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RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Girls Act As If They Don't Smoke Weed? by Vanweed(op): 1:51pm On Dec 07, 2008
Ebony-Silk:
Not so much anymore o. . . .evolution has taken place o.

Now you barely see good with bad, na bad with bad. girls with girls, and boys with boys.
Things have changed.
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Will you just emphatically shut up you silly son of a bitch! Strop portraying outright ignorance here. I hate it when buddies who are supposed to be bright and smart are busy showing low levels of mental reasoning?

What the f**k you know about "evolution"? I bet you don't even know the meaning. Shit, you are so dumb!
You don't deserve my attention at all.

In fact, people just got me annoyed! These naija girls, men, if I catch you cunties, getting your black asses all smarked real good in the ways of buddha!

Buddies, c'mon spread the word--blunt on that buddha and let's all unite.
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Girls Act As If They Don't Smoke Weed? by Vanweed(op): 1:30pm On Dec 07, 2008
sexyLeamon:
why do not you write something meaningful for once? undecided that is a whole load of bullshit
They are not meaningful to you because you are an ignorant asshole, Biatch!

I told earlier, your mental acumen is just too young. Time to grow up mentally and develop good reasoning and analytical skills.

Then for sure, you'll come to grasp with the verbal shrapnels I've been feeding you with, Biatch!
RomanceRe: Can You Date A Nigerian Policeman/woman? by Vanweed: 1:23pm On Dec 07, 2008
crazykid:
You're only manifesting the curse that was placed on your mother. She got pregnant with you at the age of 16 asshole and was banished from the city. Am not surprised you've decided to follow their footsteps. You're crime product asshole. Your mama was raped before she begat thee. So leave this forum and take all your curses with you before someone gets infected.
I'm looking past you, dude. You haven't got anything interesting to say. Your writeup sounds like it's a kid writing. No replies to you no more! You've been metaphorically spanked by me.

Soon, getting you marooned into the tundras of Alaska where you'll be basking for breathe but the deers and eskimos be looking past you because you stink disgusfully, silly douchebag!
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Girls Act As If They Don't Smoke Weed? by Vanweed(op): 1:18pm On Dec 07, 2008
sexyLeamon:
fortunately am not like you,  I have brain and I use my intelligence to analyze things. you can see a drunk man and know, that doesn't mean you are an alcoholic. but slowpoke like you wouldn't understand anyway undecided
How can you be like me when you are coming off as intellectually and mentally unfledged? Go get yourself titivated properly in all ramifications of the word and make sure you do it in the ways of the 21st century. Else, all guys be looking past your menstrually-stained-stinking-old-black cunt, BIATCH!

You can't even see the un-analytical inconsistencies in most of your posts. Damn, my compassion for you, BIATCH!

Get you bitch-slapped intoto so you get off your supercilious horse and learn to respect guys who responsibly and intellectually blunt on their buddha, BIATCH!
RomanceRe: Can You Date A Nigerian Policeman/woman? by Vanweed: 1:11pm On Dec 07, 2008
sexyLeamon:
that clearly show what an idiot he is.
see loser like you calling me a bitch. I do not blame you the weed is eating your brain off, and now am sure your brain is blue in colour, your intelligent level is lower apparently all you type is horeshit
This biatch needs to get herself schooled properly. I hate when girls who are suppose to be expressive and charismatic make themselves appear so disgusting. I wonder which guy will stoop so low as to even ask you out.

Biatch, FYI, I'm a college graduate zipping in six zeroes annually and competently doing my Job. So you don't compare at any level. Let people from a distance judge who comes out as intellectually mature.

Time to grow up intellectually, biatch and stop being ignorant! Your mental acument too young, fool! Go get more enlightened on weed and I'm sure, you'll keep quiet, biatch! Damn, what a silly biatch trying to be a lady!
RomanceRe: Can You Date A Nigerian Policeman/woman? by Vanweed: 1:07pm On Dec 07, 2008
crazykid:
Seun are you reading this?
Who's Seun? You loving my posts and you want your buddy who's as retarded as you are to come read my write-ups? It's not for free, son! Get it now and prepare the D's, aight, silly chump?
RomanceRe: When U Are Deeply In Love With Your G/f,can You Give Her Access To Your Atm Card by Vanweed: 1:04pm On Dec 07, 2008
Anyone who gives out his ATM card to a GF is a pussie nigga! Your arms are not strong enough boy and buddies be swiping off your cash from you through her. Getting her f**ked real good and you be allowing her drain you financially while she's slowing slipping away. Claim to be in love, fool!My compassion for such dudes!
RomanceRe: Can You Date A Nigerian Policeman/woman? by Vanweed: 1:00pm On Dec 07, 2008
crazykid:
Why is it that most of you newbiz on this forum lack proper conduct. Why must you call her a bitch? If you don't like the way she posts, then avoid her. Stop insulting her personality ok?
Wow, who's this dude? Son, won't you just stay back and place your grumpy black ass where it belongs?

