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LiteratureRe: Memorable Stories From Your English Primary Books!!! by vanhelsing2099(m): 7:43pm On Oct 20, 2013
Modulle 4 lesson 1

Mr sada


Mr sada is a farmer,he lives in sapele. He as a big farm,he grows yam cassava,corn and groundnut. Can you see his oranges and pineapple.. Mr sada works hard,

On sunday he does not work,he goes to church. Can you see the church in d picture?



Wakama,edet, agbo ,ali,simbi, mr n mrs malaika, mr okoro, omo, mr bassey ,etc
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PoliticsRe: Hoodlums Fight For Money Found On Crash Victims by vanhelsing2099(m): 11:57am On Oct 04, 2013
Bossforeva: [b]*SMH* See the extent we have gone. I pray that CNN and Aljazeera wn't hear of this.
Infact why can't people just sit down and ask themselves "why am i like this?" Reorient, i mean change urselfs and Nigeria will change.
Dn't b waiting 4 d president,so many nigerians took giant strides, and now they have made it.. They are now the ones drawing investors here
So many dn't even have plans 4 themselves all they know is Wake up,bark at the Wife, Shout at the Children, Blame the president in the evening they will lazily walk to the beer parlour, abuse the female attendant, jest with fellow lazy ones blame politicians the more, why can't they emulate people that took giant strides, people like Richard Branson, in Nigeria we talk of Globalcom,Zinox,Innoson,Coscharis,Alexander Amosu even the guy that sold HopStop to Google and our very own Seun Osewa that founded an E-Country Nairaland where we are all citizens . I mean Stop telling me Nonsence! If am to say its people like this that are left to Condemn the president. Are we not ashamed that foreign brands are leading in a world where most of their products are said to contain harmful substances.. Even brands founded by some developing countries are leading inhere.. Must we wait 4 Vconnect to show us that we need an online business directory/local search engine.. Go to the ants and learn stop blaming people. Identify a need and conquer it simple. U must nt b educated 4 that but just the Can Do spirit that Chukwuma Innocent used to develop INNOSON and God by ur side will see U thrU.. Am tired of typing Buh i promise U, 7 years after graduation u'll see me making giant strides with my company.
HOW I WISH DORA AKUNYILI REBRANDING PROJECT WORKED, HAD IT BEEN SHE WAS'NT GREEDY ASPIRING 2 THE SENATE..WHO KNOWS? BUT NOW SHE HAS GONE INTO EXILE.
I reject being frustrated by Nigeria, i rather choose 2 be too complicated 4 Nigeria,
Tim.[/b]
It happen everywhere



Early dis year in USA (boston marathon) after d bomb blast,sum citizen of USA were caught on cctv lootin d stores,whereas sum pple re running helter skelter
PoliticsRe: Plane Crash In Lagos At Airport Road MMIA Near Toll Gate by vanhelsing2099(m): 10:52am On Oct 03, 2013
20 pple fear dead
SportsRe: Final Pairings For The 2014 Fifa World Cup (africa) by vanhelsing2099(op): 12:27pm On Sep 16, 2013
Algeria

Egypt

Nigeria

Cameroun

Ivorycoast
SportsFinal Pairings For The 2014 Fifa World Cup (africa) by vanhelsing2099(op): 12:26pm On Sep 16, 2013
Burkina faso vs Algeria

Ghana vs Egypt

Tunisia vs Cameroun

Ethiopia vs Nigeria

Ivorycoast vs Senegal


Really happy with the draws. #jst dat 1 of ghana/egypt will not b present in brazil next year
SportsRe: Enyimba Vs Warri Wolves: Federations Cup Final (5 - 4) On Pens - 15th Sept 2013 by vanhelsing2099(m): 6:22pm On Sep 15, 2013
Warri wolves y nah


Thank God ,I bet both team score @bet9ja




No car for warri-wolves.

D better team lost d game
SportsRe: Enyimba Vs Warri Wolves: Federations Cup Final (5 - 4) On Pens - 15th Sept 2013 by vanhelsing2099(m): 6:10pm On Sep 15, 2013
Omo dis 1 nah confirm final

If many pple dey turn-up 4 match

Dat home team must win syndrome no go dey
SportsRe: Enyimba Vs Warri Wolves: Federations Cup Final (5 - 4) On Pens - 15th Sept 2013 by vanhelsing2099(m): 5:58pm On Sep 15, 2013
Wolves !

Wolves!

Wwolves!





