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Crime › Re: A Team Of Mopol Harass People At Victoria-Island, Lagos (Photos) by VaselineWarrior: 12:40am On Feb 17, 2016

one day, na mob go steal dia gun com shoot all of dem dere one time, nonsense angry

Romance › Re: Endowed Ladies, Upload Your Backside Pic,let's Rate You by VaselineWarrior: 12:02am On Feb 17, 2016

if n e girl drop yansh hia, den ma name is not vaseline undecided

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Romance › Re: Is It Compulsory To Take A Girl Out Before Toasting Her? by VaselineWarrior: 11:59pm On Feb 16, 2016

africa is jus full wit babarian angry

so u wanna toas a girl huh

as in

u wanna fry am huh

babarian

Romance › Re: Girls I Want To Drink Ma Sperm by VaselineWarrior(op): 8:04am On Feb 15, 2016

Dhilariousdandy:
Wait..!! Are you feeling all of them @ the same time

How do you manage to handle it??

yes o, ne 1 can b a wifey

but wifey av to swallow, cus am also swallow ha own angry

Romance › Re: Girls I Want To Drink Ma Sperm by VaselineWarrior(op): 8:02am On Feb 15, 2016

QueenValerie:
You best get it outta here.
I'ma leave a permanent impression of my teeth on it!! You gon think I was jaws!!

av u eva see anaconda runy 4rm tilapia huh

so wat r u sayin huh

mtcheew

bite it 4rm na tee tomorow if u like, dez no escape 4rm anaconda

k, serious bae, I nid a warm mout embarassed

am soo sad cry

pleas bae

Romance › Re: Girls I Want To Drink Ma Sperm by VaselineWarrior(op): 7:48am On Feb 15, 2016

ladyF:
Please unquote me from this post. It is way out of line for a joke.

When you finish warring with your vaseline, pour your whatever in a cup and drink.

y i will drink ma own juce huh

daz madnes angry

com an b a gud girl an take dis deek, jowo ooo embarassed

u ear

is jus like drinkin yogurts, vanilas yogurts tongue

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Romance › Girls I Want To Drink Ma Sperm by VaselineWarrior(op): 7:37am On Feb 15, 2016

leriebloom
queenvalerie
sinaj
ladyf
yourmain

i can feel ya mout wit sweet sperm

Romance › Re: I Nid A Big Yansh On Ma Face by VaselineWarrior(op): 12:29am On Feb 10, 2016

CondomSir:
This is all I want

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Romance › Re: I Nid A Big Yansh On Ma Face by VaselineWarrior(op): 12:06am On Feb 10, 2016

nduprincekc:
STUPIDITIY

so u lik bigg deek huh

Romance › Re: I Nid A Big Yansh On Ma Face by VaselineWarrior(op): 12:05am On Feb 10, 2016

AdeniyiA:
A big roll of faeces is the most appropriate thing to drop on that your fugly face
disgusting nd nauseating

hmmm

Romance › Re: I Nid A Big Yansh On Ma Face by VaselineWarrior(op): 11:57pm On Feb 09, 2016

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Romance › Re: I Nid A Big Yansh On Ma Face by VaselineWarrior(op): 11:57pm On Feb 09, 2016

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Romance › Re: I Nid A Big Yansh On Ma Face by VaselineWarrior(op): 11:56pm On Feb 09, 2016

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Romance › I Nid A Big Yansh On Ma Face by VaselineWarrior(op): 11:56pm On Feb 09, 2016

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Celebrities › Re: Seven Facts About Omotola That You Might Not Know by VaselineWarrior: 12:29am On Feb 09, 2016

sinaj:

don gimme dat face bae angry

am gonna giv u ma reel monica

bae, we can go 2 dinna in Phc or I cam fly u 2 lag

trutfuly, I jus wanna kiss ur lips more dan i wanna breath

sinaj bae, donno wat 2 do sad

Celebrities › Re: Seven Facts About Omotola That You Might Not Know by VaselineWarrior: 12:23am On Feb 09, 2016

sinaj:
Omosexy 101.2

bae, want u soooo bad, soo bad bae

donno wat to do

jus one date embarassed

Romance › Re: If Your Boo Was A Lyrics To A Song, What Song Will It Be? by VaselineWarrior: 12:21am On Feb 09, 2016

sinaj

Romance › Re: Which Nairalander Would You Wanna Go Out With This Valentine? by VaselineWarrior: 11:40pm On Feb 08, 2016

captainmilk:
My brother, you go spend money tire

i spear no xpence 4 ma boos angry

Romance › Re: Guys, Have You Ever Wanked Off With A Girl's Picture? by VaselineWarrior: 11:31pm On Feb 08, 2016

i self-service it 4 sinaj on d daily

sinaj embarassed

one day i no u will help me hol it embarassed

Romance › Re: Which Nairalander Would You Wanna Go Out With This Valentine? by VaselineWarrior: 11:26pm On Feb 08, 2016

tek twaci out 4 brunsh - waffles, strawbry, Orange juce

tek sinaj out 4 dinna - lobsta, risotto an white wine

kiss

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Romance › Re: Sinaj by VaselineWarrior(op): 9:03pm On Feb 08, 2016

sinaj an vaseline, bae we make gud team

i see us laffin, crying, dreamin, lovin, huggin, kissin, plannin, hustlin, winin, dining, fvckin, enjoyin...

i wanna b ya man embarassed

Romance › Re: Sinaj by VaselineWarrior(op): 8:55pm On Feb 08, 2016

sinaj:
smh!

U nid Jesus bro!

bae u jus don no wat u do 2me

am ready to b ya man #jamesBlunt

dez notin I cant did 4 u, as long as ya pasonality mash ya beuty

sinaj, jus sayin ya name make ma haert sof an ma preek hard angry

Romance › Re: Sinaj An Twaci, Give Vaseline A Chan by VaselineWarrior(op): 5:28pm On Feb 08, 2016

I will make u 2 an honest husban

as u luk burriful in ya weddin ban

dancen 2 soulfill music from our soul ban

den later dat night, chai, ban ban ban angry

sinaj

twaci

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