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chemmerfrank: I dnt wana stretch dis but ull make me look like I didnt study the figures of speech and how they are used. sarcasm


noun
- (uncountable) A form of HUMOR that is marked by mocking with irony, sometimes conveyed in speech with vocal over-emphasis. Insincerely saying something which is the opposite of one's intended meaning, often to emphasize how unbelievable or unlikely it sounds if taken literally, thereby illustrating the obvious nature of one's intended meaning.
- (countable) An act of sarcasm.
synonyms
- (uncountable) derision, facetiousness, irony, ridicule, satire
- (countable) taunt, gibe

alright uncle, believe what you want......who knows you might get the joke later.....*winks*

chemmerfrank: then ur a bad comedian..cause I know a joke when I read one

Noun: sarcasm
|'saar,ka-zum|
Witty language used to convey insults or scorn, esp. saying one thing but implying the opposite • he used sarcasm to upset his opponent
= caustic remark, irony, satire
.....dude, sarcasm is not the same as making a joke
...don't thank me thank God......

chemmerfrank: is that how the system works now?? u beat girls and you have earth shattering sex...??

guy .....its called sarcasm

tell her you don't like it, or when she starts her play, remove your belt, or get 1 yard of wire and beat her to stupor.....trust me you guys would have earth shattering sex after that....

i don't have dimples but can i join?

Paroman: Mr sharp striker, I think what you need now is good education.

lolzzz.....nice one bros

don't do it.........you might regret it later,nothing is free even in freetown.

@vhickky01

well, i don't know why u nd ur brother are unlucky with your choice of phones maybe you should look into where u bought it.....i use M3 it has never for once acted up for close to 4 months now and it fell several times.....my friends too use tecno nd no complaints......but op take heart.....life continues

heefeholuwah: tnx for the unsolicited advice but a simple Yes or No would have been okay.

oya ife no vex, its actually very romantic.....you go dey call each other "ifemi" but that shouldn't be a criteria for a relationship ke.......so grow up **winks*

heefeholuwah: just answer the question or don't comment at all...what's ur problem? Why are you always about castigating people's topics?....do not hate!!

ahn ahn ife why na? i was also asking a question too ni........i was confused and i needed advise....

grow up already......

is it good to conduct my wedding ceremony on nairaland?

rolling my eyes

** i wish you all a very happy new year!! we will all be very happy together.....i love u all.....once again happy 2014★★★

but dora is a female now.....you guys can never sit and watch a woman become the president laye......

i for one would love to have a female vice president in this country and the best candidate for that should be Dora......"brethens" what is your take.....no insults pls....

made my own money......had my first kiss....

what is love?
this is the question ringing in my heart at the moment...
there r times i feel like i am flying in d skies due to d series of feelings going on in my life abt u....
there i times i wish i never met u......
there i times i feel i can't get anyone better dan you.....
there r times i feel compromised staying wit u.....
there r tyms i feel nothing can separate us....
there i tyms i feel lyk backing out
there i times i long for ur kiss
there r times i wish we never started kissing......
there r times i always want to be wit u
there r times i never want to see u....
there r tyms u make me extremely happy.....
there r days u make me sad.....
there r days i feel dating u is d best decision i ever made.....
there r days i regret meeting/dating you....
there r times i trust u completely.....
there r times evrytin u do seems shady..
..
there r tyms i picture my future wit u.....
there r tyms i can't find u in my future.....
there r tyms i feel i am the only gal in ur world....
there r times i feel we r many fighting for ur attention....
there r DAYS in which all my thoughts abt u make me feel light hearted nd gay.....
there r DAYS your thoughts make my heart heavy.....
There r tyms my feelings r that of gaiety nd heaviness in a confusing order dat drives me crazy....
there r tyms i remember when life was more easier......
now here is d multi dollar question "what is love and when did love get so complicated"?
isn't the best tin in lyf meant to be simple?
could this be love?
does anyone knw what love is?
what is love?

@ op......confess sharperly because those your lies are deadly......then face the consequence, its either she leaves you or she forgives but mind you the forgiveness part won't be easy..just don't give up easily, tell her u wld fight for her....
And if she leaves u, you deserve it....you no dey build house, u be drop out, u dey earn half salary, u don do 419 before......infact i don't think she would forgive you sef...forgiveness my YANSH... who does that??

Op...do not follow the advice some perverts are giving to sleep wit d girl.....i repeat do not follow it...think about this:
1) what if the parents of the girl finds out that the so called uncle is the one bleeping their daughter?
2) will your conscience not prick you for doing it?
3) wat if the girl is possessed?
4) wat if she is planning to set u up, maybe she is already pregnant for her classmate...
5) would u lyk such to be done to your young sis. or daughter?
6) do u really wanna bleep the girl or is it because u don't wanna look lyk a fool for nt not taking the coward's way out (bleeping her)
guy be a REAL man......sit her down and talk with her..and u might have just saved a soul from walking in d path of destruction....

osinachukwu: 1st call her to order,preach to her about abstinence,she Is just 17,teach her about revoking bad thoughts,preach her the gospel den place her on ur laps look deep in her eye,gently massage her boob.s,then kiss her slowly, ,remove dah joystick and fuk d shit outta dah sweet young punny ,its much tighter when young

bros you are high o......