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The 1st is correct but d 2nd no cos i don't drink.

And moreover element if i was 2 b girl i wud b glad 2 call u myown cos u're so caring

I'm cool. Jxt enjoying the fun filled weekend

I was trying 2 say she been hard 2 please

So 4 time wasted.anyways i'm cool jxt basking the weekend blues

So how far?

rotflmao

Hmmmm. Ok let the truth b said.YES

I observed dat u love her so much. But sorry 2 say it but shes taking 4 a ride

Ok i'm sorry

Gabry!!! How're u doing?

Hmmmmm. U don't like dat do u?

How said u're int trying must b a fool. But i fink she jxt been insatiable lol

See u see jokenapping.

I see. So i'm sorry 4 joking/teasing u. ;d ;d
is dat okay?

But frankly she said the truth. Didn't she? ;d

Was only joking. Nevertheless how can i make up 4 the already done damage?

^^are we still in 'lets kill english thread'?

4 hydrogen's house(ur son)

I don't understand.

Cos u said so

Sorry but nobody

Tnx bro

NOTHING FOR THE CHRISTMAS


A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"

She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"

The Growler

Scotsman is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.

Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs.

To his delight, he realises she has gone without underwear.

The blonde realises he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my growler?" "Yes, I'm sorry, " says the Scotsman and promises to avert his eyes.

"It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you."

Sure enough the growler blows him a kiss.

Wee Hughie, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the growler can do.

"I can also make it wink, " says the woman.

The Scotsman stares in amazement as the growler winks at him.

"Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat.

The Scotsman moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"

Stunned, The Scotsman replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle, too?"

DAFTNESS

This blonde wanted a haircut, so she goes to the hair sylist and says, "I want a haircut." The sylist says, "Sure, but only if you'll take off your headphones." The blonde replies, "If I do, I will die" and proceeds to walk out of the salon. So, the blond and the sylist have similar conversation for a few more days. Then the blond comes in again, and asks for a haircut. The hair sylist says again that she would have to take off the headphones. Blonde then again replies that she would die if she did. So, the hair sylist just goes up to the blonde and takes off her headphones. The blonde dies. The hair sylist listens to what was playing on her headphones, and she hears "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out."

Ok

**sleeping peaceful and dreaming about efe and doing . . . . . . .**

Is dat okay?