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AT THE CHICAGO CONFERENCE

A man had to attend a large convention in Chicago. On this particular trip he decided to bring his wife. When they arrived at their hotel and were shown to their room, the man said: "You rest here while I register - I'll be back within an hour."

The wife lies down on the bed, just then, an elevated train passes by very close to the window and shakes the room so hard she's thrown out of the bed. Thinking this must be a freak occurrence, she lies down once more. Again a train shakes the room so violently, she's pitched to the floor.

Exasperated, she calls the front desk, asks for the manager. The manager says he'll be right up. The manager (naturally) is sceptical but the wife insists the story is true.

"Look,, lie here on the bed - you'll be thrown right to the floor!"

So he lies down next to the wife, Just then the husband walks in. "What," he says, "are you doing here?"

The manager replies: "Would you believe I'm waiting for a train?"

Gabry:
yes there is.

Studio just got married to his 3rd wife today and Vic2k3 got a Mohawk hairstyle to be Studio's Best man at the wedding today. Cool eh?

Where is ur location? I am on my way now.*vic2k3 2 da rescue*

I needn't any explanation i fully understand lol

Inked! Inked!!. Btw it was a lil funny tho

My efe charge? **raises an eyebrow**

So Chi chi simplify lol

I told u that i admire some of the aforementioned qualities. So dats y. As 4 lastnight np i understand must b boredom

I don't understand. Is it the noise's distraction or u're making difficult 2 read?

Chi chi so hear it 4rm ma lips ;d

I read some secs b4 it was modified

I asked ur previous que

U and efe

Yes i pray so. but didn't know how or when 2 ask

I kinda of begining 2 like u. U're d kind i admire (intelligent,cool and self controlled-like yester night)

Yeah back 2 wha u asked. Most tins are better not said

Pls we need new things

I mean 2 fight lol

Alright i'm sorry. BUT don't call that name again

Watch it man or if not . . . . .

Chi chi i tot we were conversing. y leave me now?

Stud suck don't u fink so? Isn't here jokes section fool

The ideas are meant 4 my mind use only don't u fink?

@ido i already hve 1. I don't need extra lol

Cocaine. I am outta here mehn

We are jxt having a harmless convo aint we?

Chibaby no dey push ur luck lol ;d

Element no mind stud jare im gf na im grandfather o

Ido wey the biscuit now. E don finish?

I don't drink so as 2 stay in shape(no pot bellies lol). Moreover i was brought 2 abhor it(christian home)

Btw i'm even @party right now