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Dodges kiss. ( '-')

Lol.

BoboYekini: yes, tis Frank McCourt's Angela's Ashes.
I don't know that there's any other book that can have such profound effect on me.
RIP Frankie.

He writes without using quotation marks. I dunno how he pulls it off cuz i've been trying to copy it but it doesn't quite work.

kay9: Guess i'll have to find this Angela's Ashes and read it too; seems everyone who's read it loves it.

[quote author=uj_sizzle]me too.[/quote]Wise people

kay9: What? The yeye riddle was beginning to look like a trick question. If Seun had even a one-percent claim to American lineage, i'd have shouted ''NAIRALAND'' as the answer... Dey dia na.



AUTHOR'S NAME: JAMES PATTERSON
BOOK'S TITLE! CROSS COUNTRY

Mmm. Nawa o. So Patterson has a book set in Nigeria? Interesting...

Ok, so i looked up the wikipedia summary of the book, lol, mehn i almost passed out laughing.

Look, no offence meant, aiit? But seriously, these writers might wana visit places they wana write about before actually doing the writing. I mean, didnt ANYBODY bother to tell Mr. Patterson that WHITE men are above the law in Nigeria?? The idea of some semi-illiterate mopol officers actually arresting a white guy on some trumped up charges, and actually beating him up in the cell is so so ludicrous! Mmofo beat up a WHITE MAN?? Chineke!! The rest of us don die finish be dat na, lmao!!

LOOOOOOOOl. But his readers won't know anything. Funny, I was thinking yesterday while walking home from a satisfying meal if Ludlum has actually visited all the cities he writes about or he just bullshits us. Cuz I'm always trying to be accurate with my writing. I'll be relieved if it's all bullshit.

BoboYekini: well, you guys are impressive o. Here goes:

...his first bestselling autobiography was set in Ireland, the second one in america. He grew up in such poverty that he almost lost his sight from poor nutrition, was a high school teacher all his working life.

P.S. the first autobiography is my best ever book, and it was made into a movie, one that I didn't especially care for.

Wow. You shoulda included he won a Pulitzer. This book was given to me by someone I was in love with at the time so I was bound to love it. But then after reading it, I was completely blown away. There's no humour like Irish humour.

The book is definitely Angela's Ashes by Frank McCourt. I'm so stoked that someone else loves this book as much as I.

^^^ I know a lotta Patterson books but I dunno that one. Never heard of it. What's he in the Guinness book for though?

[quote author=tpia@]in the meantime



classic

story of acts and consequence/s

a fortune involved

author has a male name but is female

also deals with the passage of time[/quote]Silas Marner by George Eliot?

Six clues and I still have no idea. I see what you did there: wishing us good luck. You know this is hard! Show off!

Sounds like Robert Greene abi whatshisface?

Tgirl4real: I am a twilight fan. Who is saying rubbish Is it V?

Intentionally by accident...hmm...

I hope it's not my no sha o

But I never had your number na.

dominique: I spose I'm a duddete
Wia is this mulan to come and answeer her riddle. Abi who sabi any vampire author?

Not me. I'm a dude

dominique: lmfao . What do you call gals that dont care much for twilight? dudes?

Dudettes

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Don't mind Vee joor. He's not in touch with his feminine side at all.[/quote]I lost her number intentionally by accident

Male twilight fans are girls too. Of course

I have a feeling the author will make y'all slap your foreheads. I'm not into vamps though. That's girly

^^^

The rules of haiku:

Three lines, counting syllables

Five, seven and five

Anytime, nii chan
Arigatou gozaimas
The pleasure was mine

You wanna kill me?
Why like this, ya habibi?
I have conceded!

Lol. E don do na
You no know say I don tire?
Okay. You don win

firestar: So dunk your head whole...
Into the living water...
There... Bubbles of Spring!

Wouldst I have found it

This spring of life you speak of

Alive? Alone? No!

firestar: ...And the sundial's shades
My brother please...Do make haste
There's no time to waste!

I am in dark night

No shadows within shadows

My time is over

firestar: A snatcher from death
Eternally be all yours...
Impore Jah! Impore!

What choice doth I have?

As the last grain has fallen

Through the hourglass waist

firestar: Hey! Don't be that way!

Strap and buckle up my man:

Work towards it... PRAY!

The workings of fate

Pay no mind to my efforts

The thirst has been long

firestar: Go right ahead friend....
How was your day instead.
This time: were you fed?

Sigh. What I long for

My hope fades and my fear grows

Forever alone

What is this light, pray?

My angel has come too late

Oh? The Grim Reaper!

Change themes?

Lol. Knew you'd say that.

I'm outta touch with the show.

So, take it easy.

I am a hangman

But no one is getting hung

So I hang myself

So much for blindspots

When there's no Uchiha left

To invoke curses