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because of the arms of the good ones most times aint strong enough for real life issues,

u have what i love, I'll snatch it from you dude ferociously if you appear week, the bad gets the best most times!

faakay:
Go back to Nigeria and get a girl

There are lots of decent girls in Nigeria ,  Just shine your EYES and SCAN WELL!

All Nigerian girls in Nigeria are bitches, I went to Nigeria in August and slammed lots of girls who claim to be in serious relationships. They were calling later when I've arrived Canada and I wasn't giving them a show.

Dude, just be where you are and enjoy your life. Go to Nigeria not because of a girl. Damn, even because of girl you want enter naija. Men, people dey ooooooo.

Probably, your arms aint strong enough. I don't blame you because you don't have what it takes to handle girls abroad who want trips abroad.Big loser. You go enter naija now go dey form and lie to those village girls. If I catch you heh, I go smack and hustle your black d**k to the wall. Next time you go think straight!!!!!!!!!

Every weekend, but you must split the cost half-way each time so she understands that it's a too way thing and you really don't give a f**K! Unless she comes out clean telling you, dude, I aint got no cash.

Then you use that to smack that thing as it's supposed to. No slacking.

Trust me on this one, she'll be all over you. Well, it also depends on how you go about it. Myself, I aint spending no dime on no chick without slamming. If no way, I must disgrace you in one way or the other before we part ways. You must be "embarassed" intoto. No time for girls dude. Chicken those chicken heads and get what you want, son!

Orikinla:
I have noticed and addressed this on this board last month.

Most grown up secondary school girls in Nigeria are also to blame for showing themselves as sex objects for cash!

They are known as Stylee in Lagos.
They love to be seen and laid as young hotties.
When you scold them, they even call you names.

Look at an addresser! LMAO, If you don't want something, just shut up and do those things you like, mugu!

Once a girl is over 16, she's ripe, dude and if she wants it, give it to her just as she wants it, son!

So get lost and if you suffer from getting laid, go for some dating therapy!!!

besides, when was the last time you had a level 2 chick not even level 6 not to talk of level 10? Big loser here whining!!!!!!

mecylee:
HOLLO, ALL I AM SAYING IS  SHAME TO ALL WHO NOT FROUN TO THIS URGLY TREND AND SAY NO TO IT.

Hello, All I only have to say is "woe to you for thinking the way you think is the best".

Won't you get off your supercilious holier-than-thou attitude, biatch or risk getting spanked at catapultive angles to regions of sophisticated boredom of no return? Be forewarned, you stiniking biatch!

I slam any girl that enters my apartment. If you act too uptight, I'm walking you out disgracefully. And get them coming back like whores!

Thats my weakness. No patience with girls at all.

They are very good at giving blow jobs, biatch!!

And they have very wet and tight pussies for orgasmic sexy ride! I have lotta them hovering around my apartment for some buddha-times culminating in hot hardcore sex. They are also very willing to masturbate for you when they are high on weed and you film for the record. It's all fun with teenage girls, dudes!

Try it out!

Dude, you are an outcast! Getting your small impotent d**k cut off, pussie licker!!

BBWs suck! Come on, go give a riff-raff's cock some Mouth Action!

Moonstone:
Vanweed - you need to talk to someone. I'm actually scared for you.
Just wait till one of them injure you while in bed. (the bony ones I mean).
Do you even care how the girl attains her skinny self? What if she's bulimic?

The skinny babes are the best. You can twist in all directions. I mean upside down, eastside uo, downtown south,etc. Men, you can lift her up and be f**king her in the air and the pussie of these skinny girls is always delicious! Damn, so many things to do to such girls and this add to the fun!

Now tell me, these BBWs, what can you do to them? Other can just  f**king that ass tight pussie and the fatty tissues be obstructing free flow of masculine thrust. Look, BBWs, you girls suck in bed. I had one mid-sized girl once. She attracted me by her assertiveness and funny nature. But in bed, yah, she tried but not as compared to the full swing of the skinny chicks who give it all and you feel your thrust flowing at high momentum!

F**k these BBWs! Make una go reduce una size, so some hot guys go help service una small! Mumu black fatty bum-bum them wey full this world!

Moonstone:
Onyinye - you need to come to the NBA thread, we'll discuss your Rockets there in full details.

