₦airaland Forum

Meanwhile Nigeria on Wednesday night deported 33
South Africans on arrival in the country through the
Murtala Muhammed International Airport, Lagos.
http://trends.com.ng/2012/03/nigeria-south-africa-
face-off-wont-apologise-nigeria-33-south-africans-
deported/

sweetcheecks: There few girls I know to be phools but you are one. Dont you see I am defending my country. Why would I bother about a country the world has taken a conscious decision to ignore? Pleas do not be an embarrasment to the human folk!

Dnt kno dif btww their and there. Laffing in swahili


Dat awwkward moment SWEETDEEK is PULLING A PUSH DOOR



To fight to conquer

@SWEETDEEK

MHiiii HAVING MY DINNER( RAMEN n sushi)

Hope you get wetin you go eat cus I always remain "LEFTOVeR" for SCAVENGER from kenya and South-afriqks






#HELP_A_CHILD_IN_KENYA (hunger games)

sweetcheecks: I am sure of he could have thought he would not have lied to be from Ivory coast when I first met him. He was soo embaraased to have any association with Nigeria. You see in SA you can be togolese, Senegalese, not Nigerian otherwise you are walking insult!

South AfrICa = sorrow, tears and blood,that is your regular trade-mark

AM D NEW BORN NAIRA-LAND god

DNT EVER Fvck with my MOTherLAND

To serve NIGeRia wwith all my strenght


To fight against any external interferance

To let RAciST kno "black is GOLD"

If I die fighting "REMEMBER ME LIKE PAUL RUSTEBAGINI" not like over hyped "mad_era"

Am jay jay (am good and special as my name my parent named me twice)

sweetcheecks: I am sure of he could have thought he would not have lied to be from Ivory coast when I first met him. He was soo embaraased to have any association with Nigeria. You see in SA you can be togolese, Senegalese, not Nigerian otherwise you are walking insult!

I smells LIES

This is the rankest compound of villainous smell of lies that ever offended nostril. -ubuhtu sabi lie




Sweetdeeek , I have been bethumped by wwords

You clod of puke-stocking,roastmeat for worms


Olori-boo-ruku omo ale, anuofia-chineke na pogi, dambura waka shege barau wu bansa

sweetcheecks: One would swear thos was written by a two year old. Save us, we know Nigeria is feeding and helping the whole world amazingly 120 million are destitutes in the land of milk & honey. Go figure who the slave is.

Its like your dummb president saying he is going to help Kenya against Al shabab when you all die like flies every day and you know what no one cares! You stuppid president became a cartoon with that statement! I thonk you pwople sucked stuupidity from uour parents!

They say that the difference betwween genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits


Igwarara lack IQ protrayed in mr.bones ubuhtu

95% of south afriqka respect nigeria.the other 5% just lie about it


@sweetdeck you fink I dnt kno "you would Bleep a snake if one zulu would hold its head"

sweetcheecks: Nigeria = Shitthole, Hell on earth! Now go hug a transformer! Shiiit infested water drinker!

Nigeria gave kenya cash and food to feed their refugee (no mata ow fast kenya can run,dey can neva run 4rm hunger)



@sweeet - you just show yourself highly fed and lowly taught


S.A re most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly prose-breaker, the owner of no one good quality (beta get a dictionary)

@sweetdeck. You re not only dull in yourself ,but you are the cause of dullness in others (faith,andrew,moratiwa n many zulus)

@faith can u belif she has no such brain as ear-wax (we stil donate food for all dix skeleton yesterday)


Is ah No one else?

faith96: Ghana,Kenya,south African versus the ant of Africa,
What does it tell this stewpeed Nigerians that they ain't what they think they are.
Should you all fight other Africans like rabid dogs just because they don't hold you all in your imaginary mighty and glory helm.
Nigerians popping babies like rats does not make you Mother Africa.loud mouthed Nigerians won greatest stupidity awards,
Real super powers like China,USA and such do not go around chest thumping and castigating others. They are civilized. You all have a long way to go.

