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Politics / Re: Federal Government Special Works Programme Has Started Payment Of ₦20,000 by Versionite4life: 9:40pm On Apr 21, 2021
bamikole07:
Yes ooo, I got mine since Sunday evening, I was surprise when I saw the alert being on Sunday by Access Bank Kogi, but not every has gotten

How do I apply bro?
Sports / Re: Cyriel Dessers Fires All 5 Goals In Genk Big Win by Versionite4life: 10:22pm On Apr 15, 2021
ABANGWABOI:



I don't need an unpatriotic fellow to quote me..
Avoid me pls..

Truth hurts!
Sports / Re: Cyriel Dessers Fires All 5 Goals In Genk Big Win by Versionite4life: 1:41pm On Apr 14, 2021
ABANGWABOI:
Talents abound..
I am waiting for the euros to troll and laugh at Tomori and Abraham cos they would definitely miss out..

He would be placed on a lifetime pension when he eventually retires from playing for England, but u and I knows what becomes of those that retires playing for Nigeria.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-power: How To Fix All NASIMS Portal Issues by Versionite4life: 6:58am On Mar 24, 2021
Mubby4luv:
Sorry About that. Perhaps they will rectify it and give another chance.

I have sent them email, and they are yet to reply. I really hope they do. Thanks Sir.

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Celebrities / Re: Larissa London Celebrates Her Son, Dawson, On His 1st Birthday (Photos) by Versionite4life: 8:58am On Mar 23, 2021
Damn!

Wahala dey like mallam, if you spell am backward e go remain the same.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-power: How To Fix All NASIMS Portal Issues by Versionite4life: 8:41am On Mar 23, 2021
Mubby4luv:
Are you serious? It's 20 minutes for the questions, How did you get 1 min? They give 3 chances, If you ve elapsed them without submitting then I'm afraid that's the end. They don't give more chances because time usage as it is in an exam of such is part of the test

I am being truthful here Sir. I posted it on Facebook and a lot of persons could testify to rhat. They complianed about the same issue. I have tried since then, an they said I have taken the test already. I got just 5mark.
Sports / Re: Why Are Headed Goals More Difficult To Save In Football? by Versionite4life: 2:50pm On Mar 22, 2021
A305:
I have also thought about it until I figured the answer in physics.

2 reasons:


1 - The law of inertial: whatever that is set in motion, stays in motion except the force of acceleration is applied to it to give the object more momentum.

When the ball is already in motion from the cross, it's in motion already and so nodding it gives it more acceleration to a new direction of a low/higher trajectory.

Even the best of all keepers can NEVER be in two places at a time because that's the only way to figure out the direction and catch the ball (but what about the new momentum), Still not possible even if two keepers are in that post.

This is why John Terry is still well respected for nodding out that ball against Barca.


2 - Speed calculation: A keeper always calculate/estimate the intensity of speed a ball travels for him to decide to either catch or punch the ball away. This is why many keepers are good at catching and parrying straight shots aimed at the post. But when you nod a ball, the keeper lacks the capacity to calculate the speed of how it started and to what direction it's headed.

This is also the reason wingers attackers like Messi, Ronaldo, Sallah etc scores some thrilling goals with shot from the wing side. The keeper often lacks the ability to calculate because the ball creates a curved motion instead of straight line.


Against Man utd and not Barca. The Moscow finals of 2008.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-power: How To Fix All NASIMS Portal Issues by Versionite4life: 7:06pm On Mar 20, 2021
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Keep repeating the same process till you succeed. If it persist, write the on npower@nasims.gov.ng


Meanwhile, I still help people to write the test for a token, provided you want to get a higher score of 80% and above. My least attained score had been 80%, while 95% is the highest score recorded so far.

This plus some other issues with respect to npower, don't hesitate to chat me up on 08038970768.

