attended my first year before the traggic incident that lead to my being in this situation now took place.

Please listen to this,i have my late father's statement of account and death certificate here with me which i will send to you later,because when he was alive he deposited some amount of money in a leading bank which he used my name as the next of kin,the amount in question is $7.6M(Seven Million Six Hundred Thousand USDollars).

So i will like you to help me transfer this money to your account and from it you can send some money for me to get my travelling documents and air ticket to come over to meet with you.I kept this secret to people in the camp here the only person that knows about it is the Revrend because he is like a father to me.

Regarding to the above i will like you to be confidential and don't tell it to anyone for i am afraid of loosing my life and the money if people gets to know about it. Remember i am giving you all this information due to confident I confide on you. I like sincere, kind, respectful, honest and understanding people, truthful and a man of vision, truth and hardworking.I love english language but I would like to know many other if God give me the opportunity but i speak english very good .However I will like you to call me because we still have alot to discuss. Attached below is my picture. I seriously looking a nice person of kind heart in my life
Thanks and God bless you, Looking forward to your urgent response & have a nice day.
Yours In Love,
Miss Blessing Desmond
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Uruguay Fifa U17 World Cup (2 - 0) On 2nd November 2013 by vanhelsing2099(m): 6:47pm On Nov 02, 2013
Noneroone: dont try it again
Dnt tellme nonsense



In jim beglin and jon champion voice (pes 14)



"He finish you,he finish u, he finish everyone)


We re off and running

What a miss?

What a superb finish...



Goal
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Goal
Goal
Goal
Goal
Goal
Goal
Goal
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Uruguay Fifa U17 World Cup (2 - 0) On 2nd November 2013 by vanhelsing2099(m): 6:36pm On Nov 02, 2013
Goallllllllllllllllllllll



Awwoniyi



Ineancho
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Uruguay Fifa U17 World Cup (2 - 0) On 2nd November 2013 by vanhelsing2099(m): 5:36pm On Nov 02, 2013
alfredo4u: Try ait
Ait dey showw teju baby face

Superport select dey show mancity
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Uruguay Fifa U17 World Cup (2 - 0) On 2nd November 2013 by vanhelsing2099(m): 5:30pm On Nov 02, 2013
Abeg! Shey na CD NTA dey show for us


D match jst dey crack...

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