Ghana= charcoal
S•africa= slave
Kenya=hunger Force
Bostwana= never heard of dat shiii

All fighting "nigeria"

You guyz don't kno dat the weight of an elephant can never or will never cause earthquake

FIRE will BE BURNING and D wall cease to RUN


A man does not look behind the door unless he has stood there himself

Clothes make the man.Naked (zulu,masai) people have little or no influence on society


Upon all d bashing and tribulation =nigeria on wway to the promise land (rome wasn't built in a day) it took america a very long time after independent to be stable( ask columbus)


My brothers, never try to teach a pig(kenya) to sing,it wastes your time and annoys the pig


@S.africa. Suicide is a way of telling God,you can't fire me - I quit. (Better u quit now cus am getting involve)

@S.A STATISTICS say that one out of every four ZULU-APHARtHEID re HIV POSITIVE. If your 3 BEST FRIENDS LOOK OKAY. THEN ITS YOU

Oh my great nigeria


South africa living like refugee in their own land


Ghana- I gat a ghanian GF but I can't fvcking tolerate any toddler bashing "motherland"

You guyz fucking stupid, if we're not d "giant of africa",y is it dat all ur musician re featuring nigeria artiste?
2)Ghanian actor and actress earning chicken change so as 2 feature in a nollywood movie...



LAST BULLet= africa, africa, africa you all mumu small, all dix news dat yu re hearing re made by d western

Take clue from GADDaFfi libya--
1) New born baby re entitle to $5000

2)Gaddaffi said he will never build a house for his parent until d last libyan gat one

3)There is a bank account called "all_libyan_citizen_acct" where gain from sales of petrol re shared

4)D country is growing fast den d west interven (telling gaddaffi to step-down )

Now d country is going >>>>>>
Down




#AFRICA UNITED


WE ARE ALL BORN MAD.SOME REMAIN SO =jay-jay


Am good as my name my parent named me twice

Over Hype


GADDAFFI Libya better than SA x100

sweetcheecks: Hayi, there we go again nyani. WTF?

WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY?
ON WHAT AUTHORITY IS HE SPEAKING FROM?
WHERE ARE HIS SOURCES? NOT NIGERIAN GOSSIP NEWSPAPERS THAT LACK CREDEBILITY
WHAT ARE THE NAMES OF THE PEOPLE YOU GAVE SCHOLARSHIP TO WHO STUDIED AND WORKED IN YOUR COUNTRY? I AM SURE A GOVERNMENT SHOULD HAVE ARCHIVES OF SUCH.
HAS HE EVER BEEN TO SA?
WHAT ARE THE NAMES OF NIGERIAN COMPANIES IN SA?
WHAT DO THEY OFFER THAT WE DO NOT HAVE?
WHO ARE THE MAJOR DRUG DEALERS IN SA?
DOES HE EVEN KNOW WHAT EFFECT DO DRUGS HAVE ON CRIME?

MR GO SITDOWN JOOR BEFORE SOUTH AFRICANS TAKE YOU TASK FOR EVERY SENTENCE YOU MAKE! PEOPLE GO TIRE FIGHTING RUBBISH DAY AND DAY OUT.

MSHWEEEEEEEW! AND JUST LEAVE SOUTH AFRICA ALONE ASSEBLIEF!

MUST YOU BARK


Smh

Sylvarresta: Wat of shehu palace in Maiduguri? Its also an interesting scene...... Only if u have extra life...u knw wat I mean.

Shey super mario


Adonbilivit


SHEKAU KiLLING N kidnapping RESORT

Hmmmmmmmm


Every my people(africa) dey inside bus
Suffering and smilling
81 standing 49 sitting
Sufferin and smilling
Everyday nah d same tin




PEACE REIGN

BCraig: Then why is your blood pressure so high?

Not pained? Then sip your coffee and be happy. Why stress those who are happy to argue?