Shoutout
SportsRe: Enyimba Vs Warri Wolves: Federations Cup Final (5 - 4) On Pens - 15th Sept 2013 by vanhelsing2099(m): 5:24pm On Sep 15, 2013
Gov• Uduagban (dnt kno is name) promise all d warri wolves player a car gift if dey win 2day match
PoliticsRe: I‘ll Not Contest In 2015 – Jonathan (2011) by vanhelsing2099(m): 4:02pm On Sep 09, 2013
jmaine: Wrong answer for the identity of the governor, but you got the party right . . grin
Fashola in 2007


He was asked in 2011 n he said "LAGOS is promoted,so fashola is also promoted". Is dis d lagos of 2006..




Lagos is promoted 2d higher class





Don't compare d dragon of d west (SAN) with retarded badluck(DR).


Am 4rm d southsouth.


Bt I will go for change. 4ck segregation n tribalism





N I av a dream " a time will cum nigeria will not b judge by deir region bt content of their heart"
PoliticsRe: Suntai, Deputy Claim Taraba Governorship Seat by vanhelsing2099(m): 11:25am On Aug 29, 2013
End time tinx ....
PoliticsRe: Hit And Run Vehicle Kills Middle-Aged Man At Onipanu Bus Stop by vanhelsing2099(m): 1:16pm On Aug 26, 2013
Onipanu bridge is 1 of d best in lagos state


Security room,always light,covered bridge(no space 2 b thrown) wif a camera





So wat d Bleep re u sayin
CrimeBoko Haram Have Turned Into Cannibal by vanhelsing2099(op): 9:01am On Aug 25, 2013
A suspected Boko Haram militant, who has fled
the sectarian camp in Magumeri forest and was
captured by the civilian JTF at Baga Road motor
park, Maiduguri, revealed a horrifying truth.
Suspected Boko Haram militants in the camp
have turned into cannibal because of severe
food shortage that lasted for days.
Magumeri forest is about 150 kilometres from
Maiduguri, the Borno state capital.
Mallam Momodu Bukar, the suspect, told newsmen on
Saturday in Maiduguri, that he fled the forest camp on
Thursday after it became obvious that he was going to
be eaten.
"I thank God that I escaped because I would have
been slaughtered by now to provide meal for my
colleagues at the camp," Bukar said.
Bukar has been apprehended by a youth vigilante
group active in Maiduguri and known as 'the Civilian
JTF,' on Friday.
According to him, the Boko Haram sect members have
been in the forest since May, after being knocked out
from Marte, Marte Local Government Area, by the Joint
Task Force (JTF) in the course of 'Operation Restore
Order,' which has been declared in the framework of
the State of Emergency.
"Our group, consisting of about 300 well armed
combatants, headed for Magumeri on the orders of
the sect leader, Abubakar Shekau, shortly before the
military took over Marte Camp.
"We have been wandering in the forest. We have
exhausted our food and water supply, and so,
everybody became hungry," Bukar narrated.
The group lost contact with Shekau due to the closure
of GSM services by the Defence Headquarters.
"It all started last Monday when three of the
combatants in camp died of acute hunger, and it
became obvious that all of us will die if action was not
taken.
"The leader of the group, Abu Omar, directed that a
non-combatant member be slaughtered to provide
meal for the rest.
"The meat provided meal for the combatant for just
two days and another person was killed in the same
manner on Wednesday.
"So, it became certain that I might be the next person,
since I am also a non-combatant member."
"I left the camp on Thursday evening after agreeing to
fetch water from the village.
"After leaving the camp, I started running until I
arrived at Magumeri town, so, I slept in the motor park
before boarding a vehicle to Maiduguri with the little
money on me."
Bukar says he was caught immediately after his
arrival at the motor park in Maiduguri by the youth
vigilante group.
An official of the vigilante group, Mallam Ajid Asheik,
said the suspect would be handed to the Joint Task
Force (JTF) on Operation Restore Order (ORO) for
investigation.
InvestmentShekau's Death Will Attract Foreign Investors To Nigeria by vanhelsing2099(op): 9:19am On Aug 23, 2013
The reported death of Abubakar Shekau, the leader of the Boko Haram insurgency, is making foreign investors look favourably towards investing in Nigeria.

Such investors are said to be frustrated by the low level of profit they are currently making from the BRIC nations of Brazil, India, Russia and China, authoritative US journal, Forbes, has reported.

The report, published in Forbes, yesterday, said success in cracking down on security threats in the Niger Delta is also changing the security situation for the better.