How dare you telling me what to do? C'mon, just what your filthy-smelly mouth before spitting out shit next time.
RomanceRe: Can You Date A Nigerian Policeman/woman? by Vanweed: 12:58pm On Dec 07, 2008
sexyLeamon:
and from your name, not to talk of your posts show that you are son of a bitch, a jerk. an absolute bozo you can say whatever you like I would care less
Not only from my name-- I personally profess that I'm a real weed smoker. I've got a Cop GF who brings me weed every weekend to blunt on. But you are a silly and stinking grown-ass old cunt thats getting f**ked at without d**ks! Shit, what a biatch!
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Girls Act As If They Don't Smoke Weed? by Vanweed(op): 12:55pm On Dec 07, 2008
sexyLeamon:
dude honestly your language shows that you over smoke it undecided and it is not any thing to be proud of
I thought you are not a weed smoker. How come you even know how guys who over-blunt talk?

See, biatch, you've been trying to get on my d**k. Be forewarned that I might be tempted to take
you to some erotic moments of no return.

Just beware and don't talk like a biatch trying to be a lady!
RomanceRe: Can You Date A Nigerian Policeman/woman? by Vanweed: 12:51pm On Dec 07, 2008
sexyLeamon:
no I do not and please address me properly what does you mean by biatch? undecided
From your posts on this forum, you've been sounding like a bitch. So I choose to call you one.

Good for you, biatch that you don't smoke weed. But because someone smokes it, shouldn't
make you act as if they are devils. So watch how you talk, biatch!
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Girls Act As If They Don't Smoke Weed? by Vanweed(op): 12:46pm On Dec 07, 2008
scottN:
@Vanweed
I think u r a menace to the society and needs 2 b checked!
I understand weed has a kind of social stigma attached to it. But you see me in public, you'll never think I blunt on my buddha.

I smoke my weed responsibly. I don't abuse its usage. If you are not a drunk and drink probably weekends, that's almost like
what I do. I personally do not drink because I don't like it.

So if you don't like smoking weed, just back the f**k off this thread, you silly son of a biatch!

Let those who enjoy it do. I doubt if you can even compare to me in anyway. I've been smoking weed and smacking real and classic
girls since my highschool days, specifically, since I was 17. And I'm doing just fine. What you going to tell me, you douchebag!
RomanceRe: Can You Date A Nigerian Policeman/woman? by Vanweed: 12:37pm On Dec 07, 2008
sexyLeamon:
after reading this I change my mind. my official answer is hellllllllllllllllllllll NO lipsrsealed
Don't you smoke weed, biatch?
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Girls Act As If They Don't Smoke Weed? by Vanweed(op): 10:16am On Dec 07, 2008
Okija_juju:
Just a question o!!

What has this thread got to do with anything??
What do we stand to achieve with this thread??
Okay, Nigerian girls form tha they don't smoke weed, so what??
They also form that they are virgins, or that they are in a relationship, or that they don't love you, so what??


@ Poster

Please stop posting these rubbish and senseless threads.
All you are doing is giving us Cannabis smokers a bad reputation.

Just wondering, what do you plan on achieving with this thread??

I can bet my bottom dollar that you just started smoking about 1 week ago, because it is only newbie smokers that get carried away with the high like this.



Spread the blunt, not the war  angry
I was only asking a question, son, so let it slide.Spread the blunt buddy!

If you blunt on that buddha, buddy, u won't be talking like this. I feel you
need to relax and don't act as if smoking weed is bad. To me it's just normal.

If u don't wanna smaoke, go to hell.

But I only posted my experience. The naija chicks all after a short period advance
to hard drugs. It's a very shocking experience.
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Girls Act As If They Don't Smoke Weed? by Vanweed(op): 9:36am On Dec 07, 2008
Sweet T:
I think this poster is not just on weed, he's on expired steroids as well. i wondered if he is a Nigerian or a Jamaican? I think he got Nigerian sisters confused for his Jamaican females. He act and talks like a gangster, a fake gangster if you ask me. My only advice to you is " DROP THE CRACK PIPE, YOU FREAKING DOPEHEAD !!!". Fakes like this idiot makes puke.
Who's talking like a Gangster here? Smoking weed doesn't make you a ganster, you silly bitchy chump!

I don't smoke crack. I blunt on my buddha. It's just a leaf, biatch! It doesn't harm at all. Just a good and

responsible dose helps calm your nerves weekends when you want to relax.

So you stinking asshole, will you stop writing trash about me for asking a question?
RomanceRe: Is It Good Or Bad Either Your Gurlfriend/bf House by Vanweed: 8:27am On Dec 07, 2008
If you can't sleep at your boyfriend or girlfriend's place, then where would you? Are you that rich to be renting a motel for a night?

You guys will have to f**k your brains out at times, and most girls love it at least weekly, esle she'll be angry inside without
telling you and might have another person do your work. So try and bring out the tiger in your GF or boyfriend,  guys!
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Girls Act As If They Don't Smoke Weed? by Vanweed(op): 7:51am On Dec 07, 2008
tpia:
"convert" is a synonym for " drug pusher".

You're their supplier, is all.

All of you need to get yourselves into rehab before you start producing drug dependent babies.
I don't supply weed, son; I'm only a consumer.