Those hating on BBWs need to lay off. Do you know how many BBWs have great guys who love them as much?
Have y'all not noticed that most of the guys who like BBWs are actually sensible human beings?
Who wants to sleep besides a bag of bones? No offence to skinny ones.

I enjoy doing it. Most of my girls are the paris-hilton type. Those are the type that catch my attention and I hit on chicks everyday, where ever and whenever. I don't have time to tie myself down with one chick.

But those beautiful BBWs, una dey miss some hot guys. Just reduce yourself and have a piece of the cake, other than running around polluting the environment.

acidrop:
my friend shut up there. u privates head. do u know what u like, i bet u are one of those guys that have a secret pot belly, ode

@ moonstone, on the other hand, i like the meaning of that name. . . . .but it still reminds me of moondust. loldon't type less i want ur finger to break, please continue, brainless human beign. AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

You just writing and writing. What's your point? I gave you my reason for hating them BBWs. But you are here portraying your unschooled nature.

Sit back and relax, honey, you are my patient. I'll ruffle off your wack ass and help you get it straightened. Aight? Then we can think of what to do with your BBW-ness.

Ebony-Silk:
Ok, let me try to reason with you
Don't you think you're typing too much?

Maybe, but it's relative. I do it without stress. Nice observation. I think I might need to consider typing less then!

Moonstone:
Leave Vanweed and his love for bulimics alone abeg. I don't know why he was that personal with her.
I can't even believe any guy hates a set of girls that much. His future wife might blow up after their first child, he doesn't know.

If she does, I'll never forgive her. I'll become a different person very fast and we get divorced as soon as possible. I need a cute and good-shaped classic lady for a wife not all these BBWs. I personally hate them.

Ebony-Silk:
At vanweed, for heavens sake, shut upppppppppppppppppppppppp

I am not yet in heaven. So for Earth's sake where we currently are, what should I do?

acidrop:
lol unfortnatley i don't want to stop. wait why do i get the feeling that this is star. anyway where is yr doctor's certificate. like ur name states u are really a weed, unwanted, u need to be plugged, and God save u u not standing here with me i could have beaten the living hell out of you, n get rid of the unwanted weed. next time before u open u dirty public toilet to talk to a girl u think twice. senseless human beign.

abeg i apologise to the rest of you. this skinny weed of  a guy is wanting attention desperatky and he is going to get it in a sour plate today

I'm not seeking attention. I'm only trying to help your wack ass! Yeah, I blunt on that chronic shit you call "weed"! I do it once in a while when I want to.

To show how unschooled you are, cannabis is a drug. It has applications in medical therapeutic surgery which very soon, I'm sure, you are going to visit to get some doze of it. In other words, you would have had it in you too.

I blunt on that stuff real good and you, from the way you sound, shows who you are. I've had lots of girls whom I dated come back to me and me as usual, be doing my thing without giving a f**k.

Say what you might, you sound like someone in that category! I'll have you pinned down, ruffle your ass like anini, get you all worked up, relax and watch you masturbate your stinking ass for me to watch and record and then chase you out of my apartment. Trust me on this one, I've done it to couple of girls that I want to just leave me alone. You might be next. Just identify when you are in Vancouver! And don't ever identify if you are an BBW--it's going to be the most disgraceful event in your life if you do.

BBWs, una get problem. Dudes like us go finish una. In fact, I think there should be a law that if you are an unclassic BBW, then you should be arraigned before the court of law for real judicial decisions to be made because our environment is getting too pollutted by these BBWs. Damn, mami, these kind of girls!

Where una come from? You girls were not given birth to like this for God's sake! Please, help yourselves.

tope2000:
@vanweed
Its ok now please

Yah, I need to stop! But let me help that girl called is it, "acidic-menstrual drop" become a bit of a BITCH not even a close to a BITCH not to talk of becoming a lady!

I'll smack that girl into chromatically dispersed zones of no return! Just tell her to identify and advise!

She comes on here to talk rubbish! Me, I no send girls at all. A real Naija man like me, hitting on model quality chicks cannot be f**ked with at all. I don't accept it when I find Nigerian girls acting stupid.

First, it was weed issue! Now it's LovePeddler issues!