Something biting you on the underside?

Guy better u shut off... You show yourself highly fed and lowly taught

You,most notable coward,an infinite and endless liar,an hourly prose-breaker,the owner of no one good quality

CALL HIM A RAT
Just don't call him a mouse

You better go yah forum before. I ***** ****


In one word,HOMO-BOOBUS



Quote me @ur own peril

Adamskuty: what's this one saying

U sound like a monkey in great need of something to eat

ubutu

lai-laai

una shara,ubut lai laiii

voice of a deranged primitive

only one ethnic group out of 250ethnic group in great nigeria travel out

madam..ubutu goon gon gon




hmmm! U sound like a southafrican thou?? Hope u ain't my fellow nigerian?

Kilo se eleyi
Onyesubu

PROUDLY 9JA
For the motherland,

Moratiwa: Kenya is good country with nice respectable people unlike Naaigeria.Kenya doesn't have any mineral resources but its people try to work harder to create a better life for themselves.When you look at images of Masai men,you see great dignified people,Naaigerians don't compare.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9_6G8J6VJg


Kenyans deserve the respect,you losers don't.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLUS8ph9RCc

Masai.. Dance step or what
Jumping up n down like chicken dat have epilepsy..

AlL I KNO IS. DAT "NO MaTA HoW FAST KENYA RE,DEY CAN NEVER RUN FROM HUNGER"



Same to my kalahri dessert people bushmen- in dis age

Ubuhtu

Lala ti la shade -igwaragwara

Zuma ma ma leya ,zuma ma ma leye





@mo can you show me your hunger packs

Vallter192: I can't even believe that a Kenyan is making a statement like this in this forum. What av u got to say, Kenyans? A walking dead person seeing a lively person as dead!!!

@kenya , no matter how fast u can run,you can never run 4rm hunger

In a kenya school= teacher: mention things around your surrounding

Student: antelope ,skeleton ,and desert



Kenya guy posing his Hunger packs

What is kenya?

Vallter192: I can't even believe that a Kenyan is making a statement like this in this forum. What av u got to say, Kenyans? A walking dead person seeing a lively person as dead!!!

@kenya , no matter how fast u can run,you can never run 4rm hunger

In a kenya school= teacher: mention things around your surrounding

Student: antelope ,skeleton ,and desert



Kenya guy posing his Hunger packs

Martin junior #famous quote



A TIME WIll COME BLACK Will not be judge by their Skin but content of HEART

FOR THE MOTHERLAND
READY



Aint igbo, hausa nor yoruba



AM JUST A NIGERIAN




A time will come when south.A eyes gunna open, NEO-COLONIALISM


I love my country {no place like home}


A time will come pple human will not longer be judge by deir religion nor ethnic,tribe, RAce but content of deir HEART - tue 17th-12-2013. 5:43

I HAVE. A DREAM


I HAVE. A DREAM

One day, great NIGERIA will crush the ubuhtu (modern slave south africa)


Music
We shall make nigeria great great
We shall make nigeria great great great
Right now and forever



South africa really over hype just like the english players

#JUST FOR LAUGHS:
A friend mentioned this today and I felt it had to be
shared cause it brought back a lot of good memories
and laughter to me, I hope it does the same to you.
Remember those classic 9ja childhood days when we
used to ‘yab’ each other with stuffs like:
This my guy man ehn-
The tallest man for una village dey use ladder climb
maggi cube.
Two kuli kuli sorrounder una village nobody fit escape.
You mess eba fly fence to escape
You mess Babangida repeat primary one.
The first day you buy blomblom (balloon), you carry
marker write am ‘break and pay’
Fattest person for una village sit on top akara single oil
no commot
Dem throw ur pant for river Niger all the fish die.
You shit here, shit here, shit here, call am three wise
men
Like, share and comment if this brought back funny
memories and made you laugh, also feel free to add
your own ‘wording’ (yabs)!

Arggggg not special

Slate or sheet

Funny subtitle by clown