Now what about those who drink weekends? Do you know how many people die from drinking annually?
From weed(not hard drugs), there has never been any one. It's just a leaf, son!

At least, I don't drink but my buddha calm my nerves.

Naija girls, blunt on that buddha but not to the extreme. Too much of it is really wack!
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Girls Act As If They Don't Smoke Weed? by Vanweed(op): 7:41am On Dec 07, 2008
tpia:
because you got them addicted to it, weedo!

It evens sounds like you actively look for naija girls to convert to weed smokers! Then later you start complaining they're crackheads- just like you're doing now!

women don suffer sha!

so now its not even about just keeping your legs closed- its also keep your mouth closed? geeez!
Dude, you are so funny!

Mind you, I never converted no one to weed smokers. I don't offer a non-smoker my weed. You must pay for it. If you choose to buy it yourself and smoke it after been with me for sometime, does that mean I converted you?

Mind you, I let the girls slide exactly after 6 months, but they all keep coming back to me even the ones ( referring to other nationalites) who never did smoke it!

So son, it's not me converting. These Naija girls have something in them that makes them pretend as if they don't smoke that shit. Me, I'm a real weed smoker but they are all now into some heavy shitt that personally I've never and will never try. So I'm I still the one who converts?
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Girls Act As If They Don't Smoke Weed? by Vanweed(op): 7:33am On Dec 07, 2008
KarmaMod:
This thread proves otherwise dimwit. your brain is so fried that's why you assume because a couple of desperate Naija chicks in Canada that dated your wack ass that means ALL Naija chicks are the same.
Come on, shut the f**k up, biatch!

My brain so fried--what are you insinuating? I never said all Nigerian babes are wack! I'm asking to be clarified because I've had less contact with Nigerian girls. Besides, most Nigerian buddies I know are really deep potheads not even weed smokers! So get it straight, you biatch out here trying to insult me for asking a simple question.
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Girls Act As If They Don't Smoke Weed? by Vanweed(op): 7:27am On Dec 07, 2008
crazykid:
I think you need a vaccine.
I think it's you who need a vaccine! Just stop writing what might infuriate someone.
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Girls Act As If They Don't Smoke Weed? by Vanweed(op): 7:23am On Dec 07, 2008
To all,

Look, I smoke my weed responsibly. Honestly, no one knows where i work that I blunt on my buddha! It makes me feel good and I do it "only" weekends when I want to chill out. I date very cute and socially responsible girls because of who I am and how I portray myself in public. All my ex-girlfriend always come back to me--no bragging here. I just can't be with a chick for more than 6 months.

But my question is, having been with girls from other countries who are always themselves ( some who never liked weed, never smoked it), why do naija chicks end up becoming so engrossed in it. They all turned to be extremist. I started wondering probably, there's something wrong somewhere. Are Nigerian girls extremist?

FYI, these are girls working in respectable firms!

Weed is not bad, dudes! If you don't like it, let it slide and don't spit out garbage!
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Girls Act As If They Don't Smoke Weed? by Vanweed(op): 7:11am On Dec 07, 2008
To all who posted,

The stuff is, these girls told me the first time we met that you I like you but if we should go out, you must quit blunting on that shitt. With girls, I don't waste time. Chicken that head before they know it, and before I know itI found her smoking my shitt without me asking her to. I got them arraigned because you can't touch that stuff without paying.

Now I'm the one to ask these girls to stop it. I take my weed responsibly but these girls, godamnn it, it's on daily basis. I know weed is not bad but too much of it is wack.

Now my question is, is this peculiar just to Nigerian girls? Other girls I've met and dated are usually who they are from start to finish! Naija girls, I fear una!=))  Una too much when it comes to extremes!
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Girls Act As If They Don't Smoke Weed? by Vanweed(op): 7:00am On Dec 07, 2008
I meant why do Nigerian chicks like weed so much and still pretend they don't blunt that shitt?
RomanceWhy Do Nigerian Girls Act As If They Don't Smoke Weed? by Vanweed(op): 6:53am On Dec 07, 2008
My dating record has been mostly with whites and asian girls. Decided of late I want to try my roots and started hitting on the Nigerian hotties here in Vancouver. The ones I got were so cute and so innocent looking.  Being myself, I blunt my buddha without giving a damnn and before I know it, she tells me she would like to try. This has happened with about four different naija chicks!

Now, I'm the one asking her to only come to my house with clear brain cells. Always weeded up before coming but you see her outside, she looks so clean and innocent. What a mess!

Are all Nigerian girls like this? Please I need answer or I'll tell papa and mama, I aint getting a naija biatch no more!
RomanceRe: I Have Fallen In Love With A 28 Years Old Lady. by Vanweed: 6:46am On Dec 07, 2008
give her some weed and f**k her brains out! no slacking son!
RomanceRe: Can You Date A Nigerian Policeman/woman? by Vanweed: 6:34am On Dec 07, 2008
my current girlfriend is a cop, she always bring home weed weekend for us 2 blunt on it n get high and then f**k our brains off! so sexy n not like most of her female cop friends!

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