Shalom
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Why are some persons given 20 questions to answer under 1 minute?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-power: How To Fix All NASIMS Portal Issues by Versionite4life: 7:05pm On Mar 20, 2021
Mubby4luv:

Simple arithmetic, current affairs, logical questions and English language

I was given 1minute for 20 questions, and now I have elapsed my chances after many attempts. How do I rectify this?
Politics / Re: Sunday Igboho: We Want Yoruba Nation, We Don’t Want One Nigeria Again by Versionite4life: 9:24am On Mar 18, 2021
We want war. worldwide war.
Crime / Re: Court Remands Ekiti Man For Stealing Cooked Rice, Phones by Versionite4life: 9:21am On Mar 18, 2021
Na wao! And Amaechi is walking freely.

Rich man wey thief maggi them go show him face for..
Poor man wey steal money we no dey see their face for....
#InAfricanChina'sVoice

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Politics / Re: John Akpanudoedehe: APC Govt Will Not Spare Or Condone Looters Of Public Funds by Versionite4life: 9:19am On Mar 18, 2021
Npower giving me 1minute to answer 20 questions, all because they have gotten the required amount of persons they need, is that not evil?

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Politics / Re: John Akpanudoedehe: APC Govt Will Not Spare Or Condone Looters Of Public Funds by Versionite4life: 9:18am On Mar 18, 2021
Talk better thing joor!

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Music/Radio / Re: Burna Boy Wins Grammy With 'Twice As Tall' Album by Versionite4life: 9:42pm On Mar 14, 2021
Naija to the world!

The first African to win right?

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Education / Re: Happy Π-day Fams. What U Should Know About Π Day. by Versionite4life: 7:49am On Mar 14, 2021
(11) BONU$! WHAT ABOUT PIE DAY?

Even though Pi Day is a mathematical holiday, it’s hard to ignore the homophone that is PIE DAY.

Many people celebrate Pi day by eating pie and other circular-shaped foods.

In fact, many pizzerias and bakeries offer special Pi Day deals and discounts on March 14th each year.

And as for pies, Apple Pie is considered the most preferred flavor of pie amongst Americans, with Pumpkin Pie coming in second, and Pecan Pie in third.
Education / Re: Happy Π-day Fams. What U Should Know About Π Day. by Versionite4life: 7:48am On Mar 14, 2021
(10) IS PI PRESENT IN NATURE?

You bet!

Pi can be used to measure circular natural events ranging from water ripples that emanate from a single point to finding the spherical volume of the entire universe (which can be done using only the first 39 digits of pi!)
Education / Re: Happy Π-day Fams. What U Should Know About Π Day. by Versionite4life: 7:47am On Mar 14, 2021
(9) HOW LONG IS PI?

As mentioned earlier, Pi is an irrational number and is thus infinite. In fact, it would take 12 billion digits of pi typed out using a normal-sized font to connect New York City and Kansas City.

And since pi goes on forever, it has enough digits to wrap around the entire world an infinite number of times!
Education / Re: Happy Π-day Fams. What U Should Know About Π Day. by Versionite4life: 7:46am On Mar 14, 2021
(cool WHO DISCOVERED THE MOST NUMBER OF DIGITS OF Pi?
Mathematician and computer scientist Fabrice Bellard calculated 2.7 trillion decimal places of pi using just a typical desktop computer in 2010.

That’s a lot of digits!
Education / Re: Happy Π-day Fams. What U Should Know About Π Day. by Versionite4life: 7:44am On Mar 14, 2021
(7) ARE THERE ANY FAMOUS PI DAY BIRTHDAYS?
There are several famous people born on March 14th, Pi Day, including Albert Einstein, NBA All-Star Steph Curry, Actors Billy Crystal and Michael Caine, and Olympic Gold Medalist Simone Biles.
Education / Re: Happy Π-day Fams. What U Should Know About Π Day. by Versionite4life: 7:42am On Mar 14, 2021
(6) WHAT IS THE COMMON OCCURRING NUMBER IN THE FIRST 100,000 DECIMAL PLACES OF PI(π) ?


