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So how do they enter the house?

Xtarxhyne: some guys b claiming handsomeness since 1908.... A girl once told me...dated 10 girls cos of my look blah blah

No mind them. All these handsome wannabes sef

jemby: @ Poster, guys that are handsome, don't really know they are, if you tell yourself you are handsome, then trust me you're not.am a guy too and don't tell myself that am handsome.people tell me

So if you are handsome, you won't know? Hmmmm.....you no get mirror ni?

Sorry couldn't read it. What is this thread all about?

scary. I don't want to get old scary. I don't want to get old

destino24: freshers?
which one be cross-over?

I wonder o. Na spill over?

Yomieluv: Hotel,or nursery school,cos my niece school is also painted like this.

Yomieluv: Hotel,or nursery school,cos my niece school is also painted like this.

lol

kingeze88: At six months, my son could take my phone charger to the socket and attempt to plug it. Now he is one year old. He knows how to put on the television. When I bring a plate of fufu, soup and water to wash my hands, I observe with keen interest when he dips his hand into the bowl to wash his hands first. After that, he proceeds to consume the helpless fufu.hmmmmmmmm. The world has changed. Pls when u are with your wife in a room, avoid any form of sex in the presence of your ward or child no matter the age. Kids learn so fast.

Is she your daughter? Cute baby

5naira: [color=#AB66AB]YOU GUYS AREN'T SURPRISE ATALL< ¤ MY NEIGHBOUR 2 WEEKS OLD BABY AS TEETH AND CAN SPEAK FRENCH fluently[/color]

AM SO SACRED OF THAT BABY I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO, PLS ADVICE

hmmmm

I started growing teeth when I was 3 months old. My cousins are 12 and 11 respectively but if you see them, taller than me, so mature. If you see the 12 year old's hips so large. Then their 5 yr old Ola, talkative. She will ask you, "auntie what's the meaning of this" and when you tell her she will say I knew it already

rahazaqa: Is he lying? Truth is bitter. Even an average Ibo woman can sell her baby for 5k.

You are a bleeping idiot

Kizmarty: can u finish this fight u just started

don't mind the anumanu. Ibe ya goat yaw a ewu

twice

Frydae: ONYE IBERIBE! PAPA NZHUZHU! Is the befitting title for this "Mikal Jack-shit"! Very stupid homo sapien!

Frydae: ONYE IBERIBE! PAPA NZHUZHU! Is the befitting title for this "Mikal Jack-shit"! Very stupid homo sapien!

Ah ah! Bros biko e take kwala ya too personal

Tolexander: Watching both left and right before crossing a lane of the multilane road.

It is abnormal to watch both left and right in this kinda lane cos normally, cars can't be moving in both directions of the lane. But in nigeria u just have to watch both directions cos of those car-missing-lane

Lol,very true

Yungwizzzy: this must be American


you ain't inlove with a naija girl yet if you have not mistakenly sent her #1500 recharge card or give her money to make her hair

hmm

Dcmg: Every woman thinks she's the finest,sexiest,hottest female God created{even the ugly ones}
If they think the other girl is more beautiful than her,she really feels like killing her.Bitter Truth
God has created a big mistake called "Women"

don't make me call you a fool

UjSizzle: 1,3,4,7,9,10 ain't true for me...esp the clothes. I'm the lightest person when traveling.

me 2. I like travelling light

LaurelP: Women are not as organised as they look on the streets. Go to their rooms and you'll understand what I'm saying

sorry,but am organized

tsolz84: Fact

hmm

please op no.4 isn't always true. At least not for me

All Mount Zion movies and Faith like Potatoes. Don't know the producer

That's why I don't go out on dates

No I can't. We are only 5 girls in my dept, to 230 boys so it won't make sense but my cousin married her course mate

Hmm! I just got admission into the university then so one fateful Sunday morning, a few days before resumption, I was walking to Church alone and probably thinking about my life. Not far from my church share, a car was blocking my way so I took the gutter side. Seriously I don't know how it happened but I was almost on the floor. Thank heavens no one looked my way but had to wear bandages to school the next day and days after.

Jarizod: U guys shud watch Avatar and Naruto u'l fall in luv!

am already in love. Love those cartoons so much. Funny tho TWA my bf that introduced me to naruto

Cow and chicken tops the list. You never see the faces of those their parents. \n 2. Tom and Jerry \n 3. Sponge Bob square pants

Pls dah house there wasnt built with flowers and it dznt luk eye catchn

:-Xhmm! O chim

I dnt undastnd

1,5,6,7,9,10

Omexonomy: some women deserve that.

hmm