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NewDawnEra:
The guy above me, are you high with ogwashuku weed?

I'm High On Ur Momma's Pvssy

doyinisaac:
What is this one saying??

I'm Sayin UR FATHER

Aunty Virgin Is Comin Home In Advance. Small Doctor Has Finished Gatherin Ur Bride Price & Plannin Traditional Weddin Ceremony.
Uncle Love Beggar, Afonja Demons Dey Call
Anto, K.Brule Is Expectin U
Khloe The Boxer Or Wrestler, NBF Will Lyk U To Rep Naija 4 Nxt Olympics

In The Fight, Whose Eye Was Plucked Out, Whose Nose Was Broken And Whose Jaws Was Dislocated?
BTW,Ehen Dat Reminds Me, Pls Help Me In Fastin & Prayers because Yesterday Around 1pm, I Went 2 Drink Water Frm D Stream & As I Was About 2 Finish Drinkin, The Water Got Stucked In Between My Teeth, I Attempted 2 Remuv It Severally But To No Avail. Now, I'm Considerin Travellin 2 India 4 D Water 2 Be Remuvd By Highly Professional Doctors. So Pls Pray 4 My Quick Recovery. Tnks

3 Kilos Of Meat Frm The Pop's Mouth & 1.5 Frm The Child's

Wetin Oyibo Get Wey We No Get. Our Female Celebs, Una See Wetin Happen Na. Anyway RIP To Her. Kate, Roman Goddess, Ufoma, Anita & The Rest Shld Take Note

lilyheaven:
Please tell me, If you want to send it to my house, no problem.

i've finished it. I'll prepare some 4 u nxt tym.

lilyheaven:
Abeg, which one be frozen beans?

u wan taste am?

Make I Go Ask Tobi Whether To Comment On This Rubbish Or Not. Hunger Dey Worry Me,Make I Go Buy Frozen Beans Sef, Excuse Me Pls, Am Comin Afta 10secs.

doyinisaac:
Haba shey because of her teeth wey be like rake wey farmers dey use for kaduna...??

Exaaactly. Guy U Spoke My Mind Correctly. One Can Of Kunun Zaki 4 U. Enjoy

E Be Lyk Say Dis Girl Na Ronaldinho's Twin Sista

Charity Begins At Home. U No Mourn Victims Of Benue,Taraba & Southern KD. Stupid Hypocrite.

Then Stupidly Unfall Urself Na. Wetin Kwansign Me Sef. Mtcheew

Buhari Shld Be D First & Rest Will Follow

JONNYSPUTE:
. Hahahahah. I don die for laugh here.

Abeg No Kill Ya Self Wit Laffta, U R More Useful Dan Those Idiots

Muckross1122:
You no do well bro, Alex after seeing this comment

Bros Na True I Talk Now, No Be So?

Where D Breast Dey? Cos Na Lemon Sized Chest I Dey C Wooh. Make I Go Wash My Eyes Come Back.

Balloonin Popping

Fear Don Dey Catch Am Small Small

Hw Much Is Jollof Yam?

Una No See Her Face? She's High On Ajegunle Weed. Science Student

She Abandoned U, U No Get Shame U Com Dey Tell Us. Then Abandon Her Back Na. Do Me I Do U, Man No Go Vex

Since They R Nt Muslims, Na Islam Them Be Ai.

CodeTemplar:
does relationship starts and ends with naked frog jump?

Wat Does She Mean By "Beautiful", Ordinary "Relationship" Is Okay.
Oya Choose 1: Cat Walk Or Python Dance

But U Said Dat U Are A Virgin Some Weeks Ago.

Tambuwal U Dey Craze. Na 4 Sokoto U Fit Ban Am. Mtcheew

Can It Connect To Nokia 3310 Cos Na Im I Dey Use

Buhari Kidnapped Dem, He Com Release Dem So Tey We Go Think Say 115 Dapchi Girls Were Kidnapped And Were Rescued In Less Than 2 Months Under Buhari's Government. Na Lie U No Fit Decieve Us. Idiot

Na Wa O! Dis Idiot Dey Gather Money 4 Himself Cos He Knw Say He No Go Win 2K19.

She 4 Cry Die Make Blood Komot Na. Wetin Concern Veli Wit Dis Sh!T Sef

Olamide Na Upcomin Rapper B4 Cum Pop Singer Now. So Y U Dey Ask Y Olamide No Dey D List?

Ehen, I Know Say Na 4 Naija Dis Kain Thing Fit Happen. Buhari See Wetin U Cause. Na Only God Go Vindicate U. RIP 2 D Driver