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kuuljay:
op is a big learner most naija babes wants you to wrestle to even remove pant before you nack, their shallow reasoning is that they did not willingly give you, that gurl you Are talking about is already disappointed in you for not finishing the task.i don get babe wey anytime she visits I must tear the pant and bra before I enter and at the end na me go dey beg say I don tire

yeah I think she is disappointed in me. she does not get my calls again Sef unlike before. its not my fault anyway, I am inexperienced and In need of help

yorke1:
Next time continue and don't ask her if you are disturbing her. Just keep doing your while she watch you. That's how most girls you trying to get down @ first behave.

NB: Don't ask she question next time.

Best of luck next time when she come visiting.

thanks Bro. I will try harder next time. thanks for wishing me luck

TemmyWon:
She's a Virgin. ask her but she'd probably deny. people don't believe, so Virgins don't admit.@versashee, don't WASTE her

I asked her if she was a V, she just turned aside. If she really is a V, then that would be a problem cos I am a V also and I have no idea what sex REALLY is like talkless of breaking a V.

haywire1:
Sey No be psychiatric hospital u met Her abi u wan lie make I tear u slap

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well, I forgive u. I believe u re sick and in need of help

onosprince:
This same thing happened to me this week, I even went to pay for an hotel because I didnt want to disturb my room mate, just like your story, she didnt respond. I tried to go further but she didnt allow me to kiss or touch her bobby. After she left, I asked her why, she said we are just friends and not lovers. Well not all girls give it cheaply@ op

I touched her booby, rubbed her ass with my hand and my head-B. put my hand in her skirt but i did not reach for the Well anyways

ivyT:
Lack of Understanding

Dats how people fail exam questions u know...

haywire1:
Op kindly Re-visit d psychiatric

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lol... but why bro?

RICKYMARIO:
this won na bamboo o

Lolz...

Davijunson:
hehehe.... Imagine for her mind now she jes dey think.. 'this guy no know say him mouth dey smell ba'.... lolzzzz jes kidding bro. Maybe she was a guy in her former life... Jes saying.. lolzzz.
infact I no know wetin I dey tok.

I had my bath and brushed before she arrived

Karlman:
SHES ALREADY URS

MAKE SURE TO USE CONDOM WHEN THE SOUP IS FINALLY DONE AS IT WOULD SOON


NEXT TIME DONT TALK OR ASK QUESTIONS WHEN IN MIDST OF ACTION JUST GET BUSY UNTIL SHE EITHER REFUSES OUTRIGHTLY OR YIELDS TO YOUR MOVES

that day, I wasn't with a condom Sef...


thanks bro. may u never suffer. Amen

ivyT:
Premarital sex is of d world

re u not in the world?

There is this girl I met sometime ans we became friends, we started seeing each other ble ble bleh...

to cut the story short, she was in my room this fateful day, I decided to try my luck, she lay on the bed with me besides her. I started the cuddling which led to kissing her on her forehead, neck, her lips(she did not respond to the kissing) but she was just lying on the bed blushing and closing her eyes tightly.

I toucher her 'softness' and kissed it, still yet no response, I was kind of thinking I was trying to take advantage of her and as a gentle man, I asked her if I was disturbing her and she nodded yes! still blushing and then I stopped. she later stood up to urinate.


before she left, I tried kissing her but she still wouldnt kiss back. she later said;" u re not getting anything from me".



This is my first time ever trying such a thing with a girl, I don't know what her actions mean. she did not push, she did not kiss back, she was just there.

#SHE PROMISED NOT TO COME TO MY PLACE AGAIN AFTER THE INCIDENT. I ASKED HER WHY, SHE SAID I AM SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHY. Why must I suffer?

cc: ishilove
Lalasticlala

softysparky:
That's the only duty they know how to do.

yeah... afterall, they say"Love ur work". that's d one we love

Jarizod:
wheres ur proof

ah Dey tells u.. the proof is needed o

jimohibrahim:
Picture....before I believe.
And what's your duty as a man?
Caring...... Guess not
Shopping.... Definitely not..
So what exactly.. Abi you're married to her?

bleeping

anonym0us:
Send her number lemme advice her to stop wearing two breazia

I will advice her myself... thanks

libertyfather:
Must you come on here to tell everyone? The fact remain she uses the 2 bra to make up her ungifted chest, all you need to do is handle her breast harder and always,suck em good and for hours...in a little time it will reduce to one foam bra, the more you keep trying she will begin using unfoam bra..but I can't say how many years that will take

this really works?

firstEVA:
Hahahahahaha

She got no boobs

I thought girls need air supply to that location

wellmax:
The toaster gets to see the second bra,
The side boo gets to see the first,
The real boo sees and touches the real deal.

*wink*

there is this girl I met in the bus, we got attracted to each other and to cut the long story short, I gave her my num and she called.

She started visiting... etc. the relationship led to a romantic one and as I proceeded to do my duty as the man, I discovered she was wearing two foam bras at the same time. I don't understand, this is the first time I am seeing such a thing.

So girls still wear 2 bras at the same time? what for?

sinizia:
Bulshít raised to the power 10. That trick can never work for any sane girl. You chat up a girl that hasn't seen you before or doesn't know you from Adam and when you said you're a secret admirer, she forgets to ask a total stranger how he got her number? Nonsense!!

dem no dey provoke put! just try

my men in the house, i salute you all. it is your loyal boy Versashee. I know how hurtful it feels when you try to have a conversation for the first time with a chick over chat platform like Whatsapp.

The question;"who are you?" usually comes up before the other one;"how did you get my number?". There is a trick i have tried in bypassing the second question which is telling her "I am a secret admirer" after she asks who you are.


oh yes! that easy and you know why it works? Girls want to be appreciated, they want to be admired, they want who would give them attention(even if you are in their friendzone, they just want your attention). When you tell them you are a secret admirer, they would not like to create a bad impression by deleting you when you fail to provide how you got their number.


I have tried it and it works perfectly just like the trick of looking their lips while talking to them which sends a message to their subconscious mind that you want to kiss them.

Fellows, what are your own tricks?

Drabrah:

Guy!
u b Ibo?

Oh Yes!

to all ye cutists, read my signature... do something meaningful with your life u refused...

a wise man would engage her in school and marry her after she graduates!

i use 4G network... just in case

.

as long as it concerns Virginity, i wont be suprised if it makes front page....

efilefun:
This aint a fedora hat wearing drunkard who was "remote controlled" by some women and old fools

lollllll Chinekeme! Very funny man u re