Naija girls, I go clean una finish. Especially those fat ones. In fact, I swear and promise, come to me, I'm ready to pay for a plastic surgery so you BBWs can get good body structures!

I want naija girls like "acidic menstrual drops" to be able get sweet and classy dudes who can make their pussie feel at home and at home, as you know, you'll always get to that peak of sexual satisfaction. Right now, she's running loose and roaming. I pity u, mugu!

acidrop:
shut up idiot, she dosent want it, u can stuff it down ur skinny ass. ode

I seem not to understand something. Are you a lady or some creature from mars? You are too abusive to be a lady. Besides, your tone doesn't make you sound like one.

I beg to differ, you are one crap of a depressed LovePeddler ( a bitch is even better) roaming the streets of Australia . Tell us, what took you to Australia?

Look, better sit your ass on that wooden chair you are sitting on and think properly. Why come here and post gibberish? So sound so unschooled. I'll have to tactically get schooled so your deventia ramaged brain cells can once again function at its optimum capacity like when you were freshly given birth to. We do offer psychological help on Nland. Welcome aboard, our patient.

Firstly, I'll start by cleansing your LovePeddler attributes so you become "only" a BITCH! Then we see how it goes!

acidrop:
biatch, biatch biatch, biatch this, biatch that. is this the onl curse u know. . . . .abeg i don tire to hear am

redish black pussie WTF guy u well? u just imaginarily create visuals in ur head using any available colour and abide with it. hahahahahahahah. WHO BE THIS MUMU OOOOOO

anyway. no long thing, if i stand u stand am gona be better than ur what? skinny ass.  and am kind of having the feeling u know it already datz y someone is soooooooooooo pissed. it aintmy fault yo, someppl are just created to be props.lol

It took me a while to even come to grasp with what you wrote. Why the verbosity? Can't you succinctly and clearly express your thoughts? For a girl to be unexpressive is a societal crime of the 21st century.

And coupled with the fact that you are a menstraully stinking fat bitch, I just wonder how life will become for you in a few years time.

But what happened to your high-school english? You were busy trying to be a bitch, aight? Now you come on Nland like a acting like a bitch trying to be a lady. Silly Chump! Getting your ugly stinking ass snatched immediately off the streets. Keep roaming and running loose! Learn to respect people, else you'll get battered and smite on ferociously, fool!

tope2000:
Gbam!!
Vanweed is on a whole different level for me
But there is no need to hate on them, just because they can't date them doesnt mean u should cuss them sha

Tope, u fat? If no, then I got some nice xmas goodies for you! But if yes, better don't reply,

acidrop:
hahahahahah, ANOTHER ARSEHOLE on the lose. . . . .listen up dickhead the only time u get to even breath infront of gurls like me is in your dreams, so don't even sweat it. the more u call me fat the more i laugh because i like the way i am at the moment, and when i walk down the street i know the respnse i get. . . . .okeyi

and as for u, hehehehhehe as far as u are in nairaland and u are a guy u are an ugly moneky so don't even try to upgrade yourself, u can't do that automatically.

Look at who's talking! If you are fat, which I don't know, then I only can imagine the kind of responses you get. That goes to prove your low-class nature in life. You are getting hit on by riff-raffs trying to be cool dudes like us and that makes you feel elated! Sorry, my compassion for you!

No upgrading here, biatch! I just come on here at times when I want to relax. You have an awkward way of thinking. If because you are doomed to the lower rungs of the societal ladder and that makes you come on this forum, then it's high time you thought otherwise. Couple of dudes on this forum are real-life professionals.

What do you know about an online forum? Don't take Nland for granted, biatch! You can get very well-thought out and shrewd advice here from highly educated and experienced people.

So you biatch reeking of menstrual residues, time to go take a bath and cleanse yourself off those sweaty acid-drops from you fatty tissues assuming you are an BBW. Guess you are on some painful menstrual period now thats why you can't respect others! I'll only reiterate, my compassion for you reddish-blac pussie , BIATCH!!!

acidrop:
y d hating if u don't want to comment, then find ur level. a topic is a  topic

between tope n chamo,  . . . .get a room jor, and stop displaying al ur kisses in a public forum

U no go find a place sleep, mumu?!!!!!

