₦airaland Forum

Abufo:
God please dissolve the lugardian cage............the zoo is just a craphole!

It shall happen in my lifetime!


Ase!

The only time I ever share space with anyone was at the NYSC camp. I felt like a fish out of water.


Introverts like myself don't like to share their space with anyone.

Al- Kunut is the northern version of Oro.




North sef don resort to doing Oro finally.



Very interesting development!

Sccarrr:
omoluabi don luabi fr Germany o

Ibi Ori dani si la'agbe!

O ku ori ire o!


Omoluabi Pataki!




Mo ba e yo!

Ti aba se n so ede wa ni kiko ati kika loore koore ma je ki ede naa mo wa lara lati so ati lati ko. Yo si tun je ki ede naa gbile ju ti at'eyinwa lo.

Ede Yoruba koni parun o!

Eko osi ni baje!

L'ase Eledumare!

One Nigeria will never work!


It has never worked!

Etimemy:
You must be a terrorist

All terrorists are sinners.

Jesus is a friend to sinners.

Therefore, Jesus is a friend to terrorists.


Thanks!

These vagabonds are hiding behind the fraudulent constitution of 1999 to take over everywhere.

Who and who sat down to formulate the fake constitution?

You don't remember the constitution when you evict all Fulani from the 5-plot republic but you're quick to shout constitution when they give you same treatment.

Villa12:
even your Superstar Davido is married to a beautiful igbo girl. My only sister is married to a lovely igbo man. I'm currently dating an igbo girl. Make una dey allow those useless politicians dey scatter una sef o

Davido is an Igbo man with Yoruba name just like the current governor of osun state.
Offsprings from the marriages between Igbo and Yoruba are all Igbo with Yoruba names.

They are known to favor their Igbo side the more. They are 98% like to marry from Igbo tribe.


Proof me wrong.

RenaissanceGuy:
Chinwe Layla Tinubu

You're a liar!

Show me their wedding I.V

Villa12:
Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu son Seyi Tinubu is married to an Igbo girl, but those foolish Yoruba/RONUs that hate Igbos for no just cause or become of their brother emilokan. His son is in love with an Igbo girl. Stockholm syndrome, crumbs and handouts will never let them reason properly. God see the kind people i dey share country with.

Can you share the name of the Igbo girl that got married to seyi tinubu?
I'm just curious

The guy is just a front to the looting criminals from the past regime.


But at least they're using their loot in the country and the masses will benefit from it one way or the other.


Some people looted their own to build refinery in Malta and we now pay in dollars to buy from them.

Jakumo:
Your polite demeanor qualifies you for a post as Minister of Sewage Disposal within the jail-house administration that I will inaugurate very soon.

I don't deserve to be a minister in your cabinet sir as I prefer to head the military wing of the psychiatric home you earlier suggested.


I prefer to rule from there.

Jakumo:
Even if you have achieved the presidency of your cell before I get there, a referendum will be called to depose you and usher in my tyrannical rule over all inmates, rats, and cockroaches in the cell block without fear or favor.

At least you'd be arrested. The position you assume in prison does not matter. You can become the life emperor if you like.


All hail the Kuje prison's emperor!!!

Etimemy:
What stop you to condemn the act

Jesus is a friend to the sinners so he should talk to his friends to do the needful.

Jakumo:
Soon after my Kalamazoo or Katmandu flight lands in Lagos airport I will surely surrender myself to the nearest Babalawo because I have spoken in favor of cannabis production. In the meantime, we stoners eagerly look forward to hearing about your surrender to mental health authorities so that you can be locked away for your protection.

God breast Nigeria

Since it's now established that you're a chronic drug addict, the warrant for your arrest is already signed waiting to be activated the moment you step into the country.

Happy confinement in advance!

Jakumo:
For this declaration that marijuana sale ought to be punishable by death, you have established your eligibility for admission into the nearest lunatic asylum. May I suggest that you go ahead and turn yourself in with your written confession typed out before the men in white coats are forced to come for you at home?

You should be arrested too since you're part of drug trafficking value chain as a producer,seller or user. I will advise you to visit the nearest NDLEA office to submit yourself before they come for you wherever you may be hiding.

Let the church pray for the hoodlums to return the stolen equipment.



As prayer is the master key, so let the church use it.

Send them to the gallows straight!

The year 2024, 2025, 2026 and 2027 are pregnant with interesting political events that would determine the future of Nigeria as a country.

You should be happy they are telling you to stay and live in your "developed region".

Buy you're crying as usual.

Whether you like it or not, Biafra must come and you're definitely leaving southwest for good.


Save your tears for future use.

Too much of anything is bad!


Porn didn't destroy your life, you're just an another porn addict.


Stop porn addiction!

I support peaceful protests 100%!



Destroying private and government properties under the guise of protests is madness.


STOP THE VIOLENCE!!!

MrBrownJay1:
but lets us focus on the issue at hand... whether Nigerian or Togolese, what makes a man's head THAT SQUARED?!

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/wtfih.gif

Spongebob square pants things

RadioMOUTH:
Did that, didn't work

Have you tried operamini handler?

Use manual configurations

The one with APN, proxy, password etc

-Competitive market
- Availability of choice
- Employment opportunities
- More tax to the government
- Increase local technology.


Congratulations to Nigerians!

lamentor78:
Just carry your gutter brain out of here, how does protest relate to supply of fuel, how many days will you protest and go back to you miserable abode.

Will protest reduce price of fuel or supply fuel to depot.

I think nairaland should be doing mental evaluation for people before coming on this platform

It is a peaceful protests bro!


Why are you shitting your pants already?


What are you so scared of?