₦airaland Forum

Jakumo:
For this declaration that marijuana sale ought to be punishable by death, you have established your eligibility for admission into the nearest lunatic asylum. May I suggest that you go ahead and turn yourself in with your written confession typed out before the men in white coats are forced to come for you at home?

You should be arrested too since you're part of drug trafficking value chain as a producer,seller or user. I will advise you to visit the nearest NDLEA office to submit yourself before they come for you wherever you may be hiding.

Let the church pray for the hoodlums to return the stolen equipment.



As prayer is the master key, so let the church use it.

Send them to the gallows straight!

The year 2024, 2025, 2026 and 2027 are pregnant with interesting political events that would determine the future of Nigeria as a country.

You should be happy they are telling you to stay and live in your "developed region".

Buy you're crying as usual.

Whether you like it or not, Biafra must come and you're definitely leaving southwest for good.


Save your tears for future use.

Too much of anything is bad!


Porn didn't destroy your life, you're just an another porn addict.


Stop porn addiction!

I support peaceful protests 100%!



Destroying private and government properties under the guise of protests is madness.


STOP THE VIOLENCE!!!

MrBrownJay1:
but lets us focus on the issue at hand... whether Nigerian or Togolese, what makes a man's head THAT SQUARED?!

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/wtfih.gif

Spongebob square pants things

RadioMOUTH:
Did that, didn't work

Have you tried operamini handler?

Use manual configurations

The one with APN, proxy, password etc

-Competitive market
- Availability of choice
- Employment opportunities
- More tax to the government
- Increase local technology.


Congratulations to Nigerians!

lamentor78:
Just carry your gutter brain out of here, how does protest relate to supply of fuel, how many days will you protest and go back to you miserable abode.

Will protest reduce price of fuel or supply fuel to depot.

I think nairaland should be doing mental evaluation for people before coming on this platform

It is a peaceful protests bro!


Why are you shitting your pants already?


What are you so scared of?

Government's fruitless efforts to stop the protests.


They are already jittery of the protests that is still on the way.

blacknp:
A coward dies a thousand times, Fela done sing the song since.

I no wan die, I no wan quench, how many of una supposed Fulani fit kill, before una grab the remaining ones, burn their body, throw them inside the closest river, good riddance.

So that your Ebinpawa lamentation I dey hungry go end once & for all.

I hope you guys are ready to contain the ultimate zombie Apocalypse coming your way?


I am not 'obedient' but I'm in support of the peaceful protests.


Government must do something to alleviate the current hardships in the country.

blacknp:
Hunger in the Land you say lazy brethren, go farm, or who go farm for you?

You say Herdsmen dey disturb una from farming? Then make una mobilize una selves in protest across the nation from August 1-10, make una enter bush, & flush out your fellow citizens from the forest & farms disturbing your peace.

Not all this hypocrisy chasing shadows.

But you know these Fulanis are armed with weapons and security operatives always support them against the locals.


Tell the government to ban open grazing first. Tell the legislature to make it a law so no police would arrest any farmer trying to protect his farm against marauding Fulanis.

blacknp:
Ignorance is never an excuse in law, how can the president ban open grazing, something that is under the jurisdiction of the respective states?

If your state is against open grazing, your state house of assembly should enact the law.

It is a known fact, that Failures will always look 👀 for someone else, or something to blame for been failures.

His body language says otherwise. There's hunger in the land and the No.1 man in the country doesn't want to take responsibility.

He should resigned!

You don't preach to a hungry man: you feed him.

blacknp:
Mr man, please get over your election loss, and move on with your life.

After your nonsensical protest be it for 2 days at best, you will be worse off then, than you were last week, and all you will weep is Tinubu this, Tinubu that.

Lazy Things wey no sow anything, they shout say economy bad, wetin una wan reap before?

I am not an obedient bro!


Check my profile.


Tell your oga at the top to ban open grazing to encourage farmers to work on their farm.
Curb insecurity by creating state police (or regional police) as the current NPF is not effective enough.
Activate our refineries to bring reduce fuel costs.


Tinubu is beating around the bush: he is not decisive enough.


As concerns the protests, have you seen the movie 'zombie Apocalypse'? That is nothing compare to what's coming.

The more people you kill, the more they are coming at you.


You don't preach to an hungry man, you feed him.

You're right!


The super falcons see their defeat to both Brazil and Spain as the normal thing.

They're contented will the reduced goal margin.


Africans are mentally handicapped!

blacknp:
The sooner you get over your 2023 presidential election loss and start helping yourself to prosper, the better for you.

After wasting your time for at best 2 days on top an aimless Nonsensical so called opposition bad belle protest, more severe hunger & hardship will be waiting for you.

Keep deceiving yourself, waiting for a miracle, cut your watery nose, to spite your deaf ears, na Tinubu u misplaced things think say una dey do?

You're driving against traffic bro!

You won't believe what's coming.


You stand no chance!


You are outnumbered!

A developer tried to develop Australia.



Nothing special about this news.

blacknp:
After the so called protest you will continue your suffering more severe than were you left it.

Ebinpawa 2x. .

Dey play!


The status quo must change.


There was a prophecy about it which I can see it is surely manifesting.



We can't continue to fold our hands and expect things to change.

This protest go loud gan I swear!



#theymusthearus

stanliwise:
I know, I want to see if he falls for my own trap too

Good luck!

I support the protest 100%!


The country needs urgent revolution to reset the foundation on which it is built.



Freedom is not given, it is taken.


Grab it!
Snatch it!!

And run away with it!!!


Tinubu's style.

stanliwise:
how much for the phone?

So you don't know that guy is a scammer?


Is seems you're new to nairaland.

Expect a sharp increase in the price of both Quaker oats and cabbage soon.


As demand increases,creating shortage of commodity in the market, price would follow.

Hallelujah!!!


There is still hope for my 9mobile line.



Let's see what the new management can do.

Its about time!

AmalaAtiEwedu:



Biafran Senator

Respect the dead no matter what.

AqualinaXYZ:
Tinubu was in Brazil this year February




5 months later sharks wey dey sea don test positive for cocaine



Okay naaa

So what are you insinuating?

Ojiofor:
Go and bury your dead criminal brothers.Thank you.

Why are you now denying your brothers? Is this not how you guys are developing everywhere with tour criminal activities?

Anyway, the cadavers have donated to science labs for use. Your brothers are not that useless after all.

Ojiofor:
Embarrass yourself and release their names and states of origin I dare you.

The information you seek is strictly confidential and if you're so interested, take a visit to NPF, Oyo state command.


Thank you!