If u r one of those BBW, my compassion for you, biatch! You are never going to have a sweet n classy dude like me!

You BBW are pollutants with sweat-like acid-drops from you fatty tissues polluting our environment. My environmental
consciousness will ever make me to hate you BBW!

Make una reduce una size. It's not healthy! You BBWs are losing out big time in life! I'm sure my niece is reading this.
Na me dey write this stuff, u nairaland addict! Make u no reduce, u'll never step your foot in my place. Go hang out with
Tayo them--I know say you like my style. You want to have a taste, my sister, reduce and I'll love you like a fat kid loves
cake!

chamotex:
oh boy u don  vex gan o

Whats up dude? No, I no vex. It's just that each time I see these big fat women, I get pissed off. Can't they just reduce their size?

I had a niece who when I first met her was just a bit plumpy. But after two yrs, meeting her again, she's turned into BBW. When she came over to Canada, men, I warned her not to come to my place. She hates me now and I also hate her "just" because she's now an BBW!

F**k all these big women. Sex is so unsexy with them!

@poster,

See you, mumu! In fact, dudes, you guys need serious coaching on female psychology. You have the guts to come here and post rubbish about how long you should wait before asking a girl out. O boy, I got to whip your frigging black ass as much as needed. What an asshole!

Come on, get your d**k on course and be ready to shag that reddish-black pussie as hard as you can! No slacking, son!

If I tell you how many girls who have boyfriends that I've f**ked real good, boy, you'll think I'm just bragging. Thats why I no send all these girls. Buddy, even if you ask her out, dude, people will still be shagging that your girlfriend harder. So time to just live your life and make your sexual life as active as possible. Forget about all these lovey-dovey attitudes! They are not that useful.

If you feel you can trust a girl, good for you! But don't waste time, ask her out man! The way you ask her out to some extent, will determine how she might respond and how you'll react to her response whether it's positive or not! But dude, guys will forever be smacking your honey to be even while you think she's yours!

Smarten up, woman-wrapper and get lost!

@poster,

F**k off this thread as fast as you can before you get smacked the f**k down to whatz up!

If you like all these big women, go get them silly douchebag! FYI, Big women are societal
nuisances. They occupy too much space in this world. We need to have them all defattened.

For God's sake, all these big women running loose, can't they just stop for once and think about
how they look? So disgusting. I won't ever have one close to my block. Getting you defattened
figuratively that you'll go see a doctor for immediate remedy.

The thin girls will always win whether you like it or not. How can a fatty bum-bum be good in bed?
Never ever, dudes! You'll only be soaking your d**k in some solid fatty tissues with no sensitive spots
for optimum sexual gratification. You can't even bend her as much as you'd love to to maximize the
experience. Shit, these fat things make this world such an ugly place to live in.

F**k the poster for posting bullshit and F**k all these fatty women. High time you reduced your sizes so
as to get the best of men. You don't know how real and cute dudes like me hate you fatty and punky ladies!

To all who posted,

You guys should just keep quiet. I just woke up and currently smoking my weed as I'm writing this.

I'm off naija bitches. I don't have your time no more. Roll up that blunt and not that white shitt. Makes

me wonder. My brain cells need some trees, where the trees at dudes? F**k them Naija chicks who trying

to come pollute my place with those white heroine shitt. Getting y'all **ked at and not giving you my

numbers, BIATCH!

goodass:
@ poster
abeg, ow many Nigeria gurlz u don assess before ur conclusn?  

Yeah, this dude is talking. Buddy, I'm just shocked. Just a simple question, now it's all abuses from everywhere.

So far, I've dated like 5 Naija hotties and they all just turned into something else. Me I blaze my shit only weekends,
but these girls making me scared. I just have to divorce them completely but they won't leave me alone. I feel for
them.

So I wanted to know if it's peculiar to most Nigerian girls?

You sounding cool, men let me know. Thats what I'm here for.

And to all you d**k heads and saw-shaped cunties with no underpants trying to insult, getting you all placed in a room
where you all belong! This is a figurative expression and I hope you get what I mean.

Missy B:
Yes O.
You don't need specialists to decode things like this.
By their posts . . . you shall know 'em.

I just wonder what you are talking about. Care to let me know?