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For Myne Whitman.

When I check out your site, I intentionally read it thus: My new hitman writes. Uber awesome

Lol. I should put in the rules that the book should be fairly popular or a bestseller. I dunno how to make it adequately hard without being too hard. Nice one though. I'll try one.

The author's surname is three letters
The author is in academia and writes in latin
The book is about esoteric things and about four guys

Guess the author. Santini may enjoy this one. Welcome Myne Whitman!!!

^^^ Hi Ejadamen. Blaze is lost in space. Or at his grandmother's house in heaven. Or dry humping Thatcher. Or smoking and drinking with the fishes.

Oh Boy. Now this is challenging. . . .

Judging from your name, you like Italian things. I do too

Mario Puzo. We gotta make this thing harder.

^^^ Lol. That's printing and not publishing.

Lol. Guranteed you will be lazy. Just don't lose interest. That's the main thing.

Lol. The story went from being sad being hilarious. Nice one, dude. I hope this is not the end even though it ended pretty well

^^^Dude, return to being a gunner oh. It's cool to be one. These kinda wins are our trophies

LOl. People usually miss that and I hate to have to explain it for I do it a lot. There's always some kinda symmetry in what I write but explaining it takes away the fun part.

LOL. Let's hide under the Poetic Licence....Hear hear

Now?

Cuddlemii: What PMs?

I didn't get any PM

I'll try again

Cuddlemii: Hi no one

It's this annoying new layout that chased every good poster away from NL. Are you getting my PMs? There's absolutely no way to know. None that I know of anyway

Cool. I like

Thanks. I don't know if there's any literary term for it. I'm not a technical writer. I don't know the rules to follow sef. Did you notice the rhymes though in the last eight verses? I made them after four lines.

Perhaps

[size=14pt]LIFE[/size]

It dissolves my resolve

Once I asked how a leopard can blot its spots

Or a tiger wipe its stripes

You’ve gotta live the moment before it passes

Just like flames before dust and ashes

You have to cherish it before it perishes

Peace resides on the other side of conflict

And there’s no berth around it

For tis easier to cut along the grain

A bit to lose but more to gain

For who defines light without knowing of darkness?

Or vice versa?

Many good things have sad ends

Lovers become friends

Friends become strangers

Strangers become enemies

But memory lane is a two way road

One just needs to choose between

Tarnishing the varnish

Or varnishing the tarnish

I just watched the most eye opening, most hilarious YouTube video! Share? No. Why did I bring it up when I knew I wasn't gonna share? Cuz I can. I'm going to bed aka not really but I'm outta here

But she said dated. I'm not sure what dated means these days though. I'm old school

Sigh. I'm not really great with this. I prefer one on one banter. And here's what I'll do. . . .

HumbledbYGrace: nd hv a beer belly too

I don't drink. Not cuz of any religious hoodoo but cuz I don't like alcohol.

Where were we? Um, first time?

Cuddlemii: That's even a summary.
I am trying to play it cool so I won't be tagged a useless girl
The rate is higher than that!
I date a man at every millisecond

Oh, I see. No judgement here. Just admiration for your sheer romantic attention deficit disorder

HumbledbYGrace: mhhhhm m sleeping!No wait how's da beard tonight?

I actually do not have a beard. But I'm definitely going Sean Connery once I hit 50.

CrazyMan: How about this game...

Finish off the sentence making sure that the last word rhymes with the last word in the sentence before

the person after 5 sentences with rhyming words changes the last word to a word of their choice and the same thing goes on

If the last word is too difficult and there is absolutely nothing that can rhyme with it then it can be changed before 5 sentences

the last word can also be words which may not be one word but when pronounced sounds like the word before

I will show an example...

Talking about sin makes me shiver.

I shivered so much i could feel it in my liver

Next...

I think you should start a new thread for this one

And I thought we were being real. What's 755.5 na?

Danke, priyet.

First date thingie: Mr. Biggs

Er, I guess I can ask questions too. Cryptic ones. I'm not sure I get the hang on it yet.

Since we're going with the flow: How many past relationships?