The most common number in the first 100,000 decimal places of pi is the number 1, which occurs over 10,000 times!
Education / Re: Happy Π-day Fams. What U Should Know About Π Day. by Versionite4life: 7:38am On Mar 14, 2021
(5) WHAT IS THE EARLIEST REFERENCE TO PI(π)?

Even though the greek symbol π wasn’t adopted until the 1700s, the earliest references to the constant ratio between any circle’s circumference and diameter occurred in Ancient Egypt around 1650 BCE.

Pretty cool, right?
Education / Re: Happy Π-day Fams. What U Should Know About Π Day. by Versionite4life: 7:36am On Mar 14, 2021
(4) HOW LONG IS THE VALUE OF PI(π)?

The value 3.14 is used as an approximation for Pi since it is an irrational number that continues on and on forever, hence the “…”

π =3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693…

The current world record for memorizing the digits of pi is 67,890 consecutive digits set by Lu Chao in 2005.

Mathematicians estimate that it would take 133 years for a person to recite the 6.4 billion known digits of Pi without stopping!
Education / Re: Happy Π-day Fams. What U Should Know About Π Day. by Versionite4life: 7:35am On Mar 14, 2021
(3) WHERE DID THE PI(π) SYMBOL COME FROM?

The π symbol that we use in math to represent pi was first used by the Swiss mathematician, physicist, and astronomer Leonard Euler in the year 1737.

Before Euler popularized using the greek symbol π to represent the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter, the value was known as Archimedes' constant.
Education / Re: Happy Π-day Fams. What U Should Know About Π Day. by Versionite4life: 7:33am On Mar 14, 2021
(2) WHAT IS π ?

Pi (π) is the ratio of any circle’s circumference to its diameter.

The value of this ratio is approximately 3.14 and, yes, this relationship applies to any circle big or small.
Education / Happy Π-day Fams. What U Should Know About Π Day. by Versionite4life: 7:30am On Mar 14, 2021
(1) THE HISTORY OF π DAY

The first National Pi Day was observed in 1988 by the American artist and physicist Larry Shaw in San Francisco by marching in circles with colleagues and snacking on different kinds of pie.

In 2009, the United States House of Representatives officially designated March 14th as National Pi Day and identified Shaw as the founder of the famous mathematical holiday.
Politics / Re: Cross River North Seat:jarigbe Wins At Supreme Court In A Split Judgment by Versionite4life: 9:05am On Feb 26, 2021
Great news for the good people of cross river.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Real Sociedad Europa League (0 - 0) On 25th February 2021 by Versionite4life: 4:17pm On Feb 25, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Thursday Thursday football
I dey shame for man u
When he be say big boys dey play on Tuesday and Wednesday

Who be the big boys?

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Politics / Re: FG To Begin Repatriation Of Nigerian Refugees From Cameroon, Niger, Chad by Versionite4life: 5:45am On Feb 18, 2021
When will they send those of the Cameroon back to their county?
Politics / Re: IGP Adamu Paid N2 Billion For His Tenure Extension — Sahara Reporters by Versionite4life: 9:34pm On Feb 07, 2021
How much is Nigeria?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sheffield United Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 7th February 2021 by Versionite4life: 9:34pm On Feb 07, 2021
kiddkash:
goooaaalll

1 - 2

Can we now call him penalginho?
Crime / Re: Police Arrest 70-Year-Old HIV-Positive Man Who Raped 5-Year-Old Girl In Benue by Versionite4life: 3:01pm On Feb 07, 2021
Is he(the man) still breathing?

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Crime / Re: Breaking: Kidnappers Operate For 3 Hours In Abuja, Abduct 4 People by Versionite4life: 2:53pm On Feb 07, 2021
Nigeria is rudderless in all sphere.

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