And while terrorist disruption recedes, money keeps flowing into Nigeria.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/08/shekaus-death-excites-bric-investors/

The original Forbes report:
With even Goldman Sachs turning cold on the core emerging markets basket of Brazil, India, Russia and China, investors are combing the world looking for a place to put their money to work. For this new generation of adventurers, the goal is to be on the ground in the right new market before it becomes the core — and Nigeria just started flashing all the signals.

For years, the country – the biggest and most dynamic frontier economy in Africa, with a GDP on par with global capital destinations like Hong Kong and Singapore – had a Wild West reputation for both rambunctious growth and a little danger. But while the entrepreneurial energy of Lagos still reminds fund managers of Houston multiplied by four times the population, success in cracking down on security threats in the oil-rich interior is changing the security situation for the better.

Monday’s reports that government forces may have killed Abubakar Shekau, the leader of the Boko Haram insurgency, mean the rewards here may now substantially outweigh the risks. As Nigerian Senate President David Mark told me, security is a critical factor for the current administration and extremist groups like Boko Haram have already been pushed to the country’s borders.

However, many investors still have an outdated conception of Nigeria as a dangerous market engulfed by unrest and corruption, and so stocks in Lagos still trade at something of a distress discount to reflect the country’s past – and create an opportunity for investors willing to understand what the Nigeria of today is really all about.

Massive growth, dramatic value
http://www.forbes.com/sites/hilarykramer/2013/08/21/nigeria-beckons-investors-fleeing-the-bric/
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye Under-fire For 3km Auditorium by vanhelsing2099(m): 1:38pm On Aug 13, 2013
Fela voice. #i walka many places here in afrika

Pastor house na Im dey fine pass




Quote: I dnt blive in any pastor/imam. I blive in God
CrimeRe: 14-year-old Killed Herself After Being Bullied On Ask.fm by vanhelsing2099(m): 5:07pm On Aug 06, 2013
OLD NEwS : I watched dis news on cnn last friday

Pple threaten d girl no b small

Sum guy said they wil rape her n another said if she meet her in d subway by 9pm he will kill her

Sad sha

She suspose 2 report d abuse

I trust 9ja pickin :if u bully dem ,dey go bully u bck
Car TalkRe: Share Your Molue Experience.... by vanhelsing2099(m): 5:00pm On Aug 06, 2013
Na so I enter dis molue 4rm iyana-ipaja goin 2 oshodi.
Na him dis man dey sell one kind cough drug wit no nafdac reg
D man talk say he don sell am 4 ghana,uk,liberia,america etc
Na so everybody dey buy d medicine.
Suddenly d man begin dey cough blow
Lwkm
D conductor jst shout "no b u talk say u don sell drug 4 queen of uk" na beat dem beat d man
People vex collect deir money


Part2
Na insyd molue u go c pastor/alfa wey dey preach bcuz he no want pay

Na insyd molue u go sharp(wen ur wallet travel or wen dem borrow ur fone)u go wise up


Lagos no dey carry last
CareerRe: Can Someone Survive On ₦130,000 Monthly In Lagos? by vanhelsing2099(m): 10:37am On Jul 13, 2013
2nd 2 comment... I dunno
SportsRe: Sunday Oliseh Replies Stephen Keshi! - by vanhelsing2099(m): 12:34pm On Jul 10, 2013
ayusco: Hmmm I have gone through both keshi n oliseh post being proud men full of ego so its no suprise they would clash that said I'm mostly with keshi on this.
Oliseh said during the 90s the league was on fire which is not true as the pitches, administration, level of play etc was just as poor if not worse than the current situation.
He also said keshi has not had a steady first xi since the AFCON again not true barring two or three players missing due to injury this has been the same set of players who played through the afcon, WC Qualifiers to the confed cup. And pray tell who r d major players that keshi did not take that would have improved our performance in Brazil? Is it calamity yobo or osaze n his twitter rants?
Then he said clubs not NT make players abeg who was onazi b4 the afcon dude wasn't even a first team player now he's an absolute beast of a player. Mikel that was lethargic at best now bossing midfield against world class opponents n more like that.
Plus the way all of them r shouting home based home based you wouldn't know he also called unknown players from abroad omeruo, ogu, onazi, dike etc
Lastly all this hue n cry about our confed performance is over the top cmon this is the confed we are talking about a glorified friendly tournament. I rather we make our mistakes learn from it then come smoking hot for the 2014 WC Cameroon got to the final of the confed cup some years back does anyone remember? Exactly my point Brazil tht has won the last three confeds failed at the last two WC which cup do u think Brazilian fans would have preferred? Keshi has his failings but he hhas never fielded a player just to massage his ego any player he picks he believes can do a job for the team this approach won us the afcon after years of drought with the same players some people r clamouring to come back. By the way no be oliseh lose ball wey 10 man Italy use score against us in usa 94? Its very easy to criticise to look good
Guy stop saying rubbish! *as @late 80's/90's nigeria league d best(julius berger,bendel insurance,leventis,stationary store etc) many fans troop in 2 watch football match(challenge-cup) nw d league is no-where 2b found...y is deir no premier-league club in lagos =bcus d league is nt fruitful...




