₦airaland Forum

naughtynaughty:
wat if I mistakenly fart while ure licking d whole? Its licking shey?

u can do any tin u wan to me

naughtynaughty:
eeewww..dude did u jxt say yansh hole?? Grooosss!

y r u eeeewwww

yes i like yansh hole an so

mizquote, pleas am beggin u, kan u com insy ma mout

i wan 2 pleas u

YourMain:
You're back!

And yes she is.

Pfffft what qualities do I have that makes me the stereotypical Nigerian view of wifey ?

y u add weight

mizquote:
mtcheeew.

typical Nigerian definition of 'wife material'

a programmed zombie or a robot.

pleas kana lick ur yansh

alredy a pms has come

i will protect ur identity

an 2 all future pmers, i will protect ur identity 2

i jus wanna lick sum yansh, no string an no braggin

am lickin yanshes

all kines

blak yansh

caramel yansh

pink yansh

yellow yansh

red yansh

all female yansh of all shape an size is welcome

cant wait to lick all ur yanshes

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naughtynaughty:
I mean u meet a guy newly, maybe xchange numbers cos u think he is smart, he calls nd d next thing is 'can you come to my house'?? Lyk criosly? Honestly its bcumin so boring nd annoying nowadays.

What's it with guys nah? Cnt u guys patiently woo a lady without adding the 'come to my house' talk? Its a big turn off for me, wats there to b done in ur house dt we cnt do elsewhr?

Is there some solution to global hunger in ur house? Orishirishi. Its so common nauadays dt u wonder if guys hav lost their minds on dating etiquettes. My new frnd yaf turn dis come to my house talk into a daily anthem ooo..no b small thing.

The thing is..80prcnt of the men who invite
ladies to come to their house at
first meeting have no good
intentions at heart..nd y'all need a slap to reset ur brain on how to properly woo a lady. Lord save guys of dis generation

Am I d only one in dis?

how kan i suk ur kitty an yansh wit no housin

or will u want ur kitty suk in d outside public

bae, i nid u inside ma housin, so dat i kan spred ur leg very wide an eat d kitty an yansh hole well

alway av ur own vaseline, cus u donno wat ur friend are doing wit is own

wat could av happen here

Michellla:
He beat her at her own game

is dat ur reel picxs

kana lick ur yansh

pleas

ur spam will getting lower wit eash masturbate

untill b4 u no it, u will masturbate an cum only air, or scientificly, cabon monxide, H2O

ijustdey:
I don't know what the oga would have done to the houseboy for him to have taught of paying his oga in such manner



abi lalasticlala..... Wetin be your contribution for this gbege at hand

u dont desarve a vaseline

DAT SHHH CRAY

sinaj:
wot I do

u don even no

sinaj:
No 3 got me laffin



Indirectly takin bride price from you

dis gel

kilokeys:
The Ifa priest that cursed u is dead..

U r a disgrace to ur parents.. And when u were born.. They threw a party o..

Only for u to grow up and desire urine of another human being..
Shameful

not jus any hunan, but chidinma

oh chidinima, u r so sweeeeet


yes, she can piss in ma mout an am not ashame to ask ha wen i see ha

y will she use a public toilets wen she can use me

MrsPhyno:
Nawao.

U people scare me, my daughters will go to a girls only boarding school

so dis is d girl dat every boy nairaland wan to lick ha yansh

when in Rome, act as the Romans

when in Naija, poo and piss everywhere, for my son, you are in a jungle

femifemo123:
weyrey re o

is not about weyrey

chidinima is tooooo hot

i can b ha slave if she let me an i will drink ha piss an enjoy it

kilokeys:
Lunatic

mtcheew

so u r sayin dat if chidinma walk in na wit nice minisket an she say dat she wan to piss but no toilet avelebel, dat she wan to piss in ur mout, u will not allowed her

so she stand wit her leg apat an ur face unda an u say no wen u can see ha delicious kitty

bros, r u 4 reel ?

jus wana b ur slave chi chi

do wat eva u wan, jus use me as slave

ma mout is open 4 u

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u an sinaj can piss in ma mout, i will drink


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i wish i can cum insy dat punkyveer mout

axe ha if u can stee lick ha yansh

ppl r hungry out der oooo

at lease, u can eat sum yansh

Ghandi12:
My own little concern is how the Nigerian government preparing for the real carnage/crises if and when they start landing? Must we always wait for things to get scattered before we start putting them together?

Has this war been discussed (as appropriate) in the Federal Executive Council meeting ; with its future implications properly put in front burners? "We should make no mistake about it" - a break-out of world-war means our present bad condition, as a nation, getting much worse.

Is the President realizing it is increasingly becoming more dangerous to attend all events invited to outside the country?

What will be Nigeria stands if the war go ballooned; has anyone started talking to our diplomats and foreign missions? Any tact but ready plan on possible evacuation of Nigerians in the death zones if it all go cataboom.

What lessons are we currently learning about national security, defense and stability? [size=16pt]We have continued preaching revolutionary redirection in our defense to technology but all we always see are poorly-equipped soldiers standing on their head as a show of bravery[/size].