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Ido u 2 like biscuit

I swear u de blind.u no see ur special thread?

Taz u don see ur joke?

Hi ufo

**Vic2k3 jumps tru d window**

Ido how're u doing?

5-average

Blacksta u shud made the code more difficult 2 crack.not jxt simple french

I'm 1st

So how was ur weekend like on a scale of 10

2 bad u didn't watch wigan been whiped

English premier league matches

**shakes blacksta's hand**
Blacksta how're u doing?

My Efe i hope u watched the epl matches

**kisses****kisses**i'm**kisses****kisses**kool**kisses****kisses**

^^u definitely suffering from psychosis

My only **kisses****kisses**efe**kisses****kisses****kisses**efe**kisses****kisses**efe**kisses****kisses****kisses**how're u doing?

^^osama don land
**vic2k3 dives under nearby bed**

^^accepted

If u luv her then do it(but make it safe o!). But if u're out for a quickie may God have mercy on ur a$$. But ma instinct is telling me that she's only testing ur loyalty

If u don't like this one. Then what is ur verdict on my other thread-'AS A NEWBIE LETS SEE MA STUFFS'

nellaluv:
Don't you have friends @ home to test this things before coming on here to post.

This is. . . this is . . .

I can't even fake a smile,

I can't shout ,

NEXT!!!

I'm int surprised wif ur brain and mind on recess

some ques for u:

1)What you call a man with a toe growing out of his knee?
ans: Tony

2)Why don't the members of Al Qaeda go out to bars?
ans:Because they can get bombed at home.

3) Why are do people say that u are so dumb?
ans: Because u don't talk


4)What do rocks and boobs have in common?
ans: If they're flat, you can skip them.

5)What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?
ans:A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed.
       A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

6) What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
ans: Humpme Dumpme

7)How can you tell if a man is lying?
ans:His lips are moving 

Why don't blondes like to breastfeed their babies?
ans: It hurts to boil their nipples!

9)What can Skittles do that men can't?
ans:come in 5 flavours

10) What do you give a blonde who has everything?
ans:Penicillin. 

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was,  God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

Make i fulfill ma promise
Here we go


Stereotypical man

The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he'd near about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her. When he'd finished she paid him and said, "I'm going to make a . . . well . . . unusual request. But you have to first promise me you'll keep it a secret." The repairman quickly agreed and she went on. "Well, it's kind of embarrassing to talk about, but while my husband is a kind, decent man -- sigh -- he has a certain physical weakness. A certain disability. Now, I'm a woman and you're a man . . . "The repairman could hardly speak, "Yes yes!""And since I've been wanting to ever since you came in the door . . ." "Yes yes!""Would you help me move the refrigerator?"

Anyway 4get about it.not so important

Yap

Quote 'Privacy on NL pls'

And expect taminz in 2 secs.

**still kissing wonderland **my efe what about . . . . . . . ?

No, jxt joking lol

My efe i was jxt trying 2 giv her her own merecine anyway.that girl sharp no bi small