2) Onazi is already a world class player 4 lazio b4 d cAf nations cup..playin europa league nt a bean


3)Keshi is a bit agent. Callin players frm russia/isreal...

4) It a good tin dat we re using our home-based p... Bt we need d best...


Look dat gambo miss,


Letme rest ma case here!
Science/TechnologyRe: Retired Zookeeper Eaten By His Tigers As He Tried To Feed Them by vanhelsing2099(m): 5:46pm On Jul 04, 2013
THE LIFE oF PIE
SportsRe: Africa's Fastest Man Olusoji Adetokunbo Fasuba Joins The Royal British Navy by vanhelsing2099(m): 2:01pm On Jul 03, 2013
Old news...

Join d british navy @2011



Ist 2 comment
Science/TechnologyRe: Diver Takes Pictures Of An Anaconda Under-Water by vanhelsing2099(m): 5:32pm On Jun 27, 2013
sexymoma: WARNING: Dont try this in Nigeria, Else you might end up in six feet.
White Men Animals are nice and composed even niger rat dey mis-behave grin
Niger rAt wey dey steal 4 owner presence



I luv AFRiCA tinx diE
PoliticsRe: The State Of Lagos-badagry Express Road. by vanhelsing2099(m): 3:45pm On Jun 12, 2013
idnoble135: where are those Fashola gangsters and bullies? They better come and explain oh!
Nuisance...
Dat a federal road.. Nt fashola bizness

It link nigeria with benin
Wwat is team-lagos bizness wif dat
PoliticsRe: Infrastructure Bank To Fund N400bn Lagos Rail Project by vanhelsing2099(m): 2:24pm On May 03, 2013
Sincere 9gerian: The question is what have they been doing all this while? We'r talking of since 1999. No 4th mainland bridge. Unending railway project. No international Airport. No major completed project since 1999. Very shameful
Ur p-man na learner....

Waf abt muritala muhammed @ikeja (no 1 in 9ja)


Well mayb neva go airport b4 nt 2 talk of crossin border




Sum pple re Just blinded wif hatred n rebellious attittude
PoliticsRe: Infrastructure Bank To Fund N400bn Lagos Rail Project by vanhelsing2099(m): 2:20pm On May 03, 2013
Sincere 9gerian: Why are the vultures avoiding this thread? Where is the "Eko oni ba je" crew? They should tell us why their Lagos gods can still not complete Lagos railway project 14yrs after. Why are they still sourcing for N400billion 14yrs after? They seem to be clueless
.

Mumu.. Deir is an active rail -system in lagos





D above 1 is lamata-- it is goin 2 reach cotonou..n possible all d ecowas country



Leap b4 u talk

"Les,competes"
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Begged To Join PDP, But We Refused - Metuh by vanhelsing2099(m): 2:23pm On May 02, 2013
Judolisco: Let him join pdp maybe his taste wil change he is so stingy cant even buy reasonable cloth 4 himself
.



U get KONJA 4 brain...

If he steal money 2 buy cloth nw.. Am very sure ,u re goin 2 b among d first 10 2 criticise him


U re a french word "les competes"
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Congo (7 - 0): U-17 AFCON On Saturday 20 April 2013 by vanhelsing2099(m): 5:39pm On Apr 20, 2013
Unigrad: Nor try dat nonsense o. Make Gej go sleep.
Habi u want die 4 penury
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Congo (7 - 0): U-17 AFCON On Saturday 20 April 2013 by vanhelsing2099(m): 5:30pm On Apr 20, 2013
[color=#006600][/color] y NAIRA-BET n 1960 BET no put dix competition 4 terminal



Omo na handicap I for Dey put naija opponent

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