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Ok I have tire oo. How do I read 60 pages?

Sugarcoated: Finally,an ISD aspirant! I was beginin 2 feel Left Out

oh common! u know I'm always here for u..

tessy.... miss preety... you dnt get my message right.?

drizzytee: sorry daddy! u know i have a bad knee

shotop... d koboko will repair it

drizzytee: kullkatty gu moni ma!

viccipedia gu moni

come here.. naso them dey greet...? Oya kneels down... ur own don finish today. chizzy wet d koboko

Tessy10: Pls who knws d code 2 switch 4rm mtn zone 2 pulse?

why is it that whenever I wanna get married, you just show up... and later you disappear again? ok I no marry again oo missprettylicious tessy is here again.... hope d exam was good.. 08038258488 whatsapp or call me oo... ok. pls..*wink*

kulkatty: like Jesus α̇nd his disciples ba?

only that we r just 2 nd going to d bedroom

Neldrizzy: heeeyyyyysssss #blocks him# watin she do you ??

u don mumu finish oo... na your area she wan flog...

kulkatty: ermmm come to where?

just dey follow me for back... any
whr I go u go...

Neldrizzy: Lollll mee naa Acid i go pour for in between ur leg region..#runs away

u don wet d Cain wet I wan use flog Romeo? Oya bring am and lie down... na u go first chop am...

kulkatty: you deserve 24 strokes of cane on that vital spot of yours -_-

because I dey look u since Abi? Oya come here

Nuel01: tanx bro. **kips pride away** lets talk fact nw. Very sori abt my words. Cant wait 2 see u guys come n join d heat uniben gives. All d best.

nawah ooo see as this guy just pour cold water for my head o

benromeo39: Choi, them wan flog me o.

ok u still dey talk....X2

chizzy94: Lol, I dey jhare. No mind that guy wey dey form ontop wetin no reach. If the dude dey cry wetin make those reputable men from Medicine wey done dey help them people since do?? Smh, people sha

leave am, I need this thread to be as clean as possible in terms of e-fight, that's y I just dey look them... all of you e-warriors, I dey see all of una oo, but make I no talk anything... una go hear am soon...

benromeo39: Attention! Attention!! Attention!!!
Vacancy for the post of a roommate.
Qualifications:
1) must be adept at the art of washing plates, clothes and house chores.
2) must know where to draw the line i.e if u wake me up for 4am say make we do morning devotion, when I dey dream dey flex matice with misberry, I go mutilate u that day .
3) u must be a sharp guy like nelson, if u see me and a babe entering through the door, fly out through the Window.
4) you must have faith that ur name is already on that admission list.
NB: no gender barrier, and rule number 2&3 for guys only.
Signed & stamped. . . . .

Ben I just dey look you since, u dey misbehave o... who give u permission to post dis tin for here, and wet your stamp.... Oya lie down, nelly wet d koboko....

chizzy94: Too much pride in one comment. What bell? As if you were the best performing student that year. Chill man, Like it wasn't somebody that was the best performing student that year with 75 aggregate from petroleum engineering. If you're to answer people's questions on here; swallow your pride, put your head down and don't take advantage of the fact that this forum is a faceless one.

The winner of a gold medal only gets his medal by putting his head down
#Peace

chizzy ma mennnn... leave that guy, I will remove his cap soon. how far na??

Oveyobaba: During the time of our elders na hiv,our time na ebola,how my children time wan be chai...........IN OTHER NEWS FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TO SEND EBOLA VICTIMS TO SAMBISA FOREST.........

Oya.. oshodin dey call you for gadrum

Alleluia: go and die fool.

see oshiomole oo

kelvindim: Nel I was banned, would have replied you earlier...anyways, I've been seeing alotta impressive scores on here; veraciously, I'm enamoured & flabbergasted by the gargantuan outcome of engrossed studiousness. Big thumbs up to everyone. In brief succinctness, I'd like to express, in a crystal clear disposition, my innermost exuberant thankfulness to Yaweh for his 'good success' He's encompassed us with.
Shout out to all engineers on here.
#I rep Civil Engineering

in Jesus name amen.. na why them Commot 50marks from ur score...

Zedicusdgreat: Post ume score 60...agg 55...goin for isd...mehn!!! Am finished!!!

shebi u don come back abi runaway soldier. See neldrizzy to knw how nd wat to do to renew ur membership. Btw congrats coursemate, see u in clearance

Alikaxon: Sometimes; it just seems life is unfair. But we must learn to accept what life gives to us eventhough its painful. Last year, one of my guy scored 50 on the dot, and he was admitted. I said to him "guy u 2 get luck o, like say u be fail one more question, u 4 dey house by now". The difference between 199 and 200, or 49 and 50 is that the later can be in school while the former just have to wait patiently till the following year...

it stil dpends on d course

JoesyOnome: LAW, wit GOD all things are possible.

yea all we need to do is believe.

Victorious1: How I wished I started same time with others; I would have been singing 80% screening score cus I had spent the whole day and 9te of June/July preparing for that day... ;(

I still bless the name of the Lord for what I scored; wasn't expecting that high...

shotop my friend wetin dey wory u? Im sure if u had seen wat u wr expecting, you wnt b here wishing. The exam was so bad for me that i had to ansa quertions from the islamic sector. But God wil continue to be merciful. #teamfaith

GreatGatsby: What's wrong with your score old sport, will you get down on your knees and start thanking God....... #pathetic

lol leave am, them think say na by branin

testimonies please! I still remember what i said! Every active member of this thread wil b admited. Dont dciv urself, i said active nt info seekers. Victorious, even your predicament couldnt prove me wrong.

Victorious1: am seriously seriouse!
Them dash me 61%aggregate..

lol u b thief oo na my screening score them carry give u aggregate Abi?

creening
Score (%): 61
Aggregate
Score (%):
58
(average of relative JAMB and PUTME
scores)

ehimav: the post utme result is out go nd check urz oh...... dis is mine below

Screening Score (%):69

Aggregate Score (%):62(averageof relative JAMB and PUTME scores)

pls how can i calculate my total score with dis information mind u i got 216 in jamb nd i am goin

dis one na dis year or last year?

chizzy94: *Gay Alert

Oya go bab ur afro, you have bad reception...

Joshuaaig: But I heard that if they didn't see ur question paper, they won't mark ur script

all na story.... as far as u write post utme, u go see ur result.

mesoade: .yea ure ryt,dis is my 1st pume nd i kinda viewed it 4rm my own perception . . Bt bro i mst confess,ur story is pathetic . . 4 me,i lov medicine,yes! . . Bt sitting 5yrs at home cos of medicine is a NO NO 4 me . . During d five yrs,do u learn a vocational skil? ,if u dnt, 5yrs of ur lyf has been wasted(sorry 2 say) nd dats nt jambs fault bt urs . . Nd its lyk ur parents are rich wit dem allowing to register 4 gud 6yrs . . If u so much desire medicine,y nt opt 4 a state uni wit a lower cut-off,though u'll pay high . . Bt if it were me i'd av taken d course nd re-written jamb jst lyk ur frnd did nd put in 4 medicine d nxt year . . A dude dis yr is a graduate of zoology in o.a.u bt he tuk jamb again to study medicine and had 271 in jamb . . Even graduates of dentistry ar cumin bak 4 medicine . . So i c no reason y u wuldnt take d course nd apply 4 jamb till u get d medicine u'v bin searching 4.
Guy,dis is nigeria!
D hustle continues

I just love u bro don't know y... btw have u led us in prayer this morning?

Note* please ignore e-fighters, they are only here to destroy the peace and harmony we share. hope you guys had a wonderful day.

signed
VICCI